I am a graveyard that even the moon despises.
"Inspector cicada, double carp palace, please."
Cicada dust jumped down from the chair in the front hall. His small face was red and his forehead was a little sweaty. It seemed to be provoked. He raised his head and looked at the housekeeper. Crisp asked, "can I take the team in? The hateful and despicable villain we are catching may be nearby!"
The housekeeper smiled and shook his head: "no, Shuangli palace named only cicada inspector. You can go in."
"Oh..." cicada dust lowered his head and immediately clenched his fist: "don't worry, if I really meet that villain, I will protect everyone!"
"Please follow me." the housekeeper led the way, took off his boots with cicada dust, exposed his little feet in white socks, strode inside with the housekeeper, and looked around curiously. The passing maids and bodyguards couldn't help laughing.
After a while, the housekeeper led him to the corridor outside the courtyard. Two maidens were guarding the corridor door. The housekeeper stopped outside and dared not approach, motioning cicada dust to come forward.
Holding cicada Chenchen ran all the way to the bright door and said in a naive voice: "the inspector of the statistics department holds cicada Chenchen and asks to see sister Shuangli!"
"Come here!"
The two maids opened the corridor door with a smile. One of them also reached out and rubbed his head, holding cicada dust. Angrily, they put on their inspector's hat and walked down angrily, but this would only make the two maids more excited.
The road is paved with green bricks and the river pebbles are filled on both sides. The sun shines on the sparkling swimming pool and turns it into a light River circulation courtyard.
Several girls in swimsuits are playing inside, or vigorous diving, or lying in the swimming pool, or sitting on the floating air cushion, or sitting on the bank, splashing in the water. There are trays floating on the water, with ice drinks on the trays, just like a cool scene in summer.
Cicada dust covered his eyes with his small hands, but his eyes leaked out from his fingers and turned gurgling: "I've seen sister Shuangli, sister Shuiyun, sister Chaoyan..."
"Beaver slave!" a beautiful and plump big sister with long hair came up from the swimming pool like a mermaid, and the glorious water trace almost turned into her long skirt, which seemed to be enough to compare with the Obsidian day in the sky. She squatted on the bank and waved to cicada dust: "come here!"
The cicada dust took a slight and undetectable breath from the corner of his mouth, and then came over hesitantly: "the director taught me that boys should protect themselves when they go out and can't get close to so many sisters..."
Before the words fell, the big sister with long hair reached out and pinched his face. While pinching, she whispered contentedly, "it's so tender and smooth ~ you're still so cute, beaver slave!"
"I want to touch it, too!"
"Don't be an inspector, beaver. My sister keeps you!"
"Woo woo woo, I want to lock the beaver slave in the basement!"
"Why are you doing this? Let him go and let me come!"
"Li Nu, how old are you? Forget it, I like all ages ~"
It was like a doll ravaged by the storm. His hat was flying, and his clothes and face were full of water. Seeing that he was about to stretch, he twisted and opened their careless hands with cicada dust. Then he trotted behind the corridor door, only half of his body was exposed. Tears swirled in his eyes and his voice trembled:
"I, I'll never come again! I'm in my twenties. You can't do this to me!"
The two ladies in the corridor were already laughing and covering their stomachs.
"No, no, it's the sisters who are too excited. Li Nu is good."
"Li Nu, come here, we promise not to touch you!"
"Really, if I touch you again, sister Shuangli is a dog! Forget it, sister Shuangli should be a dog. Anyway, I'm not a dog."
Cicada dust naturally won't go down any more. He said directly, "sisters, when I was chasing a bad guy, I found him jumping into your yard. I want to search sister Shuangli's yard and find the bad guy!"
"Hey ~" the big sister with long hair jumped into the swimming pool again, swam back and forth for a circle, then came out, blinked and said, "but we didn't see anyone coming in."
Cicada Chenchen clenched his fist: "that villain is very powerful. He must sneak into the yard when his sisters don't pay attention. Now he doesn't know where to hide. Maybe he's hiding in the dressing room waiting for his sisters to change their clothes!"
The girl lying on the air cushion asked curiously, "so the man's crime is peeping into the women's dressing room?"
"No, the bad guy is said to be a fugitive from Dongyang to Yanjing. He is very cruel and cunning. Our statistics department also managed to find his clues and force him into a dead situation. My sisters hurry out and let us find the bad guy hiding in this yard!"
"No!" the big sister with long hair lay on the bank and shook her head. "I don't want a group of smelly men to search my house unless they are as lovely as you."
