67 Kiss time

"Mmm I didn't know there was someone like that ...

Is he from universe seven? "Vados asked rather surprised as she watched his effeminate brother nod "Wow ... universe seven is full of strange people"

"I didn't know there was such a person in my universe..." Said Shin… the current Supreme Kaioshin of the universe 7 ... who had once again demonstrated how competent he was as a God.

"If someone can know something of what is happening within the 12 universes, surely it is him...

Follow me, I will guide you" Said Whis, showing his back to the whole group.

"At this point I almost don't care... but once we have just spoken against that supposed smarty I want to go to sleep and eat ... I don't care about the order" Said Champa with a face that showed an exhaustion without equal ...

Today he had traveled a lot, annoyed excessively, lost to a minor and used his head like never before in his life... He just wanted to go back to his lazy life.

…

In the center of the universe 7

On the planet of Zuno, a place of medieval Japanese appearance with certain futuristic and fantastic points ... Whis, Vados, Champa, Shin and Kibito appeared in front of the main door of the palace ...

Then a bigheaded extraterrestrial with the appearance of a stereotyped fat traditional Japanese went out to meet them

"Hi surprise guests who hadn't made a reservation in advance

The great Zuno allows you to pass due to your identities and the magnitude of your doubts.

Follow me" Said the semi-cloned lackey of Zuno.

"Wow ... it seems he really knows a lot ...

At least he knows how to treat a god with respect" Said Champa, who was glad to receive this treatment by a stranger after having been disparaged so many times that day

After advancing through the main hall they arrived at where Zuno was waiting for them ... which has the same look as the other stereotyped Japanese aliens...

However, Zuno was bigger, with his head even more disproportionate and was flying into what looked like a kind of ceramic jar

"Wow ... that bighead is Zuno?!" Champa said loudly, not caring in the least about the manners

But without bothering in the least, one of his minions asked "So, you've got a question?"

"Yes, of course" Whis said with a blissful tone

"Alright then, you can start by handing over your present" Said the minion who had asked the question previously, pointing to Zuno

"What? Present?!" Champa shouted as usual, but this time speaking for all, since none of them knew that they should give himself some kind of gift ... except...

SMOOCH ????... Whis kissed Zuno on the cheek

"WHAT!!!!" Everyone froze upon see what had happened...

This was a development that neither expected at all ...

This was absurd!

Although Vados had other additional thoughts apart from the others

[As I suspected, my little brother hits from the other side]

But among that fuss "...

Since you are a man, you only get one question "Said Zuno looking at Whis

"Okei" Whis answered happy for having gotten his question

"You're not expecting me to do that right?!" Champa shouted angrily and embarrassed ... He clearly refused to participate in something like this

"Well, if you want them to answer your question ... you should give them something in return" Whis answered seriously, watching carefully in case Champa did something stupid ... they couldn't risk Zuno being hurt or something worse... at least before he answers the questions

Champa took the hint of Whis, as well by the look of Vados ... so he shouldn't do anything violent here. "Even so, I refuse ...

Broly is from the universe 7 and we are in Universe 7, so it is the problem of the universe 7 ... so ... give you the kisses!" He said pointing to Shin and Kibito, who felt cornered between the sword and the wall ...

"What we do Shin?" Kibito asked very depressed and embarrassed by the situation ... today he had already been kidnapped... and now this...

"It seems we have no choice Kibito ... we have to do this for our Universe ... it's our work as Gods" Shin said trying to believe his own words, and at the same time make something useful for the millions of years he was scratching his belly.

"I didn't aim to be a god to give kisses to overweight mortals" Kibito said through tears of lamentation and embarrassment as they advanced towards Zuno to kiss him on the cheek

SMOOCH

SMOOCH

"...

Since you two are a man, you only get one question each one "Said Zuno, who said it as if he was even doing them a favor by granting them a question.

I am the Supreme Kai of this universe...

Doesn't anyone remember this today?] Shin thought, feeling as useless and humiliated as in Majin Buu's attack.

"Well, I'll start with the first question

Could you tell us if this truth machine was manipulated in any way?" Whis asked, showing the truth machine that Porunga had created.

"No.

This truth machine created from a desire to the Dragon Balls of the planet Namek of the universe 6 that was used less than an hour ago hasn't been manipulated until now "Zuno replied without changing his expression

BOOOOOOMMMM !!

