Chapter 1

Li Tiezhu, the source of all evil in the pop world, was born in a national music talent show.

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Saturday, July 16, 2016.

The midsummer sun, blazing embrace the world, as if to melt everything.

In the sixth season of super good voice, a national talent show known as the cradle of superstars, the audition site of the western competition area was filled with 400 or 500 young men and girls who came to participate in the audition.

"Excuse me, excuse me... It's too late, thank you!"

A little fat man with a pot lid on his back and a boy eating popsicles walked through the crowd hard and rudely, causing bursts of complaints and contempt from nearby players.

The little fat man came near the stage entrance and looked up at the big screen on the wall. At present, the competition is No. 797, and his number is No. 801.

"Hoo - it's dangerous. I finally caught up!"

"Qin Tao, I'll accompany you in the audition. I'll do the expansion of your pig farm. Don't cheat."

The teenager who eats popsicles looks like a seventeen or eighteen year old. He is wearing an old white vest, a pair of shorts, a pair of green rubber shoes with holes on his feet, and a pair of standard migrant workers' clothes. He is tall and thin, with wheat skin, simple round inch head, angular face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, but his eyes are a little dull. He looks a little simple and straightforward.

"I see, Li Tiezhu, you, you... Recite the lyrics again quickly, and it's time for us to play. I feel very good. I'm... About to crack."

The little fat man Qin Tao nervously wiped the sweat on his forehead, and his voice trembled violently because of tension.

In hot weather, he was wearing a black leather jacket with rivets, tight leather pants that were about to crack, and high top leather boots with rivets. It was a miracle that he didn't have heatstroke.

"It's because your pants are too tight and have a groove."

Li Tiezhu sat carelessly on the floor and continued to lick the popsicle. If it weren't for taking the job of the pig farm, he wouldn't sneak out to accompany Qin Tao fooling around at the risk of being deducted by the foreman.

Be a star?

Does not exist.

They are close friends. They are both 17 years old this year. They go to senior three after the summer vacation.

Qin Tao's family runs a pig farm, which can be described as a rich town, but the rebellious Qin Tao is ashamed to be with pigs and only wants to be a singer.

Li Tiezhu is a rural man. His family is poor. His father and son depend on each other.

When he was a child, he followed his working father to wander around without a fixed place. Three years ago, his father was injured in an accident. The poor family was even more difficult. Therefore, from the third day of junior high school, Li Tiezhu made money by doing odd jobs at his father's construction site.

For this reason, he was laughed at and rejected by other students in the class.

Qin Tao, tired of running, also sat on the ground with Li Tiezhu and excitedly enjoyed his beautiful life after he became famous.

"When I'm red, you follow me!"

"If you become a star, you can open a pig farm ten times bigger than your father. I'll do the project for you."

"Grass! I'm so popular and open a shit pig farm?"

"If you don't raise pigs, what do you raise?"

Two people's heads were not right, but they didn't notice that there was a big space around them.

The handsome men and women who came to the competition cast disgusting eyes on them. It seems that if you are closer to them, you will be poisoned.

Young men and women whispered, sometimes mixed with a little laughter.

"Look at those two buns!"

"Although it's an audition, the program team has no bottom line? Put all the local dogs in."

"That is, it lowers the grade of the whole program."

"This kind of people come to be funny. Every year, the program team will make some wonderful flowers to attract attention. It's impossible for them to be promoted!"

"Stay away from them. That migrant worker is dirty. It must be smelly."

……

At the selection site, the four judges sat in a row, looking serious with deep fatigue and heart fatigue.

"Next, number 800."

800 is a girl with a shaggy head. After coming on stage, she hummed twice, took a deep breath, stared at her eyes and shook her face:

"Ouch - eech..."

Ding!

The bell was pressed.

A gray haired male judge pulled his ears and said, "OK, you go down."

The girl with a puffy head looked solemn: "no! Teacher, you haven't heard the singing behind me. It's a singing method that promotes the better before the worse. It's mainly to express the stirring feelings in the heroine's heart and the impact of indifferent reality, as well as the impermanence of the world... Impermanence, well, there are..."

"Next!"

"Old man, you are jealous! I want to complain to you!"

"Drag it down!"

The white haired judge held his head in his hands and his hands were shaking.

"Director, cut the camera. Let's take a three minute break before we continue."

Another male judge, Yi Feng, saw that the old artist, Mr. Chen Poisson, was on the verge of collapse and hurriedly stopped the program.

Lengba handed a bottle of water to old man Chen next to him and comforted him: "don't be angry. In the audition, you will inevitably meet some strange players. You don't have to see things like them."

There are four tutors in each audition stage of super good voice, basically an old qualified musician, a popular actress, a popular male star, and a new singer.

The judges of the western division are Chen Poisson, a film and television composer for 40 years, lengba, an actress from a musical family, Yi Feng, who can sing and perform, and Lin fan, the fourth place in the last super good voice.

