Chapter 756

What should I do? Mr. Bai only gave him three opportunities.

But song Shuhang's personal "talent skill tree" has not yet come up with the skills to make jokes!

Do you want to give up the intelligence of master Bai's two about "Jiuyou evil devil"?

What if it's important information?

Song Shuhang rubbed his temple - apart from telling a funny joke to make Bai's two happy, is there any other way to make Bai's two happy? So, let him tell himself that important information?

But song Shuhang doesn't know anything about Bai's two favorite things - except that he likes to listen to jokes.

Wait!

Suddenly, song Shuhang's aura flashed: "master Bai, why don't we exchange intelligence for information? I can give you information about this world in exchange for your information. "

Last time, he used this method to get the help of Mr. Bai's two and successfully passed the infinite make-up exam.

In the sky, Bai's two hands crossed his chin and said, "I refuse I don't have any particular information I want to know right now. Don't try me again. Today I don't want anything but jokes

Today's master Bai's two has set up a defenseless defense, which is impeccable.

It's a headache.

Song Shuhang rubs his eyebrows.

Calm down. What can I do to impress Mr. Bai?

How about, transposition thinking!

If I were two, what kind of jokes would I laugh at?

Well, such "transposition thinking" It's useless at all!

Because he can't think of any funny jokes at all.

Let's go further into "Empathy". If What I am facing is not master Bai's two, but master Bai's words. How can I get the information I want from him?

After thinking about it, song Shuhang suddenly wants to lift the table. Master Bai's personality is completely different from that of Bai's two. If he or the predecessors of "Jiuzhou Group 1" ask Bai Zun for some information, he will tell them immediately and will never force them to tell jokes.

So Let's go deeper into "Empathy".

Think about it carefully. If you want to make master Bai "Hi", what can I do? What can you do to make master Bai happy? Maybe you can also make master Bai's two?

For example Drag racing? Remove electrical appliances? Provide a great place to shut down? Interesting secret place? In a word, as long as it is interesting and novel.

Song Shuhang's eyes are bright. Maybe I can start from this aspect?

However, there is another problem. This "infinite make-up exam space" is a space of consciousness, and nothing in Song Shuhang's reality can be brought into this space. Otherwise, song Shuhang only took out his mobile phone and flipped through the Internet, which was a lot of jokes.

So, under the premise of "space of consciousness", what do you have to arouse the curiosity of Bai's two?

Song Shuhang's expression is changeable.

But in the empty air, the white elder two is still a face calm, light looking at him.

A moment later.

Song Shuhang was still thinking about something interesting. Bai said again: "remind you of one thing All emergency information is timely. If you're still too late to tell a joke that satisfies me, then, once the timeliness of the intelligence on the evil spirits of the "nine hell world" has passed, the intelligence will be meaningless. "

Information that is so timely?

Song Shuhang was a little anxious. All of a sudden, he thought of the white Zun in reality, which he was very interested in recently.

Song Shuhang said, "master Bai, are you interested in cocooning?"

"Ha?" In the void, master Bai's expression of two broke for the first time, no longer cold, a face of doubt.

"It's like spitting silk out of your mouth, forming a huge cocoon and wrapping yourself in it. It's fun." Song Shuhang described the process of cocooning quickly.

Finally, he added: "what's more, if you sleep in this cocoon, the sleep quality is excellent! Once people get into it and start to sleep, they don't want to get up and want to sleep in it as much as possible. "

At least, Bai Zun especially likes to sleep in that cocoon. If he sleeps in the cocoon, he will get a new height.

When I heard this, the eyes of Bai's two became bright.

At first, song Shuhang introduced the process of cocooning, but he still looked at Shu hang with the eyes of "213".

But when song Shuhang introduced it to the end, [if you sleep in it, the quality of sleep is particularly good Sleep as much as you can Don't want to get up 】

Master Bai, it seems to be very good if it has such a good effect?

"So, how do you get this cocoon?" Mr. Bai asked.

"I have a new type of" dragon magic potion ". Taking it can not only enhance the monk's physique, but also make him spin silk and cocoon. If you need it, master Bai, I can give you one! " Song Shuhang is happy in his eyes.In addition It would be better if we could find out the identity of "white master two" by the way of trading.

