Born to be a monk? Pooh, Pooh, Pooh! Good luck! Just a few hairs. I'll grow back in a few days!

Bah, song Shuhang gave the little monk a brain collapse.

The little monk covered his forehead, his eyes were hazy, and his serious face was full of grievances. He was clearly speaking the truth. Why did he have to suffer brain collapse? Senior brother Shuhang is unreasonable!

Another gust of sea breeze was blowing. Song Shuhang only felt that his head was very cool. This strange coolness made him very uncomfortable.

Song Shuhang touched his bald head, sighed, and asked Bai Zun, "master Bai, was this the unreal 'reality' just now? Since the reality will be turned into illusion, why is my hair shaved in a ditch?"

Even the holes in the ground have disappeared Why is the hair on his head cut, but it can't change back?

"Ha ha, actually this is a little technical problem." Bai Zun chuckled and explained, "I don't have a good command of the illusory 'real' ability. Therefore, in order to avoid using the unreal "reality" and "unreal", I need to set a key thing This thing, which will not be affected by the illusory reality, can serve as a reminder to me Let me not always hide in the illusory "reality" unable to extricate myself. And the key thing I set is hair. Because even if the hair disappears completely, it will not affect the human body, and it is a very conspicuous thing

Song Shuhang touched his bald head - that is to say, he nodded his back. Nothing was hurt, just his hair. As a result, the hair, as a "key object", is not protected by the illusory "reality" of the white venerable, so it is shaved and becomes a real bald ditch

It's a sad story.

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In the tent, Doudou doesn't know where to take out a piece of crystal like thing, aiming at Song Shuhang, and gently flashes.

A light flashed from the crystal in Doudou's hands.

The light takes care of song Shuhang. A large part of the light concentrates on song Shuhang's bright head, which reflects the dazzling light.

Song Shuhang

He turned his head and looked at Doudou speechlessly: "Doudou, what are you doing?"

"Take a picture, Wang." Doudou poked at the crystal and explained, "this is a shadow gem. It used to be a precious thing. Before the camera came out, low-level monks used it to take pictures. My mobile phone is still in Zhou Li's hand, so I can only take a picture with it. "

With that, Doudou patted on the crystal again, and an equal proportion of song Shuhang's picture was mapped in the void.

In the picture, song Shuhang is turning his head curiously, and the bald ladle on his head just reflects the light of crystal photography The reflected light just makes song Shuhang's whole head shrouded in a mass of light, which seems to be his own holy light.

Don't mention how funny it is!

Song Shuhang

"I didn't expect that I had a talent for taking pictures." Doudou put away the crystal.

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth and said, "Doudou, please delete this picture. Otherwise, we will make friends

Doudou waves his hand to song Shuhang with pride: "then you can do it, Wang ~"

Song Shuhang rubs his temple, and his heart is tired.

He's a little bit pale now, and he's gone?

Then, song Shuhang saw that Bai Zun was looking up and swallowing a pill. Eh, did the illusory "reality" just now make master Bai consume a lot? Should you swallow pills to restore your spiritual power?

"Well, mental strength is back to its best, and this time it will work!" Master Bai whispered, and then he waved to song Shuhang: "Shuhang is ready, let's do it again, unreal 'real'!"

"Wait for the elder, I have no hair, eyebrows must be kept for me!" Song Shuhang exclaimed: "he remembers that master Bai said that the key to the unreal" reality "is" hair ", that is, not just hair, but eyebrows, eyelashes, whiskers and anything else that can be hair. The hair is gone. If the eyebrows don't fall off, it will be ugly.

As soon as his voice dropped, song Shuhang felt a flower in front of him ~ ~

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Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky way is falling nine days!

The sound of "roaring" water was heard in Song Shuhang's ear.

He tried to raise his head, and then he saw a huge waterfall above his head. It was so magnificent that it was like the water of the Milky Way pouring down

"Spectacular!" Song Shuhang said, but when he opened his mouth, he found something was wrong. For water poured into his mouth. And then The saliva was again drained from both sides of his cheek.

And in the process, he actually felt the feeling of "breathing", as if he had received oxygen from the water?

What's going on? Song Shuhang is puzzled. He is ready to touch his face. What strange changes have taken place.But the next moment.

Eh? Where's the hand Why can't I feel my arm?

