Hao Ning was astonished when he saw Xiao Hong. Why did Hong Hai'er come here? He was supposed to stay with Avalokitesvara, anyway.
Hao Ning was so surprised that he didn't have time to care about the chair falling down to the ground.
"Ah, look!" a girl outside the door squinted into the glass seam and clapped excitedly. "Hao Ning was fascinated by the handsome boy, and even the chair fell down!"
"Come on..." A girl hurriedly moved the front girl's head away to have a look through the glass seam, "Originally, Hao Ning is a... We didn't realize that until now... We thought he was straight!"
"Even for straight men, when they see such an attractive candidate..." another girl analyzed seriously and said, "can be attracted by his temperament and appearance. There is no man like him in our company." She completely did not care that there was a very angry moment god Zhou Yuan.
"God, I think you've got a point there!" Another girl was such an anthomaniac that she put her hands together in front of the chest, "It's so great that a homoerotic story happens in our company..." After saying that, she noticed that Zhou Yuan was staring at her, and the girl stared back, "Why do you look at me like that? Do you want to compete with Hao Ning for who is better to be with the cute interviewee?"
"I don't care for comparisons like that! Good temperament and good look? Are you blind? Idiot..." Zhou Yuan looked at such a group of crazy people with a helpless smile, and slowly walked back: Hao Ning, I can't help you. I'm afraid only yourself could solve this misunderstanding in the company.
Hao Ning didn't know that this group of people misunderstood him for he had knocked down the chair. They had fantasized about the happiness of him and Xiao Hong in the coming decades. Hao Ning didn't bother to look at so many pairs of eyes in the glass slit. Anyway, the sound insulation effect here was good, and the sounds in the room could not be heard from the outside. Hao Ning had calmed down at that time. After setting the chair to sit, he asked Xiao Hong while pretending to interview and blocking the eyes of those outside with the resume. "What are you doing? Why do you come for the interview? Has Avalokitesvara gone out of business?"
"Shh, how can you be so outspoken..." Xiao Hong hurriedly put down the phone, coming forward to cover Hao Ning's mouth, and said with a wry smile, "Hao Ning, don't talk nonsense. Bodhisattva dojo has so much incense, and how can it close down..."
"God, this interviewee wants to touch our Hao Ning's face!" A little girl who saw it in the glass slit, quivered excitedly and almost fainted.
"Where did he touch? Oh my god!" The other girl was so excited that she was about to fly. "Let me have a look! I want to see! Oh my god, he almost touched the mouth!"
Hao Ning was not used to others being so close to him: "Then what are you doing here-besides, let's keep a little distance. Those ladies outside... Forget about it. Let's get down to business." Hao Ning shook his hands to give a signal for Xiao Hong to sit down. He was afraid that the Great Saint Infant King would accidentally lit the building by breathing out fire, and his own Sliding-over-the-water Art couldn't hold it.
"What are you doing here?" while saying, Hao Ning looked at the resume, "Is your full name Hong Tao? Is this your name? It is too..."
Hao Ning wanted to say that this name was too silly that could compare with the moment god he gave to Zhou Yuan, and he had thought that Xiao Hong would use Hong as his first name. However, Hong was his family name, which had never been used so. Even if this first name existed, who gave him this stupid name? Hao Ning felt funny, and he thought that now it would take a long time for mortal to name their children, while the name of the immortal Xiao Hong is like finding a word in a dictionary casually.
"I know. This name is really a bit old-fashioned, but Tao was good in those days..." Xiao Hong gave a bitter smile, "but this is not the point, and the point is, I really came for the interview!"
"Why?" Hao Ning was curious. According to Zhang Chi Hang's attitude towards Xiao Hong before, Xiao Hong was obviously already his secretary. Besides, if Xiao Hong left, who could serve the big immortal?
"Because Wishes Scripture..." Xiao Hong was frown, "has been hacked--"
"Hacked?" Hao Ning was shocked. "What do you mean?"
"Yes, it means someone else's dreams were stolen," Xiao Hong raised his head and showed some pictures on the phone to Hao Ning, "Have you forgotten about it? You asked me to find that person's dream, which has been stolen, too."
"Aha, I remember that Qili's dream had been listed in your form-Fine, there is only a half of the Wishes Scriptures left." Hao Ning patted on his head. He felt dizzy and disoriented for things came one after another these days and that he had not slept well yesterday. He didn't realize until Xiao Hong reminded him, "So, you guys find more and more dreams have been stolen recently?" Hao Ning was not sure of that, but something in his heart had been answered.
"No." Xiao Hong murmured, "It doesn't mean more and more dreams have been stolen..."
"Ok, that would be fine." Hao Ning looked down to Xiao Hong's resume, "So, the purpose of your interview is to..."
"Brother, you misunderstood me: It is not more and more interception, but Wishes Scriptures remains nothing!" Xiao Hong raised his voice for Hao Ning's misunderstanding, "Zhang discovered there was no wishes these days. He felt strange and then came with me to check out, but only found that the Wishes Scriptures had no wishes on it for several days."
