Chapter 777

Mr. Bai two: "as long as you make me laugh happily, you will pass the test. I've let you go so many times before. You must have seen a lot of jokes when you go back? "

Song Shuhang

Seeing that song Shuhang did not answer, Bai's two eyebrows slightly picked: "why, you didn't collect jokes? Or did you not care about the jokes I was going to hear? "

Song Shuhang even said: "cough, in fact, when you pulled me in, I was watching a joke!"

"Well, I believe you, so tell a joke." Bai said two.

"But the jokes I read are not easy to tell. I'm afraid you'll kill me Song Shuhang is honest. So far, I have to confess to Mr. Bai. It's better to use other methods to replace the "jokes" as before.

"Tell me, and I'll kill you? It sounds very interesting... " After thinking about it for a while, Mr. Bai said, "why don't you tell me about it? Well, if I can have the impulse to kill you, I can also pass the customs this time

Huh? Let master Bai's two have the desire to kill him It's not too easy, OK.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "ha ha, when you have long hair Beep beep ～ "

is silenced.

"If you really want to die, I can do it for you, song Shuhang." "Besides, what I want you to tell is a joke Instead of poking me into black history. "

"In fact, I always feel that this piece is very interesting." Song Shuhang said seriously: "in any case, elder Bai, you had the idea of" killing me "? So, I won. I'll take the information concerning the life and death of Confucianism! "

Master Bai: two

"Or are you going to renege, master Bai?" Song Shuhang added.

"Ha ha ha ha." Master Bai said: "well, it's OK to tell you - the evil lotus of Jiuyou world and the golden lotus of Confucian gentleman can open up a small world in their own world. Now, this information is sure to be reliable. "

"Can we really open up a small world? That's not very good. The wish of Confucianism for hundreds of years can be realized... " Song Shu waterway. When he was attached to the "Rune" before, he heard the communication between the Confucian elders and the "Golden Lotus". The purpose of cultivating this "gentleman's Golden Lotus" by Confucianism is to open up a small world enough for the survival of Confucian disciples. Since then, the fight between Confucianism and Jiuyou world is no longer passive and beaten, but in a state of advancing, attacking and defending.

But suddenly, song Shuhang's voice was stiff: "wait, it's related to the life and death of Confucianism. Is it possible that there will be hidden dangers in the development of Confucian Golden Lotus space? Or is there a connection between the space of evil lotus and that of golden lotus? Is it a space explosion

Master Bai two: "it's not as exaggerated as you think, but the space between evil lotus and golden lotus is really connected. As long as you use a certain method, you can directly enter the Golden Lotus space through the evil lotus space in the nine secluded world. "

Song Shuhang sighed. In that case, the Golden Lotus space in the Confucian world would be like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.

"What's more, there is a guy in Jiuyou world who is not weaker than me. He is preparing to enter the" Golden Lotus space "through the" evil lotus space "of Jiuyou world. This is what I call "the catastrophe of Confucian life and death." Bai added.

"Not weaker than Bai? Are you strong, master Bai? " Song Shuhang blurted out subconsciously. As soon as he said this, he wanted to give himself a mouth. The problem of being frank and quick always jumped out again when song Shuhang felt that he had recovered from his illness, so that he could experience the pain of relapse.

"Ha ha ha." Master Bai gave a soft smile.

"Well, what Mr. Bai, I mean, how strong are you Song Shuhang quickly mended the way.

You can make up for it as much as you can.

"Hehe, if you have to ask this question Let me give you a hypothesis. If I jump from the "evil lotus space" to the "Golden Lotus space", I can kill all the Confucianists with one hand, from the old to the young, from the human to the beast, from the magic weapon to the building. " White elder two light way.

"A hand?" Song Shuhang swallowed his mouth secretly.

"Well, one hand, no more." Bai said two.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt his legs were a little soft, and the fighting power of Bai master two sounded stronger than that of Bai Zun in this world. And he just did this in front of the two of the white master, so waves, will not be white two with a finger to press dead?

"Now you know you're afraid?" Master Bai said with a smile.

"By the way, I remember you can't get out of the world of nine worlds now?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this."Ha ha, have you forgotten the connection between the evil lotus space and the Golden Lotus space? If the guy who's not weaker than me succeeds I can always find a similar way to leave Jiuyou world. " Bai senior two hints.

"Now, if I'm wrong, master?" Song Shuhang asked earnestly.

"So, tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or a joke that makes me feel like I want to kill you, so I can let you out of this" unlimited make-up exam space ", which is what you call this space Bai said two.

Around and around, and back here.

Song Shuhang: "master Bai, do you have no other hobbies except jokes? Can't we change something else? "

"My whole life I'm counting on jokes. " Master Bai said with a calm face.

Your life's hope is too cheap!

So, do I really want to tell evil jokes to my two predecessors?

I always feel that if I open my mouth to tell evil jokes, I will drag myself into a place that will never be destroyed.

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When song Shuhang thought for a moment, suddenly He thought of something more important.

Song Shuhang: "master Bai, what can I do even if you tell me the information about the catastrophe of Confucianism?"

The existence of the Confucian "Junzi Jinlian" is the biggest secret of Baiyun academy now. About Junzi Jinlian, Baiyun academy has not told anyone.

Even if song Shuhang got the connection between the "evil lotus space" and the "Golden Lotus space", how would he pass the news to Baiyun academy?

