"Sorry to offend you, Zhao Liya... She just misunderstood? You didn't bully me! It's all my fault."
"Is it a question of bullying or not? Is it wrong for me to bully you?"
"What's the problem?"
"Why do you... Spread rumors that I have a boyfriend? I just tease you a few times? That's to appreciate you. Even if you don't appreciate it, why does a big man spread rumors? Describe me as that..."
"Isn't that your boyfriend's razor?"
"You! Poof... That's it?"
"Sorry, I'm stupid. I don't know how to annoy you, teacher. I apologize."
"It's stupid, not bad. I'll forgive you! Ah! The teacher is so broad-minded, you know, ha ha..."
"Er... Don't scare me, teacher."
"I'm a cat. Where's my boyfriend? You provoked me this time. If you don't revenge me, it's not the cat!"
"I apologized! Cat... Cat?"
"Make money!"
"Didn't you just give it? Not enough? You say the number, and I'll see if it's enough."
"I said... Pay for the cat."
"Ha?"
Jingling bell
Transfer 0.5 yuan, remarks: cat money.
Li Tiezhu put down his mobile phone and was tired. He still gave the money for raising a cat, otherwise he would be restless.
The price set by the teacher
He lay at the head of the bed for a long time and couldn't sleep. Recalling the experience of the past two hours, he couldn't help but be afraid. The great demon king was completely crazy! Of course, acting is not. Acting a cat is like a cat.
What's more, she also threatened that this was not the last time, saying that raising cats was a long-term project.
Li Tiezhu suddenly felt that his life had become dark and there was no light.
Still didn't resist. Li Tiezhu naturally had another nightmare this night. The Persian cat was extremely ferocious.
Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to teacher lengba and said he bought a morning ticket. In fact, he bought a discounted ticket in the middle of the night to save money.
This damn thirst for survival!
"Oh! Why is your face so bad? Didn't you sleep well at night?"
"Blush what, should not... Ah, I see!"
"All right! It's all cat owners. What's the shame? Come on, cat, cut your collar."
"Here, here are the shoes for you. Is the cat good to you?"
"Don't move?"
"No conscience! Let's go. The cat has to go back to sleep. Don't provoke other cats when you go back."
"Oh, yes. Don't forget to pay every day, or the cat will starve to death."
Languidly, Mr. lengba, like the general who won the Hui Dynasty, raised his neck to sleep.
Li Tiezhu blushed and carried his bag. He escaped from the devil's cave and saw the sun again.
The great devil is like a wolf!
Li Tiezhu wandered on the East China Sea, and she was once again make complaints about her. However, she is still very good to me. These shoes have a high-grade appearance and are comfortable to wear.
Eh?
What's the matter with me? You can't bow to evil forces!
……
At this moment, lengba is shivering in the quilt again, with a sense of shame, being a cat or something... How did she do such a thing? And a strange sense of achievement.
However, as long as you can disgust Wang Dashao, you won't lose!
I blame Li Tiezhu for his stupidity, stupidity, cute and fun. Ah... I can't think about it anymore.
The joy of bullying people is simply wonderful!
Control later.
No one knows the cat raising game. Of course, you can continue the introduction. Anyway, that guy is really stupid. He has explosive fighting power and is cowardly. He can do whatever he wants.
Just, never let anyone know, except Zhao Liya, she seems to know something, not afraid of her! She's just his friend. I'm a pro cat!
Hum! Little girl, fight me!
The cell phone rang, and the assistant hurried lengba to get up and record the program. Hey! Sister MI is so picky! Just after recording cool, I received a reality show for myself. I'm so bored. I'd better be a cat.
In a rage, lengba replied to the wechat she hadn't dared to return in three days:
"I don't have a boyfriend. That's a misunderstanding. He knows now. He's strict with me. See for yourself."
Attach a screenshot of Li Tiezhu's transfer, 0.5 yuan. Note: cat money.
……
"Shameful! Shameless!"
Zhao Liya, who was lying in bed, was shocked by the wechat news and lost sleep.
My God!
Is the adult world so terrible?
Last time, it was Zhao Liya who joked about the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba. In order to clarify, Li Tiezhu replied that she had a boyfriend. Zhao Liya didn't intend to talk. It was too messy. Who thought that "Wanyun's mother" suddenly killed her and forced Zhao Liya to ask lengba Gao to raise her hand.
The other party didn't reply for a few days. Zhao Liya was also happy. She didn't want to take care of this shit. One of them was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer. How?
Who ever thought it would be this result?
Li Tiezhu, who looks dull, actually... Has a cat?
……
Captive Persian cat:
"This canned cat looks delicious. Please buy one. Next time you come to Shudu, your cat can eat it. Link..."
After reading the news, Li Tiezhu glanced around alertly and found that no one clicked the link.
Why don't you change this strange remark?
forget it!
If the cat knows, it will be miserable. After all, she changed the remarks herself.
Li Tiezhu opened the link and saw that the so-called cat can turned out to be... Spicy strips.
"Is ten bags enough?"
"That's enough. The cat kneels down and thanks."
"Teacher, you talk well."
"Call a cat."
"OK, cat..."
"Your cat is going to work now. Bye."
"Goodbye, teacher."
"Say cat go away."
"Cat, go away."
"Yes!"
Like a thief, Li Tiezhu looked around and answered the news, then... Mercifully emptied all the news and quietly bought ten packs of spicy strips.
That's terrible!
I feel like I've finished my life.
I'm so hungry. I think I'm hungry when I buy a spicy bar. Let's eat noodles.
It has been three hours since Li Tiezhu left the devil's cave. He didn't have breakfast and didn't know where to go. After all, the plane doesn't fly until 11:30 p.m. and it's only 10 a.m.
The cat can't know about it.
Cat owners are not easy!
Li Tiezhu walked around with his bag on his back. He bought some small gifts for the old man, Aunt Liu, Qin Tao and Zhao Liya respectively. Then he found a Shuangqing noodle shop and ordered a pea noodle.
The taste is OK, but the pepper is not very authentic. I really want to sprinkle my own chili noodles.
"Hello, can you help me hide this box? I'm Zhou Yu."
Halfway through the meal, a chubby guy suddenly appeared and stuffed Li Tiezhu with two small silver boxes.
Li Tiezhu was dazed: "Zhou Yu? The Zhou Yu of big Qiao?"
Little fatty: "it's Xiao Qiao. I, Xiao Yueyue, and now it's Zhou Yu. What, I just robbed Yi Xing's box. Ha ha ha, burp, they're chasing me. It's so exciting. You hide it for me and I'll pick it up later. Thank you!"
Li Tiezhu said, put down his chopsticks, turned over and fell over his shoulder, pressed the little fat man on the ground, and then took out his newly bought mobile phone to call the demon spirit.
How dare you rob other people's property when the sky is clear?
(Note: it can be understood as parallel plane. The characters are similar to the program, but there will be great differences. There is no need to be careful. Everything is for the plot)