That answer fell like a nuclear bomb on the unprotected brain of the five deities, who couldn't believe that Broly had been completely sincere

"One moment...

Are you saying that Broly didn't lie to us at any time?!" Kibito and Champa shouted at the same moment ... unlike the rest, both believed fervently that Broly had used some kind of trick to manipulate the machine and that coming here Zuno would affirm it… but to his surprise, it has been the opposite

"That is correct" Zuno replied with the same deadpan tone as before.

"Well then ... that was your only question...

The one with the mohican hairstyle can proceed to ask his question" The minion said to Kibito while Zuno approached that rest to remove a snot from his nose

"EHHHHHHHH?!!" Shouted with the mouth wide open Champa and Shin, who looked at Kibito as if he were the biggest idiot on the universe.

"WHAAAAAAA?!

TH… THAT WASN'T" Said Kibito, who felt so outraged, stupid and ashamed of himself that he could hardly say a word ... he had spent his valuable question in a stupid way like this ...

"Wait a minute…

Kibito didn't ask that question for you to answer it ... it was a rhetorical question that didn't have to be answered by anyone.

Is it possible that you could return his question?" Shin said trying to solve the misunderstanding so they could have one more a question… If not, many doubts about time irregularities would remain unresolved.

"No, It cannot be" Zuno replied, throwing the snot to the ground

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kibito and Shin shouted at the same time, as if they were two idiots who had mistakenly burned the winning ticket of the lottery ... for the second time… that day

Meanwhile Vados, Whis and Champa looked at the two gods of the universe 7 with stupefaction ... they couldn't believe that something like this could happen ... twice in a row... in less than a minute

YOU ARE THE MOST FUCKING INCOMPETENTS SUBNORMALS STUPIDS IDIOTS IN THE HISTORY!!!!!

HOW DID YOU BECOM THE SUPREME KAIOSHIN?!!

IN THE UNIVERSE SEVEN IS CHOOSED BY LOT?!!!

OR IS THAT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE LEFT TO BE CHOSEN?!!" Champa shouted like a hysteric spreading his thirst for blood throughout the planet ... so powerful thirst for blood that practically solidified ... although this time with all the reason in the world

"Well ... in my case, yes ... everyone else was killed by Buu…" Shin muttered very ashamed of himself, not daring to look at Champa

"Well ... that was your last question

Does the woman and that gentleman who accompanies her have any questions?" Zuno's minion asked once more…treating Champa with special respect

"Damn ... Damn ... how can you be so useless !?" Champa shouted, which was unconsciously shedding Hakai from all the pores of his body ... but before committing a barbarity

"Anyway, there's no other way ... I'll have to sacrifice myself for the group" Said Vados, who broke away from Champa and walked towards Zuno without too much haste to do exactly the same as her brother

SMOOCH ????

Then Zuno with a very red face said "Since you are a very beautiful young looking woman, strong, intelligent and with good attitude... You get 7 questions"

"Ufffffffffff!" Everyone present blew in relief, including Whis ... it would be pathetic to leave empty-handed with so many people...

"That's my big sister!" Whis said cheering with a smile while Champa calmed down

"Well ... let's continue where we left off

Do you know who created the second alternative timeline? "Asked Vados immediately, she didn't want any more surprises or unnecessary mistakes… like those of so little ago.

"The events of the future are diffuse at this time due to a strange time blockage, but the fact that I still don't have information about the creation of this new time ring means that the trip to the past hasn't happened yet….

That the person who will create that trip to the past hasn't been born yet and that the past that he aims to reach is in our future…

But that for some reason this timeline has been irremediably linked to our timeline" Zuno said with great seriousness, since it was a question that even he didn't have the exact answer.

"Well ... well, then it's a crime that we cannot take care to yet ...

Perfect one less thing to do" Said Champa with a lot of relief ... the last thing he wanted to do now was to persecute the real culprit after everything that had happened...

"Yeah ... I guess" Said Shin and Kibito, who were still ashamed of themselves

"That was your first question, you may proceed whit your remaining six" Said the minion one more time

"Okay

Why the Broly of our timeline is so different from the other alternative timelines If Broly hasn't been the one who made the time travel?" Asked Vados once again without losing a second