When was Mei Hanchuan so pulled by a woman?
Even the sisters in the family dare not be so presumptuous.
Mei Hanchuan stares at his pulled sleeve. "Princess Xian, do you know how to pull a man's sleeve like this?"
Ye Liuli rolled his eyes, "he is rolling with his family youchan. How can he manage me? Besides, I'm not princess Xian now, I'm Madonna! Please, young master Mei, take me to the brothel to have a look. If you don't look at me, I'm always itching. "
Mei Hanchuan gave her a cold look. "Why do you want to go? I have to take you. I don't have this obligation, do I?"
Ye Liuli suddenly smiles.
Mei Hanchuan frowned slightly, but he felt that his back was cool, and he felt that he was being watched by a hunter. "What are you laughing at?"
Ye Liuli said with a smile, "men are always wrong."
“……” Mei Hanchuan, "how to say that?"
Ye Liuli let go of his sleeve, picked up the plate and continued to walk on the three tables. When he saw the dishes close to his eyes, he put a piece of it in his mouth and tasted it slowly. He did not immediately answer his questions, so he let him wait and eat.
Finally, seeing Mei Hanchuan's face changing gradually, he said, "actually, you like playing with me, don't you? If you don't like it, you won't come out and quarrel with me. Since you like playing with me, you naturally want to play a little more. Do you want me to come up with an idea and let's play together for a while
“……” Mei Hanchuan.
Ye Liuli shrugged, "I've been making trouble for a long time? I'm really sorry for the delay. This meal belongs to me. Let's meet again later. " Then he threw away his job and left.
"Wait a minute." Mei Hanchuan suddenly opened his mouth.
Ye Liuli knew that he would stop her and turned back slowly, "what do you want me to do? The princess is very busy
Mei Hanchuan laughs, "aren't you madonna?"
Ye Liuli said, "if you want to play with me, I'm Madonna. If you don't play with me, I'm Princess Xian. You choose."
Mei Hanchuan had never seen such a sophisticated woman. He only felt that he was so angry that he laughed, "OK, Miss Madonna."
Ye Liuli and others said that, and came back to hold up the bowl again, "so, no matter men or women, they can say whatever they want. Don't think of one way to say another. They made a lot of low-level misunderstandings, and finally turned into that I didn't listen, I didn't listen, I didn't listen, that would be bloody."
"I won't listen?" Mei Hanchuan is suspicious, "Ye No, Madonna, why don't I always understand what you say? "
"That's a stem," Ye Liuli thought. "Forget it, you'd better call me ye Liuli, not Madonna. I can't bear this sacred name."
“……” Mei Hanchuan.
Ye Liuli racked her brains to chat, but in fact she was delaying time, waiting for Yulan to come back. "You know, a lot of misunderstandings are caused by words. For example, if I give you a gift, you are obviously very shy but like it. You just say that you don't need such a thing, but what happens? When there is no one, you play happily, but I am heartbroken. A good thing makes them embarrassed. Why
Mei Hanchuan raised his eyebrows. "There seems to be some truth."
Ye Liuli continued, "I like eggplant best. This eggplant is really good. Would you like to try it?" Heart murmur, Magnolia how not to come back, the princess will be poor, what to say? Do you want to give Mei Hanchuan the seventh set of people's broadcast gymnastics?
But did not expect, Mei Hanchuan had interest, really came over, sandwiched a piece of Eggplant in the mouth to taste, "really good."
"What do you like to eat?" Ye Liuli once again no words to find words to stir up a topic.
"I'm not interested in food." Mei Hanchuan replied.
Ye Liuli stretched his index finger and shook, "so you don't understand the true meaning of life."
"The true meaning of life?" Mei Hanchuan picks his eyebrows.
"The essence of life is to eat!"
"Eat?"
"Yes," Ye Liuli put the dish down and said solemnly, "first of all, your clothes can be taken away by others. Secondly, your money can be taken away by others. Third, your right, others can take your right for their own. Finally, women, do not need to be robbed, you women will run away with others. But only food, really into your stomach, others can't grab. How? Can you wait until you pull it out? Of course not! Do you want to spit it out and eat it? No way
Mei Hanchuan's face was ugly. He chewed eggplant in his mouth, but he didn't swallow it or vomit it. He was so embarrassed that he felt sick in his mouth.
"Ye Liuli, open your mouth and shut your mouth Cough, can't you be civilized? " Finally, he swallowed the eggplant and quickly took up the tea to wash his mouth and soothe his tumbling stomach.
Ye Liuli picked his eyebrows and said, "Yo, young master Mei is so civilized. Don't you do it everyday?"
“……” Mei Hanchuan.
Just at this time, Yulan came back, "Miss, the maid is back." Said, secretly sent a look in the past.Seeing this, ye Liuli put down her heart. "Have you thought about it, master Mei? Take me or not, I really go home to sleep. " Nonsense. Even if he doesn't bring it, she will force him to.
Finally, Mei Hanchuan was defeated completely, "OK, let's go."
……
It was afternoon, and the brothel Street opened one after another.
What is the beginning?
Because when the store closes down, it will insert a unique wooden board into the window, which is fixed with a wooden bolt. Its use is the same as that of the modern rolling shutter anti-theft door. And the first thing to do before you get ready for business every day is to remove the boards that buckle on the windows.
Since ye Liuli and Yulan are going to visit brothels, they can't be dressed as women. They both pretend to be bookboys.
The clothes were bought at a clothing store an hour ago.
When changing clothes, Yulan once asked several questions.
"Niang Niang, why do we go to brothels instead of other places? Will brothels be too Er What's wrong? "
"Because only brothels operate very late, even overnight, and restaurants and teahouses close down at night. If that guy leaves early, and he gets the news, what will he do if he mobilizes people to rob our car?"
"Niang Niang, why should we dress up as bookboys instead of Childe brothers?"
"Look at our height and figure. Pretending to be a boy is also a girl. What's more, women in brothels are easy to fool? They can be said to be a woman who has crossed the river of men. You can see your gender at a glance. Your status as a servant is very good. You can move freely. "
"But even if those brothel women can't see that we are women, they won't pay attention to us because they are dressed up."
"It's better to ignore it? Why do you want to play two more? "
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