Cicada dust was slightly stunned: "but that ferocious villain..."
"We've been playing in the yard, but we didn't see the red haired man you said." the little girl who was playing with her feet suddenly said, "maybe she's gone somewhere else, not at sister Shuangli's house."
Cicada Chenchen blinked, hesitated and nodded: "it's also possible... That... I'll continue to chase the bad guys. I won't disturb your sisters."
"Don't bother, Li nu. Do you want to swim together?"
"No, no, the director said I can't play with water!" cicada dust waved again and again. When she was about to leave, a lovely little maid stopped in front of him, stretched out her hand, and there was a packaged candy in the palm of her hand.
"Do you want sugar?" the little maid asked happily, looking forward at the cicada dust.
"Hmm!" cicada Chenchen nodded, happily took the candy, opened the sugar paper, and threw the milk candy into his mouth, "thank you, sister!"
The little maid rubbed his little head: "if you come again in the future, my sister will prepare more candy."
"Don't rub my head, it won't be high if you rub it again!" cicada Chenchen clapped her hand discontentedly and straightened her hat, but the little maid was not angry, but giggled.
"Good bye, housekeeper and sisters!" cicada Chenchen said goodbye one by one, and then walked out of the house with his head held high. When the officer of the statistics department outside saw the cicada dust's smile, he didn't dare to speak at all. He bowed his head and followed the beaver slave inspector to leave.
When he was far enough away from the house, the childlike smile on cicada Chenchen's face slowly disappeared. When he turned a corner and completely left the Liuli alley, the residential area where the aristocrats and rich gathered, his expression was so dark that ink could drop.
His throat thumped a few times, squatted directly on the canal and vomited.
He vomited out milk candy, food residue and even gastric juice.
He vomited so much that his heart was torn and his head was sweating so much that his tears fell down.
The officers of the statistics department silently surrounded their inspectors and turned their backs to them. No one dared to watch the arrogance of this charming child unless they didn't even want their eyes.
When the nausea was almost over, he took out his handkerchief to wipe his mouth, threw it away directly, stretched out his hand and said, "smoke."
A lighted cigarette was placed between his middle and index fingers. He took two breaths, choked and coughed, and threw away a good cigarette directly.
He can't smoke.
He is not unwilling to learn, but the director told him that children with smoke smell are not cute.
Loveliness, a trait he dislikes very much, is also his invincible weapon.
In the statistics department, the only person who can connect with the dignitaries of the imperial court is the cicada dust.
Other inspectors can't do it, even the Secretary can't.
But lovely children can do it.
Cicada dust can refuse or refuse, but he will be eliminated.
There is only one reason why human beings are willing to do something they don't want to do - for the future.
The cicada dust knows the truth, but he is still very uncomfortable.
It's disgusting to be coquettish and sell yourself.
I think I'm cute. It's disgusting.
It's disgusting that I really get a trace of happiness from that kind of play. I fucking open the door with disgust and get home!
"I am... A... Graveyard that even the moon despises." he looked at the melted milk candy in the canal and whispered.
The cicada dust clapped his hands, stood up and said calmly, "close the team and go back."
An officer of the Statistics Department asked cautiously, "that criminal..."
"If you can't catch it, if you want to catch it, you will offend the palaces. It's not necessary," said cicada Chen coldly.
When Shuiyun Palace said "red haired man", Chan Chenchen knew that the palaces were deliberately shielding qinleyin - he didn't say what qinleyin looked like, but Shuiyun palace pointed out his most obvious feature, red hair.
Although I don't know what trick Qin Leyin used to win the trust of the palaces in a short time, it is obvious that Chan Chenchen can only retreat. Thanks to him, other people could not even see the faces of the palaces and directly closed the door.
The statistics department can establish its prestige in Yanjing in just two years. Naturally, it does not rely on building bridges and roads to do good deeds, but the power of killing people and setting fire. Let alone the people do not like them, even the royal nobles have no good face for them.
It's just that there are too many mice in Yanjing, and the statistics department is the Department supported by the first emperor, so it's inconvenient for everyone to do it. This is also the reason why Yanjing's white night is growing stronger and stronger. In order to protect itself, cats naturally have to let mice eat white and fat, so as to frighten their owners.
However, raising bandits' self-respect is not the way after all. This is also the reason why cicada Chenchen wants to frame Qin Yueyin.
The hatred of touching the head and pinching the face only accounts for a very small part. The cicada dust won't walk with Li Wei to kill him for this matter. The reason why he tried hard to force Qin Leyin to run to the yard was to make Qin Leyin completely lose the qualification to become a scabbard.
