Chapter 190

The director was a little stiff for a moment. After all, Li Tiezhu's attitude was too tough and arrogant. He looked really angry. Can't you really jump?

Wang tie said, "iron pillar, water... Can be cool."

Li Tiezhu didn't collapse and smiled: "ha ha, ah? I'm not afraid of cold! I probably can swim back!"

Deng Chao is also high EQ: "what about the small probability?"

Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "er..."

Chen chiequatoria: "small probability is to swim back and shout 'ah! The water is cold, please get me up'."

Luhani is responsible for laughing: "ha ha ha ha..."

Deng Chao: "Tiezhu, don't go. Let's go to the seafood city."

Chen Chichi: "yes, we love you! Go and cook seafood for us."

Luhani: "very good. The program also brings a cook and a walking mushroom house. Hey? We can also invite friends to visit!"

Chen Chichi: "do you still have to raise a sheep on the boat? Call Dong Ba TUA?"

Li Tiezhu also knows that he can't get off the ship. After all, agent Zhang Xiaomeng seems to have reached an agreement with the program group to lose power and humiliate the country, although it is likely to be temporary.

The cat can't be killed tonight. It can only be killed another day.

Li Tiezhu glared at the director and said angrily, "then... You have to pay more."

The director also smiled: "how much?"

Li Tiezhu asked the other three, "how many are you?"

Deng Chao: "two hundred."

Luhani: "one hundred and eight."

Chen Chichi: "one hundred and fifty, eh? Why?"

Li Tiezhu: "well, I signed a hundred. Who, look, add some points and give me a step down."

The director suddenly said, "one hundred and twenty."

Li Tiezhu: "OK. Talk to Zhang Xiaomeng about the specific details."

Wang tie: "the director told me that I was only twenty..."

Director: "OK! I'll give you a few minutes to calm down, and then we'll move on to the next link. We won't broadcast this period just now."

Stars are also people. These four people are not in the right mood now. Therefore, they naturally need to calm down, especially the manic Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu has proved his variety strength in good voice, mushroom house, unlimited challenge and masked singing. Compared with his musical talent, he is not inferior at all. Coupled with his recent popularity, the price is really not too high.

It is precisely because of Li Tiezhu's recent popularity that director Yan chose to take risks. As soon as he learned that Li Tiezhu was coming, he called Zhang Xiaomeng in advance and colluded secretly.

The video was temporarily cut off.

Wang tie: "I have to calm down. I'm all champions. Why do talk show champions have no cards?"

Director: "why don't you get off the boat? There are lifeboats on board."

Wang tie: "that's not true. I just sigh and express my feelings."

In the restaurant, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani are still ignorant, but they can only comfort Li Tiezhu. They are excusable. Li Tiezhu is a pure disaster.

Li Tiezhu wanted to cry without tears. His mood changed from mania to anger. After being relieved, he said, "this director is a real dog, a super invincible dog!"

Deng Chao nodded: "just know, don't say it."

Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed, and the surrounding staff and cameramen also laughed. Li Tiezhu is so naive that you will be targeted by Yan min. he is famous for being careful.

After a while, the video restarts and recording continues.

Yan Min said, "welcome to SiHa travel agency. I'm Lao Yan, president. This is Xiao Wang, the guide of SiHa travel agency."

Wang tie played the guitar: "Hi!"

Luhani and Deng Chao raised their hands and said, "Hello, Xiao Wang."

Chen chichiling smiled: "didn't we sign Sanha on the contract? Why did we change it to SiHa casually? Is it so casual?"

Deng Chao: "before we were three brothers, now we are four brothers. There is nothing wrong with four ha."

Luhani: "the iron pillar still has a card face. Look at Wang tie, ha ha... Do you want to ask why it can't be called five ha?"

Wang tie looked at the director and asked Qu Baba: "if you want to ask, don't dare to ask."

Yan Dao said: "in view of Li Tiezhu's joining, hahaha officially changed its name. The four stars should be treated equally."

Wang tie: "am I not a star?"

Yan Dao: "you are an artist at best."

Wang tie: "

Three people in the restaurant laughed.

Li Tiezhu continued to eat with his head down, still depressed.

Director Yan continued to introduce and announced a well-known news, the first stop is Zhoushan. Then there is the problem of daily settlement of group fees and working to make money. No one has 200 yuan, so four people have to earn 800 yuan.

Chen Chichi countered: "this is compulsory consumption. We have been grasping this matter recently."

The director ignored: "then, we don't allow face brushing in this program, so once you are called by name, you will deduct a dollar... Business implantation? Ah! Without business implantation, let's start working."

Then the staff took four contracts like a menu, which were flashy. In addition, he began to put wheat on the four people. The three were quite lively, and Li Tiezhu was like a wood carving, motionless throughout the whole process.