The lineup is very strong and has a high guarantee for audience rating.

"It's all right, lengba. Just let me slow down."

Chen Poisson shook his head. Even though he had done psychological construction for a long time, he still underestimated the power of the players and overestimated his bearing capacity.

……

In front of TV, computer and mobile phone screens, the audience has laughed.

Singing is terrible. What's the central idea?

Many audiences feel sorry for old man Chen Poisson. They have been in the music world for decades. They didn't expect to suffer such torture when they were old. It's... it's fun!

Because "super good voice" is a real-time live program of the whole network, there are often all kinds of strange situations. But these wonderful scenes not only did not destroy the reputation of the program, but also made the national audience more recognized.

Because it's true.

More because everyone likes to eat melons.

At this time, because the judges and teachers had a rest, the program team cut the camera to the candidate scene, which was a picture of all living beings. Some are singing, some are fighting the landlord, some are playing King pesticide, some are mending makeup, and an old man is dancing break dance

In order to ensure that the program is not dull, usually at this time, the program team will deliberately shoot some special players, such as beautiful women, handsome men, old aunts and so on.

Finally, the camera focuses on two little boys, one fat and one thin, sitting on the ground. A woodlouse punk, a retro migrant worker, the combination of two people is enough offbeat.

Fat and thin, who have been on the live screen, don't know at all and are still enjoying the future.

Qin Tao said, "why don't you understand? When I become a big star, I won't raise pigs, and you don't have to move bricks."

Li Tiezhu licked the popsicle: "I still think raising pigs is more suitable for your temperament."

Qin Tao: "fart... I will be promoted."

Li Tiezhu looked sincere: "when a star or something, just think about it. To tell the truth! Qin Tao, just your broken voice and sing in super good voice? Are you crazy?"

Qin Tao thought deeply: "try... What if the judges are crazy?"

At the selection site, the live broadcast screen is also playing on the large screen.

"Poof -"

Chen Poisson, who was about to drink water, sprayed it directly. He was crazy. This is.

Did you use this as a public toilet?

The other three were no better. Lengba laughed so much that her stomach hurt and her tears came out.

The audience watching the live broadcast also laughed and gasped, and the bullets flew disorderly for a time.

"The judges are crazy!"

"Old man Chen Poisson, hold on!"

"Love lengba..."

"These two goods are invited by the program group, aren't they funny?"

"Go home and raise pigs, rubbish!"

"Rural buns don't insult this program, shame!"

"Did brother Pingtou just move bricks from the construction site?"

"Fat man in leather, you are real leather!"

"In fact, the little brother with an inch head is pretty good-looking!"

Push the picture closer.

Li Tiezhu pointed to Qin Tao with a popsicle: "you said you didn't do well. You had to sing? You couldn't go to college. It's also good for you to go home and open a pig farm with your father!"

"I like it!"

"You see, raising pigs is also a good business. Bigger and stronger! Create more brilliance!"

"I..."

"I think your father means the same. Didn't he buy you a professional book last time? What's the name?"

"Postpartum care of sows."

"Right."

Qin Tao said dully, "yes, Mao yes! I like singing."

Li Tiezhu: "serious people, who sings?"

On the screen of the national live broadcast, the barrage has gone crazy, and the atmosphere is very high.

"To be bigger and stronger and create brilliance again, I will laugh to death."

"Serious people, who sings?"

"Postpartum care of sows is a good book."

"Cuntou handsome boy, my sister will support you and buy you beautiful clothes for 50000 a month."

"Something's wrong with you in front!"

"Did I see a fake good voice?"

"This is the comedian."

From these barrages, we can know how many people laughed at the pig cry across the screen.

At this time, the voice of the staff sounded:

"No. 801, start the competition."

Fat and thin, who were discussing the philosophy of life, immediately stood up and rushed to the selection room with their guitar.

The barrage broke out again. It turned out that these two wonderful flowers were No. 801.

There's a good play!

After entering the selection room, the panting Qin Tao stood in front of the microphone, blushing and thick necked: "Hello, judge teacher, I, my name is Qin Tao. The track we competed for is the production of sows... Oh, no, it's that jackpot..."

"Puff..."

The laughter came from the jury, and there was more than one. Only the respected old Mr. Chen Poisson forced himself to be professional.

Lengba covered her mouth and trembled with laughter. No, the corners of her eyes were powdered.

Li Tiezhu, who was also panting, came up to the microphone and licked the popsicle: "once we."

Qin Tao said nervously, "ah... Yes, yes, we are postpartum."

Qin Tao's psychological quality has always been his weakness. Originally, he signed up for the competition alone, but when he came to the competition, he was trembling with fear, so he rubbed it hard and pulled Li Tiezhu to strengthen his courage.

After all, Li Tiezhu is a standard iron Han. He never knows what fear is.

Bullet screen of live broadcast screen:

Hello, judge teacher. Our competition is "postpartum us".