It's not just the hands, it seems that even the legs are gone.

Song Shuhang quickly prepared to bow his head to see what had happened to his body But he found himself unable to bow. To be exact, he should be now. He seems to have no neck. His head and body are directly connected together. He can't look down at his body.

Master Bai, what are you playing?

"Well, have you adapted to this new body?" At this time, Bai Zun's familiar voice sounded above song Shuhang.

As soon as song Shuhang looked up, he saw the familiar and beautiful white Zun. At this time, Bai Zun is sitting beside Shu hang with a smile

How big, at this time, the white Zun looks like a giant in ancient legend in Song Shuhang. Song Shuhang estimated that his body was only the size of the palm of a white Zun.

Beside Bai Zun, the little monk stood still. Similarly, the little monk is a giant template.

"Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa." Song Shuhang was about to speak, but when he opened his mouth, another wave of water poured into his mouth, and then the big wave of water flowed out from both sides of his cheek, and he got oxygen supplement from it This feeling is so sour.

"Not used to the new body? Time is limited. Get used to it. " Bai Zun lowered his head and said with a smile to song Shuhang.

[new body? Song Shuhang looks at Bai Zun's pupil Finally, he used the eyes of Bai Zun as a mirror to see what he was like now.

It was a little golden fish. It was floating in the water, shaking its feet.

I Become a fish?

The unreal reality can even change race?

After learning that he had become a fish, song Shuhang tried to wriggle his body, and his body instinctively swam in the water. Swimming is so simple

"You seem to be used to this body." Bai Zun chuckled and then pointed to the huge waterfall: "see that waterfall? Come on

"Up?" Song Shuhang looks up at the huge waterfall which is "the Milky way is falling nine days". This is a little difficult.

It seems that he read the meaning of his heart from Song Shuhang's eyes.

"Does that scare you? The legendary fish leaping over the dragon's gate is much more difficult than running through the waterfall, and It's no more difficult for you to be promoted to "leap into the Longmen realm" than it is to swim upstream to the waterfall in the body of a small fish. " Bai Zun said with a smile, "don't be afraid, just rush up. You don't want to think about anything else now. You just want to experience the feeling of "jumping over the dragon's gate."

"Brother Shuhang, come on The little monk Guoguo put his hands together and said to the golden fish made by song Shuhang: "I believe that with the perseverance of senior brother Shuhang, I can definitely rush up the waterfall!"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth in his heart If you fight, you will swim upstream to the waterfall. Anyway, you will not die in the illusory "reality". What are you afraid of?

So song Shuhang swam his head and tail and swam hard toward the waterfall area. He got used to his body as he swam. However, when he swam back to the waterfall, he wondered. Why did baizun turn himself into a fish?

Is there any meaning in this?

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Just as song Shuhang was thinking, a huge figure appeared in front of him.

It was the figure of a Jingba dog - Doudou.

"Why? Where is this? " Doudou shook his head gently. It seems that the scope of the white Zun's illusory "reality" is so large that even the beans hiding in the tent are involved.

However, Doudou, who has been involved, has a little time difference with the young monk and Shuhang. Doudou is a little confused now.

After a moment, it came back: "Wang It seems that this is what Bai Zun called the unreal "reality"? That's great. "

It turned around and saw the white Zun and the little monk not far away.

Then it looks around, the waterfall and the bottom.

Shh, you see what I found? A single stupid fish!

This is a small golden fish, looks very silly, swimming so awkward. Doudou feels that he can catch the golden fish with a little flick.

If you want to do it, Doudou shouts joyfully and plunges into the water. With a slap of its claws, the stupid fish will fly from the water.

And then it hooked the stupid fish in its claws.

Then, with a big mouth, Doudou skillfully threw the golden fish into the dog's mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed the stupid fish with a sound of "Gu"

Don't be surprised, Doudou is a good fisherman!

When it first ran away from home, it had not yet reached the level of Bigu, so it developed a good hunting ability. Doudou, however, can fight tigers on the mountain, and catch sharks in the sea. It's just a small fish. A dog's paw can catch it!

Yes, it's delicious. The meat is tender and chewy."You don't want to, Doudou. That's senior Shu hang!" The little monk's anxious voice came half a beat late.

The white venerable on one side blinked his eyes - this sudden change was really beyond his expectation!

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