Small m listen to them so Yin Yang strange speech, the whole person is going to blow up, suddenly suddenly suddenly hit the table, ferocious warning.
"Enough! Didn't I make a slip of the tongue just now? As for this, I've been thinking about it till now! Don't you know if I'm straight or not? It's not the time for the five of us to watch Island movies together! "
Fang Mulin just poured out a glass of water and took a sip. When he heard Xiao m talking about it, he suddenly burst out, and the menu in front of him was full of water.
Fortunately, the menu is specially customized. It's waterproof. If you dry it, it's OK.
Xiao Qi is also frightened by Xiao M's sudden accusation and coughs twice.
You don't want to talk about Island movies on the stage, do you?
A group of people in the Liuliu team all look at Xiao m, and then look at Fang Mulin and Xiao Qi with wonderful expressions. They want to strangle Xiao m!
Can't you go back and say it in front of your own people?
Is it embarrassing for outsiders to hear now?
I don't know if their five big men are sick! Watch Island movies together!
"Captain, can you believe that when the game is over, we'll beat you to death on the way home! Let you stand and lie back Small h gnashes his teeth to squeeze this sentence out of his teeth.
Little m is not to be outdone.
If you don't want to alienate him, you can't just talk to him.
"The smelly socks in the dormitory have been soaked for two weeks, and people who haven't washed them are not qualified to talk!"
It's good that Fang Mulin is not drinking water, otherwise he will have to spray out a mouthful.
Two weeks do not wash socks, soak in the dormitory, this dormitory really can live? Won't be smoked to death?
Small h almost vomit blood, he was actually in front of the beautiful sister by his team leader to expose short!
He felt deep malice from all sides.
It was the first time he felt so ashamed of washing his socks once a month!
"It's OK, boys. It's normal to be sloppy. We won't laugh at you. Go on, go on." Fang Mulin waved his hand, wiping the menu in front of him while waiting for Xiao m to continue to reveal their black history.
It's very effective to listen to other people's black materials before the game, as long as they don't play well because of this.
"That's it. What's two weeks without washing socks? Why don't you tell me about the pair of underpants you wore last month, which are still in the corner? Is it shameful? " Xiao f helps Xiao h turn back 10%.
Small m immediately embarrassed.
If it wasn't for Xiao F, he really didn't remember the underwear he left in the corner. I didn't expect Xiao f to have such good attention and memory!
Haven't you noticed him for a long time?
Small m think of here, feel a little creepy!
Fang Mu Lin's imagination is very good. He mends the rhythm of his underwear that he has not washed for a month. Then he silently asks, "is it moldy that he hasn't washed for a month?"
"Puff!"
"Puff!"
"Puff!"
"Puff!"
The four of them all burst out laughing together, all because of Fang Mulin's words. This is the essence!
As the team leader, Xiao m was angry with everyone. He felt that the whole person was not good. He slapped the table angrily and stood up, stepped on the seat with one foot, and pointed to Xiao f very aggressively.
"You don't know how to chase a girl. You have to ask me for strategies. As a result, the girl you got didn't hold it. You are angry with your solitary straight man cancer. Are you qualified to speak?"
"You've seen a girl tell her boyfriend that it's too late to go back to school tonight. Can you go to her boyfriend's house to make do for one night, and then her boyfriend tells her that it's not proper for a girl to stay out. Only a woman with no three or no four will stay out at night and insist on sending her back?"
"They put down their position and want to get closer to you, but you say that they are not serious, not three or four. Can they be more mentally handicapped? Can other girls have the face to see you again? "
Fang Mulin and Xiao Qi, the two melon eaters, quietly place a meal, and then listen to the inner bars of the big men in the Liuliu corps, exposing each other's shortcomings.
Seriously, if it wasn't for Xiao m, Fang Mulin really didn't think that there would be any girl in the world who would take the initiative to stay out with the boy. Then the boy couldn't understand the meaning and had to send the girl back. She thought it was just a joke made up by netizens
I didn't expect that she met one in reality.
I don't know. I think I dislike girls. No wonder I will be killed by girls in the end.
Now many girls have a good face, OK?
"Shit! How dare you call me? Why don't you think about yourself? Last year, I had an online love affair with a girl who likes to sing. Not only did I give her bonus, but also I gave her all kinds of red envelopes with heroic skin, which cost tens of thousands of yuan. ""As a result, you were informed by the police that you were cheated. The other party was a fat man with a weight of 200 kg and cheated several people at the same time. Now you have been arrested by the police. How much money have you been cheated? What do you say? Where can your own IQ go? Can be cheated by men for tens of thousands of dollars! "
Fang Mulin is very glad that she hasn't served food yet. Otherwise, she will be choked because the melon is too delicious to eat happily.
……
Xiao m and others fought for 300 rounds, and no one was able to decide the outcome, as if they had several baskets in each other's black history.
Fang Mulin watched them quarrel for more than ten minutes. Later, he had to go to the competition field. He silently reminded them, "I said, you should order something first, and then continue to quarrel after you order something to eat, or you won't have time to eat."
Small m they think reasonable, immediately take the menu over, casually ordered a few things.
After that, they didn't have the heart to continue to quarrel. They were really tired of quarreling.
But it's not the first time that they have quarreled like this. After quarreling with each other, they can make up with each other. These old men don't have the same grudge as their wives, they just get excited and become addicted to talking.
Otherwise, the team will not come to this day.
After breakfast, Fang wiped his mouth with a paper towel, then put on his mask, glasses and cap again, and was ready to go straight to the rest room. "
due to the exposure of Fang Mulin's Hotel, although the fans couldn't get in, they all gathered around the front door of the hotel waiting to see their love beans come out of the company, and escorted love beans to the stadium all the way.
Fang Mulin came out of the car arranged by the hotel and saw that the road outside was full of people. Many people were holding the zero one sign. It seemed that they were all her fans.
She felt a little stunned.
Are fans so crazy now?
She never let go of a hotel, waiting for her at the door of the hotel?
Don't they know that, under normal circumstances, they go to the venue directly by car. Even if they are surrounded at the door of the hotel, they can't see people, they can only see the cars going out.