"What is this?"
In the pavilion near Vientiane sen in the imperial courtyard, Yue Yu looked at the lunch box in front of him and raised his eyebrows slightly.
He wants to teach two disobedient disciples taboo tactics. Naturally, it is impossible to teach them in a large-scale martial arts show in public. Vientiane Sen is secluded and deep near Vientiane Sen and far from the teaching building. Usually, unless it is necessary to carry out sword training, students rarely come here to stroll around.
However, in order to avoid encountering wild mandarin ducks who are in heat and want to have a wild match, Leyu put a sign not far away that said, "construction is under way and there are evil cats inside.". Yue Yu didn't get this sign on purpose, but he found it by accident when he was wandering, and then he found it particularly suitable as a teaching place.
Time, place and people coexist. Yue Yu has no reason to refuse the kindness from the college, but he feels as if he has been scolded - why is there a bad cat inside? Can't the wolf? Evil tiger can also be ah! What if there are cat lovers or animal lovers who are happy to hunt?
In a word, in addition to the destruction of silver blood every week, Yue Yu has to teach the secular taboo tactics to two disciples in broad daylight every afternoon. On the contrary, Yue Yu is not used to such a regular day - he hasn't fought, killed, intrigued and cheated for a long time. Usually, he can't even see a few scum, Surrounded by vibrant, young and beautiful female students, Yue Yu almost thought that he had actually gone to college again, and that he was still the experience of "handsome", "no homework" and "too much money to use" returning to the novice village.
As the saying goes, there must be gains and losses. When Yue Yu opens the piano and Yue Yin super run, it naturally loses a lot of troubles.
Therefore, the difficulties encountered in teaching these two cubs have become a spicy seasoning in Yueyu's life.
Yue Yu shook the fried rice in the lunch box, and a pungent smell came to his face.
It's just seasoning. It's a little thick.
"Did you put the shit in?" Yue Yu frowned and asked, "and it's still the kind of shit that is very hard for constipation for many days."
"Teacher, you used to have this interest, so you should have said it earlier, hehe..." waiter Wen said strangely, "don't you want me to cook? This is what I do. I don't know if it suits your appetite. I think your admirer Dan Chixia must have a good appetite. As long as you reward it, he must eat it all..."
Yue Yu kicked him away, glanced at Laiya, who was training next to him, and said coldly, "why? Can't you concentrate when you're blind? Do you want me to deafen your ears?"
Because of the sound of Shi Wen being beaten, Laiya's sword waving movement just slowed down slightly. She didn't dare to refute Yue Yu's scolding. She had to practice sword holding tactics harder, and her sweat wet her practice clothes.
Her eyes were covered with cloth. If she opened the cloth, she would see that her eyes were sewn with thread. Although she was not blind, there was no doubt with the blind - the school doctor could not have done this operation for her in a lawsuit, but it was obvious that there was someone on Yue Yu.
"It seems that you have a lot of strength. Can't the wooden stick satisfy you? Come and practice with an iron sword tomorrow." Yue Yu humed and smiled, turned to Shi Wen who got up and shook the lunch box in his hand: "I suggest you'd better be honest - otherwise I'll put the lunch box in your mouth."
The mouth below? Shi Wen was stunned. His face suddenly changed. He covered his backyard and his face was no longer arrogant. He was beaten a lot these days. Originally, he had strong endurance. After the intensive training of Yue Yu, he was almost not afraid of being beaten. If he was seriously injured, he went to the school doctor for a lawsuit and came out again as a hero.
But Yue Yu can always find ways to humiliate him, such as taking off his pants and spanking him, tearing up all his clothes and letting him run home naked. For example... He doesn't think that the man in front of him is just saying that the man surnamed Qin doesn't have any quality as a teacher. He is a local ruffian who dares to do anything.
"I cook with my left hand according to your instructions to adapt to this' blood thorn fish bone '." Shi Wen swallowed: "but my left hand is so disobedient, I can't help it."
Yue Yu looked at Shi Wen's left hand. There was a dark heavy wrist guard on his bronze arm. It suddenly seemed nothing, but it was a "torture tool" customized by Yue Yu to the metallurgy department of the school - yes, the imperial court, forging places, and even forging courses.
The whole set of equipment can't be made at a time, so a wrist guard is made first. The protection force is similar to that of an ordinary wrist guard. The feature is that there are many slender long nails inside.
Once worn, the long nail will pierce the skin, scratch many nerve endings and give the wearer severe pain.
However, this long nail equipment is the auxiliary equipment needed by Shi Wen to cultivate taboo tactics.
Yue Yu had no intention of naming it, but when Shi Wen was sweating and almost broke his teeth and put on the wrist guard, he took the initiative to ask for a name and called the whole set of equipment "blood thorn fish bone".
Blood spine refers to the flow of blood; The fishbone refers to this set of long nail equipment and his inner hope.
"Fish have so many sharp bones that they don't feel pain. Now I just have a few more fish bones than normal people."
The words were beautiful, but Shi Wen couldn't adapt to the pain of the fishbone wrist guard in the past few days. Once he used his left hand with the wrist guard, he would be out of shape and confused.
Yue Yu, however, felt more and more that this set of auxiliary equipment was unique. Once Shi Wen exercised a lot, his body surface would be violently hot, like being licked by a fire tongue. Therefore, his wounds pierced by long needles could be completely disinfected almost every day without worrying about bacterial infection.
In order to make Shi Wen adapt to the wrist guard as soon as possible, he asked Shi Wen to do some difficult chores with his left hand, such as cooking.
