Chapter 835

In this way, ye Liuli inexplicably took over the work of marking the memorial.

However, it is better to say that it is Ye Liuli's criticism than Dongfang lie's criticism. She listens to Dongfang lie in drawing circles and forks. Ye Liuli is too lazy to think about it. At last, Dongfang lie said that she would write on the memorial.

In the third trimester, ye Liuli became more and more lazy and sleepy. What's more, she urinated frequently at night and couldn't sleep well all night. The next day, she was even more lazy and wanted to sleep. In the end, ye Liuli went on strike directly, leaving Dongfang lie in a circle.

Dongfang lie is also helpless. Although he can solve the problem by drawing circles, it is Ye Liuli who owns Jiangshan sooner or later. He can't bear it.

All kinds of helpless, Oriental lie can only imitate Ye Liuli to write.

However, Dongfang lie's ability of penetrating into the wood could not be covered up, and finally he came up with a clever trick - to imitate with his left hand.

Because dongfanglie didn't use his left hand to practice calligraphy before, it was easy to imitate Ye Liuli's upright and immature font.

It's snowing again.

In such a large study, the heater is crackling, and a soft cave is set up in the study.

Said to be soft collapse, in fact, its softness can be comparable to the modern fabric sofa.

Dongfang lie sits on the soft wall and reads the memorial with her left hand, while ye Liuli sleeps on Dongfang lie with her big belly, regardless of whether she will cause other people's work burden.

"Sweetheart, have you finished?" Ye Liuli wakes up and yawns.

Dongfang lie said, "just a moment, there are still some."

"Good." Ye Liuli arched a comfortable place on his back like a kitten and went to sleep.

A little.

Ye Liuli wakes up with a whisper in his voice, "sweetheart, are you ok?"

“…… No, I've finished marking it, but I've sent some more. " Dongfang lie's voice is full of guilt.

Ye Liuli was not willing to listen, "damn! Bullying? Day by day, the emperor is not a human being? No, no, no, we don't! " Say, want to rob.

Dongfang lie couldn't laugh or cry, and pressed the memorial to death. "Well behaved, it will be over in a little while. You can sleep for a little while, just for a little while."

"Hum."

Although Ye Liuli seems to be unreasonable, she knows that Dongfang lie works so hard for her.

However, although moved, bullies still have to bully.

She has the headstrong capital, will play the life headstrong, if who does not like her, then holds back, has the ability to kill her?

Dongfanglie continued to read the memorial, but ye Liuli couldn't sleep. He lay on dongfanglie's legs and turned over and over, "sweetheart, I suddenly have a problem."

"What's the problem?" While answering, Dongfang lie drew a big fork on a memorial.

After a period of careful appreciation, we can find the characteristics of Dongfang lie's memorials.

For those who agree with it, they can draw circles; for those whose memorials are very good, according to Ye Liuli, they write the word "read", which is also a praise to the officials; for those whose memorials are better, they write the word "good".

Similarly, for those who disagree with the memorial, draw a fork with comments; for those who feel that there is no remedy, draw a fork without explanation; for those who feel that there is no remedy but can kill him, draw a big fork, just like now.

However, even if it is because of the criticism of the memorial, Dongfang lie still does not show up, and the voice of chatting with Ye Liuli is still gentle and peaceful.

"Honey, have you ever thought about what you would have done if you had worked too hard and practiced your left hand? Can't you help me to read the memorial

"Pick off the tendons of your hand, and then practice calligraphy again."

After hearing this, ye Liuli's back was cool. She had a premonition that if it was true, he would do it.

Someone has always been a pet of his wife.

Magnificent eyes turned, ye Liuli thief Xi Xi Xi's smile, "short oil, so what trouble to do? I have a good way. I'm sure I won't be sad. Would you like to listen to me? "

"Oh?" Dongfang lie is curious, "tell me about it."

"You can take off your socks and practice with your feet." Someone is smiling.

“……”

"Darling, why do you have such a silent expression? No one saw you when you read the memorial. What can you do even if you take off your shoes? What's more, it's hard to wear shoes for a day, isn't it? "

“……”

"Honey, would you like to try writing with a pen in your foot?"

"No."

"If you want to"

"No."

"How about we play chess with our feet later?"

“……”

Then, at Ye Liuli's insistence, they had a delicious conversation, and the result of the conversation was that dongfanglie didn't eat a few mouthfuls of dinner and had no appetite.

……

A month has passed.

For a whole month, the emperor's out of control mood has been greatly improved, and the primary elixir has been refined.In order to cultivate immortality, the emperor strictly abided by the requirements of the ancient books - abstaining from killing, prostitution and drinking.

It goes without saying that the emperor should be restrained from killing people indiscriminately.

How can the emperor not kill? There is no amnesty for those who commit crimes. However, the emperor of the chicken thief does not kill himself. He winks at Ye Liuli every time he wants to declare death. Ye Liuli can only do it for him.

So her royal highness had a new nickname - judge Yumian.

Jade face, is to describe its good-looking.

The judge is not an ordinary judge, but the one who follows the Lord in hell and specially publishes torture.

Ye Liuli was surprised to find that she was not afraid of her when she went up to the officials and down to the palace. She was trembling when she saw her. Once, in order to save her image, she took the traditional virtue of respecting the old and caring for the young, and rushed out to help an elderly official.

Finally, the old official's eyes turned white and fainted.

The next day, he began to go to his hometown. It was hard for anyone to persuade him to leave. If the Emperor didn't allow him, he would be killed in the court.

In the end, the emperor had no choice but to promise him to return home. He also secretly ordered that ye Liuli should not be so busy in the future. He didn't have to scare the officials to play.

Ye Liuli said he was innocent.

For a man, the most difficult commandment of a monk is to rob sex.

But for the emperor, it is a little help.

The most difficult of the three commandments for the emperor is the last one - abstaining from alcohol.

It's not a day and a half for the emperor to drink to relieve his worries, but the "primary elixir" contains the ingredients of abstinence drugs, which Dongfang lie specially told Forsythia to set up, so the emperor soon gave up drinking.

Fifty women, one of whom was not killed, were sent directly to the frontier to be rewarded to the guard generals. The bachelors who had no daughter-in-law married their daughters in law and were grateful to the emperor.

As for the emperor's insomnia at night, it is also a clever solution - meditation. In ancient books,

meditated and absorbed the essence of the sun and moon, so that the spirit was lifted. The longer the meditation, the quicker the progress.

The emperor hates to have to sleep meditation, how can insomnia?

Once upon a time, I couldn't sleep all night and wanted to kill people angrily. Now I meditate all night and hate to doze too much.

Before long, the emperor even refused to go to the early court and threw everything directly to Ye Liuli.

Finally, ye Liuli can't stand it. She rushes into xuanming palace and tears the emperor. Is it too much to force her to go to court alone when she is about to have a baby? Don't you let her do it after confinement?

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