Master Bai no longer maintained his cold posture. He jumped out of the void and landed on the edge of song Shuhang: "are you sure you can sleep well in the cocoon?"

"I'm sure that at least another elder Bai refused to come out when he was sleeping in the cocoon." Song Shuhang replied.

"Well, to be sure, you are still in Baiyun academy, right?" asked Bai

"Of course, I'm still in the Baiyun Academy." Song Shu waterway.

"Ha ha, who said that only when you are in Baiyun academy can I bring you into this space?" Master Bai's two squint at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang

Shit, did I hear a terrible news?

"Then you wait. I'll find a chance to get this dragon magic potion from you." Bai said two.

Song Shuhang nodded and said, "well, master Bai. As a deal, can you tell me that important information? "

"Do you want to exchange the precious" dragon magic potion "for me Master Bai said with a smile.

"No way, I don't have any jokes in my stomach. After I go out this time, I must prepare more jokes for the first time Song Shuhang guaranteed the way.

Mr. Bai said with a smile: "well, trading is what you like and what I want - since you are willing to do this kind of loss trading, of course I am happy to pick up a bargain."

"What In fact, Mr. Bai, if you are willing to compensate me a little, I won't mind. " Song Shuhang, with a serious and serious expression, said: "this elder Bai is mysterious. If you can get some benefits from him

"Well, you have such a thick skin. Well, I'll wait until I get the goods. If the cocoon produced by your "dragon magic potion" can really make people sleepy and reluctant to come out of it, I will find a chance to compensate you. " Bai said two.

"Master Bai, can you tell me the information first?" Song Shuhang was in a hurry.

What is this urgent information?

After hearing that master Bai's two mentions that "intelligence has timeliness", song Shuhang also has a few guesses in his mind.

Is it the "Jiuyou evil devil" who wants to raid a place in Baiyun academy?

Or beheading several important Confucian figures?

Or is it that the "nine hell evil spirits" attack the West and say they want to deal with "Baiyun academy", but actually attack other Confucian schools?

Or is it that the forces of the evil spirits of Jiuyou have been strengthened?

Master Bai's two light way: "the information content - well, Jiuyou demons have arrived at the location of Baiyun Academy If we calculate the time, they should have entered the "Baiyun academy" and are ready. The situation of the war is imminent. "

"Wait a minute." song Shuhang said in surprise: "evil spirits have entered Baiyun academy? But Baiyun academy has no feeling at all? "

"What's the surprise? The Confucianists and the demons of Jiuyou world have been fighting each other for thousands of years. The disciples of the Confucianists have a great understanding of the demons in the Jiuyou world, and vice versa. The demons in the Jiuyou world also have a great understanding of the magic style, characteristics and Their weaknesses. It is estimated that in a little while, the evil spirits of the nine hell world will attack. " Bai said with a smile.

Song Shuhang gave a slight pause: "why do you want to tell me this information?" Don't you call yourself "Jiuyou world" camp?

"Well, it's very simple. Because the order to attack the Confucian Baiyun Academy was not issued by me. " Bai said with a smile.

Song Shuhang nodded: "I see. Please send me out of this space of consciousness. I'll get ready for the dragon magic potion and wait for you to get it."

The news is so terrible that it must be sent back immediately.

"Good." Master Bai's two snapped his fingers.

Bang!

Song Shuhang's consciousness was sent out of this space.

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After seeing off song Shuhang, Bai's two hands crossed again and supported on his chin.

To mobilize the evil spirits of Jiuyou world to attack Confucianism is another "will" of Jiuyou world, that liquid metal ball issued an order. When mobilizing the evil spirits of Jiuyou world, it did not hide from master Bai's two. It seemed that he did not worry that master Bai's two would obstruct him.

A moment later, Bai's consciousness of two retreats from this space and returns to Jiuyou world.

He buried himself in the bottom of the world of nine worlds.

And above his ground, the huge liquid metal ball floats in the void.

This guy is still so haunted.

"It seems that what you've been planning has come to a critical point?" Master Bai's two voice: Although I don't know what this metal ball is planning, from the other party's frequent actions, we can guess that the other party has a big plan in the near future.www.novelhold.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!