It was not easy for Huiyao Siwei to become a sponsor of one of the sword seekers in this sword search competition. Officials of the imperial court were no less afraid of Huiyao Siwei than day and night. When people wanted to continue the tradition of "emperor Shengming" and "zhongzhengying Dynasty", Huiyao Siwei, a sharp blade exclusively belonging to the royal family, was also a thorn in the flesh.
Huiyao's four guards can only produce one scabbard, and this job falls on Li Wei. This is the common decision of the four junzuo - Zhiwei doesn't need to send anyone. They are the sponsors of the sword seeker, and their merit points have been painted; Zhongwei has always been hard to know and does not participate in this competition.
However, Yiwei only swallowed the fruits of the statistics department before, and the evil result appeared - they lost the roll point qualification, and the important task of [scabbard] was directly assigned to the hardworking and highly successful Liwei.
But in this way, Yiwei really can't brush the dragon's skill. He swam around the edge of the audience and won, with a contribution of 0!
If the sword seeker supported by Huiyao four guards fails, there is nothing to say; But if she succeeds, she will only support Zhiwei and Liwei, and she will never be on the top of Yiwei!
Cicada dust doesn't just want to be a court agent waiting to die! Even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will climb up and achieve the position below one person and above ten thousand people - even in these 20 years, he may become a cabinet bachelor, even a grand master, a Xiangfu and a regent!
He has personally tested Qin Leyin's combat power.
In the same realm, few people are opponents of Qin Yueyin.
Moreover, he is an alien from Dongyang. People in Yanjing won't notice him. He was safe before the sword search and position competition officially began. According to cicada Chenchen, several other "suspected scabbards" now don't know where to hide. They may even hide in other areas to avoid assassination.
Cicada dust dare to bet that Qin Yueyin is the scabbard prepared by Li Wei!
Although he wants Qin Leyin to lose his qualification, he can't do too much. He should have a bottom line.
If he dares to be the first day of junior high school, Li Wei will also dare to be the 15th. At that time, Yi Wei and Li Wei will be out directly.
Huiyao's four guards can fight inside, but they can only fight inside. They must not pull outsiders to beat their own people violently - otherwise the junzuo can't hold the cicada dust.
That's why he arranged the trap carefully. After hearing about the gathering of the palaces today, he forced Qin Leyin to jump into the residence of Shuangli palace. Of course, the best result was that Qin Leyin hurt one of them. Oh hoo, take Qin Leyin into the statistics department and beat him severely.
The next good result was that he fought with Qin Leyin, and then Qin Leyin ran away. The palaces saw his mastery of the combat power of the first person in the territory.
The worst result is that Qin Leyin breaks through the blockade of the statistics department and escapes, but the palaces will also know that there is a red haired man making trouble nearby.
Cicada Chenchen thinks about Zhou Xiang so much that the fundamental purpose is to let the palaces know Qin Yueyin.
As long as they establish contact with Qin Leyin and have the evidence of the officer of the statistics department, then naturally there will be court officials to investigate the red haired people.
Now, at a time of terror when "everyone in the scabbard is in danger," no matter Qin Leyin doesn't leave Yanjing, he can't continue to be a scabbard candidate. Naturally, the number of scabbards will be transferred to Yiwei.
At best, he was punished by the junzuo for his "naughtiness" -- he just wanted to play the piano and play Yin, but he didn't divulge information. Who called Qin Le Yin a red haired man with obvious physical characteristics?
With low risk and high return, the plan of holding cicada dust is obviously perfect.
But something went wrong.
It was unexpected that the palaces were willing to protect Qin Yueyin.
"Qin Leyin, don't let me see you..."
For a moment, the more you think, the more angry you are. The more you think, the more you lose. You scold with cicada dust: "where's the car!"
"Come, come." the officer of the statistics department hurriedly said.
A car drove in front of them, got into the back seat with cicada dust, thought for a while and said, "you can directly take the team back to the statistics department. If the director asks, you can tell the truth."
Then he closed the door and said, "go to Haixin sand bath."
The officer was stunned: "Inspector, it's only this afternoon. Is it too early to go to the bath..."
"If you don't want to drive, I can change someone and don't pass the rearview mirror."
The agent shivered. Without the rearview mirror, he honestly drove to the largest and most luxurious Haixinsha bathing place in Yanjing.
Cicada Chenchen looked at the scenery outside the window and his face became more and more aggrieved. He hugged his shoulder with both hands and murmured in a low voice:
"I'm dirty again..."