Jiangqing Chiyi is right to educate his sister.
"Just like mom and Dad, a husband like mom is a real husband."
"But we are playing at home. Can't you both be my husband?"
"Shit, you are so greedy. You need two husbands. You will be arrested by the police uncle."
"Wow --"
frightened by her brother, the little girl cried conditionally.
"Why did the police uncle arrest me? I didn't do anything bad! "
"Don't be sad, sister."
Xiaojiang saner hugs Jiang Chunhe and tells her that jiangqingchi is cheating her, so she can't cry.
"I'll be my elder sister's husband. Can my elder sister sell me ice cream? I'll give my sister 100 yuan. "
"But if you call me sister, you are not my husband. So you should be a prince. You should call me princess."
"Good princess."
Jiang saner takes out 100 yuan from the props, hands it to Jiang Chunhe, buys an ice cream made of pink plasticine, and then pretends it's delicious.
Jiang Chunhe dried his tears, inhaled his nose and looked at jiangqingchi.
"What would you like to eat, your majesty?"
Your majesty?
It's a good name.
Jiangqingchi raised his legs. He looked down slightly and looked at the things made of plasticine on the table proudly. He coughed softly and said, "I want them all."
"Ah? You want so much, can you finish? "
"I can't finish it. I can give it to my people. Dare you disobey the king's orders?"
"I dare not. Your majesty, I'll put all these things on for you. Please wait for me for a moment."
The little girl went to take the packing bag and put the strawberries, cherries, Matcha cake and chocolate into it.
"It's 500 yuan in total. His majesty will give me cash."
"Hello, will you settle the bill? 10 + 20 + 30 + 50 is 11 yuan. "
"Oh, oh, that's 11 yuan!"
Jiang Chunhe just said a number.
Jiang Jingming stretched out his finger to count on the table.
"Brother, it should be 110 yuan."
"I say 11 yuan is 11 yuan. I am the king. Do you dare to disobey my orders?" The river is clear and the pool is endless.
“…… No, my majesty the king. "
"It's almost the same. You put all these things together and give them to my people."
Jiang Jingming did it obediently.
Jiangqingchi put away the packing bag and stood up, "OK, Chuner, is the end of family planning?"
"This is just the beginning!"
"But you've sold out."
"It's sold out and can be redone, and his majesty hasn't tied my hair yet."
"Why should I tie your hair? I am the king! "
Jiangqingchi is full of kings, kings and kings.
What does the king stand for?
Lord, emperor, God of heaven.
What is the king's right?
Summon people, teach people, Ao Jiao, can be strong to die Ao Jiao!
Jiang Chun and dun are not happy about the time. They put their hands on their hips. "Because my father will braid me every day. You are the king and the princess's father now. You should also braid me!"
"Well, for the old king's sake, I'll just brush your hair once."
It's the first time jiangqingchi has given Jiangchun and her hair.
It's not that he doesn't care for his sister, but he's very active. He's a slow worker. He needs extreme patience and good temper. Jiangqingchi can't be so patient. He's acute. Everything he does is hot.
Jiangqingchi sits behind Jiangchun and he, biting his leather band, and then seriously ties up two pigtails for his younger sister.
"Saner, do you think I'm good at it?"
Third son: "..."
He didn't know whether it was better to look good or not.
Jiang Chunhe looks in the mirror expectantly. What is it
"Dissatisfied pout," father and elder brother Zha is not the same at all
"Now there is no father or brother, only the king. The king is the edict. I'm the best one. Dare you not be convinced?"
"Well, I'll make some delicious food for the king and the prince first. Don't go, you two. Just sit here."
“……”
For boys, it's the most painful thing in the world to accompany girls. Just like a man accompanying a woman to go shopping, he has to be obedient all the way. He can't lament that the time is too slow, and he has to bear the pain of breaking his fingers to carry a girl's bag. It's just too painful.
Jiang san'er has nothing to do with it. He is assembling a new small train. It is assembled everywhere, without any delay.Jiangqingchi is so boring that he grabs Jiang Chunhe's two braids from behind. "Wuwuwu, ride on my beloved motorcycle Drips, drive! "
Jiang Chunhe is not upset either. He thinks that his brother plays with him, which means that he likes himself very much and laughs happily.
