Murong thought brother Chu was worried about her safety, so she said excitedly, "chuyang, you are so kind to me! Don't worry. I'll be fine. They don't dare to do anything to me. On the contrary, it's you. It's safer to follow me. I can protect you! "
"Just like you, you still want to protect me? Fortunately, there is not much wind on the mountain at this time. " Someone in Chu rolled his eyes and pressed his pace forward: "Chai Murong, let me tell you a joke.
It's a story about leather shoes. "
After hearing this, Chai Murong, who was worried about his cousin's safety, frowned and pushed his ass, and said anxiously, "when is it all time? Are you still in the mood to tell me a joke? Can you go quickly, so slowly, you get out of the way, let me go
Chu Yangcai didn't care. When he was watching and listening to the movement around him, he opened his arms and blocked the narrow path. At the beginning, he said: "it's about a guy who just bought a pair of brand-name shoes in an office full of beautiful women. He can always accurately guess what color underwear a female colleague in a skirt is wearing, and he has a hundred hits, It's very exciting
It was difficult for his colleagues to understand, so someone asked him, "what's the matter?"
"I won't listen. I won't listen. How can your dog spit out ivory?" Chai Murong shook his head with his hands covering his ears. He didn't listen to what he said, but his fingers didn't close together. Moreover, she guessed vaguely: this boy suddenly told me this kind of joke at this time, which may be a way for him to relax his pressure when he was about to face the danger he didn't know.
Chu Yangcai didn't care whether Chai Murong would listen or not. Anyway, he wanted to tell this story now: "when that man heard his colleagues ask him like this, he was very proud to say that his fate can't be revealed. However, his female colleague was very strange after hearing about it. After thinking about it for a long time, she didn't figure out how he knew what color underwear she was wearing. So he changed a red underwear when he went to work the next day. But at noon, her male colleague immediately told others that she was wearing red underwear. After hearing this, the woman was even more puzzled, so she changed her black underwear on the third day, but at noon, people in the office would know the color of her underwear again. "
Since Chai Murong understood the meaning of Chu Yang's story telling, he was not in a hurry to surpass him. He just whispered: "you know some dirty stories like this."
After looking up at the waist of the mountain, Chu Yang wiped his nose and continued: "in this way, the woman was shocked and even more puzzled. She thought that her male colleague might have the function of clairvoyance, so she made a bet with him regardless of reserve, saying that as long as he could guess what color underwear she was wearing tomorrow, she would be his girlfriend in the future, Naturally, the man was willing to answer. So, the next day after the bet, the woman was so fierce that she didn't wear any underpants, so she came to work naked and dressed in a skirt. "
After hearing this, Murong's face was cut with disdain: "cut, hooligan... Did he guess what color underwear this woman was wearing?"
Chu Yang stopped and turned around. He looked down at Chai Murong with an obscene smile: "the day after the bet, the woman walked up to the man and asked him," what color underwear do I wear today? If you guess right, I'll be your girlfriend in the future! "
When Chu Yang finished, he turned and climbed up the mountain.
Chai Murong, who was closely behind him, waited for a moment and saw that the boy didn't tell the next story at all. Although he knew that the end of the story might be colorful, the woman's curiosity still made her pretend to be reserved for a while, and then she asked in a low voice: "what happened later?"
Chu raised his head and asked, "what happened later?"
"You..." Chai Murong patted his mouth and saw Shang Lige looking around, so he asked in a low voice: "what happened to your shoe story. Didn't you just say that the female colleague didn't wear underwear and asked the man to guess? "
Chu Yang a face surprised turn round, the eye bead son stares very big ask: "do you really want to hear?"
"Bullshit, I didn't want to hear it, but you rascal have to tell me. I'm very interested in listening to the story, but you're playing the game again. It can be seen that you're not a very good person Chai Murong stretched out his hand to pull down a piece of grass and smoked on Chu Yang: "tell me quickly, what happened later!"
Chu saw that success aroused Chai Murong's interest, and he laughed two times: "after hearing the female colleague ask what color of underwear she was wearing today, the man stretched out his foot, stepped his shoes on the floor not far below the female colleague's skirt, and stared at his shiny shoe upper. Just as he wanted to say something, he suddenly exclaimed," I grass, What the hell is that
Shoes? I've only been wearing it for more than a week. How can there be a sudden crack on the vamp? "
After chuyang finished, he shrugged his shoulders and laughed a few times, then turned and climbed up again.
Chai Murong some puzzled asked: "continue to say."
"Say what?"
