Mr. Wang, who lives in Chaoyang District, is 40 and 8 years old this year. Now he is unemployed.
At the beginning of last month, Lao Wang's wife asked Xiong blind man in Nanshan to make a divination for him, saying: Comrade Lao Wang, we will encounter peach blossom robbery in this year's December.
It's said that the man who is not big except for the thing under the crotch and who has no music all over his body is going to take the peach blossom robbery... This makes Lao Wang's wife feel very upset.
Since then, Lao Wang has fallen into a false accusation of "flower heart".
It is said that women are like tigers. In fact, no matter they are ugly or handsome, they will become tigers only when they are jealous.
Lao Wang's daughter-in-law is now a tiger.
Just like me, it's good to marry a daughter-in-law. Where can there be a peach blossom robbery? What's more, I'm down to this point now, where else can I be miserable... Lao Wang is very tired of his wife's strict supervision, but the perennial "tracheitis" makes him not dare to resist like a man, so he can only squat at home every day according to his wife's instructions and never go anywhere.
Although the cultural level of Lao Wang is not so good, he also knows the difference between peach blossom luck and peach blossom robbery.
The so-called "peach blossom luck" refers to someone's luck as the information of peach blossom. The opposite sex has a good relationship. People are romantic and charming, which fascinates the opposite sex.
But what about peach blossom robbery? But it refers to a dispute or disaster due to feelings... As for what disaster it will be, it's a big one. Anyway, peach blossom disaster is very bad.
Although he didn't believe the words of the blind bear, he stayed at home every day with the idea of trusting rather than trusting, for fear of causing any disaster.
However, this man, staying at home for one or two days, is OK.
If time goes on, he will be upset.
This does not, tonight drank two cups of small wine big old Wang, after waiting for the wife child to enter the dream, finally could not help that lonely heart, then secretly slipped out of the house.
Don't look at Old Wang sneaking out, but he doesn't plan to go to those places where the grass grows and the warbler flies. He just goes along the road and gets away in the middle of the night.
Well, the outside world is better. At least there is no vinegar in the air
Big old Wang along Chaoyang Road, is slowly strolling, big feeling, a black off-road vehicle rubbed his body past.
Damn, if this person is unlucky, if you don't provoke others, others will also provoke you! Such a wide road, you don't drive in the middle of the road, why stick to the roadside?
Looking at the tail light of the off-road vehicle driving past, Lao Wang frowned and muttered in his heart.
The off-road vehicle that surpasses Lao Wang stops just after he mumbles this sentence in his heart.
Big old Wang a Leng, also stop a pace, a pair of white much black little big bead son stares at that car.
Stop the SUV, slowly down the window.
By the light of the street lamp, Lao Wang saw a beautiful face that he could only see in the painting, and appeared behind the falling window.
This girl is really beautiful... After big old Wang swallowed the foam, he quickly walked forward two steps. He thought that the girl stopped the car and probably asked him about the road or something. Otherwise, with other people's appearance, could she have some feelings with him?
However, when that beautiful girl made the next move and said a word, Lao Wang almost fell to the ground.
The girl with a delicate face, after Lao Wang passed by, unexpectedly took out a thick stack of 100 yuan bills and threw them in his arms. In her voice, she said with infinite provocative spring: "Hey, handsome man, are you interested in spending a good night with me? As long as you promise, the money will be yours, and you can leave tomorrow morning with nothing to worry about. "
Strange things happen every year, especially this year.
According to his wealth and appearance, not to mention the word "handsome guy", even if he took 500 yuan to go to those "fireworks places", I'm afraid those third rate "pheasants" would have to frown and split their legs... But it was such a poor man that he met a girl like the fairy in the picture, who not only threw him tens of thousands of RMB, And invited him to spend the night together!
I grass, do you mean that the world will really perish on December 21 this year? Otherwise, such a beautiful girl, why come out in the middle of the night in such a hurry to find a man?
Big old Wang hands holding the money, silly looking at the girl sitting in the car, murmured: "you, what do you say?"
"I said, you go to bed with me tonight, and the money is yours."
The girl with a pair of peach blossom big eyes, slightly raised her snow-white chin, and her voice was as greasy as death: "besides, I promise I won't destroy your family afterwards, OK?"
It's OK to destroy my family... Big old Wang Gudeng swallowed and spit. He felt that his state of mind suddenly accelerated and asked foolishly, "you, you give me this money, just let me sleep with you?"
"Yes, it's like a couple sleeping like that."