"Three son, you also come to ride a motorcycle."
"No, I want to ride the train." Jiang Jingming continues to lower his head to assemble the small train.
"Well, that's your train. It's so small. It's good to ride an ant."
"Knock."
Knock on the door and ask the children to eat the cake.
It's a mess all over the place. Jiang Chun and those two retro braids made his mother laugh.
"Chuner, who tied your hair?"
"Brother! Ah no, it's his majesty! "
"Hahahaha Two kings and princesses, maidservant put the cake here, please taste it slowly. "
Then he shut the door and went out.
She really wants to play at home, but when she's old, she's just like a three-year-old.
Jiang Chunhe brings the cake. Jiang Qingchi is hungry. He reaches for a piece of cake to eat. Next second, Jiang Chunhe opens his hand.
"It's for money to eat!"
That's not easy.
Jiangqingchi pushes all the children's coins to eat cakes.
Jiang Chunhe shook his head: "no, it's only with real money this time."
Jiangqingchi is not happy.
"I am the king, the master of this country. What is your attitude towards me? Well? "
"I'm sorry, your majesty. I mean, we should taste this delicious cake slowly, not in a hurry."
"Well, you can cut it into small pieces and give it to me and the prince to eat. I can let the prince of the neighboring country marry you as a queen, and you will have a husband later!"
"Really? Who is the prince? "
Where there are princes!
It's made up by jiangqingchi.
But it's always his ability to open his eyes and tell lies, and his face is not red and his heart is not jumping.
"I can't tell you now, or it won't be a surprise. First cut the cake and take good care of me and the prince. If you don't obey me, I'll let you marry the toad. Oh no, I'll let the old red haired witch in the TV last night catch you and eat you! "
Last night, jiangqingchi watched a horror movie again. There was a very scary woman in the TV. She lost an eye and had long red nails, which scared jiangchunhe again.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chunhe hurried to cut the cake for fear that the king would punish himself if he was angry.
Finally, he cut it and brought it to the king. There were ten cakes in total. Jiangqingchi ate five of them at one bite.
"You go out and get me a drink. I'm thirsty!"
"Good king, please wait a moment."
Jiang Chun reconciles the apron and leaves the room reluctantly, while still looking at the cake in jiangqingchi's hand.
Wuwu, my brother won't eat the rest of the cake
I knew that I would not want him to be king in the first place. What a nuisance!
Jiangqingchi ate two more cakes, and three more for jiangsaner.
"Brother, you ate seven yuan, too much."
"Stupid I mean it, don't leave it for that little girl, who let her say today that I'm not handsome, cute or beautiful? I'm angry."
Although it is not clear what happened, Jiang Jingming still set aside two cakes for her sister.
Just one piece for yourself.
He doesn't like cake very much.
"Since you don't eat? Then I'll eat it! "
"Ah --"
blocking is invalid!
Jiang Jingming watched. His majesty, the despotic king, ate the cake that should have belonged to the princess.
Satisfied jiangqingchi licked his mouth and pulled jiangsaner out of the room.
Jiangchun and poured juice back, the purpose is to empty plate, not to mention cake, there is no cake slag!
"Wow...!"
Bad king!
No, bad brother!
Stinky brother, he's just a stinky rascal!
In normal times, jiangbeiyuan is not at home. Jiangchun and he cry. It's enough to say a word or two. But today, when his father is at home, jiangqingchi dare to make trouble under the eyes of a tiger. That's eating bear heart and leopard gall.
The natural consequence is that jiangbeiyuan is taken out of the room to clean up the mess left by himself and make his sister happy. Otherwise, he won't have dinner tonight.
Jiangqingchi does not want to be soft.
"I'm sorry, don't cry, little crying bag."
"Little crying bag? You are the little crying bag. Your whole family is the little crying bag. "In a word, jiangbeiyuan's eyebrows are flying.
