Han Weiwei thought more and more angrily. She went to the bathroom and looked at the woman in the mirror. Her face was a little twisted because of anger. She took a deep breath to calm her mood, took out the red exit from her bag and described it to the lip line.
"Han Weiwei, you" what? "
"Oh, what about the other two chapters?"
"Go home."
"All right."
……
Jiangbeiyuan had been thinking about talking to his son for a long time.
A few days ago, the kindergarten teacher called him and said that jiangqingchi is a bit precocious and likes to show off its wealth. Of course, it's nothing to be competitive. The key is that jiangqingchi likes to go to the next room to see the girls in the big class after class, send flowers and chocolates to the beautiful girls.
Jiangbeiyuan promised that the teacher would teach his son well, but he had a birthday with jiangqingchi the other day. For his birthday, he didn't know the same thing as this boy.
So the new accounts and the old ones will be calculated together tonight.
After bathing in the evening, jiangbeiyuan and jiangqingchi sit face to face.
Jiangqingchi smiley face: "Dad, is today a dialogue between men?"
"Sit down." Jiangbeiyuan looks proud.
“Yes sir!”
The little guy quickly put his legs and hands on his thighs.
Jiangbeiyuan: "jiangqingchi, how old are you this year?"
"Answer Mr. Jiang, 5 years old!"
"How old am I then?"
"You 34! "
"Well, very well," Jiang Beiyuan nodded, "what's the comparison between you, who are 5, and me, who are 34?"
"Cough..."
The eyes of jiangqingchi turn cunningly twice.
"Dad, I know what you mean. Does our head teacher call you and say that I have many girlfriends?"
"You have a lot of self-knowledge."
"Haha, thank you for your praise!"
"I'm not praising you," Jiang Beiyuan said in a deep voice. "Tell me, do you think your life is on the right path?"
"Of course it is! I'm different from my father. My father has a mother, so he wants to spoil his mother's wife, but I don't have a wife, so I can spoil many girlfriends! "
Where do you listen to the heresy.
Jiangbeiyuan squints slightly.
"Today's aunt Han, what do you think of her?"
"Ah?" The little guy didn't expect that his father suddenly turned to Han Weiwei and scratched his head
"Do you like her?"
"Of course not! Dad doesn't like her either, does he? "
Jiang Beiyuan said, "do you think mom will like her?"
"Definitely not. Mom hates women who are close to Dad!"
"So will your future wife be in the same mood as her mother?"
Jiangbeiyuan pinched his son's tender face.
"Think about your future wife. Will she be very sad and sad when she sees that you are so good to other girls now? Can you be responsible for her? "
"I......"
Jiangqingchi's face is red, and a mouth is stuck.
Finally, he rubbed his eyes and said, "Dad, I'll try my best! By the way, Dad, you said today that there are two chapters about the law. Which two chapters are there? "
Hearing this, jiangbeiyuan smiled.
The boy's speed of turning off the topic is to learn how to speak and read.
"Before the age of 18, you are not allowed to kiss a girl's mouth or touch her."
"But what if a girl kisses me?"
“…… Again. " Jiangbeiyuan gnaws its teeth.
"And" Oh... "
Jiangqingchi rubbed his heart with a small claw, and said pitifully, "I'm afraid that you are so serious, Dad."
"I'm afraid that's right."
Jiangbeiyuan stood up and stared down at him.
"Next time you make trouble in kindergarten, all your pocket money will be confiscated."
"No!!!"
"Don't just do what I've agreed."
"Oh..."
Seeing dad go out, jiangqingchi on the bed raised her chin proudly.
"Jiangbeiyuan, when I become jiangzong, you will be jiangzong. Hum! You are not arrogant! "
……
The little guy complained, but he did the same.
In the next few days, jiangqingchi was obedient and obedient in the kindergarten. After class, he didn't run around. He sat on his seat and drew pictures of five people in his family.
He remembered that he had drawn a family of five before. At that time, his father and mother were in a divorce. His younger brother and sister were not born. He painted them as apple trees.
Xu is apple tree to hear his call, so today after school time, Ding Baoyi company is OK, holding Jiangchun and to pick up brother.There are people coming and going at the gate of the kindergarten, and the children are running out under the guidance of the teacher, far away Ding Baoyi saw jiangqingchi.
It has to be said that what kind of parents, what kind of children.
Jiangqingchi, with a small schoolbag on its shoulders, a pair of black pony boots and white suspenders, is very fashionable among the children. With the pace of six people who don't recognize each other, it looks like a star's child with outstanding temperament.
Jiang Chunhe saw his brother at once.
"It's brother!" The little girl pointed at Ganma.
Ding Baoyi put Jiang Chunhe down.
"Go to your brother."
Then Chuner, who was free, shook his head and ran towards jiangqingchi.
Jiangqingchi catches the sister who is running over, but he can't hold her now. He can only hold her small hand and shake it.
"Hold me tight, or you'll lose it."
“……” Jiang Chun nodded in ignorance.
"By the way, where's saner? Didn't you come with me? " Asked jiangqingchi.
Jiang Chunhe shakes his head.
After getting on the bus, jiangqingchi asked Ding Baoyi where he had gone.
Ding Baoyi disagreed: "I should be at home. I didn't see your brother when I went to your house."
Back home, jiangqingchi put down his schoolbag for the first time and shouted at saner, who called so.
Nobody answers!!
There is no Jiang Jingming in the room, toy room, study or even baby room.
Jiang Qingchi was so anxious that he ran to the kitchen to find his mother.
Yannian has washed the dishes, wiped his hands and waited for jiangbeiyuan to come back to cook.
"What's the matter? Isn't your brother brought by your godmother?"
"No! Ganma says saner is at home, but saner is not at all! "
I was stunned by what I said.
How could it be?!
In the living room, Ding Baoyi is holding Jiang Chun and playing with her mobile phone. Yannian rushes to her and pulls her up.
"Why do you pull my collar?" Ding Baoyi didn't give her a good look.
"Where's our third son?!"
"What? Is saner not at home? "
"No! Didn't you take him to pick up Dachi from school? "
"I'm bringing Chuner!"
"You're talking about taking children to kindergarten!" He was sweating with anxiety.
Ding Baoyi also sweated, licked his lips, "I'm bringing a child!"
"I thought you had two children!"
What can I do?
Jiang san'er lost it!!!
Ding Baoyi and Yan Niang were flustered. They searched around the huge house, all the places they could find, all the corners, even the wardrobe, the bottom of the bed and under the sofa. They almost lifted the toilet, but they couldn't find Jiang Jingming.
Yan Nian is not only sweating, his fingers are shaking, and his whole body is unable to shiver. Where can san'er go? Did he sneak out?
No, he's not that playful.
Coming out of the room, Yannian heard something moving in the porch. He thought it was Jiang Jingming. "Three children!"
Tear a voice to run past, come back is jiangbeiyuan.
"My husband!"
She looks like a child without a master, pours into Jiangbei Yuanhuai, grabs his tie knuckle to become pale.
"What's the matter?"
"Saner Three lost! "
Then he cried. Jiangbeiyuan patted her on the shoulder and asked her to speak slowly.
How can we slow down!
Now she was in a state of emotion and could not speak smoothly. Ding Baoyi came over and reluctantly and calmly explained something to jiangbeiyuan.
……