Then Shiwen brought him such a box of things.
Yue Yu twisted up a grain of rice that was almost burnt into black charcoal, put it into his mouth and tasted it carefully. His face did not change. Instead, he made a sound like "uh huh" and nodded again and again.
Shi Wen was suspicious when he saw it - did he make a mistake and make it delicious?
"Laiya, come here." Yue Yu suddenly shouted. Laiya immediately stopped training and came to the teacher.
"I have a good idea." Yue Yu stuffed the lunch box into Laiya's arms: "Laiya, you practice so hard, teacher, I can't help you. I can only help you replenish nutrition - eat it up."
Laiya was stunned for a moment, then without saying a word, he reached out to grab food. Shi Wenfei rushed over and bit him with both hands. Yue Yu slapped him on the ground: "your left hand is very obedient when you fight. It seems that there are still many potentials to be developed."
He clamped Shi Wen's neck, and the latter couldn't move at all: "cooking training will not change in the future. You can not practice or fool me at will, but if you do what you bring, you can eat it; if you don't do it, I'll put it in your mouth - save food. Start with me, teacher. I'm also responding to the trend of frugality."
"Teacher, i... I'm finished."
Laiya covered her mouth and chewed. There was no grain left in the lunch box. Yue Yu said, "OK, go and vomit."
Laiya ran to one side of the grass and vomited out with a whimper. Shi Wen got up in silence and suddenly said, "green grass persuades wine?"
"It's good to listen carefully in class." Yue Yu said with a smile, "then you also know the interesting thing about Qinghu's persuasion of wine is that you have no choice. Or, you can only choose the options I give."
Shi Wen asked, "tomorrow is the omniscient eye exam. Do you still have classes?"
"Of course not. The omniscient eye is an exam that lasts all afternoon." Yue Yu glanced at him: "why? You suddenly mention it at this time. Do you still want to revenge me?"
"Of course... No." Shi Wen lowered his head and said expressionless, "how can I retaliate against the teacher?"
Don't think you didn't show your face, I didn't know your face was an expression of 'I want to eat its meat raw'... Yue Yu smiled and said, "according to the plan, assemble after noon, is it all right? If your left hand hinders the exam, you can remove the wrist guard first and install it tomorrow."
When it comes to installing fishbone wristbands, wenton's body shook and immediately said, "it won't interfere!"
"That's good."
Yue Yu waved to him, "it's time to burn. Come on, see if you can make me sweat."
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At eight o'clock in the evening, Yue Yu came out after taking a bath, ordered some metal badges on the desk, sat down and couldn't wait to say, "have you seen the future echo?"
The badge made a mechanical sound: "look, it's not easy to find so many youth newspapers, especially the first edition of Youth newspaper. It can't be sold outside. I had to borrow it from my friends."
"How do you feel?" Yue Yu looked forward to it.
"The tool idea inside is very interesting, and it is not wild, but has a certain practical basis, and the details are very full, as if the author has really been to the future." the badge says: "For example, the 'mobile phone' with the highest frequency of appearance has power requirements and needs the base station to provide signals. In confined and underground spaces, the signals will be greatly reduced. If the power is not enough, you also need to carry an external tool 'power bank'. Power has become another 'lifeline' for future people... There are elevators, elevators, aircraft, household appliances, as well as Huiyao's existing trains and cars..."
"I have read fantasy novels before, but those novels are really pure 'Fantasy', completely ignoring energy constraints and the links between various industries. In fact, Huiyao is not unable to manufacture all the appliances in this book, but a little more advanced than Huiyao. Then there is the progress accumulated by countless' little bits', but Is to throw away the glory for a hundred years. "
Yue Yu nodded. Huiyao's luminous energy system is not inferior to the electric energy system. Huiyao people could ensure that big cities "night is like day" hundreds of years ago. Tens of thousands of Yaoshi lampposts that hardly need maintenance illuminate the land, and trains and railways have begun to be laid. Therefore, Huiyao people do not think that the future described in future echoes is too far away or even within reach.
"What else?" Yue Yu asked.
"The future political system conceived by the author is also unique. If it is written by Jing Zhengwei, he has great ambition." the badge said: "grass-roots autonomy and the separation of political party and government functions are an unimaginable road..."
"What else?"
"The 'ultimate weapon' mentioned in it is also very interesting. One bomb is enough to destroy a city, and the author even directly says the principle and formula of this' ultimate weapon ', as if it were true..."
"What else?"
"There are also quite a lot of entertainment methods mentioned in this book, such as video games, movies, shopping in shopping malls, watching TV... Although I can barely understand 'watching TV' and 'watching movies', after all, I haven't really seen them, and it's still hard to imagine the fun, but I can understand shopping in shopping malls. If there is such a place where all goods are gathered, I may also visit them I'm not tired all day. "
Yue Yu couldn't help asking, "what do you think of the plot of this book?"
"First class."
Yue Yu's eyes lit up: "first class!?"
"Yes, first-class world outlook, second-rate writing and third-rate plot."
The badge said, "I don't really want to talk to you about the plot, because it's like talking nonsense. I prefer to appreciate the advantages of the work, but if you want to criticize the shortcomings of the book with me, I don't mind. I think the plot arrangement of the three protagonists in the book is inappropriate..."
"Let's talk about tomorrow's omniscient eye exam, Yin."
"Stop talking about books?"
Yue Yu covered his chest: "you're right. This third rate book has nothing to talk about."