Chapter 96 - The Witty Girl

More than 20 people want to eat, and they need a lot of dumplings. Fortunately, there are also a lot of people making dumplings, and the natural gas pipe is not broken, boiling water or something is no problem at all. Wu’s mom led seven or eight women to toss and turn for more than half an hour, and the hot dumplings finally came out of the pot.

In the dining room, two six-person square dining tables were put together to a large dining table, namely, the Wu Gang family, without Wu Gang, and the Gao Chengzhi couple who installed security doors today. Sharon was sitting beside Wu’s mom, next to Li Jia and her daughter.

The others were sitting around the dining table set up in the living room, while the farthest table, which was basically close to the balcony, was Wang Dabiao, whose favorable opinion of the opposite sex was forced to decrease by 100%, and Wu Gang, Xu Jiaming and Su Junjie, who accompanied him. Of course, the reason why Wu Gang came to sit down was not only his brotherhood but also his unspeakable secret.

Sharon, who once said firmly that she would not eat, went upstairs and called Wu mother at the beginning, which almost reached Zhang Yali’s heart. Therefore, the first bowl of dumplings out of the pot was supposed to be brought to Wu Gang’s grandmothers and naturally came to Sharon’s hands.

Then the two women did not know what to say, and Wu Gang was driven to the farthest place by his own mother to sit.

Wu Gang’s grandfather felt sorry for his grandson, but his daughter-in-law controlled everything at home. His lips moved a few times and he didn’t say it. He just let Wu Gang’s grandmother put more dumplings in his grandson’s bowl.

A few people were sitting on a small bench, eating dumplings, and the dumplings were delicious. However, they always felt strange in their hearts. Wang Dabiao muttered vaguely, “Angkor, you said we worked hard outside, but finally, we took our seats in the most marginal area.”

Xu Jiaming did sort out the matter. “You quietly eat your dumplings. No matter how old the son is, can he still be bigger than his father when he returns home? Didn’t you see that the innermost table was filled with Angkor’s elders?”

When Wu Gang heard that there was also much helplessness here, he sighed and said, “Alas, the family business is undesirable.”

At this moment, Su Junjie suddenly thought of the gymnasium they had been to before and immediately suggested, “Angkor, why don’t we really build the gymnasium into a second camp? There is a big place, who can be as prestigious as you? Even if we can’t do whatever we want, can we at least get rid of the label of juniors?” Su Junjie glanced at his mother on the table. She didn’t even care for food and just looked at Larissa with a loving face and one word showed on her face: “Satisfied!” It’s exactly the same expression as Wu Gang’s mother when she looks at Sharon. And with his father here, he always feels that he can’t let go and dare not even say a dirty joke.

“Junjie’s suggestion is good. We guard here tonight and set off as soon as dawn coming in the tomorrow.” Wu Gang immediately agreed, expecting that he used to carry a spear to kill the corpse group outside, but when he got home, he was scolded by his mother and there was nothing left. Who could stand the gap? “Hum, I’ll return to the battlefield tomorrow, find a corpse group and kill all of them, the corpses are everywhere, and find my spirit again.”

Everyone was praised for a while, but they felt that the last word seemed to have another meaning. There were some ambiguities.

After the meal, Wu Gang’s mother ordered Wu Gang to take the mineral water on the second floor to burn bath water for Sharon and Xie Anqi. “How can a girl take a bath without hot water on such a hot day?”

“Yes, yes, girls must have a bath, while boys should be sweating all over.” Wu Gang muttered and did not dare to let his mom hear it.

With that, he went down to the third floor and installed the bath artifact and magic backwater system in the toilet. In order to avoid misunderstanding, he also connected the showerhead with a water pipe.

Just as he was about to turn around and go out, Sharon came in cheerfully, “honey, will I help you boil water together?”

“There is no need to burn, it is hot water.” It is impossible for Wu Gang to have no resentment. He said half-jokingly with a cold face, “If my mother saw what you looked like in your room, she wouldn’t think you had to take a bath every day.”

He didn’t expect Sharon not to be blush when she heard this. Instead, she looked triumphant. “I knew that sooner or later you would have to mention this. Today I will tell you the truth. I actually have a slight cleanliness fetish. It is really better to die than to live in that house every day, but what can I do? I did it to protect myself.”

“Protect yourself? What protection do you take, toilet sundaes?” Wu Ganggan smiled. “I estimate that Wang Dahao will never eat ice cream in his life, of course, if there is still ice cream.”

Referring to this, Sharon’s face finally turned red, “haven’t you understood? I am a girl and stay in the house alone. If I clean up beautifully, in case a group of men break-in, such as you did that day! What will happen to me? But if the room is in such a mess, is it not in the mood?”

Wu Gang dazed for a moment, though it seemed to be reasonable, this is not just like the legend that when meeting a strong rapist, shit in the crotch can escape this thing. His face turned serious and he began to look at the girl in front of him again. Is she so clever?

When he gazed into Sharon’s living eyes, it was obvious that the answer was clear.

Leaving behind a few bottles of washing and chemical products, he ran away. When he arrived at the door, he happened to meet Xie Anqi with Li Jia, Shi Lan, and Yan Ruoxi coming in. The atmosphere became very embarrassing.

Since his mother appointed Xie Anqi as her prospective daughter-in-law, Li Jia felt that her identity had suddenly become subtle. She could not forget the short hug on the roof of that small town, but she knew that perhaps it could only be a memory after all.

“Where do you sleep at night?” Xie Anqi’s words were astonishing and broke the silence.

“Ahem, I won’t sleep with you anyway.” Wu Gangxin said that at least your mother is here. Nowadays, young people are so explicit?

Xie Anqi heard this answer and knew that Wu Gang didn’t understand her words. Her face was flushed. “Where do you want to go? I mean, we women want to sleep together. Can you sleep on the sofa?”

“All right.” Wu Gang saw Yan Ruoxi smiling with her eyebrows raised. His face had no place to put aside. He said to save the hot water and then went upstairs.

All the way up, the women gathered together with the little baby as the core to exchange baby-raising experiences, talking and laughing. The men took Wu Gang’s father as the center and simply set up a wine market. Zheng’s several cups of Erguotou had already made his face and neck blushing and was talking to his father to praise Wu Gang. Gao Chengzhi echoed with Yang Shugen on the side. Wu Lixing was happy and just clank cups with others one after another.