23 Hi North Kai

First of all ... let's play a joke on the prankster" Said Broly while using the Kai Kai, teleporting.

…

North Kai Planet

North Kai was quietly washing his car when ... suddenly someone appeared right in front of him ... a little boy with 3 eyes on his face.

North Kai and Bubbles, his loyal pet, were surprised by the sudden appearance of that person and stopped doing everything they were doing.

"This is not where I parked my car" Said Broly trying to hold his laugh.

"Hey what?" Said North Kai, not understanding what he was referring to.

"I see you haven't caught my joke ... it hurts ... you have no sense of humor" Said Broly showing disappointment.

North Kai was quite outraged by Broly's claim, he was the North Kai an inveterate prankster recognized throughout the galaxy.

How could he say that he had no sense of humor?

The fact that someone told him he had no sense of humor ... was an affront to his honor that he couldn't tolerate, however ...

His indignation dissipated quickly as he realized a detail in the strange boy in front of him.

He was not surprised by the strange eye he had on his forehead, but by the tail of a monkey that danced in the air ... as if he were doing on purpose…

North Kai stepped back several times in fear and said "AHHHH! An evil Saiyan ... What does one of you do on my planet? Have you come to conquer it?"

Broly feigning outrage said "How come I'm evil? The fact that I am Saiyan doesn't mean that I am evil, not all Saiyan are obsessed with destroying and conquering planets...

Let's go to the point…

I'm here because we've done an analysis of your planet and it seems interesting ... despite being so small can be sold at a good price in the collector's market for its rarity ...

A pity, I'll have to kill you" Said Broly preparing a green energy ball.

North Kai and Bubbles panicked by his words and the energy Broly was showing... despite his small size that child was so strong that they couldn't do anything to prevent the destruction "No please... don't kill us, we are too young to die"

Broly dissipated his energy ball and laughing said "HAHAHA is joke North Kai ... I didn't come here to kill you or to conquer your planet" North Kai who had taken refuge in his house poked his head out the window, relieved by the words of Broly.

"So, what are you doing here?" Asked North Kai, who had come out of hiding.

"Nothing in particular, I had heard you were an eminence in martial arts, but ...

I think they have exaggerated too much" Said Broly from the sky descending slowly to the small planet.

My combat power may not be very big, but I have incredible techniques, for which thousands of people line up to learn them and for me to train them" North Kai said, sticking out his chest.

"Ohhh... really? Can you show them to me?" Broly said casually, without showing excessive interest... but laughing inside.

North Kai laughed proudly, and as he did the important said "Well... I could consider it if you tell me a good joke"

[I expected it ... but we'll see who is the one who laughs]

Broly asked, making himself the surprised "A joke?"

North Kai to answer his question said "That's right, a joke, for example

What's the only dog in the world who cannot bark?

...

…

A Hot Dog!! HEHEHE!!????" Said North Kai laughing while covering his mouth

Broly with a disinterested attitude said "I'm sorry, but I just tell jokes before a broad audience, and they have to be good jokes... I have my demands as a professional"

North Kai felt somewhat outraged, he believed that this child was taking him lightly, he did not believe in his abilities and that's why he did not even want to try ... and of course he had also underestimated his sense of humor "Well if there's no joke, I'm not going to show you my techniques" he said as he turned back to Broly.

"Are you sure?" Broly asked, standing with his back to the angry North Kai

"Yeah, I'm sure?" North Kai said angrily

"For nothing in the world?" Broly asked, with a childish tone

"Yes, for nothing in the world" North Kai said, reaffirming once more

"Ohhh ... It's a shame ... just when I wanted to offer you a gift ..." Broly said once more in a childish tone

"No matter what you promise, my answer will remain the same" North Kai said, crossing his arms and looking at the sky.

"Well it's a pity ... I had heard the rumor that you are a great lover of cars ...

That's why I wanted to give you this latest model... of my Mercedes-Maybach 6 Cabriolet of gold and platinum... it's a great pity... I thought that you would love this model" The moment Broly finished his sentence, a car appeared from nowhere … a car that only can be defined by "a masterpiece", a work of art that no collector could stop looking ...

North Kai who had been listening to everything Broly said, he noticed that something quite big had appeared out of nowhere ... and that his antennae were moving at an alarming rate for some reason...

He turned to see what had appeared... and as soon as he saw what there was ...

He fell in love with that car ... he couldn't believe there could be such a beautiful thing in the galaxy.

And at the same time ... he regretted what he said moments ago

[It's the most beautiful car I've seen in my long life ????...

If the other Kais saw me driving it ... surely they would die of envy

I must get it, even if I have to swallow my words]

North Kai, with an attitude that had undergone a 180-degree change, said as he approached Broly.

"Well ... I think I've been carried away by my emotions ... and it's not right to refuse a gift... maybe ..."

But Broly without letting him finish the sentence "It's a pity you don't want it, it's a unique model ... anyway" Broly said that he created an energy sphere and threw it at the car.

BOOOMMMM!!!

...

Spraying it in a second.

North Kai, realizing what had happened ... he felt as if his soul had broken.

NOOOOOOOOO????????????!!!!