"Have the wishes all gone?" Hao Ning came to realize how strange it was, "Is it empty?"
"Yes, empty!" Xiao Hong nodded his head, looking at Hao Ning.
Hao Ning shouted: "Avalokitesvara-Zhang Chi Hang should hurry up and go to find them! He was such a big god with so many skills."
"He didn't look for it at all, but threw a tantrum at me, which was even worse than that time when he lost his goldfish. He insisted that I had lost all wishes in the scripture. Although I was almost sure that there was something wrong with the system," Xiao Hong nodded with a sad face, "but he didn't listen to me, so I..."
"So you have been driven out?" Hao Ning looked angry. Xiao Hong said that the goldfish was lost. Hao Ning knew that in The Journey to the West, in which Tang Sanzang and his apprentices once met an Inspiration King who had to eat a pair of boy and girl every year. That Inspiration King was the goldfish that Avalokitesvara lost. When Hao Ning read this, he felt that the Bodhisattva had some problems to manage his subordinates. He didn't expect this would be the same for Xiao Hong. The wishes in the Wishes Scriptures were not lost by Xiao Hong. But the Bodhisattva chose to drive Xiao Hong away. How can he be such a Bodhisattva?
Hao Ning was so angry that he hammered the table and stood up, and the table was shaking with a bang. Hao Ning felt himself had been a little out of order. The interviewer was supposed to be calm. He was also afraid that people outside would have doubts after hearing these things, so he sat down with Xiao Hong on the same side and lowered voice. "Isn't he always losing things? It's not surprising that he lost a goldfish or some wishes. And it's not your fault. The system has been broken, and he can't blame the viewer, right? Did he drive you out just because of this?"
They didn't know that another girl outside saw Hao Ning's behavior and changed Hao Ning's legitimate reasons on her own. She completely regarded the two as homosexuals in her mind. "Oh, Hao Ning is so fond of the interviewee that he hammered the table excitedly and immediately sat down with the Little Fresh Meat! What's that? Wanna force himself upon him?"
"No..." Xiao Hong suddenly twisted and blushes and said with a red face, "After Brother Zhang calmed down, he let me try to restore these wishes to see if I can find any clues."
"Oh, I see," Hao Ning's face was slightly red. The Bodhisattva was still rational, and even though losing his temper, he would not drive Xiao Hong away.
But how to restore Wishes Scriptures? It was all empty. Hao Ning asked curiously, "How did you restore Wishes Scriptures?"
"Well, I first used 360 System for recovery, and then tried Penguin Data Steward..." Xiao Hong was counting by his fingers. "Finally, I used a paid professional recovery software to find some..."
"F**k... It was not the Wishes Scriptures that had been stolen, but the hard disk files got lost, right?" Hao Ning looked at Xiao Hong, who was talking nonsense with a poker face. He couldn't wait to pick up the broom and immediately drove Xiao Hong out of the meeting room. Thought of this, Hao Ning shook his head, said sarcastically, "Brother, the means you used to restore Wishes Scriptures are really smart-farts! I haven't encountered any computer software can restore Wishes Scriptures which was gathered by incense. You said that wishes had been stolen, probably not from your form-okay, okay, not lost from Wishes Scriptures, but before having been listed on it. In other words, these stolen wishes, perhaps have not appeared in Wishes Scriptures yet. So no matter how you restore it, you can only find what you have deleted, and certainly you can't find anything that has never appeared in your Scriptures."
"Well, it would be better if I had thought of that early. I wouldn't have any problem about it. But after the recovery, something went wrong." Xiao Hong regretted it so much that his head was buried in his arms. "As you said, none of the stolen wishes came back, but all the wishes of the magazine staff that cursed him I deleted earlier all came out!"
"My goodness! Misfortunes never come alone..." Hao Ning was shocked, Avalokitesvara was a narrow-minded person, besides, he had met with serious problems about the Wishes Scriptures, and then he saw those vicious curses against him... Hao Ning did not dare to imagine the fate of those people. He asked tentatively, "Then, what will happen to those people?"
"Horrible, of course. In other words, they're done." Xiao Hong raised his head, looking at Hao Ning weirdly, "Have you forgotten? He also controls the business of birth."
"Eh... business of birth..." Hao Ning couldn't help thinking of Long Fei outside, "Does Avalokitesvara not give the right of birth to those people? That is too much. There is no professional ethics to do so! There are three kinds of unfilial behaviors, the most serious of which is that there are no descendants. He actually destroys the lives of these people in this way. It is too cruel. He can't be regard as a kind person."
"On the contrary..." Xiao Hong gently patted the table and shook his head, "from then on, the chance of pregnancy for these people will rise to 400 percent every time when they do something with someone of opposite sex."
"What? 400 percent? If they use a condom..." Hao Ning was shocked and thought he had misheard, "Wait, 400 percent? What does that mean?"