Mom, sell batch! I just prepared the steaming and fragrant Huanggang secret roll!!!

After all, Li Tiezhu is not a crossing criminal, not a reborn criminal. He has no life experience for decades. He is just an Aboriginal with a system. So far, he has only lived for 18 years, and his blood has just exploded! Even if the cat is not ready, it is still the previous operation mode. Li Tiezhu can't bear it.

How can such a thing calm down?

Li Tiezhu concluded that we must do less in the future. There is no free lunch in the world.

Director: "take away everyone's mobile phones."

Luhani and Chen Chichi immediately objected: "is this too much?"

Li Tiezhu finally woke up: "impossible! Absolutely impossible! Don't want to take away my mobile phone!"

With that, Li Tiezhu jumped up and reacted a little fiercely.

Yan Dao: "if you have anything to explain, you can call now."

Chen Chichi said to Li Tiezhu, "admit it. Don't resist. We're on the thief ship."

Li Tiezhu didn't talk nonsense with Chen Chichi. It was OK to call first. He turned and walked out of the restaurant, found a remote corner and called Huanggang secret volume.

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In the apartment, lengba, who had just taken a bath, folded her newly bought shower gel, towels, bath towels, etc. wearing a nightdress, she also changed all Li Tiezhu's toiletries. They were all newly bought by her today, and added some small household appliances and new kitchenware.

The mobile phone rang. Li Tiezhu called. Is it a phone, not a video?

Li Tiezhu: "teacher, I'm on the thief's boat. Uh huh, director Yan detained me. Now I'm recording. I'm going to collect my mobile phone right away."

Lengba answered the phone: "ah? Ah? I'm shooting? So I'm not afraid of being photographed. Is that right? Director Yan is really going too far..."

A feeling of loss sprang up.

Li Tiezhu: "I'm very angry now."

Lengba: "poof! Isn't it inconvenient for you to talk over there? Do you have wheat with you?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, teacher."

Lengba asked again, "let me ask, you answer. They can't hear me. Iron pillar, when will you finish recording?"

Li Tiezhu: "how do I know? The program team doesn't follow the routine. Maybe tomorrow night, maybe the morning after tomorrow. Anyway, I'm going to rehearse the Spring Festival Gala in Kyoto the day after tomorrow. He doesn't dare not let me go. Besides, I'll participate in the first episode."

"Are you impulsive? Do you have excessive behavior? If so, let the program team cut it off."

"No, director Yan hid in the house and made a video with us. He couldn't beat us."

"That's good. Be careful not to do anything damaging to your image. Are you holding it hard now?"

"Well..."

"Unfortunately, the teacher just washed himself for nothing."

"Stop talking."

"I just finished that, or the safety period, I can not use apple flavor."

"Please, stop!"

"Want to eat?"

"I'm going to hang up."

"The teacher wore the Nightgown that night when he was a cat for the first time, with a defense value of 50%. Meow ~"

"I... I want to kill Yan Min now."

"Well, I won't tease you. You can record the program. Don't shake your face, you know? Ask brother Chao for advice in case of anything. The teacher is waiting for you. There will always be time. At that time, the teacher will teach you to play games."

"I'm afraid I can't. what game?"

"No, I'm afraid I'll say it. You'll really kill Yan Min, ha ha..."

"Well, bye."

"Goodbye, master, lick you ~"

After hanging up, Li Tiezhu was even more melancholy. Dog program group!

The sea breeze was salty, blowing Li Tiezhu's long hair, floating around, just like his state of mind, unable to calm down for a long time.

Li Tiezhu returns to the restaurant with his disheveled hair. Brother Chao is making a video for his family.

"My son and daughter are worried about me now. They think I have been kidnapped."

Luhani smiled twice and asked Li Tiezhu, "why don't you go so far and call zhu'er? We accept it for seven days. Are you so reluctant for two days?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, I have to call songzhuer."

Luhani wondered, "ah? Brother, who were you talking to just now? Ran so far."

Li Tiezhu did not change his face and dialed the video: "I just called the teacher for leave."

Chen Chichi: "this is called family status. Look at the humble way you called just now, Xiaolu. Look at Li Tiezhu."

Soon, songzhuer picked up the video and was a little too excited. Li Tiezhu took the initiative to video with her for the first time.

"Hello! I'm so cute. Why did you think of taking the initiative to give me a video? Hey, hey... It made my heart beat..."

"Hot claw, don't talk nonsense. I'm recording this program."

Li Tiezhu's face still changed, slightly flustered.

Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed heartlessly and really shouted: "ha ha ha ha..."

Deng Chao trembled: "my goose bumps are up. Little cute?"

The camera teacher gave a close-up of Li Tiezhu's mobile phone screen. Songzhuer was wearing ancient clothes and jumping around the set, looking a little excited.

