The result was…… desperate.
“Fingerprint recognition shit! ”
Jungdown fell down in front of the ‘black’ liquid crystal and was frustrated.
“I don't know the pattern! ”
Nothing was ever easy.
T ransl a t e d by jpmtl .c o m I melted a barrel of gold rings and charged my phone, but the answer came back.
“ ……. ”
Ah, what a world of security!
It was so hard to open someone else's phone.
T rans l at e d b y Jp mt l.co m Eventually, B, B, I entered the pattern in an orderly order and was blocked to the pattern.
The rabbit who was watching put out his tongue.
[That's not funny. Somehow harder than attacking a dungeon.]
The admirer asked the alpha, "I'm sick of it."
“Alpha, can't you solve this? ”
“A curse? Not that much. ”
[You just blew off one lousy gold ring after all, chuckle.]
The rabbit was already ready to be teased.
“No. There's got to be one phone that's unlocked. ”
There was so much gold to play with anyway, and it was a smartphone on the floor.
Jungdown picked up another smartphone and said hopefully.
“Alpha! Let's do it until we get there! ”
Tr ansla ted by jp mtl.c om Flash!
Another gold ring is missing.
But the lock screen continues.
“Shit. Again! ”
Flash!
“Again! Again! ”
Flash, flash, flash!
“No, what's with all the security!? ”
[Herodies! It's a festival! Eww! Ewheeheehee!]
It's been a long time since I saw a bunny in trouble, so I danced in the clod.
[You said the efficiency was bad, but it was real! Chuckle!]
T rans la t ed b y jpm t l.c om What other luxurious value could there be?
In fact, it's ridiculous to melt gold and charge your phone battery, but you can't even see the start screen…….
By this time, I'll be able to come.
“I really want to open it somehow! ”
Flash, flash, flash! Flash!
Jungdown continued to consume gold with almost a disgrace to gambling addicts.
The easiest way to earn money is to get out.
[Chuckles. I wish someone had seen this before. Heeheeheehee!]
I did. The real reason why rabbits laugh their asses off on the floor.
In fact, it was not a downturn to be disappointed.
All of his lifelong scraps were melting like cotton candy by the height of an electric box.
"Please stop it! Stop him! ’
It sounded like a rabbit.
First, the person who went to heaven tore his clothes, burst his heart, and begged me to stop him.
[But what is this obsession? Does this help in combat?]
“Yes!” T ransl ate d by Jpm tl.co m
The rabbit's eyes widen in his confident words.
[It really helps?]
“Yes, absolutely. I'm going to use it to fight, no matter how unfair I am. ”
At the beginning of a failed march, he just listens to music and loses his mind.
Now I was ready to throw my smartphone at the monsters.
With battery-powered phones, of course.
It was then.
“Okay, how about this! ”
Hyodophone was in the hands of Jung, smiling cheerfully.
Paaaaaah!
Success at last!
A beautiful logo of Hyodophone appeared on the liquid crystal and a bright start screen appeared without a lock screen.
“Nietzsche! It's open! Thank you, sir! ”
Thank the owner of the phone who doesn't know who it is, and pass the screen around.
“Oh?”
I guess the owner of the phone was a homemaker who became a mother.
The photo tray contained some family pictures of the flower background, and the app seemed to have been laid out by the children instead.
But those apps... were for 9 typical housewives.
[Honey tip encyclopedia]
[Common Sense Helper]
……
It gave me goose bumps.
“Aah! Oh, my God! ”
When I almost made the golem for the first time, I was moved to a level.
The rabbit tilted his head and looked at his cell phone.
What is this? What kind of helper are you suddenly?]
“Careful what you say. He's much better than you. ”
[……?]
Jungdown carefully presses down on the app with a trembling finger.
Then the liquid crystal came up with a surprising screen.
[Common Sense Helper]
- How to cook noodles chewy.
- How to make tofu. "Our collection tofu! ”
- Vegetable soup prevents cancer!
- To lighten the tough meat?
- How to wash clothes with gum on them.
- Fruit vinegar on diet!
- How to make a faucet.
……
“That's great. That's really great. I found the real treasure! ”
Jungdown was greatly excited.
I unexpectedly discovered honey tip apps for 100 housewives!
Although it wasn't much of an offline app, it followed like a treasure every time common sense of life scrolled down.
“Oh, my God! I've always wondered how to mine a real faucet! I can't believe you did this! ”
[No, why are you suddenly curious...?]
“This is how tofu was made! If we use this method, we can make even the tough meat of a vulture lighter!? ”
[……?]
Confused.
It was a rabbit that couldn't empathize with the reaction of a genuine reading of the app with an extremely excited expression.
However, I felt bad about my pride.
This is a better maid than I am?]
“Let's put on some music, too. ”
Of course, internet streaming was not possible because there was no WiFi.
But there were some music embedded in the memory.
Cough.
