Cicada Chenchen flatters the upper and deceives the lower, advances with propriety, inferiority and arrogance. Although he is nearly thirty years old, his character is almost the same as his body size - he is like a child and a kitten, with the most naive essence and the most cruel nature.
Since offending cicada dust, Yue Yu has investigated Yantong. Li Nu said that he was not the dirtiest of the four inspectors, but it was too belittling. In Yue Yu's eyes, the four inspectors were basically scum, and the difference was only in what kind of scum.
Just like children scald ant nests with hot water, in the eyes of beaver slaves, ordinary people are no different from ants. Anyway, they are not his kind. Empathy, compassion, rabbit death and fox sorrow and other psychological phenomena can not be reflected in Beaver slaves.
Therefore, although he is not the most cruel when arresting prisoners, he must be the most chilling - he will play the prisoners to death out of the purest interest and on a whim.
Only the wrong name, no wrong nickname‘ The nickname "beaver slave" is not because the people in Yanjing think cicada dust is cute, but because cicada dust is like a cat who likes to play with mice. It has no interest, but it still has to play for a while before it is willing to give prisoners a good time.
This is the truth: "it's better to be a running dog than a beaver slave.". If you don't commit suicide, you will have the longest day of your life.
Although he was saved by cicada Chenchen this time, Yue Yu actually wanted to bite the hand and leave. Anyway, Yue Yu didn't talk about Jianghu morality when dealing with this enemy.
However, the younger brother of the tool man still works under the hands of the beaver slave. Yue Yu has some scruples. Moreover, he really wants to discuss with an Yantong ally. More importantly, the Yantong agent in the distance has not gone far. If he escapes, he can call the agent to chase him.
This Feifei can certainly do such a thing, and he can push the responsibility completely afterwards - he is not the person in charge of this action, and Qin Leyin will not appear outside the imperial court in theory. How did he know that Qin Leyin disguised as a white haired assassin to work overtime at night?
Although cooperation is a last resort, Yue Yu doesn't want to be led by the nose by the beaver slave, or he will be trampled on his head by the beaver slave sooner or later. Now Yue Yu takes the first step to suppress this fat flame. Naturally, he will be the main action in the future. However, the price is that he further offends cicada dust.
The beaver slave kept staring at his lower body. I'm afraid he wasn't thinking about how to sterilize Yue Yu.
However, half a year later, either Le Yu changed to machine 5 or Li Nu went back to the countryside to plant sweet potatoes. This price, for Leyu, is like the ketchup for French fries at McDonald's, which is free.
"Ask a question first." Yue Yu stared at the silent imperial court in the distance and asked, "what's the relationship between Yantong and chahuan? Or does Yantong want chahuan to die?"
The beaver slave sat on the branch and swayed his little short legs: "hmm? It's pretty good. I don't know whether the director has killed the heart of tea Huan."
"It's not bad?" Yue Yu was a little surprised. "I thought chahuan must hate your treacherous officials."
"Chahuan really hates traitors," Inspector cicada smiled. "The problem is that our statistics department is not traitors."
He smashed his mouth and found that the milk candy was finished. He said lazily, "if we were really a group of bedbugs who only know how to corrupt and pervert the law, do you think the imperial court would make us grow to this point? Do you think Yanjing wuzhu would really connive at us so far? You don't know the character of martial artists. You should either do whatever you want, or be upright and unyielding. The higher the level, the more stubborn."
"In my opinion, Yanjing wuzhu is divided into three categories, one is unscrupulous, the other is going with the tide, and the other is chahuan. If one party can't tolerate our Yantong, we would have been uprooted one night."
"Why is the reputation of statistics departments everywhere so bad? I don't know elsewhere. Yantong catches three kinds of people: powerful, rich and rebellious. But anyway, none of the people we catch are good people - unless you think there are good people among the rebellious people."
"After the death of the last emperor, why did the statistics department be established urgently?" Li Nu sneered: "even if the imperial court pushed the death of the emperor to the backlight elements, everyone knows that someone must be buried with the emperor - this is not only the requirement of the royal family, but also the great righteousness of the imperial court!"
"Moreover, many people know that the country has reached the time when it has to eliminate insects, but they also know that they are also insects! The death of the emperor is the best name for eliminating insects, and the larger the insects, the more they have to get rid of other insects competing for nutrition!"
"That's why the statistics department came into being. It said it was to hunt down backlight molecules, but it was actually killing insects!"
"Those who the patrol guards dare not catch, let's catch them!"
"We will kill those who the twelve guards dare not kill!"
Cicada Chenchen stretched out his right hand: "the number of Hou Bo I crushed is more than five fingers; I copied my family property, more gold and silver than you brought from Dongyang!"
