Chapter 108

The next morning, "Royal engine" was the fourth most popular album of penguin music, and it was still running upward with great stamina.

Mr. Tony, a new comedian who first appeared on the stage of "huantuo comedian", directed and performed himself on the street in the middle of the night. One person acted as the main man and woman, and made an MV of "you don't go" to support the serious brother. This MV was popular all over the network all night.

The night before, the high-level meeting room of Kyoto Jushi music was as cold as the winter of March 9, especially the two shareholders, yehenara and Wang Feng, whose teeth were almost broken.

Because after tonight, they will become the objects of ridicule on the whole Internet. They can't say anything yet.

It can't be said that we jointly hacked Li Tiezhu. Does he retaliate against us?

Li Tiezhu, who completed the task, immediately added intelligence value after receiving the reward. He was stupid and afraid.

Current intelligence: 99 points.

Remaining Intelligence: 6 points.

Music Achievement: 107 points. (ten divine songs, each one gains a little achievement value)

Variety achievement: 167 points.

Film and television achievements: 5 points.

Tiktok: 10 million 920 thousand.

Cat domestication: 19%.

Eh?

How did the domestication level of the cat increase so much? I'm curious! I didn't do anything. I just rolled her up and down in my dream

All right!

Anyway, the first medal of music achievement is in hand! Variety achievement is also considerable. How can it be so much higher than music achievement?

This is unscientific!

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the medal of "fledgling" for music achievement, and rewarding the "true performance" of entry-level acting skills]

Huh?

What's the use of acting? I'm a singer!

Li Tiezhu was speechless.

……

The next morning, sitting on the bus to the mushroom house with Xiao Yue, Li Tiezhu was bored and examined his attributes.

"Mushroom house" is a slow life variety, keeping humble and returning to the countryside, bringing the audience a picture of self-reliance, self-sufficiency, warm hospitality and perfect ecology.

Because of its great difference from other variety shows, it is very hot.

Mr. He Ling is the backbone of "happy camp", and Huang Sanshi conquered hundreds of millions of audiences with his exquisite cooking skills in "where's dad".

After the ending of "infinite challenge", the two friends jointly opened the first slow variety show in China. They only aired two episodes, but their ratings have exploded, dominating the search of all platforms on the list, and the limelight is not different for a moment.

It's just too remote. It takes more than three hours by car.

Xiao Yueyue listened to the new album "Royal engine" with headphones and tried to alleviate it, but he couldn't help being nervous. He said to Li Tiezhu, "are you nervous, brother!"

Li Tiezhu didn't take Qin Tao with him. The level of the goods is limited now. He can't do business. He eats too much, so he asked him to stay in the East China Sea to raise a cat. Xiao Jiu is fierce, but he won't scratch Qin Tao any more in so many days.

"Ah?"

Li Tiezhu obviously didn't hear what Xiao Yue said.

Xiao Yue was slightly aggrieved: "I said, are you nervous about this rural theme program for the first time?"

Li Tiezhu: "what's so nervous? I just went to order for dinner?"

"I'm nervous. I'm afraid I'll be scolded if I don't behave well. Many people on the Internet scold me for acting, I..."

"Isn't that true? You're too soft! You can't be hard? You don't look weak and deceptive in private. I know you're red in this image, but what if I always want to smoke?"

"Hate iron but not steel? Do they like me when I'm hard?"

"Try it. Anyway, it's their program. We'll leave after we earn money. What's the problem with trying?"

Xiao Yueyue: "ah! That makes sense. It's worthy of my brother Tiezhu. I want to be a tough guy this time!"

Just you? Tough guy?

At the front passenger's seat, the staff turned around and said silently:

"Then what... You can call to order. This is the mobile phone provided by the program group."

Xiao Yue took the phone and handed it to Li Tiezhu:

"Brother! Call and order."

Li Tiezhu didn't answer: "don't you want to be hard? You fight."

Xiao Yue blinked and shivered and dialed the phone: "ah! Hello? Me, what, is it a radish house or a mushroom house? I want it hard... No, I'll order takeout, cough... Order! Ha ha, hiccup, order!"

At the other end of the phone, Peng Peng said, "brother, do you mean crosstalk? It's so funny!"

"... it's over! I'm exposed."

Xiaoyue was stunned and looked at Li Tiezhu for emergency help.

Li Tiezhu covers his face. Brother, your IQ is not low. How can you make such an Oolong? Your psychological quality is hard!

At the other end of the phone, Peng Peng was laughing wildly: "ah ha ha ha... It's cheating. It's brother Yue! Brother Yue who talks about crosstalk! Hey! Brother Yue, what would you like to order?"

Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother? What shall we order?"

Li Tiezhu was speechless and whispered, "Jianyang mutton soup! Aren't they raising sheep?"

Xiao Yueyue: "ah! My brother told you to kill the sheep. Let's stew a pot tonight. Jianyang mutton soup! Nourishing..."

Peng Peng laughed and said, "ha ha... Tianba is from brother Chi Chi. You can't kill it! Please order something else."

Xiao Yueyue said to Li Tiezhu, "the sheep is called Tianba. It's from Chen Chichi in the gallop bar. We can't kill it. Let's order something else. What do you want?"

Li Tiezhu whispered, "hot pot! You should have hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, phoenix tail, bean skin, crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy diced! Finally, you can't break your ears!"

Xiao Yueyue is worthy of learning crosstalk. He cleared his throat and said, "Peng Peng, you'd better take your mobile phone to record. Ah! By the way, we ordered hot pot. The dishes are hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, phoenix tail, bean skin, Crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy Ding! Finally, we can't break our ears!"

Peng Peng: "brother Yue, are you here to smash the field?"

Yue Yupeng's toes were high and angry: "that's right! I Yue Yupeng is so hard!"

Doodle doodle

Fuck! Hang up? I haven't packed enough.

It's great to be a tough guy!

Hahaha, tough guys are so fierce in ordering. Let them go! Hum... I hope Miss Huang won't hit me.

Yue Yupeng couldn't close his legs with a smile. Ah, I'm so happy.

……

On the other side, he Ling and Huang Sanshi, who are eating noodles in the yard, hold a bowl and watch Peng trot over with a creepy face.

He Ling asked, "what's the matter? Who's calling? Peng Peng."

Peng Peng smiled strangely: "it's brother Yue Yupeng. There's another one. Brother Yue calls him brother. I didn't recognize who he is."

He Ling: "what did they order?"

Peng Pengju said in horror, "they want to eat Tianba! What Jianyang mutton soup was resolutely rejected by me."

Huang Sanshi: "why refuse? Tianba is very good."

He Ling smiled: "Miss Huang, I advise you to be kind. Tianba is so poor... What, what did they order at last?"

Peng Peng raised his cell phone and said, "listen to it yourself."

"What we ordered is hot pot. The dishes are: hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, fat cattle, bean skin, crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy diced! Finally, we have to break our ears!"

He Ling laughed and burst out the noodles: "poof! Is Xiao Yue daner so fat? Isn't he afraid of Mr. Huang's tender death?"

Peng Peng: "the attitude is very arrogant! It's crazy!"

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