“Music on! ”
Bang bang bang! Amox party!
“Khh! This is it! ”
Along with the refreshing music, the shoulders of the sincere begin to tremble.
[What, what? What's with the music? Was this an instrument?]
Come on, come on, come on!
A rabbit that starts dancing without even knowing it.
“What a rich movie! ”
[You can't dance like that anymore! Fun.]
He always had a back problem.
I can only feel my arms and legs because I have no flexibility.
But the rabbit noticed an unexpected change.
I'm sure I can't dance, but all of a sudden all of his moves are stolen.
It was an unprecedented change.
[Oh, my God, is that the bone effect of a giant?]
“What?"
It was only then that I could notice my change.
He has become straight and strong since he inherited the bones of the Giant Knight Bandik.
The result is a better posture.
[Sir, perhaps we can finally learn the Art of the Empire?]
“Well, would you? Where……. ”
He squeezes out a golden spear stuck next to him with a glamorous look on his face.
And based on the memory I learned, I got into spear pose.
“Haha!”
AmoX Party! Bang, bang, bang!
How to create an empire based on exciting music!
The movement contained four times the power of a master level unihorned Boar, and the straight bones caused the tip of the spear to fly away, drawing a straight line.
Destruction!
A golden spear that tears air apart with enormous wavelengths!
I felt tremendous power just hearing the sound.
His power was carried through the spear, straight to the end of the spear!
Hooray! You did it!]
“Okay, you got it? ”
Seeing the rabbit screaming for cheer, the downward one was just trembling.
[Try again! Let's try the connection!]
“Like this?"
He looks nice and poised.
If you have spear magazines, you will be featured as a cover model.
But it was too early to like it.
Destroy, destroy!
[No, not once, not twice, but naturally?]
“Aha? Me again. Like this?”
Tsk, tsk!
[No, put me through.]
The rabbit's expression gradually faded.
That's what life is all about!
Exciting background music that repeats itself.
“Like this?"
Tsk, tsk.
[I said no! God, his flexibility!]
Don't be disappointed in yourself!
Turn that damn music off!]
I can't be good at everything!
[Are you kidding me?]
The more I repeatedly stabbed him, the more clearly his posture resembled the Empire Spear.
But connecting naturally to the next attack was another problem.
Possible problems with flexible waist twisting.
The rabbit, who was so excited, finally sighed.
[Ehhh, the bones weren't the problem in the first place. It was just a matter of his body.]
Just because the luggage was an elongated model, it wasn't all good at dancing.
If the opposing Pokémon's balance breaks at the first strike, if not, it's perfect for a counter attack.
“But where is this? You've gotten stronger than ever. Doesn't it make sense now? Including your spinning skills here is even greater. ”
[Yes. It seems that we have no choice but to go for a slaughter. Let's put some poison on the end of the spear, put some reinforcements on it, and let's have a blast.]
Amor ~
[Oh come on!]
…….
Lament was a rabbit who was angry only on the smartphone.
Jungdown, who turned off the music and picked up his smartphone, said.
“But this is a great discovery. Do you have any idea how amazing the invention of smartphones has been in human history? ”
[Don't talk back.]
“Did you get caught?”
[I see you for a day or two?]
“But how about this? ”
Jungdown smiles, turning on the camera app and shining the rabbit.
I thought the nature of the rabbit would definitely like to take a picture.
But…….
“Gosh, it's creepy. ”
Why?
“Why aren't you on camera? ”
What's that?]
The camera didn't capture the appearance of the rabbit at all, creepy.
I took a picture but nothing was taken.
As if the rabbit doesn't exist there.
Jungdown looks frightened, sweeping up and down the rabbit.
“You really... were a ghost. ”
[If you're a freak, will you call me a spirit?]
“Do you hear voices? ”
This time, I turned on the video recording button and shot a rabbit.
Strangely, however, the voice is also recorded.
“Wow, this is amazing. You really were a ghost. ”
[Do you really want to get in trouble? You said it was a spirit.]
Suddenly, I had a good idea for Jungdown.
“Oh, this won't fool you with visionary traps and ghosts. ”
He went out of the Magic Warehouse just in case.
And he glanced at the shadowcats outside with a camera.
Niyoon?
“They're ghosts, too. ”
Surprisingly, even the shadow cats were not captured on the camera.
But when I turned the Shadow Sorcery into Shadow Servants and lifted up the camera, I saw it again.
“Isn't the Shadow Man a ghost? ”
[Shadow Sorcery is a sorcery that creates the reality of visions.]
“Oh, my gosh. ”
Bahamut suddenly talks as he watches what he does next.
I followed him into the magic trap for a moment and was greatly amazed.
[It's amazing. I didn't expect all the Imperial treasures to be gathered here. My Lord, will you leave the warehouse to me? When I tidy up, I might discover some of the treasures I know.]
The birth of the treasured snowman Bahamut.