North Kai, with his mouth wide open and with tears in his eyes, approached Broly and, crying with rage, asked him "Why did you do that? It was the most perfect car that has ever existed, it did not deserve such an end"

Broly pretending he did not understand the reason for North Kai's attitude said "You told me you would not accept it ... and I did not need it so I destroyed it.

Did you happen to want it?" Broly asked, making it look like he realized he had done something wrong.

North Kai threw himself on the ground with his legs crying for the loss and answered "Yes ... I loved it very much????"

"A lot?" Broly asked with a slightly malevolent laugh

"Yes, very much, I had never seen a work of art as perfect as that car" Nort Kai said while trying to dry some tears that stopped falling from his eyes

"As much as to teach me your techniques?" Broly asked with a clearly evil laugh

"As much as to sell you my soul if necessary????!" North Kai said, totally desperate, as if he had seen the death of his family.

Broly laughed like the inspector's bad gadget and said "I don't need that much, but here you have it, remember your promise"

Broly snapped his fingers and the landscape destroyed with pieces of scattered car changed radically... the car that seemed destroyed returned to normal ... as majestic as before.

North Kai with a sentimental chaos, in which stupefaction, joy and anger came together ... he turned to Broly and said: "What did you just do? Have you cheated on me all this time? Did not you destroy it? Has it been an illusion?"

Broly, trying to hold back the laugh said "I guess the answer is" Yes" to all HAHAHA! ... Come on, don't get angry like that, I thought you liked jokes"

Norht Kai who hadn't yet recovered from the emotional disorder that Broly had caused him thought

[This child is a bastard ... I almost prefer the Saiyan who destroy planets]

"Come on, don't put on this face, if you show me your techniques the car is all yours" said Broly shaking a key.

[Hehehe, poor thing, he probably thinks that the jokes are over]

North Kai, at Broly's promise ... he regained his spirits, so much that he almost forgot how he had deceived him a few seconds ago...

So grateful and so eager was he to get that car that practically treated him as if he were his best friend. "Okay, if you insist so much, I'll show you ... but first you'll need to pass some tests that ..."

North Kai stopped short his sentence, as Broly again pointed to the car with a ball of energy ... he quickly caught the message. "OK, ok ok ... I've already caught the message, no tests ...

Mother of God, these young people don't have patience"

Broly canceled his attack

North Kai sighed and said "The first technique I'll teach is called Kaio Ken, it's an awesome technique, you'll see ... hmhmhm

It is a technique that multiplies the user's ki, thus increasing their power and speed..." North Kai observed the facial expression of Broly, and saw that he was surprised, which made him be proud of himself and his creation "Impressive right?"

Broly, with a casual attitude said "Yes, it is quite impressive that someone has created a technique so similar to mine"

[The fun starts]

North Kai who was still in his narcissistic world said "True, yes? It is impressive that ...

Hey? What have you said? It is impossible that anyone could have invented" But immediately left his speech since Broly was performing exactly the same technique he had created but had been unable to use, the Kaio Ken.

North Kai's face was as green as a Namekian's ... a child so small had performed one of his two secret techniques as if nothing "This is impossible, it cannot be happening"

But Broly interrupted him "Yes, yes, very interesting ... I already knew it, what's the other?"

North Kai, trying to recover the tranquility thinking about his future new car that that dwarf bastard had promised him ... since he still had an ace up his sleeve he said "Okay, we'll talk later how did you discover that technique, now I'm going to show you one that you cannot possibly know, I call it Spirit Bomb

Spirit Bomb gather huge amounts of energy from all chosen surrounding life forms and inanimate objects to conduct that energy into a massive sphere of astounding destructive power.

What do you tell me about this? Surely you don't know that, right?"

Broly as if he did not want the thing made a simplified version of the spirit bomb in his hand and said "Is it something like this?"

"EHHHHHHHHHH !!!" North Kai was on the verge of a depression...

Broly, faking disappointment said "What a waste of time, I've come here, I've given a car and I haven't learned anything ... I get to know, and I don't come"

North Kai, who looked like a soul in pain, approached Broly barely without energy and asked him as if it were his last will "Please, tell me how you got those techniques, I beg you ..."

Broly trying to retain all the evil inside him answered "The truth is that I had a day in the bathroom, I was defecating, one thing led to the other and I came up with these two techniques

I was a little inspired that day"

With those words North Kai turned completely pale, his antennae fell like leaves in the fall, he was completely petrified, like a corpse during the rigor mortis ... his eyes, despite being covered by a pair of sunglasses was empty, looking at nowhere ...

It seemed as if he had passed out standing ... and tried to commit suicide by holding his breath...

[A Saiyan boy under 10 has gotten a few minutes of being in the bathroom more than me in hundreds of years ... I don't want to continue living ...]

"It's a joke man, these are your techniques, I gathered the 7 Dragon Ball and I wanted among other things the best techniques of the universe ... and the Kaio Ken and the Spirit bomb were some of them, that's why I had come to visit you ... I was just kidding" Said Broly patting North Kai on the back

Once he regained consciousness, the desire to live... and increased the desire to kill that dwarf bastard...

He was surprised by a detail of what Broly had said "Drabon ball? Those on the planet Namek?"

[As I planned, he told me about the planet Namek]

Broly making himself the stranger said "Planet Namek? What do you mean?"