Chapter 2648

How can there be a master of Jiuyou who can wake up by "jokes"? What are you the master of Jiuyou?

In particular, this evil "white master" has a very bad character, and is one of the nine you masters. Last time, just to study the sheets on his body, he was arrested and detained for a long time.

Dialogue dominates the telling of jokes, which is the biggest joke in itself.

Thinking of this, everything can be sold. The big guy can't help tightening the thin sheet on his body. I don't know if it's the reason that the sheet hasn't been in the sun for too long. Even if he can wrap the sheet tightly, he can't get more warmth from it.

Will you change your quilt and stupid disciple's next time? Anyway, it's the same style. Even if it's changed, she shouldn't notice the difference. Everything can be sold, the big man said in his heart.

"Boss song, I think you'd better give up telling jokes. You don't have the talent for this." Cong Niang seriously suggested, "why don't you change me?"

Song Shuhang disdained: "where can you be better than me? Your cold jokes will only get colder and colder. Besides, as for your low-end laugh points, you will laugh before the audience laughs. "

After that, he reached out and pressed the tip of Cong Niang's scallion back into his pocket, then put his mobile phone in a swing and said, "I'm prepared this time. With these jokes, I'm sure I'll satisfy master Bai's two."

"I feel like we'd better perform the drama live," Bai said

"Master Bai, don't make trouble. I have been resurrected once today." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and began to tell a serious joke: "a long time ago..."

The fairy of nature suddenly appeared: "in the Taoist temple in the mountains, there is a immortal Taoist."

Song Shuhang:

Then, the black feather Rouzi came out of the shadow and said, "one day, the disciple of the Taoist asked curiously," master, why did you choose to cultivate immortals? "

Black feather Rouzi stopped after reading a paragraph, because the merit snake beauty had just sacrificed herself to the pillar, and had not been reborn.

Just then, the ghost fairy in the heart of Su's A-16 suddenly appeared: "of course, it's because the price of the graveyard is rising, so you can't afford to die, so you have to hold on to it. Are you still worried about" being unable to afford to die "? Are you still suffering from the soaring price of cemeteries? Yujiaojiao submarine cemetery grand opening, sea view villa cemetery, your best choice after death! Buy it now. Buy five and get a mile off. "

Song Shuhang turned his head stiffly and looked at Su's chest.

"What are you looking at? This is your ghost." White dragon elder sister Yue Ha Road.

Song Shuhang's skull ache: "why should we suddenly insert the advertisement of fish's delicate submarine graveyard?"

In addition [naive, sister Bai Long, do you think I'm just watching ghosts? 】

Su's A-16 thought for a moment and said, "maybe it's because of the commercial advertisements that were sent out in groups a few days ago? It is said that as long as she becomes her dealer, she can get a large amount of spirit stone from yujiaojiao every time she sells a set of underwater graveyard

Song Shuhang

Why didn't I receive the investment promotion news from yujiaojiao? If I had become the dealer of fish Jiao Jiao Jiao earlier, I would not have taken the spirit stone to give a piece of advertisement to her undersea graveyard just when I was lecturing in the world of heaven.

I missed another 100 million before I knew it.

At this time, the green onion Niang in the pocket voice way: "Song boss, white master does not have any reaction, that your joke did not poke his smile point at all."

"Shu hang, you give up telling jokes. You have more talent than you do." Master Bai's body is divided into two parts.

Song Shuhang grabs his mobile phone and looks up at the sky.

But a moment later, his heart suddenly moved.

He turned his head and looked at the big man who could sell anything. His eyes were bright: "everything can be sold. Please sell me a joke that can make" white master two "laugh out loud!"

"Ba song Daoyou, please disappear in my sight with the least friction force!" Everything can be sold, the big man sneered.

Cong Niang: "ha ha ha ha!"

Song Shuhang: "master, believe it or not, I will immediately transfer this joke to master Bai two?"

Everything can be sold, big guy:.... "

Song Shuhang sighs and puts away his mobile phone. It's a great plan to tell a joke to Bai's senior two. Unfortunately, his execution is not good.

So, direct physics wake up white master two!

Song Shuhang put away his mobile phone, and then his right hand was handsome and extended: "heart demon Chixiao sword master, scabbard!"

He is going to cut off his right hand with the Chixiao sword master, and then swing his right hand to the side of the "seal pillar". He will brush the seal column where Master Bai sleeps with "sword cultivation".

After a while

Eh? What about the Chixiao sword master?

"Master song, master Chixiao sword was swallowed by the fairy before, and was sacrificed to the pillar with her." Black feather Rouzi whispered.

Song Shuhang:The elder Chixiao sword has been sacrificed together?

"No, the virtuous fairy can be reborn by my power, but the elder of the heart demon Chixiao sword is the heart demon, and it has no regeneration function!" Song Shuhang quickly reaches out his hand and uses the secret method of "Ba Shen Zhu" to summon out the merit column and snake immortal column.

The 39 meter high snake fairy pillar was summoned to support in the steel nest.

The dazzling light of merit covers the whole steel nest.

On the pillar body, the relief of merit snake beauty is lifelike

"Master Chixiao sword, are you still alive? Just squeak when you're alive Song Shuhang called.

"Cheeky, which fool is shining on my side?" The sound of the hamster sounded. It was originally sleeping on the edge of Bai's two seal pillar. However, it was illuminated by the light of merit, and suddenly woke up from sleep.

As soon as the hamster opened its eyes, it saw that the Ba song was waving a huge pillar of merit and virtue, and inserted its eyes in the steel nest.

Is it a rebellion to insert merit and virtue pillars in the old nest of Jiuyou master?

"Bassoon, you're playing with a hammer! The world is so big, can't you go out and have a look The hamster grabbed her handsome cape and covered her body.

Song Shuhang

With a touch, he quickly transferred the pillar of merit to the core world.

Just as soon as he put away the "merit column", the seal column of master Bai's two was opened.

A thigh flashed from the "seal pillar" and instantly appeared beside song Shuhang.

With a gentle sweep of this thigh, song Shuhang will be kicked out of the steel nest.

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And the leg that kicked song Shuhang to a halt for a moment, another flash, chasing song Shuhang's figure.

"Well, that leg Is it from jiuyoubai? " Black feather Rouzi puzzled, she turned her head and looked back, the two legs of white master in the seal column were still there!

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