Look at Yannian again. Yannian is weaving towels with her head down. It's none of her business. She doesn't know anything. Anyway, she doesn't follow her daughter's scolding.
Jiang Qingchi sighed, spread out his hands, shrugged and put on a helpless look: "so what else do you want? There is a cake at home, isn't there? Shall I cut some cake for you?"
"Well, I don't want to eat cake now!"
"What do you want to do, miss?"
"I want to..."
The little princess turned her eyes flexibly, saw the high-heeled shoes in the porch, and smiled cunningly.
"I want my brother to walk in my mother's high heels!"
"Mother's shoes are too big!" said Jiang Qingchi
"No matter what, my brother will wear them, or I will never forgive him!"
Jiangqingchi is gnashing its teeth again.
How does the line sound so familiar? Yes, yes, Feng Shui turns around in turn.
He simply did not do two endlessly, "wear it!"
It's not enough to wear high-heeled shoes alone. Jiang Chunhe ordered Jiang Qingchi to walk and imitate Zhao Benshan's stooping and coughing until she learned to be a model and to laugh at her. He let go of his brother!
Jiang Qingchi's face is green with anger.
Why is someone else's sister so cute and cute, just as quiet as a doll? Why is his sister like a mutant, thinking about one?
Wait and see, he will surely return it!
Hum!!
…………
Summer is over, autumn is coming.
Seeing Jiang Chun and Jiang Jingming are old enough, Yannian and Jiang Beiyuan consider sending their two children to kindergarten.
It's just that jiangqingchi is now in the big class. Next year, he will go to primary school. In this year, he can take care of his brother and sister and protect them. It's very good.
Jiang Jingming and Jiang Chunhe had just started their first day of school when Jiang Qingchi went to the small class to have a meeting.
Taking advantage of the teacher's absence, he stood on the platform and said to the slugs under the platform:
"this is my brother and sister in jiangqingchi. If anyone dares to bully them, he can't cross the jiangqingchi with me, and I will make you can't eat and climb away. Do you understand?"
Then raise the small fist, show the big guy, his fist is round and full of strength!
Some of the children in the seat suck their noses, some blink their eyes. Look at me, I'll look at yours, just like watching the big brother.
Jiang Qingchi thought they were afraid. He made eight fingers and put them on his chin. He proudly raised his hair. "Don't look down on my fists. In a word, if you can't get along with our Jiang family, I'll let you go."
Then he turned back to the class.
Jiang Jingming and Jiang Chunhe were arranged in different groups.
Jiang Chunhe is very popular. The children in the same group boast that she is beautiful. The girls ask Jiang Chunhe where to buy her skirt and hairpin.
Chuner's appearance is extremely smart, long eyelashes are curled up, and her delicate facial features are shining. Her little hand gently touches the decoration on her head, "this is what my mother brought back to me from abroad."
"Wow, it's really beautiful. No wonder I haven't seen it."
"Of course, my skirt, hairpin and bracelet are all unique in the world. It's impossible to find the second one."
The children looked at her with envy, which greatly satisfied Jiang Chun and his classmates' showing off psychology and vanity.
Compared with her sister, Jiang Jingming is very low-key.
He sat in the corner of the wall, bowed his head to play with the cube in his hand, and did not speak.
"Ah, your father is jiangbeiyuan!"
A little boy snatched the cube from Jiang Jingming.
Jiang Jingming looks at the past in perplexity.
The other side raised eyebrows, "my father is Zhang Fan, and your father is a good friend, my name is Zhang Xu."
"Oh."
"Oh, what do you mean? Shouldn't you praise my name?"
"But your name doesn't sound good."
Zhang Xu didn't like it. "Well, if you don't praise me today, I won't return the cube to you."
Yesterday his father told himself that jiangbeiyuan's son was going to kindergarten.
He didn't know jiangbeiyuan, but his father always said that jiangbeiyuan often bullied him.
Zhang Xu feels very angry. Since his father is a good friend of jiangbeiyuan, why does he bully his father?
So he will help his father get revenge, and he will bully his son!
Jiang Jingming frowned slightly: "please give it back to me."