"In the past, those aristocrats of aristocratic families with high officials and high salaries can kill people without scruples just by giving them the name of 'backlight elements'! Moreover, they are not all wronged. There are really several aristocratic families participating in laoshizi backlight organization. People like this who make their own rebellion are the best publicity examples."
"So you see why chahuan has a good relationship with us?" Li Nu said with a smile "Do you think Yantong is very unpleasant? But in chahuan's eyes, there are some dirtier, uglier and more unpleasant existence than Yantong! But it's not convenient for him to do those unpleasant existence. Now we Yantong purify the environment for everyone, which is just what many people want."
"Why is the reputation of our statistics department so bad? Because those who have power and money always have the ability to make a voice, our reputation will not be good. Think about it, the most popular rumors about our statistics department are whether we frame backlight, plant blame, and kill without judgment? They don't think about it. If it wasn't in the name of catching backlight, how could we be swept away by the autumn wind Ye Di catches those bugs? If we follow the normal trial process, the "loyal and good" in the eyes of civilians can eat, drink and play with women in the cell! "
Yue raised his eyebrows: "so, you want to say that your statistics department is actually an underground hero misunderstood. In fact, you haven't done bad things. You are doing good things that others dare not do?"
"That's not true." Li Nu said with a smile, "in order to expand our power, our actions will naturally cross the boundary. Sometimes we catch the wrong person. If the other party doesn't have a backstage, he will die. If the other party has a backstage, we will give each other a face and make a good relationship."
"If you know how many people chahuan has to pass through from our Yantong, you know why I dare say that chahuan has a good relationship with us - we have given him face so many times, and he always has to give us face back once or twice."
"I don't usually explain such things, because the statistics department doesn't need outsiders to understand." cicada dust stood up on the branch and looked down at Yue Yu: "the reason why I explain to you is based on your information."
"It seems that someone wants to fight tea Huan?"
Yue Yu nodded: "grass chopper, three gun gate, brotherhood, curse hunter and National Salvation Association."
Li Nu suddenly realized: "saving the country and relieving difficulties will... I understand why junzuo gave up his heart tonight."
"Speaking of it, why don't you Yantong directly arrest the organization to save the country?" Yue Yu suddenly realized the problem: "if you doubt this organization, arrest it and torture it. Even if they have a backstage, it's too late to release people when they speak backstage."
"I've done it, but it doesn't make sense." the beaver Nu sighed: "ordinary members are actually the distributors of the president. They don't know anything. They can't squeeze a word when they catch it. But their president doesn't even know how to catch us?"
"Distributors?" Le Yu blinked. "Isn't national salvation just a donation for disaster relief? What goods do they have?"
"Don't you know? I thought people like you had been in contact for a long time." Inspector cicada looked at Yue Yu. "The goods they sell are not circulating in the market at all, and ordinary people can't afford them. In addition to Yanjing, the best place to sell is your hometown Dongyang."
Ordinary people can't afford it, don't circulate in the market, spread from Yanjing to Dongyang
Yue Yu frowned slightly: "is it..."
"Wave powder," said cicada Chenchen, "also known as immortal powder, happy powder without any side effects is said to be very helpful to thinking and cultivation. Many martial artists, even martial pillars, take wave powder to assist cultivation."
"No one knows how to allocate it. It will only spread from the meeting to save the country and relieve difficulties, and there is no market. Because of this, even Yantong can't lay hands on them - I just squeezed the businessman for a long time, and a large number of people rushed to the Statistics Department."
"Although many people maintain it, in my opinion, wave dispersion is actually a poison used to empty money and dry spirit."
Li Nu held up his hand and said, "anyway, the Secretary thinks so. It's just that the National Salvation Association will often donate money, and even the Secretary can't say anything - half of the cars I usually take have to be bought by the National Salvation Association."
Take money from the upper class with poison, dry up their bodies, reduce their life expectancy, and then use the money to benefit the public
Yue Yu suddenly felt that this routine seemed to have been seen somewhere.
"Well, it's time for you to tell me your plan?" cicada Chenchen pulled his sleeve and said vigilantly, "you don't want to leave me."
"Don't worry, I can't go." Yue Yu said with a smile, "my plan... In short, is to play an adventure game."
"Adventure game? What do you mean?"
"It is to arrange monsters to intercept the adventurers on the way, and let the adventurers lose their troops and lose their generals. Only after going through thousands of hardships can we see the great demon king in Guandi waiting for work."
Li Nu nodded thoughtfully, "so we are adventurers?"
"No, you are monsters." Yue Yu pointed to himself: "I am the great devil. Those cubs who dare to assassinate me are the adventurers we want to treat with hospitality."
"Are you ready to kill them, cicada kitten“
"Although I'm dissatisfied that you can breathe, it's really interesting to cooperate with you, Qin dog."