Do you want to tell the other party: there is a problem with the golden lotus of your family, and the small world opened up will be directly connected with the evil lotus of Jiuyou world?

In this case, he has to explain to the Confucianists where he got the Golden Lotus space. What's more, the Confucianists have prepared for the "Golden Lotus space" for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is impossible to stop the plan for the development of "Golden Lotus space" because of his words and intelligence.

"Ha ha, you've got the point." "Since I come to you, it means that I have a solution in my hand. Although it may not be successful, I can let you try it."

"Please teach me how to do it." Song Shu waterway.

"I have a set of methods here. After you learn it, go to the Golden Lotus space of Confucianism, and then use this method to brand your own mark in the Golden Lotus space. At that time, you will become the master of the Golden Lotus space, and you should be able to prevent that guy from entering the Golden Lotus space through the "evil lotus space" as a springboard Bai said two.

Song Shuhang said with a wry smile: "the problem is, how do I get into the Golden Lotus space. Moreover, with my strength, can I become a master of space? Even if I become the master of space, can I resist the guy you mentioned from entering the "Golden Lotus space"

He is not a disciple of Confucianism. In a short period of time, Confucianism will definitely not allow him to enter the "Golden Lotus space".

"That's what you have to worry about yourself." Mr. Bai shrugged his shoulders - he can only help you get here.

In fact, as he said to the liquid metal ball before - whether it was a success or a failure, there was no harm to him.

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After thinking about it for a while, song Shuhang asked, "master Bai, can I teach the method you taught me to others? For example, disciples of Confucianism? "

Jinlian space is a space cultivated by Confucianism for hundreds of years. Song Shuhang is not suitable to be the master of this space. If you can, you'd better leave it to the Confucianists.

"Whatever you want, I just do what I can. As for how you're going to stop that guy, it's none of my business. " Master Bai, two doesn't matter.

Then, Mr. Bai taught song Shuhang how to leave a brand in the "Golden Lotus space". The process is not complicated It is to put out a lot of postures, cooperate with the true Qi or spiritual power in the body, turn them into brands and stay in the Golden Lotus space. It's like a dance.

Master Bai, you are very good at dancing.

However, Mr. Bai can not guarantee that this method will succeed. He just watched the liquefied metal ball leave its mark in the "evil lotus space". Theoretically speaking, the method that can leave a mark in the evil lotus should also be feasible in the Golden Lotus.

"If you can't, you can do it the opposite way." Bai said two.

Song Shuhang

It's too unreliable to look so casual.

"Well, the things to tell you and to teach you are done. Now, time is running out. In the Jiuyou world, the guy who is not weaker than me has already branded it in the "evil lotus space". If you move a little slower, the Golden Lotus space of Confucianism will bloom, and it will jump over the Jiuyou world. You'll be late. " Bai said two."I'll be right back." Song Shuhang nodded.

"Well In the end, did you forget something? If you want to leave, first tell a joke to amuse me, or tell a joke that makes me have the impulse to kill you Bai said two.

Song Shuhang

"Time is running out." Master Bai's two is floating in the void: "maybe, if you want to help the Confucianists, you need to think about it clearly for a few minutes."

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Song Shuhang would never tell an evil joke in front of Bai's two. At this time, he had an idea and thought of an interesting topic a long time ago.

"Master Bai, if you have to say something, I'll tell you one." Song Shuhang looked serious and asked, "a little white Oh, no; a little white It's not right. How much is a little white plus a little white? "

Master Bai: two

Is there anything funny about this topic?

However, seeing song Shuhang's serious look on his face, he replied: "OK, two Xiaobai."

"Congratulations, wrong answer!" Song Shuhang complacently smiles: "the answer is a little white rabbit."

“……” Why

"Because, ah, one Oh, no, a little white plus a little white is equal to two little white. Two Xiaobai are Xiaobai two. By the way, two is the number 2 in a certain language in the world now, which is called "English". When you read two in Chinese, it means "rabbit", so the answer is little white rabbit

Master Bai two pinched his chin and thought.

After thinking for a moment, he finally understood the smile of the question: "ha ha ha ha, it's interesting."

"Mm-hmm, how about it, isn't it interesting?" Song Shuhang looked forward to it.

"For a moment, I really had the impulse to beat you. Well, you are qualified this time." Master Bai waved his hand.

Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.

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As soon as he came back, he found himself lying on the bench. Fish Jiao Jiao Jiao and Su Shi a 16 were sitting not far away, chatting in a low voice about some interesting things.

After hearing the sound of Shu Hang's rising, Su Shi a 16 turned his head: "Shu hang, you wake up."

"Well Once again, I came out of that space. " Song Shuhang sighed.

"This time, do you want to tell a joke to the elder who can't name it?" Fish Jiao Jiao Jiao asked.

Song Shuhang nodded with a dry smile.

"And then, did you tell that old man some" evil joke " Fish Jiao Jiao and look forward to the way.

"Jiaojiao, what pictures are you filling in your brain?" Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't tell the" evil joke ". At that time, I had a brainwave and thought of a problem that my brain was turning around and I got through it. By the way, it's not the time to talk about these things. Are they there, master Bai? "

"Master Bai seems to have been asked to leave by a Confucianist disciple, who seems to want to invite him to take part in a big activity of Confucianism." Su's sixteen ways, she said that her voice into the secret way: "I guess, the activities of Confucianism, should be related to that gentleman Golden Lotus."

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