Matsushita: "what program?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know what bad program. I was cheated into getting on the boat, and then the boat left. Now I have to collect my mobile phone. I don't have a mobile phone in two days. Don't you tell me about the video every day. If you can't get it, you'll be in a bad mood."

Depression still needs to be taken care of.

Songzhuer said, "OK, I'll video with you the day after tomorrow. Who are you with? Let me see."

Li Tiezhu turned his mobile phone and showed it to the three people.

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani greet songzhu'er: "Hello, hello... Hello, zhu'er."

Songzhuer said loudly, "brother Chao, brother Chi, brother hanigo! Please help me take care of my man. I must thank you very much..."

Deng Chao was stunned: "are the little girls so domineering now?"

Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed wildly.

Li Tiezhu was angry and resolutely hung up the video: "shut up! The program group, this section must be cut off! Who takes the mobile phone? Take it."

Laughing and making noise for a while, Deng Chao recorded a "farewell" video and sent it to the circle of friends.

Then he signed the obviously improper contract, and the director was also cruel: "don't ask any questions about this contract."

Luhani signed luzhuangshi, Chen Datou signed by Chen Chichi, and AI enpeila Li signed by Li Tiezhu.

Only Deng Chao signed his own name.

Chen Chichi said with a smile, "this contract is full of holes. How dare you sign your real name?"

……

On the other hand, songzhu'er has started the female owner mode. First, he called Li Tiezhu's agent Zhang Xiaomeng.

"Oh? You already know? Have you signed a resident contract? At least six periods? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Then, call Liu Xiaohua.

"Your brother recorded a program, and the mobile phone was temporarily received by the program group. Please tell his father not to get through and worry. Uh huh, when your sister-in-law comes next time, she will give you a Prada schoolbag."

Finally, songzhuer called a famous actress she didn't like very much recently.

"Hello? Sister lengba, Li Tiezhu has received his mobile phone for recording programs. Don't contact him recently."

"What crappy program still receives mobile phones? Bamboo son."

"It's not a broken program! It's brother Chao's new program. The ratings must be high. Don't disturb him."

"Did he call you? I envy you."

"Direct video! I also said hello to brother Chao, hum!"

"Well, I see."

"Goodbye!"

Hahaha, didn't iron pillar contact me first at the critical moment? Hum! You're a little worse than me. What's the use of it? Moreover, your relationship can't see the light, I'm different, aboveboard!

……

After signing the contract, director Yan appeared and confirmed with Li Tiezhu that no beating was allowed, and took everyone to the small hall below.

"Snacks still need to be locked up?"

"Do you want money to listen to music?"

"This is for boiling water."

"Ha ha ha..."

"The toilet also costs five yuan? It really needs... What about Chuanxi?"

Li Tiezhu's mood is a little better. Anyway, the Huanggang secret roll is there and won't run. Let's be late and make money first.

Luhani shouted, "ah... I can't get into the room. It's five yuan."

Li Tiezhu: "I can sleep in the aisle."

Then four people lay down on the ground and chatted for a while.

After visiting the cheating boat, four people make complaints about the small hall.

Luhani pointed to the mango juice and dessert locked in the glass cabinet on the table: "I think the drink will be hot if I don't drink it."

Chen Chichi: "yes, it's still ice."

Deng Chao looked at the opposite director and said, "to tell you the truth, I don't want to eat this kind of thing if you give me 50 yuan."

Chen Chichi: "if you're a crayfish or a snail, I'll give you 500 yuan."

Deng Chao: "yes! They paid the yacht fee and they gave it away."

Li Tiezhu was different. He went to the small table, squatted down, reached out and grabbed the lock of Yu Xiuzhen.

Patter!

Li Tiezhu: "it's open."

Chen Chichi looked blankly and dull.

Luhani opened his mouth wide.

The director suddenly got a little flustered and stood up.

Deng Chao, who just said he didn't want to eat, reacted the fastest and came together: "take it out, take it out, oh, it's delicious..."

Deng Chao poured everyone a cup of mango juice. Chen Chichi reacted and began to divide dessert. Li Tiezhu stepped aside and sat down.

Luhani took the lock unscrewed by Li Tiezhu and studied it: "Tiezhu, you are born with divine power!"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "who does the program group despise? Can this lock lock people?"

Yan Dao: "OK, now that you eat these foods, you have to pay 50 yuan."

Deng Chao said with a smile, "why? We all got it. Why should we give you money?"

Chen Chichi: "we unlock the lock with strength. What's none of your business?"

Li Tiezhu said coldly, "director, if you want to say that, it's boring. If you dare to ask us for money, I'll unscrew all the glass cabinets over there! Do you believe it? I just unscrew them, but we don't move the things inside and don't have to give money."

Yan daolue was embarrassed: "this... You're a little slapped in the face."

Deng Chao clapped his legs and laughed.

Luhani said, "iron pillar is so domineering."

