Chapter 194

When Li Tiezhu came to Yuzhang, it was already after 7 p.m. Yan and an assistant took Li Tiezhu to dinner, and then settled him in a hotel. During this period, Li Tiezhu had a general understanding of the recent programs. After Fang Bo left, two newcomers and other guests came to the program group, and the effect was not good. In particular, the two newcomers were timid and a little unable to move.

After recording the program the day before yesterday, the team members took a holiday and went sightseeing under the leadership of Deng Chao. This is Deng Chao's hometown.

It is said that the fourth phase is particularly collapsed in Jingde town, especially those who work and act.

Finally, the director team just led the team to Yuzhang and asked Deng Chao and Chen Chichi to sneak out to eat at night and spend all their money, which gave rise to highlights and suspense.

The fifth issue will be recorded from tomorrow morning. First, Deng Chao and Chen Chichi spend all their money, and then let Li Tiezhu appear, pretending to arrive temporarily. Then Deng Chao took everyone to Yuzhang to recall his childhood memories, and then we took a bus to Jiangxia.

When he arrived at the hotel, director Yan politely bought some snacks and drinks, showed Li Tiezhu some highlights of the two issues, and the assistant took a mobile phone to shoot a video.

Li Tiezhu pointed to his assistant: "why do you shoot me?"

Yan Jian said, "tiktok is not good enough to shoot at any point. If you can use it, you can only use the jitter and not put the positive film in it."

Li Tiezhu gave a cry and continued to read the gags.

Director Yan slammed with Li Tiezhu and asked, "what do you think?"

Li Tiezhu drank half a glass of beer: "me? I don't watch variety shows very much, but what you showed me is really boring."

The assistant looked at director Yan for fear that he would be angry.

Yan Dao just smiled: "I don't think it's very interesting. What's the problem?"

Li Tiezhu: "you ask me? Aren't you a director?"

Yan Dao: "in the variety industry, I'm still a primary school student. It's always right to listen to more opinions. Talk about it. Drink anyway, just say it."

Li Tiezhu hesitated: "then I really said you won't be angry?"

Yan Dao: "I'm famous for my big belly. How can I be angry?"

The assistant secretly turned his eyes. You have a big belly and a hammer. On the way to pick up Li Tiezhu, you have been talking about targeting Li Tiezhu and making Li Tiezhu pay a heavy price. Moreover, let him shoot Li Tiezhu, also really have the idea of doing things.

Li Tiezhu was not afraid of Yan Dao's anger. He just said, "the problem is big. It's all about you, the director."

Director Yan stiffened for a moment and squeezed out a smile: "ha, right? I said the bystander is clear. You continue."

Li Tiezhu said, "I think the planning of the program is OK, but I can be more attentive. The guests are a little lazy and don't work hard enough, but it's OK. Both newcomers say they are newcomers, and you expect them to take the initiative? You should guide and develop their characteristics. Look, I'm on masked singers." When I was, I made an embarrassment. The following group of big guys accompanied me and forcibly broke it back. The effect was very good. Therefore, it was all the director's problem. You weren't cruel enough to everyone. "

"What do you mean?"

"You didn't ask the planner to give punishment measures, nor did you make the guests feel pressure. The concept of making money became more and more vague. Half work and half travel became pure tourism, which was a little dull. Moreover, the name penalty was cancelled."

"What if they don't finish the task? Leave them alone?"

"Throw it directly. Who hasn't finished it, just eliminate it? Anyway, there are more and more guests on the program."

"Signed the contract!"

"Well... Let him work in situ and make enough money. Can't he catch up by bus? Otherwise, who will try to make money? I tell you, I used to move bricks at the construction site and still put the last elimination system."

Director Yan: "Oh! You're right. Listening to you is better than reading for ten years! What should Xiang Tianyu do if he disappears for half a period for personal reasons?"

Li Tiezhu: "fine deduction, lack of one period of 200, lack of half period of 100."

The assistant's eyes are straight. Li Tiezhu is so cruel that he can't even pit himself! Brother, you are the one who is absent most! Don't you have a number in mind? Oh, by the way, he just didn't think of it.

Yan daoshen thought so. He drank another glass of beer and said with emotion: "Li Tiezhu, you are a variety show genius! Just do it. You will be fined if you are absent, and you will work locally if you fail to complete the task! Do you have any suggestions? I find your brain hole is very good!"

