Chapter 9

Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage with nine other handsome men and women, and then naturally grabbed all the focus. After all, today's Li Tiezhu's "yellow robe" is difficult to attract attention.

Not to mention, this week, he has always been the biggest hot focus, full of topics.

"Li Tiezhu, last time you dressed up as a migrant worker, today you dressed up again. What do you mean?"

The host held back his smile and handed the microphone to Li Tiezhu in kangaroo takeout clothes.

Several players nearby have begun to snicker.

Li Tiezhu's eyes were dull: "the deep meaning is that the security guard didn't let me in. It was an idea given to me by a beautiful little sister. I pretended to be a takeout. Your program group... Is not professional!"

Zhao Liya, who is taking off her makeup backstage, is a little silly and has a good eye.

The host asked, "why didn't the security guard let you in?"

Li Tiezhu: "because my name is not on the promotion list. Today, my friend spent 1000 yuan to rent this suit for me and ordered 15 yuan of snail powder. I'll just eat the snail powder. Will the program team reimburse this 1000 yuan?"

"Well..."

The host was stunned and reimbursed?

Director Wang zegang had a black face.

Reimbursement?

Not to mention the audience at the scene or in front of the screen, the players on the stage have been laughing wildly. It's time for this product to participate in the comedian.

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" the host wiped the sweat on his forehead. Fortunately, the director's prompt board under the stage instructed him, otherwise he didn't know how to talk. "Last time you sang" people like me "became popular. What was your song when you participated in the competition today?"

Li Tiezhu was stunned: "ha?"

Host: "what song do you sing today? What song do you sing?"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "ah... I forgot."

"Can you forget the song name?"

"No, I forgot to prepare songs. I'm a little busy moving bricks on the construction site these days. I often work overtime..."

"Pooh, cough. You're at the construction site... No, what are you going to do? Now choose a familiar song?"

The host is also in a circle, really or not?

Are the requirements of the program group so low now? Can migrant workers who move bricks on the construction site enter the race? Fake? It must be fake!

Gimmick!

Li Tiezhu really forgot.

At first, he wanted to buy songs before the game to avoid losing his IQ early. Later, he was distracted by plagiarism and blocked by the security guard at the door

Li Tiezhu, who had not enough IQ, forgot to buy one.

On the live broadcast screen, barrages fly by in rows:

"Serious cowhide!"

"Serious people are never prepared."

"Sing" people like me "again to ensure promotion."

"Wine pens are posted on the Internet. Dare you sing?"

"Anyway, the serious brother has become popular with his alternative dress up and copying gossip!"

"Serious brother hit them in the face and wrote a song directly on the spot."

"You think writing songs is like peeing? You can do it with one hand?"

"It's not safe to drive with one hand!"

"Serious people who cover? They write songs on the spot."

"Postgraduates of composition department call themselves experts."

At the scene, under the gaze of the host and the audience, Li Tiezhu was suddenly a little shy, his cheeks were a little red, and he was ashamed and said, "don't choose. I don't usually listen to songs, and I don't know many songs. Otherwise, they sing first, and I'll write one next to them?"

"What? What? Live composition?"

The host is crazy. What company's packaging style is this? Not with such a blind JEBO! What if the ship capsizes?

If you dare to blow, we can't believe it!

"Ang."

"Wow! It's really a live composer. I can't believe it. It's been six years since super good voice. This is the first one to write music on site..."

"Will you host it? Go to interview others. Look at the aunts of the contestants next to me. They are waiting for the flowers to thank. Also, I want to make a new song and watch to disturb me."

Li Tiezhu is serious.

Moderator: "

Barrage:

"Aunt contestant?"

"Serious brother, I'll burn paper for you next Qingming!"

"It's really live composition and carving!"

"Lying trough! The prophet in front, I want to kill you! I really wrote it on the spot!"

Although the contestants are also eager to be interviewed, except Li Tiezhu, a serious brother, the other nine contestants are too serious and have no slot. The interview tastes like Jue wax.

Soon, the competition sequence was determined, and the contestants went to the waiting area to take their seats.

Halfway through the makeup removal, Zhao Liya's palms were sweating slightly. no Live song writing? Serious brother so fierce? It looks silly

The last group of competitive performances began.

Because of the large number of people, the contestants only sang half of the song in this round. With the comments of the judges, each contestant spent almost two minutes.

Li Tiezhu came out in seventh place, that is, he only had 12 minutes to "write songs".

The contestants performed on the stage one by one, but the camera often fell on Li Tiezhu's face sitting in the corner. Who made him pretend to be a big force.

In front of the camera, Li Tiezhu's eyes were dull and motionless.

Barrage:

"The first time I saw someone write a song like this, laugh and cry o (╥﹏╥) O"

"Can't you act like a little?"

"Can't you give up?"

"You really believe it? It's said to write songs on site. In fact, it's prepared in advance."

"It's just the routine of the program group. If you're serious, you'll lose!"

"Hey, no, you don't really think migrant workers can write songs, do you?"

"Although serious brother seems to be in a daze, I believe he is concentrating on writing songs (dog head saves his life)."

"Yes, he is not so simple in a daze!"

"Hearing what you said, I also found that my serious brother's eyes began to be sharp."

A sharp egg.

Li Tiezhu is just in a daze.

After all, he doesn't need to write songs at all. He just spends his IQ to buy them in the mall. It's just that these songs are too expensive. One song starts at five o'clock.

Moreover, the next time he reaches the top ten, he needs at least one song.

82-5-5=72

Li Tiezhu hesitated. It is said that the average IQ of chimpanzees is 70. If this goes on, the nature of species has changed!

[Ding!]

[the host's "line" triggers a special offer. Would you like to view it?]

Huh?

Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Do you still have this function?

see!

[because the host triggers the preferential mechanism, it only takes 1 intelligence to buy the lyrics of associated tracks. Do you want to buy?]

Preferential mechanism? What the hell

Yes.

Li Tiezhu made a quick decision.

If your IQ is not enough, don't waste time thinking. After all, most of the answers obtained after thinking are also wrong.

Just cheap.

[Ding! Purchase succeeded!]

In Li Tiezhu's empty brain, the melody and lyrics of the song burst out in an instant, deeply rooted in his memory.

"It sounds good, like a children's song."

Li Tiezhu said to himself, that's it. Anyway, the song bought with 5 points of intelligence may not be better.

After the first six players finished singing, it was finally Li Tiezhu's turn.

The host said: "thank the judges for their wonderful comments and the contestants' wonderful singing. Next, please welcome the seventh contestant and Li Tiezhu."