"Use a condom? Hum, even if they are ligated, they will also have children!" Xiao Hong sneered and shook his head, "besides, the children are all boys. The 400 percent means that every time they get pregnant, there will be at least quadruplets..."
"What? It is really scared!" Hao Ning had no idea for what to say. Zhang Chi Hang was too cruel. If the quadruplets were all boys, however, after they grew up, there would be 4 bride prices to be paid. How poor they would be! And as long as they made love, the girls would be pregnant. Wouldn't these people only be able to keep company with their own five fingers in the future?
"How about you?" Hao Ning did not know how to evaluate it. After all, those people cursed Zhang Chi Hang first, but Xiao Hong was innocent. "It won't make you pregnant, will it?"
"Come on...There is nobody..." Xiao Hong blushed and shook his hands, "I'm ok. He asked me to find out the problem. Something serious would happen if Wishes Scriptures is still empty. After thinking over that, I came here to find from the source of this problem, hoping if there are some clues left."
"I'm afraid that it is hard for you to find something in our company..." Hao Ning said to Xiao Hong with a wry smile, "Our Qili is no longer a problem. He is now-" While saying, he suddenly remembered one thing: If Qili's soul was occupied by the Book Elf because the wish was stolen, was it possible that those who had been invaded by Book Elfs had their wishes stolen? If so, then those who created a tremendous in the restaurant last night might really be those whose wishes to be stolen? Moreover, Hai last night, also known as Nezha, might know something. And Nezha had said to Liu Shuai and the others that he would come back some day.
Thought of these, Hao Ning hurriedly corrected himself, "Although he is safe now, in a couple of days, there will probably be someone who knows what's wrong those wishes to come to me, and then-"
"When the time comes, only brother you are the leader!" Xiao Hong banged the table, and as if he saw the savior, excitedly stood up and hugged Hao Ning.
"Oh, the interviewee wants to kiss Hao Ning!" Another girl was already fainting. "This is going too fast. The interview will become a blind date plus wedding night!"
"Come on. We don't have to be so-intimate." Hao Ning was not used to it. "So why are you interviewing the finance department?"
"Hey, Hao Ning, you forget who I am when I'm with Avalokitesvara?" Xiao Hong naughtily squinted at Hao Ning.
"Shancai Tongzi-the Child of Wealth?" Hao Ning suddenly realized and nodded, "Yes, if Shancai Tongzi doesn't do financial work, who else can do it?" No wonder Hao Ning saw Zhang Chi Hang at the first time, then Zhang Chi Hang let Xiao Hong help him donate director Wang's money. It was reasonable.
"However..." Xiao Hong continued with confuse, "the interview process of the finance department of your company is a little strange. I've met more than a dozen interviewers, and all of them are women..."
"Well, I'm a man." Hao Ning rubbed his temples and didn't know how to explain. After thinking for a while, he still wanted to ask the question directly, "Xiao Hong, I don't mean to offend. You are very handsome, but it is not-" Hao Ning looked outside, and his voice dropped a few degrees, "not enough to make girls crazy like that: As you can see, every girl in my company are all crazy when seeing you, and now they are still looking at you outside! Not only girls, but even the spotted female cat outside is looking at you with eyes shining!"
"Ah?" Xiao Hong was stunned and hurriedly closed her eyes. Hao Ning felt a blow of hot wind flying past his ear. The hot wind flew out along the crack of the door, and turned a corner and then came in again. Xiao Hong opened his eyes and clapped his head. "Oh, I forgot to drink the bamboo leaf tea from the Purple Bamboo Forest this morning!"
"What does that means?" Hao Ning knew that the Purple Bamboo Forest was a treasure planted in Mountain Lojia, but he didn't know it had anything to do with Xiao Hong.
"Brother Hao Ning, it is because..."Xiao Hong was somewhat embarrassed, "I am born with fire spirit, and belong to the body of extremely Yang. While male is Yang, and female is Yin, so I naturally have a very big attraction to women-not because of my appearance, but the physique. So at ordinary times, I will drink tea produced from Brother Zhang's Purple Bamboo Forest once a week. Otherwise... it will like this scene today. I can't continue to interview. I have to go back and find some tea."
"Oh, I see," Hao Ning realized that the problem of Xiao Hong's physique made Zhou Yuan envious, but if it were not forgotten by Xiao Hong today, maybe the interview wouldn't be so smoothly. However, Hao Ning knew that there was no staff gap in the finance department. The Internet company where he worked had not received any financing. With the salary being tight every month, the company had no need to hire a financial staff. The payments were so few that students in the fourth grade could all counted. Hao Ning heard more than once from Yang Laode that the CEO wanted to lay off a financial staff for a long time, but because the cashier and the accountant should not be the same person, so he gave up.
Thought of this, Hao Ning kindly suggested, "Fix your today's interview first, and then go back to drink. Don't ask me why. Just do this."
"Well..." Xiao Hong was about to stand up and leave. After hearing Hao Ning's words, he immediately nodded. "Ok. Brother Zhang asked me to listen to you in the new company. You're the boss."