Chapter 189

Aoki assigned the task of death to the crow. When he is away, he must protect the flowers all his life. The crow readily agreed and said that although the landlady was a little fierce, she would never allow any evil forces to hurt her for the sake of sauce elbow.

Lifelong flower doesn't quite understand why she needs to be protected and how a crow protects her. However, after getting along with Aoki for a long time, she naturally has a sense of trust and is more and more accustomed to many incredible things embodied in him.

As a result, a noisy crow followed the flowers in and out all their life, even sleeping and going to the bathroom.

Sometimes she was so annoyed that she couldn't stand it. Especially when taking a bath, crows had to come in and talk. She scolded: "you're a male crow, and you have to follow a woman when taking a bath. You can't die! Do you want a face!"

The crow was rushed outside and croaked disdainfully at the bathroom door: "is it a woman's croaking with such a small chest?"

I heard something smashing on the bathroom door and falling to the ground. At the same time, there was the scolding voice of the landlady: "you want to die! Believe it or not, I'll take you to the pet store to castrate tomorrow!"

The coal boss was so frightened that he flapped his wings and flew back to the living room. Suddenly he remembered the task given to him by Aoki, so he flew back and stood at the bathroom door yawning: "I'm wrong. I shouldn't say you have small breasts. You don't have breasts! Quack, quack..."

The bathroom door snapped open, and the lifelong flowers around the bath towel rushed out to pull the crow's hair. The crow croaked and fled to the living room, flew to the top of the chandelier and said to the angry lifelong flower, "well, Ruhua, flat chest doesn't blame you. The boss doesn't dislike it. What are you afraid of!"

All his life, he was trembling with anger. He pointed to the ceiling and said, "eat cat food tonight!"

"Oh!" the crow quickly flew down and jumped in front of the lifelong flower to please, "beautiful landlady, beautiful as a flower..." when he saw that the lifelong flower was going to hit it, he screamed, "you can hit me, don't pull my hair!"

After chattering and flattering, the coal boss finally ate sauce elbow again.

"Hate cat food! Hate cats!" the crow shouted with one foot on the bone of the sauce elbow and one foot raised high.

After dinner, the coal boss and the lifelong flower lie on the sofa and watch TV. TV is playing an entertainment program. One day, the group girls in South Korea are dancing on the stage. The coal boss is also excited to twist around on the sofa and sing his own crow rap:

Quack

Your long leg swing dance step

Eyes ignited the temperature of the stage

Little man twisted his waist around

Rotate more than 720 degrees

Quack

Don't tell me you know martial arts

That would make me afraid. I'd rather be alone

You hold your chest and hips high, and your curve is exquisite

But it hides the infinite horror of the devil

Quack

Don't tell me you know martial arts

I want to get close to you, but I can't find my way

Are you fairy sister

Teach me Lingbo micro step

When I learn, I will go to the vulture palace to eat wind and drink dew with you

Quack

Quack

I want to rush to this stage and dance with you

You hid in the artificial fog

All the women on the stage are walking in the same footsteps as you

The same straight eyebrow, the same awl face

The same bridge of the nose looks cool

I know you're not learning martial arts

That is the unique and invincible face changing skill of the Bangzi family

Quack

Not martial arts

Quack

That's surgery

Quack

What a painful understanding

You bitch

Quack

Not martial arts

Quack

That's surgery

Quack

Bitch

Quack

vomit

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All her life, she loved her sofa and said, "keep your claws. You've scratched the sofa skin!"

The coal boss put away his claws, shook his head and sang: "vomit... Quack... Operation..."

The whole life flower was really upset. She turned off the TV and said, "if you want to vomit, go to the bathroom and don't vomit on my sofa."

The coal boss stopped, shook his feathers, suddenly looked at the lifelong flower and said seriously, "landlady, give me a suggestion."

It's rare for a flower to see a crow seriously in her life. Thinking that it really has something serious, she asked, "what advice? Don't talk about eating. What I do, you eat."

"No, no!" said the crow solemnly, "do you have any plans to go to Korea recently?"

Lifelong Huaqi said, "what are you doing in Korea?"

The crow said, "although the boss doesn't say it, a man always likes big ones. Quack, what can you do if you don't make it bigger? If it's not big, you can only be small..."

It took me a long time to understand. I picked up a magazine next to me and photographed it: "I beat you to death, only a dead crow!"

The crow hid aside and cried wrongfully, "I'm thinking of you. I'm afraid you'll change from the main palace to the second room!"

The flower chased the crow all his life. The crow ran away in the room and shouted: "those two women are older than you... Although you have personality... If I want to choose... Quack... I also choose you... Quack... But the boss is a man... Quack... It's hard to say... Quack..."

Later, the flowers could not be chased, and the crows could not run. One person and one bird lay on the floor, panting.

All her life, Hua gasped and scolded: "dead... Dead crow... You... Are tired of eating sauce elbows!"

The crow gasped and said, "I'm... Also for you."

Lifelong flower said, "I want you to worry about my things!"

The crow said, "I don't worry about your man being abducted and run away. Do you think he only has police flowers and stewardess? Quack, in that cave in southern Yunnan, he almost talked to the woman named cuckoo..."

Spend your whole life disdaining to say, "brag, you didn't go to southern Yunnan." suddenly think of something and don't think it's right, "do you know anything?"

"Quack..." the crow suddenly remembered that Aoki was its master and shut up.

The lifelong flower roared, "who is the cuckoo?"

The crow held his proud head high and straightened himself in a posture of looking at death like death without saying anything. It looked like a righteous bird who did everything for his friends.

Lifetime flower took two pots and put them in front of the crow with a bang: "sauce elbow, cat food, choose yourself!"

The crow said, "do you think I will betray my master? Quack!" it slowly turned around, squinted and looked disdainfully at the two pots of food on the ground, "cuckoo? Let me think..."

Crows began to chirp a story about women, Japanese devils and Aoki. Lifeflower heard that she took away the two pots on the ground and scolded, "dead crow, make up a story and tease me!"

"Quack, what I said is true!" the crow called after the heel of the lifelong flower, "it's true! Quack, my elbow, my elbow..."

At this time, lifeflower suddenly received a call from Lao Wang and said she wanted to talk to her. Lifelong flower said yes, let him come to the store tomorrow. Lao Wang said he would meet right now. The lifelong flower asked him where he was. He said it was in a teahouse in the south of the city and Aunt Zhang was there.

The lifelong flower made Lao Wang send a positioning, so he was ready to drive there. The crow followed her closely according to the task given by Aoki.

Lifelong flower said, "Why are you following me? Go back to the house."

The crow said firmly, "for your safety, I must go with you."

Lifelong flower said, "you heard that the refreshments in that teahouse are good!"