Li Tiezhu's black face was slightly red: "really? In fact, I'm very stupid. I may have stayed with pine and bamboo for a long time, which is a little abnormal. I have some ideas, but I don't know if it's appropriate."

Director Yan: "drink in private. You can say it."

"You can also assign secret tasks to each resident guest, which must be completed and can not be guessed by other resident guests, otherwise it will be regarded as failure. If you fail, you will be fined."

"This is awesome!"

"Isn't it?"

"Li Tiezhu, you are really a genius."

"No, you're stupid. How did you become a director?"

"Huh? All right."

After drinking four bottles of beer, guide Yan left with his assistant and asked Li Tiezhu to have a good rest. Li Tiezhu sent them to the car.

As soon as the door was closed, director Yan showed a treacherous smile: "how many periods has he been absent?"

The assistant couldn't help laughing: "three and a half, a fine of 700?"

Director Yan: "of course, if he puts forward such a request, then meet him! And the video just recorded, throw it to the later stage and directly put it on the positive film. This is called self binding!"

Assistant: "

Li Tiezhu outside the car is still waving goodbye to the director. He is always enthusiastic and doesn't know that he has been cheated.

After seeing off the director, Li Tiezhu went back to his room and gave a video to songzhu'er. He was mainly worried that she was ill again to see how she was.

"It's iron pillar! Hey, hey... Iron pillar took the initiative to give me a video again, five Kui heads, six six six..."

Matsushita's eyes were blurred. She wore Kumamoto's pajamas and punched lengba. If she lost, she drank a glass of beer.

Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw, didn't you act?"

Lengba: "I've been acting. Not long after I came back, I had a good talk with zhu'er, so I decided to have a drink."

Li Tiezhu can't understand your identity. What can we talk about?

After drinking wine, songzhuer's brain began to be wrong again: "iron pillar, if our plot is crooked, it must be xiaohuangwen, ha ha, but in fact, there are more evil than the three of us in this circle."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "how is it possible?"

Matsushita: "you don't know. Someone asked me to be a little six or seven. As a result, the director himself was still a 0 and gave it to his 1. I was only 16 years old, scum! Bah!"

Lengba: "triumph director?"

Matsushita: "he's looking for you, too?"

Lengba: "once at the award ceremony, he said that he could let me play the female number one, but I had to have a special audition..."

Li Tiezhu was shocked: "what you said is true or false? Why are all the directors I met very good? Director SiHa Yan just had a drink with me. It's good for me. Even he feels a little stupid."

Lengba said, "he's not stupid. You're a man and a little ugly. Of course, you don't have a chance to be hidden rules. I'm different from Zhu Er."

Songzhu Gulu Gulu poured a glass of beer: "I announce that we will defend ourselves like jade for the iron pillar of our family! Whoever is not loyal will be expelled from the pillar."

Li Tiezhu choked.

Lengba was also silly: "Zhu Ji? What is Zhu Ji? Is it formal? No, sister, are you going to attract more favorite concubines for Li Tiezhu?"

Matsushita: "what... What if?"

Lengba: "just in case, who will provoke our iron pillar again, and we will work together to kill her!"

Matsushita: "what if Tiezhu likes it?"

Lengba: "no matter how much I like it, I won't like it more than you, I said."

Matsushita: "really? Hee hee..."

Lengba: "rabbit smashing is very dangerous. We should concentrate our superior forces to suppress rabbit smashing! She is inexplicably close to Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu was speechless: "people are only 16 years old. We are just friends."

Songzhu'er waved a small fist: "she died young! No, she encouraged me to pursue Li Tiezhu and recommended me a nine yuan nine book."

Lengba clenched her teeth: "rabbits are not human!"

Song Zhuer said, "hit the rabbit and hit the opposition! Kill!! ah, er..."

Bang Dang.

As soon as the wine cup was lost, songzhuer turned his eyes, fell on the carpet and slept for seconds.

Leng baling looked at his cell phone for a long time and said, "iron pillar, can I let her sleep on the carpet? I can't move her."

Li Tiezhu also shook his head: "drag the bed. It's hard for you."

Lengba took a breath and dragged songzhuer's legs to the bedroom. Songzhuer slept heavily and began to spit bubbles.

