Chapter 1080

Moreover, Bai's identity of two is one of the handlebars of Jiuyou world. If he is willing to help, it is definitely an old driver driving, steady!

But master Bai, you have to listen to jokes again Song Shuhang looked back and thought that he had seen many jokes not long ago. In retrospect, none of them felt funny.

There is no way, as people's laughter point is higher and higher, ordinary short jokes have been difficult to make people laugh. Some jokes, laugh once and then think about it, you will find that it has been unable to laugh.

Sometimes it's very painful to laugh high.

"Master Bai, wait a minute!" Song Shuhang responded in his mind: "today I will find a joke that makes people laugh."

Today is different from the past. Today, there are so many elders of "Jiuzhou No.1 group" who are present. Many people are strength. Can't so many people squeeze out a joke to make master Bai laugh?

"Well, I'll give you time to prepare." Master Bai's two is in a good mood today. He doesn't give song Shuhang any restrictions.

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At this point, when the underground laboratory.

The members of "Jiuzhou No.1 group" looked depressed. At this time, song Shuhang said, "everyone, who has a classic joke, please give me one."

Lingdiezun:

Seven practitioners of veneration:

Huangshan Zhenjun: "is it..."

Su Shi a 16 curiously asked: "Shu hang, why suddenly want to joke?"

"Just received a Jiuyou old driver Ah, no, it's the "Bi Bi Bi Bi ~". Again? Anyway, it's the news of the super power. He said there are ways to help us. But he needs a joke to make him laugh. Do you want a joke Song Shu waterway.

"The elder? If it was the elder, maybe he could help us Henghuo Zhenjun clearly realized that when song Shuhang helped the Confucianists regain control of the "Golden Lotus World", an elder who could not tell the truth secretly helped him.

"What kind of jokes do you want?" Asked the litchi fairy.

"As long as it's interesting enough, tell me about it, if there's one." Song Shu waterway.

Su Shi a 16: "I look on the Internet."

Crazy Dao Sanlang: "I remember a lot of interesting stories However, those jokes are a little bit forbidden. "

"Master Sanlang, I still don't want this." Song Shuhang waved again and again. He couldn't imagine telling the 18 forbidden jokes to Bai's senior two. If you offend Mr. Bai's two, it's not fun to reward him with a "mieshen gun.".

Huangshan Zhenjun: "well, I remember one thing I experienced a long time ago. At that time, I was only a monk of four grades. In the past, I have talked with Taoist friends in the group, but I may not have heard of it. "

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun began to talk.

[that was a long time ago. When I was young, like most of my Taoist friends, I went down the mountain and started to travel around the world after Sipin realm. One day, there was a master of liupin Zhenjun in Mount Tai. I went all the way to listen to the Dharma.

At that time, there were a lot of people who went to listen to the elder preaching Dharma, and the whole Dharma hall was full of monks from all walks of life. I just went down the mountain to explore the Xiuzhen world. I was very happy to see the scene.

I also crowded into a corner of the Dharma hall, ready to wait for the sixth grade real king to open the Dharma.

When I managed to squeeze into a suitable position, I turned my head and looked to the side. I saw a slender young Taoist standing on the pillar beside me. He had the same four grades and outstanding temperament.

When I saw this, I could not help but say hello to him: "I'm a Taoist in Huangshan. I've just entered the fourth grade. Please ask the number of friends?"

The Taoist friend suddenly stopped and said, "go away."

At that time, I felt particularly embarrassed. As a novice, I deeply experienced the cold of friars for the first time.

So, I didn't say a word to him from the beginning to the end.

After that, I practiced hard and reached the level of five grades.

Then one day, when I was shopping for materials in a Xiuzhen market, I met that young Taoist with outstanding temperament. At that time, he was at the top of the fourth grade, one step away from the fifth grade. My cultivation was not as good as that of me at that time.

I don't know why, when I saw him again, I suddenly recalled the cold voice of "get out of here" when Taishan was lecturing.

I have a sullen breath in my heart.

So After I left Xiuzhen City, I found a place where there was no one and beat him up. 】

when we got to this point, Huangshan was stunned and embarrassed.

Song Shuhang looks puzzled - is there anything funny about this story?

After beating him up, I asked him if he remembered me.

He said: Yes, your name is Huangshan Taoist.

I didn't expect that he could still remember my road sign, so I was slightly stunned.At this time, the corner of his mouth twitched: "my name is" get out of the house ", and the Taoist name is" get out of the way. " 】

"poo ~" song Shuhang couldn't help laughing: "what happened later?"

