Chapter 1452

As the saying goes: a scholar can be killed, not humiliated.

The word "Shi" here generally refers to a man, which means that a man can die with his chest held high, but he will never be humiliated.

But Zeus, a woman, also had the backbone of a scholar. After she was taken advantage of by someone in Chu, she was satirized by his words, and immediately jumped up in exasperation. Just when she wanted to jump up and die with him, she felt soft under her feet. She shook her body and fell into the river with a scream.

"You'd better be honest with me and learn to be reasonable. Don't be reckless with men, and don't bite LV Dongbin. You don't know good people!"

Just when King Zeus fell into the river, the gloating Chu couldn't watch her fall into the water, so he grabbed her by the back hand, pulled her in his arms, and then quickly released his hand: it would be too uneconomic to take advantage of the current rescue (Huang Dongdong and Kawashima Fangzi).

"Are you, are you a good man?"

The king of Zeus sat on the big stone again with his body shaking. Although her eyes were still full of anger, she did not start again.

It seems that she is also very clear that it is not a wise choice to fight with someone in Chu now.

"Do you think I'm a good man?"

From his pocket, he took out a cigarette wrapped in a plastic bag and lit it on his mouth. Chuyang sat opposite Zeus king, exhaled a mouthful of smoke and said, "if I were not a good man, I would not have saved you just now, and would not have warned you in advance. This is a fact that does not need sophistry, right?"

To Chu someone's words, Zeus King silk has no feeling: "hum, you do that just in case I die, no one will take you to Mount Olympus."

Chu Yang also snorted coldly: "hum, even without you, I can get into Olympus! Don't look at this broken place. It's amazing in your eyes, but it's nothing in Laozi's eyes. According to Lao Tzu's ability, I dare not say it, but Lao Tzu... "

King Zeus's chest stood up, and his angry eyes interrupted chuyang's words: "who are you with?"

"Come on, if you don't want me to be your Lao Tzu, I won't do it well. Oh, don't be so manipulative. Don't you know that men and women don't give and receive

Seeing that King Zeus was about to start again, Chu Yang quickly moved back a few times with his buttocks, shook his hands and said, "well, I won't make fun of you who don't have humor cells, so that you won't turn your face again. That's too boring. You'd better close your eyes and have a rest. You'll have to climb the cliff later. "

After listening to Chu Yang talking about business, King Zeus no longer bothered him, but asked, "what time is it now?"

Chu Yang raised his left hand and looked at his watch: "it's 11:47 in the middle of the night. All the people on it should be sleeping. It's just the best time to climb up."

But Zeus shook his head and said, "it's too early to go."

Chu Yang said strangely, "are all the people on Olympus night owls? They have to go to bed in the early morning every day?"

"We people live in the underground city all the year round. Influenced by day and night, our biological clock has been in disorder for a long time, forming our own set of time rules. When we are on the mountain at this time, it is equivalent to about seven o'clock outside."

Zeus king said, slowly closed his eyes, said: "the people above the lowest vigilance, is around three o'clock in the morning."

"Three in the morning? So late. "

Chu Yang frowned: "if you say this, there are still more than three hours. Why don't you say it earlier, so that we don't come here so early, and we don't dare to light the fire because we are wet?"

Zeus King light answer: "if we don't come before 12 o'clock, the difficulty will increase."

"What's the difficulty? Is it not until after 12 o'clock that the whirlpool will disappear automatically? " Chu Yang curled his lips, a face of sarcasm.

King Zeus didn't pay any attention to him. Instead, he folded his legs, put his hands on his knees, and pinched his thumb and index finger together. It was like yoga, but it was not exactly the same. Anyway, it made chuyang feel very twisted, so he said: "what's your posture? It looks like I'm going to catch a toad

"Hey, are you catching a toad?"

"What's the matter, donkey hair in my ear?"

"Grass, don't like to talk, when I'm willing to grind my teeth with you here?"

After a half day's talking, someone in Chu also felt bored, so he closed his mouth and looked at King Zeus with wide eyes.

No matter what someone in Chu said, the king of Zeus ignored him and still kept this posture, as if the old monk had settled down. With little effort, there was a faint heat rising above his head.

"I am, is this the legendary internal skill?"

Someone in Chu looked at the heat rising from King Zeus's head with wide eyes. He felt really incredible. So he made a decision with both hands, folded his legs, and sat like this for five or six minutes. He didn't feel any heat coming out of him. On the contrary, he was blown by the night wind and was frozen into goose bumps. He was very depressed.

