After the two walked and announced their deaths to each other, the hall was filled with happy air, and everyone began to discuss their work happily.
"Speaking of it, why do we need your Yiwei to cooperate with us?" Yue Yu asked, "or is this kind of cooperation between the four guards very common?"
Cicada Chenchen sits aside Rua fat orange cat. His role in cooperation is obviously to inspire the team atmosphere as a mascot, or he already knows that he can't get the initiative in this cooperation, so he just let the secretary work.
Speaking of the Secretary, Yue Yu looked at the sunny and refreshing loyal dog poem huaifeng and didn't feel very good; He thought about his tool man brother who didn't talk much. He didn't feel very good.
Mainly because the gender is not quite right.
After getting used to having Qinglan as a secretary, Yue Yu always feels that if a man is a secretary, it seems that there is something more. Is this the difficulty from extravagance to thrift?
There was nothing before, but seeing that there was a beautiful girl in charge of holding a cat as a subordinate in cicada dust, the music language was suddenly unbalanced. After all, they are all used as tool people. Of course, Leyu also wants to have a good-looking tool person. Just like players play games, they will pinch a beautiful heterosexual character. Even if they can only look at their back, they can make their own pleasant back!
Fortunately, Yue Yu didn't show his envy on his face. Otherwise, the beaver slave would certainly sit in the girl's arms and roll the cat, provoking himself with eyes like the help of the pirate king Tao Zhizhu. At that time, ice blood constitution might not be able to suppress Yue Yu's belly burning anger.
However, Yue Yu just wants to change a beautiful secretary. He is the first to object - if Qing Lan finds out, he may not kill Yue Yu in Yanjing the same day and confiscate her tools.
Zhao Yebai raised his head lightly: "in the past, there was little cooperation between the four guards, but in recent years, after Yiwei took over the statistics department, there has been more cooperation than before. After all, the statistics department is very easy to use. The list matter is very important. It must need a imperial organization for its platform to prove its credibility. The statistics department is the best choice among the four guards."
"In fact, he came to carry the pot." the cicada dust scratched the fat orange cat's chin and sneered, "but we don't worry about a lot of debt, and as long as we don't launch the list of Yanjing, do people in other areas dare to bite us?"
Yue Yu nodded. As for why Yiwei had to send cicada Chenchen to cooperate with the inspectors he had an old grudge against, he didn't ask -- it's nothing more than "checks and balances".
Moreover, Li Wei was the first to put forward the responsibility in the list. Yi Wei was only a helper, equivalent to drinking soup. But if the cicada dust can suppress Yue Yu's initiative to get the list, it will be difficult to say who eats meat and who drinks soup.
"So, we can still use the information resources of the statistics department?" Le Yu sat up, picked up the iced honey five flower tea and took a sip: "even if there is no information resources, at least we can entrust the statistics departments of all districts to spread our list?"
Zhao Yebai nodded: "the statistics department is independent of each other and has no ownership relationship, but publicizing the list is not bad for the statistics department, and it can strengthen the reputation of the statistics department. They should be willing."
"It seems that the statistics department can really help us a lot, so don't say I don't give you Yiwei face." Yue Yu reached out and said, "what do you Yiwei want? Do you want to have a place on the list, or do you want to launch a list beneficial to you? For example, the list of the most lovely young girls?"
Cicada dust wanted to attack, but Yue Yu didn't mean anything. Instead, it seemed that he didn't attack himself, so he had to lower his head and rub the fat orange cat's ears.
Zhao Yebai stretched out three fingers: "director Xie has three suggestions."
"First, we are absolutely not motivated. After all, this list is issued by the Yanjing Statistics Department, and director Xie cares about the reputation of the Statistics Department - yes, although our statistics department kills people, sets fire to their homes and exterminates their families, we have never broken our promise or spread rumors."
"Second, we will launch a reward list for criminal statistics. The reward will be issued by the statistics department. This list is independently controlled by our statistics department, but it will be reviewed by you before each issue is released. If you have any objection, we can discuss it again."
"Third, no figures from the statistics department can appear in any list."
Yue Yu nodded thoughtfully and asked, "is Yanjing statistics department going to wash white?"
According to the night, Bai smiled without saying a word, holding the cicada dust with a cold hum.
It requires the credibility of the list, it also promotes the reward list for criminals, and hides the figures of the statistics department. It is clear that Yantong's Sima Zhao's heart - they rely on being a cesspit to rise in the past two years. They are no longer willing to continue to be a cesspit of the imperial court, but want to strive for higher fame and higher position.
In the final analysis, the statistics department is a temporary work product. There is no position of the statistics department in Huiyao imperial court. Once the world is stable, the statistics department will be abolished by the imperial court because of insufficient KPI. I'm afraid cicada Chenchen will also face a 35-year-old middle-aged crisis and can only go to the sea to find a rich woman to keep it.
If we want to completely fix the Department of statistics, their achievements are obviously not enough at present - who won't do such things as murder and arson - they need to do meritorious deeds, words and morality.
Yue Yu suddenly understood that Yiwei was not only to help Li Wei, but also to help Yantong gain the reputation of "ruling the world".
Don't underestimate the impact of the credibility of the list. The adjudicative list awards such as Nobel Prize, TGA and Oscar directly give a small group of people the power to represent the vast majority of people. Because fame and wealth are not separated, they can give fame and naturally benefit.
Once the list is successfully carried out and spread, the competent unit Yantong will become a "world judge" and have the power to customize weights and measures.
In the future, even if the statistics department is really eliminated, the senior management inside can change their face and continue to make waves in the new organization "ruling the world".
Moreover, in this era of lack of information exchange, once the list is launched, it will become a source of information believed by ordinary people. No one will doubt it at all. Bar essence also needs cultural heritage. After all, no one has eaten good food. Even if you feed shit, customers will say it's delicious.
Yue Yu only tried to frame LAN Yan, but he forgot how wonderful his idea was. Gathering together the right time, place and people, people with a clear eye could see that it would become one of the wheels of history. Naturally, the statistics department was reluctant to let go.
"No problem." Yue Yu said, "by the way, if I want to offer a reward in the name of your statistics department?"
"Yes, but you have to pay the reward yourself." Zhao Yebai said, "and the reward price of the listed person must be at least 50 gold yuan, and you have to give a practical and reliable reason for being wanted."
"Do you still have an enemy who wants to be wanted?" cicada Chenchen suddenly showed a sweet and lovely smile: "at least it's a partner. Tell me, I'll find him from heaven to earth."
"Thanks, Li Nu, but I don't expect your ability to find people." Yue Yu said with a smile: "in fact, he is not an enemy. He doesn't even know me, but he disappeared halfway through his writing. I want to catch him back and put him in a small black house."
"Please say." zhaoyebai took out his pen and paper.
Yue Yu said: "the wanted object - tree man, the price - 100 gold yuan, the charge - the serial forbidden book" future echo "disappeared in half."
Shi huaifeng said with an understanding face: "I understand your feeling. The author who doesn't write half of the book is really angry. I didn't expect to have this move - catch people back and put them in a small black room for updating. Wonderful, wonderful!"
Cicada dust cut, "boring."
Everyone thought that Qin Leyin was just boring and rich, so he wanted an author, but he didn't know that Yue Yu was actually advertising his old book, which had not been updated by the former Emperor and collapsed in the middle——
What advertising words are more fascinating than the words "the author is wanted" and "banned books"? What recommendation can compare with the strong promotion of this week in the national reward list?