Season Two All the Gods Met Me
"Hahahaha, well said!" Yang Lao De's laugh came out of the conference room. Zhou Yuan had been there for over an hour and had not come out yet. From their initial worry, Hao Ning and Liu Shuai gradually became surprised.
"Hey, Hao Ning." Liu Shuai raised his head upon hearing the laugh and noticed that Hao Ning was also looking back at the conference room from which the laugh came out. He stopped what he was doing and walked over to Hao Ning's seat, whispering, "Zhou Yuan has been there for such a long time, but the director has not lost his temper, while he is laughing. That's weird."
"I thought you know why…" Seeing that Liu Shuai had come over, Hao Ning moved aside. Then he pulled over an empty chair and gestured for Liu Shuai to sit down, "You know all about these mysterious beings. Zhou Yuan has become the moment god."
"Shh — —" Liu Shuai made a gesture of silence as he turned his head to check if the colleagues around heard that, only to see them either wearing headphones or watching computers. Thus he was relaxed as he waved his hand at Hao Ning, "Could you lower your voice? I must make it clear that it's not that Zhou Yuan has become a god, but the new god that you created with the Shanzhai List of Creations had nothing to rely on but had to enter Zhou Yuan's body as a support. And when did I ever say I knew all about those mysterious things? The things that I know are all that my master forced me to memorize in my dreams. I used to think that I wouldn't be able to use them for my entire life, but I encountered such a calamitous star like Zhou Yuan."
Liu Shuai couldn't help but shake his head when he thought of the things that had happened in the past month.
"What's the difference?" Hao Ning curled his lips. "With a new god in Zhou Yuan's body, wouldn't that be equivalent to him becoming a god? By the way, the moment god is a bad name. I am too embarrassed to say it out loudly. Besides, it's so weird that he has become a god of WeChat Moments. Hey, can we change the name for him? "
"Not only you, but I'm also embarrassed," When Liu Shuai heard this name, he couldn't help but laugh. "You know how desperately Zhou Yuan is trying to stop us from calling him moment god these past few days. You could tell how hilarious he feels about that name. However, you better not think about changing it. You used the Shanzhai List of Creation to make him a virtual idol of WeChat Moments. That has been certified. So don't even think about changing the name. Lei Zhen Zi was named Gou Chen when he was created as a god. If he did not like the name, do you think he could ask Jiang Zi Ya to change it? How is that even possible!?"
"Stop using the name of Shanzhai List of Creations," Hao Ning was unhappy about it and pretended to hit Liu Shuai. "Didn't you hear what Zhang Quan said at that time? It isn't important whether it is Shanzhai or not. What's important is the creation of new objects through combinations of all sorts of studies. How could this be called Shanzhai? If you say it's Shanzhai, then you make a Shanghai List of Creations now!"
When Liu Shuai heard Hao Ning mentioning Zhang Quan, he did not plan to continue with the topic anymore, so he turned to the conference room as if he was talking to himself, or also to Hao Ning, perhaps, "I wonder how long they will be talking for."
Seeing Liu Shuai like that, Hao Ning did not continue with the previous topic, but asked, "Hey, the new god entered Zhou Yuan's body. Does it mean that Zhou Yuan regained a soul? Just like what Zhang Chi Hang previously said about the confluence of spirit and body between animal souls and the human body? This way, Zhou Yuan should still be alive, right? And he will not turn into a vegetable, right? "
"I asked Zhang Quan about this matter, and you are half right," Liu Shuai said as he turned around to look at Hao Ning, "There is a moment god in his body, and it is complete. So, of course, he will not become a vegetable. Furthermore, I asked Zhou Yuan two days ago, the injuries on his body had also been healed, which may thanks to the moment god's mana. But it does not mean that Zhou Yuan has a soul. Do you still remember Li Long Fei's words? God is created from the Formless Fragrance Flame and has no soul. "
"Then what ability does this moment god have?" Hao Ning was a little curious. It seemed that since the time Zhou Yuan "became a god", other than his cheerful personality, he had not displayed any other abilities. "Does he have those abilities of yours or those of Avalokiteshvara?"
"How would I know?" Liu Shuai snappily said, "Formless Fragrance Flame is literally Formless Fragrance Flame. It is different from cultivation technique or Taoist skills, so don't think that he has great abilities just because he has a Formless Fragrance Flame. For example, Avalokiteshvara and Li Long Fei are both gods, but the former has great mana, while the latter can only rain or make women pregnant."
"Making women pregnant?" Hearing Liu Shuai's words, Hao Ning could not help but laugh, "Your words are really ambiguous. It sounds like Li Long Fei made some girls pregnant."
"Hahaha, that makes sense. Li Long Fei is also interesting. He fulfills people's wishes of having a baby. But why does it sound like Uncle Wang in the next door?" Liu Shuai couldn't help but start laughing as well. After pondering for a moment, he continued, "But in the end, it still takes cultivation. But this moment god does not seem to have practiced before. Other than not-so-good Photoshop skills, what other abilities does he have? Moreover, he is the first serious new god in this world, even though he was created by your Shanzhai-"
Hearing that Liu Shuai was about to mention "Shanzhai List of Creations", Hao Ning immediately pointed at Liu Shuai with a finger and stared at him. After that, Liu Shuai immediately raised his hands to express his sorry and changed his words, "By your innovative List of Creations, but since he is a new god, no one knows what will happen."
Suddenly, the door to the conference room opened. Zhou Yuan opened the door and came out first with a smile, followed by Yang Lao De. He came out with a smile on his face and pulled Zhou Yuan's hand, "Let's go!"
When Hao Ning and Liu Shuai saw the two coming over, they immediately pretended to be discussing work. Unexpectedly, Zhou Yuan did not stop by his seat. Instead, the two directly went to the CEO's office.
"What are they going to do with the boss?" Liu Shuai was extremely surprised, as he watched Zhou Yuan and Yang Lao De entering the CEO's office. Generally speaking, people would prefer to work on their own, unless the CEO asked for someone, no one would like to find him first.
"You ask me, I ask whom?" Hao Ning spoke in his awkward English, "Among those skills you've learned, is there a sort of mana like Divine Vision?"
"Brat, your poor English is not even qualified to teach kindergarten kids." Liu Shuai laughed as he shook his head, "I really don't have it. My master taught me many self-defense skills, but regarding things like six senses, it might be because of the restrictions in my dreams, he really didn't teach me much."
"Self-defense?" Hao Ning thought of Liu Shuai's formidable might in the main hall of Dragon King's Temple, so he ridiculed. "Back then when you refined Lan Ruo with Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and Heavenly Divine Fire Pillars, could that also be considered self-defense skills? Those are top-grade Taoist techniques that are able to refine even Grand Preceptor Lei all those years ago!"
Liu Shuai was about to answer, but when a programmer opposite him heard this, he suddenly turned his head and looked at Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan, "Are you guys talking about the List of Creations? Or a new game? Is that a new skill in the Strike of Kings? The Heavenly Divine Fire Pillars is truly amazing, and its fighting strength is extremely high…"
"Ugh …It's none of your business." Liu Shuai was speechless, "Did you finish writing the codes? I can only discuss things with the product manager after I finish all my work during this period of time. You still have that much work to do, so you should hurry up, otherwise, the tester will come to push you."
"Well…" Hearing Liu Shuai's words, the programmer could only lower his head, put on his earphones with a wronged expression, and continued writing his code.