"I don't want to talk about it later. Anyway, I paid a great price for apologizing." Huang Shan Zhen Jun gave a dry smile.

Lizhi fairy: "fortunately, my Taoist name is only" litchi ". I won't be given a meal by him one day after I know him."

"Fortunately, my name is just Beihe, so I didn't give senior Huangshan the chance to beat him up." Beihe Sanren added.

Crazy knife three waves: "fortunately, my Taoist name is only three waves, and I won't be beaten after reporting the Taoist number inexplicably."

"No, master Sanlang, you are different. You have a good chance to be beaten if you report your Taoist name Song Shuhang could not help but make complaints about it.

Three waves of crazy sword:.... "

"In fact, our group's Taoist names are quite normal Before. " In the middle of his speech, Huang Shan changed his words.

Because recently, the painting style of Qunli Daohao is also very abnormal - song Shuhang with seven Taoist titles, and yurouzi, who may have 365 + 1 Daohao in the future.

"Is that a joke?" Asked the real king of Huangshan.

"Wait a minute." Song Shuhang contacted master Bai again in his mind: "master Bai, is he there? Have you heard the jokes of Huangshan Zhenjun? "

"That's it." Bai said two.

"Interesting? Are you satisfied? " Song Shuhang asked.

"If the full score is 100, the story is barely 54. However, it's the first time you've got a near pass score. I'll give you six points and make a total of 60 points. You're qualified. " Bai said two.

Song Shuhang sighed with relief: "please help us, master Bai, and send us to Jiuyou!"

"What are you doing there?" Mr. Bai asked in doubt.

"Why? Senior, didn't you say there was a way to help us solve the problem? " Song Shuhang asked.

"Yes, I can help you, but I'm not going to send you into Jiuyou. Now it's metal sphere territory, and I'm still sealed off to sleep in the "evil lotus world." Bai replied.

"Where are we going Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"In the main world, there is a" world of heavenly calamities "that allows the practitioners of the myriad realms to cross the plunder. Naturally, there are corresponding places in the Jiuyou world. And, coincidentally, there will soon be a seven grade polluter who wants to enter the "world of magic robbery.". "The devil opens the back door and gets ready to enter the world. Then, you stay away from the contaminated person and test the power of the "Tianjie missile.". I'll pull you out after the experiment Bai said two.

"Is that ok?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

"How can I say that I am also the leader of Jiuyou world? We still have the ability to open a back door. " Bai said two.

"But will we be all right in that world of demons? Won't be involved in the "magic robbery" or something like that Song Shuhang is still a little worried.

Because of the last trip to the "world of Doom", he was nearly killed.

If it hadn't been for the timely door-to-door service, he might have been reduced to dregs by the disaster.

"Don't worry. If I do it myself, there won't be any problems. As long as you don't die and contact with the seven grade contaminated person who passed the "magic robbery", there will be no problem. " Bai assured me.

With the guarantee of Bai's two, song Shuhang was a little relieved.

"Wait a minute. Can my core world be opened after I enter the" world of magic robbery " Song Shuhang asked again.

Tianjie missiles are all placed in the core world. If the core world is directly blocked like entering the Tianjie world, he has to take out the Tianjie missile in advance.

"Don't worry, I'll be the transfer, no problem." Bai said two.

"Well, can I tell the elders of Jiuzhou Group 1 about the" demon robbing the world " Song Shuhang asked.

"Whatever you want." Mr. Bai doesn't care about Tao.

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In the underground laboratory, everyone looks at Song Shuhang, who is closed his eyes, and knows that he is talking to a super powerful person.

I don't know if that great power is satisfied with the interesting things of Huangshan Zhenjun?

At this time, song Shuhang opened his eyes: "it's done."

"What are we going to do next?" The seventh monk asked.

"Let's get together as much as possible. In a moment, the Jiuyou old secretary will directly open the back door and send us to the place where we can test the" Tianjie missile. " Song Shu waterway: "but the place we're going to is not Jiuyou, but a world similar to" the world of disaster. ". Therefore, we should pay attention to safety, and do not die to contact the seven grade evil spirit who is about to pass the robbery, so as not to be involved in the evil robbery. "While song Shuhang was talking, Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly took out his mobile phone and took a look.

"Just now, yunqizi of Xuannu gate suddenly said that she was going to rob. But it's not the natural calamity, it seems that it's the magic robbery of Jiuyou world. She's completely polluted. " Huangshan is a real king.

What a coincidence?

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