"The story of leather shoes, you just said that after the man put his shoes on the floor under the skirt of his female colleague, why did he find a crack in his shoes? Ah, I know... "Chai Murong repeated this sentence for some inexplicable reason, and then he was stunned and flushed. He raised his hand to Chu Yang and beat him:" Chu Yang, you are a real hooligan. You should say such a dirty thing to me, I bah! "
Chu Yang grabbed Chai Murong's hand with a sly smile and said: "Hey, people with pure thoughts can't understand the essence of this story, but you know it all at once. Do you still have the face to say that you are pure? Come on, come on. I'm telling this joke to remind you that when you go up stairs or mountains in a skirt, you should never walk in front of a man. That way, even if people don't wear new shoes, they can easily see something they shouldn't see. "
"Go away, you go away for me!" The blushing Chai Murong pulled back his right hand and involuntarily covered his skirt.
"Really, really, stop it. It's good to relax once in a while. Jiuer, take care of her. Don't worry about anything else. " Chu Yang said with a straight face, then turned around and slightly lowered himself, just like a civet cat running up the mountain.
"This asshole, you know there's no right type." When Chai Murong scolds in a low voice, Shang Lige catches up from behind and walks with her side by side.
Because Chu Yang told the joke just now, Chai Murong's pretty face is still scarlet. In order to cover up this abnormal situation, she asked Shang Lige: "Hey, I said Shang Lige, why didn't Chu Yang call his abnormal master?"
Shang Lige coldly replied: "if Chu Yang bothers Hu Mie Tang again, he must owe others a favor for your business. Hum, in that case, if ye Chuqing takes the opportunity to declare to Chu Yang again, do you dare to say that you have to agree to keep Hu Mie Tang? "
"What's so terrible about him? "It's just a beautiful and ugly human demon..." although Chai Murong said this, he could not help shivering at the thought of Hu Mie Tang's monstrous appearance. Then he heard a voice in the distance above his head: "second sister! Second sister
"Yueran!" Chai Murong raised his head and saw a man standing in the distance on the upper right. It was Chai Yueran who was expected by her and Chai wantonly.
After seeing Chai Yueran standing here safe and sound, Chai Murong no longer cares about wearing a skirt to climb up, which will let the people behind see the scenery under the skirt. His voice cries out his cousin's name with crying voice. With the help of Shang Lige, he runs there as fast as he can.
When Chai Murong ran to Chai Yueran, the latter also ran down, and soon they met under a tree.
Looking at Chai Yueran, whose face is not good-looking, Chai Murong's tears can no longer stop pouring down. He put his cousin in his arms and cried: "God, God, what kind of evil has my Chai family done? Why do you punish us like this?"
The Chai family, who once made a great impact in China, has collapsed rapidly in just a few days since Chai Murong fell into the water from germinating island.
With the death of the Chai family, not only the Chai family was attacked in the two battlefields of government and business, but also Lin Jingxian and Chai Yueran were kidnapped one after another... All these are the result of the joint "deduction" of Chu Yang and Chai Qingtian. It's no wonder Chai Murong or Chai family hate them.
Now, after seeing Chai Yueran, the second kidnapped member of the Chai family, standing here safe and sound, sister Rao Murong has always had a great general demeanor, but she can't help holding him in her arms.
Just as the Chai brothers and sisters were weeping, Shang Lige stood by and looked at them.
Since coming up, she hasn't seen Chu Yang and wants to go to him, but she thinks of his request to protect Chai Murong, so she has to be patient and watch the brothers and sisters cry.
Finally, when Chai Murong felt that there were still many things more important than weeping and wiped away his tears, Shang Lige immediately asked Chai Yueran, "where's Chu Yang
Chai Yueran raised his sleeve and wiped his nose. He looked at Shang Lige with fear in his eyes and murmured, "Chu Yang, he's gone to the cave over there."
Shang Lige frowned and asked in a cold voice, "cave? What cave? How does he know there's a cave over there? "
Chai Yueran replied: "my brother asked me to tell him. Just now he asked me where I was kidnapped, so I told him..."
Without waiting for Chai Yueran to finish, Shang Lige slipped to him with his feet wrong, raised his hand and grabbed him by the skirt, and asked harshly, "what, your brother asked you to tell him? Chai Fangsi, why did he ask you to tell Chu Yang about this? "
Chai Yueran, startled by Shang Lige's sudden action, shrunk his neck subconsciously and said blankly: "brother, brother is gone. How can I know why he asked me to tell Chu Yang these things? "