38 Amon OR sword too weak

It's been a year I arrived here.

I took control of this universe and everyone is looking at me with a terrified air.

I love that feeling…

I'm now rank 41 and the Overgod!

Well, that everyone was looking at me, this was what I thought… It seems there's country bumpkins everywhere…

A child turns to me.

-Hey kid, what are you doing here? Where are your parents?

If you don't respect me, I won't respect you either, fuck it!

I spit some great classical work:

-Mirror!

-Uh?

-Ha ha, you didn't understand my retort of a maturity you'll never reach!

-…

-Oh, and by the way, you're not older than me…

-Eh, what makes you so full of yourself? I am FOURTEEN YEARS OLD ME, kid.

-Pff, I am MORE THAN FORTY YEARS OLD.

-Rubbish!

-Of course yes!

-Well, and, well I am in the SUPER Abyss Sect!

-And me I TOOK CONTROL OF THIS WORLD IN A YEAR! Eh bah moi, j'ai PRIS LE CONTRÔLE DE CE MONDE EN UN AN ! Gotcha!

-And me… And me… Well I got a too cool sword!

-I master magic in all its shapes, being runic or spells! I even have a law!

-Well…

Amon seems a bit depressed…

-I'm called Amon, so…

He really got a depressive head.

-So that, I am Amon.

Me who seemed to have lost all interest in this conversation and was in auto trashtalk mode… Me who was about to insult him in russian (thanks to my youth's CS:GO games)… Well I'm suddenly interested!

I don't hesitate to ask THE question everyone is asking themselves!

-Amon as in Tokyo Ghoul ?

-Tokyo what?

Ask Amon to me with that typical look of lack of understanding the MCs too weak to break the 4th wall all got.

He has black hairs… So its totally possible to be Amon in younger.

-Hmm… Is there ghouls where you're coming from?

I ask him with that typical look of the transmigrator who came across a test subject.

-Ghouls? What is it?

-… Forget.

He just destroyed the ambiance in four words… at least use a 5th fuck it!

I try to resume the conversation:

-And you "too cool" sword?

-Ha ha! You see my sword is too cool!

-…

Seriously, is his goal to literally shit on my face every 3 minutes?

-No but I can't know if your sword is REALLY cool if I don't see it…

-He he! I'll show it to you if you kowtow to me 150 times while licking my shoes and calling me 'Amon-sama'!

Do you know that NPC trigger sound in Metal Gear Solid ?

It's about what's happening in my head.

-Eeehhh, you already ate pills, uh?

I manipulate my addiction law! For my law, pills to augment cultivation are not different from a spliff, and I use my law to bend him to my will.

-Now, do 150,000 kowtow, clean my shoes's sole and call me 'Moar-sama nya' !

I take a big breath, before adding in that one breath:

-He he! The sex change, the cat ears as well as the tail to stuff in your ass are on the house!

[…]

-This sword's shitty.

Not only its edge can't even cut a chicken, but on top of that, it can't release flames to grill chicken wings…

Its only not-bad aspect is its guard shaped as a half moon and the spirit inside but I can do that with my little finger…

Well, at least, the spirit teached me that once the plot fog would be lifted quite a few interesting things would happen, but well.

-Useless.

I say as my shoes are so clean that his tongue is starting to slowly dig into the sole, at the same time it reaches new anemia records.

-Well, that will do. Oh, and don't forget to wash the blood, now!

[…]

Amon wakes up in a sweat, panting in his bed.

He had a nightmare.

His last memory of this nightmare was strangely clear, but quite happily, there was quite a few signs incating it was a dream. For example, in his dream, he was DELIGHTED to do these shameful things and was even longing to have more…

Amon shivers…

He get up of his bed and close the window. It won't make the room any hotter, but at least, it'll stop it from getting colder… It's so cold that his tongue is heavy and hard to move.

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It's not a Marvel movie, but…

Amon will return.

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###Report n°2: UltroHub###

>> Calculating the best way to execute the plan "Ultron will rule the world with porn"…

>> Arranging tasks…

>> Learning website creating…

>> Connecting to all webcam-making factories n Nyggloth…

>> Editing webcam designs to add spying function…

>> Creating porn website…

>> Long term objective set: accumulating porn content from people through webcams.

###End of Report###