Chen Chichi: "it's not very lethal, but it's very insulting! It's still locked? It's all unscrewed for you!"

Yan Dao: "otherwise, I'll give you a discount for these food and give you five yuan symbolically. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu, I'll let you compensate for the lock."

Luhani quickly slipped the broken lock to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "ah???"

Chen Chichi is invincible: "thank you for your invitation!"

Li Tiezhu: "is it still time to put things back now?"

Deng Chao bit a cake and came up to Li Tiezhu: "do you spit it out? Hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu: "

Yan Dao added, "I think we still have to have basic travel expenses."

The eyes of several people who were eating were bright, especially Li Tiezhu, who had five pieces before he graduated from school. There were pictures of five couples on the TV screen. Each person selects a group, and then can get the corresponding basic fund.

When the round faced fat deer stood up, it was a wave of analysis: "then I know. I certainly can't choose to take care of children. The funds for taking care of children are limited..."

Chen Chichi ignored the fawn's nagging and directly started: "I choose C."

The fawn said, "I chose e because I think e's wife looks good."

Li Tiezhu: "which one doesn't look good? I think they all look good."

Fawn: "iron pillar, I can't answer you like this."

Chen he smiled a few times: "you robbed me of what I wanted to say, Li Tiezhu and Li jiejie."

Then Deng chaoxuan B.

It's Li Tiezhu's turn.

Fawn is another wave of analysis: "I think a, a will have a big reversal and a big surprise. Iron pillar, believe me."

Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "since brother Lu strongly recommends a, I'll choose D."

Luhani: ah? You'll regret it

The video starts playing.

A wife: "there is no budget for people without a wife like this."

Deng Chao and Chen Chichi gave Li Tiezhu thumbs up one after another. Li Tiezhu was also relieved and almost doomed.

Luhani forcibly explained: "Oh! Look at my reasoning, points... There is a way on my forehead."

Slap in the face.

Soon, the remaining four videos were finished.

Deng Chao's 300 yuan incarnation Deng Qianqian, Chen Chichi's 88 yuan, Li Tiezhu's 500 yuan promotion to Li Shoufu, and reasoning master Luhani's worst 50 yuan.

Then, the director handed out new mobile phones to the four people and transferred the money to them.

Li Tiezhu's shocked face: "Oh! Such an advanced mobile phone?"

Deng Chao looked at the 300 yuan in wechat, mocked Luhani, and joked with Chen Chichi: "fifty, eighty-eight, you two don't add up to me. Hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu: "you three don't add up as much as me."

Deng Chao: "

Luhani and Chen he laughed and their faces became sad.

Then Wang tie came in with a snack cart and a guitar on his back. He looked incredible: "have you eaten?"

Luhani: "tour guide?"

Deng Chao: "selling snacks?"

Chen Chichi mocked his face: "ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu: "Ang, I bought these for five yuan."

With a smelly face, Wang tie still played and sang a paragraph: "sharpen scissors, rechargeable treasure... There are a lot of things at the no product meeting..."

Wang tie failed to sell. Brother Chao sympathetically paid for a bag of peanuts.

Then, Wang tie looked at Li Tiezhu: "everyone is a champion. Don't you... Say it?"

Li Tiezhu smiled and came forward to give a hug: "come on."

Wang tie: "

After that, several people were eating peanuts and suddenly discussed the problem of beer. Brother Chao tricked Li Tiezhu to buy it.

Li Tiezhu didn't even think about it. He gave money directly, 105 yuan for five bottles of beer.

Brother Chao suddenly wondered, "Hey, iron pillar, aren't you very stingy on the Internet? Why are you so refreshing today?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's not really my money. If it can't be spent before tomorrow, won't it be wasted? Anyway, I'll leave after recording tomorrow."

Deng Chao smiled strangely: "are you really sure you only come to this issue? Do you want to play the game again later? Are you sure?"

Li Tiezhu opened a beer in the distance: "ang!"

What else does Deng Chao have to say? Chen Chichi interrupted and winked: "don't say a few words, old Deng head! Other children are full of joy. They will go home tomorrow to make Huanggang secret roll. Don't make trouble."

Luhani chuckled and whispered, "because of the iron pillar, the program even changed its name. He thought the program team could let him go?"

Deng Chao: "this silly boy, ha ha..."

After a drink, Deng Chao encouraged Luhani and Chen Chichi to spend money.

Luhani got up to open the toilet.

Li Tiezhu stopped him: "don't spend money indiscriminately. Keep food. Why open the toilet? Just go to the deck and solve it. Let's go. I'll take you."

Luhani was not embarrassed and ran away with Li Tiezhu.

The director shouted, "don't follow the camera, don't follow."

Deng Chao and Chen Chichi looked at each other. Deng Chao said, "did they complicate things?"

Chen Chichi: "yes, don't throw away the beer bottles after drinking."

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