I don't know what happened to her... Chu Yang wanted to ask people how they did it, but then he thought about it, but he closed his mouth again: what's the use of you? Anyway, as long as you don't sweat now, you're my loser... Oh, I have to stay away from this woman to avoid fainting again.

After smelling the fragrance from King Zeus, Chu Yang quickly got up from the ground, went to her upper air outlet, and began to wonder if he would take this opportunity to kill her.

Alas, men are always easier to change their mind than women at certain times. What's the matter?

Chu Yang stood at the top of the wind of King Zeus and looked up at the cliff that seemed to rise into the clouds. He was thinking about what would happen after twelve o'clock. When he was a child, he saw a sudden light in the sky, like a sudden lightning on his head. He closed his eyes and trembled subconsciously. When he opened his eyes again, he understood what king Zeus had just said.

It turns out that the light just now is not lightning at all, but the strong lights installed in the open-air entrance of the underground city: at least a dozen strong lights will light up at 12 o'clock sharp, and the river on this side of the Grand Canyon will shine as bright as day, let alone someone will be found crossing the river at this time. Even if there is a garbage bag floating on the water, you can see it at a glance.

"It turns out that every time it's 12 o'clock, there will be lights patrolling here. No wonder she insists on crossing the river in the first half of the night."

Chu someone looked at the shining river, suddenly felt that King Zeus was not very annoying, at least with her can avoid some unnecessary trouble.

……

Looking at the river rolling West, Chu Yang sat on the top of the big stone, holding his cheek in his right hand, like a lady, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The king Zeus, whose head heat gradually dissipated, gently exhaled a long breath and slowly opened his eyes.

Her clothes, now completely dry, should be very comfortable compared with the wet Chu, otherwise she would not look at him with a smile in her eyes.

After hearing King Zeus exhale, Chu Yang turned to her and said with a smile, "listen to your accent, it's not like a local."

The king Zeus, who was cleaning up the folds of his clothes, frowned and asked, "what's the meaning of this sentence?"

Someone in Chu said with a sly smile, "Hey, it's just a joke. Do you want to listen to it?"

King Zeus sneered: "hum, can you tell a joke of high level just like you?"

Chuyang chuchichichichichichih said: "cut, you don't want to listen to pull, just I don't want to tell you."

It's no secret that a woman's greatest characteristic is her strong curiosity: if someone cries and shouts to tell her something, she doesn't necessarily like to hear it, but when people don't want to say it, she will definitely ask people, and have to let them say it, just like King Zeus.

Seeing that Chu Yang really closed his mouth and didn't speak, the itchy king of Zeus shrugged his shoulders and said, "anyway, it's still early at three o'clock. Sitting here is also sitting, and there's nothing else to do. Let's hear it."

Chu turned his head and said with a blank face, "what do you want me to say?"

The nose of King Zeus was almost distorted by this guy's pretending to be stupid. He raised his finger to him and said, "didn't you just say a mindless word to me after you heard me breathe out, and also said it was a joke?"

Chu Yang nodded: "yes, I did say that, but you just said that I can't tell elegant jokes, so I won't tell them."

King Zeus immediately said, "but now I want to hear it again."

A glimmer of light, in the eyes of someone in Chu, flashed: "do you really want to hear?"

King Zeus didn't want to talk to him any more. He just nodded.

Chu Yang immediately came to the spirit: "OK, it doesn't matter if you ask me to tell a joke, but after listening to it, you can't have any opinions on me, because this joke is also told to me by others!"

The king of Zeus waved his hand impatiently: "how can you be so fussy? If you want to say it, say it, don't pull it down!"

"It's not a good thing for a woman to be so anxious."

Someone in Chu murmured and coughed, "cough! I'm going to start. If you speak well, please clap! "

"Say it

Chu Yang cleared his throat first, and then said, "it is said that there are two strangers who go to a company to do business, and they get into the elevator together. There are only two of them in the elevator. When the elevator is running upward, one of them has a bad stomach and farts. "

Peeping at the dazed King Zeus, someone in Chu said solemnly: "in this way, both of them are very embarrassed, but they don't know what to say. After all, it's not so easy to control shit and farting. But how to solve everyone's embarrassment? They are both civilized people, so naturally they won't say dirty words. So the man with his nose covered said to the Farter, "ha ha, man, it's not like you're a local."

After chuyang finished, he couldn't help laughing.

While laughing, he made preparations for Zeus' coming.