After a long time, lengba returned to the camera and gasped: "your erha is dead. I'm so tired."

Li Tiezhu asked, "is the circle really so chaotic?"

Lengba smiled: "why don't I give you some popular science? Refresh your three views, and you'll find that you are a saint compared with them. Let's say that the little pig looked good when recording the infinite challenge last time? But in fact, he is the king of multiplayer sports and a master of time management..."

Li Tiezhu heard the cold sweat: "is it so exaggerated?"

Lengba: "he's only average. There's another story about golf. Let me tell you in detail..."

Li Tiezhu nausea: "stop, stop, I saw her film when I was a child..."

Lengba didn't let him go: "what's this? And the actress trembled all over the program. Her golden father was overjoyed with the remote control. It is said that once..."

Chatted for a while and hung up the video.

Li Tiezhu is lying in bed. His guilt has been alleviated a lot in the past two days. He knows that lengba deliberately said this to him to help him.

Some Li Tiezhu can understand, some can't understand. His previous life circle was too limited and simple. People like to go to the pink alley for tooth sacrifice like Uncle Huang belong to a relatively bad type. He couldn't imagine anyone playing with dog walking, ball plugging, video clips or anything. It's not done by people. It's like an animal.

And what is m? Teacher lengba seems to be really rude... She has started shopping for toys, which is completely going to turn me into a bad person.

Thinking of Li Tiezhu, he fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu went to the program group to report.

Deng Chao, Luhani, Chen Chichi, Wang tie, Taohong, Yan Qi and Chen Yi fought over the lost 200 yuan at the dinner table. Finally, the reasoning deer completed the final kill, and Deng Chao and Chen Chichi were exposed.

Originally, according to the program team's advance plan, he fooled this crop directly. When it didn't happen, brother Chao took everyone to continue to visit Yuzhang city.

However, after meeting Li Tiezhu last night, director Yan held a meeting with the main creative team and informed Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi that the plan would change.

Therefore, director Yan appeared: "Deng Chao and Chen Chichi misappropriated 200 yuan of public funds, fined 400 yuan, and each person bore 200 yuan."

Deng Chao and Chen Chichi began to refute and deny, and finally asked, "who made the bad move?"

Director Yan released the video of Li Tiezhu's completion.

Deng Chao: "this guy, eat inside out!"

Chen Chichi said, "hey? I suddenly think it's better for me to owe 200? I have a pleasant hunch. I don't know if it's right, director?"

Yan Dao said, "if Tian Yu is absent for half a period, 100 yuan will be deducted. If Li Tiezhu is absent for three and a half periods, 700 yuan will be deducted."

Chen Chichi laughed.

Deng Chao smiled: "in this way, I'll balance!"

The others laughed one after another. Li Tiezhu, the baby, didn't expect to pit himself?

Luhani smiled and wiped tears: "director, aren't you afraid of being found by iron pillar? What if he beats you? We can't stop him."

Director Yan looked proud: "that's impossible. This is the fifth issue. It won't be broadcast until a month later. By then, we'll have finished recording the twelfth issue. Where will he hit me?"

Chen Chichi laughed even more.

When it was broadcast a month later, because of the water injection in the first two phases, the barrage was lamented. At the same time, I brushed the words to welcome Li Tiezhu's return, hoping that tie Hanhan and Li Tiezhu could support the laughter of the program. Unexpectedly, before Li Tiezhu appeared, he smashed a large string of laughter. Indeed, he is worthy of Li Tiezhu.

Barrage enable taunt mode:

"What does Li Tiezhu think? Still deduct money? Doesn't he know he is absent the most?"

"Serious brother has always been good at pitching himself, which is great."

"I'm looking forward to Li Tiezhu's expression when he knows he owes 700 yuan. Ha ha..."

"I think this program is fun."

"Sure enough, Li Tiezhu is different."

"The director group still has to be cruel, otherwise it feels like playing. It's boring."

"Those two newcomers look really boring and have no sense of variety."

"Don't mention the sense of variety. I can't let go at all. Li Tiezhu is also a newcomer. The gap is really big."

"Li Tiezhu, that's God's reward."

When everyone was almost laughing, director Yan took out four cards and said, "as Li Tiezhu said, give secret tasks to the four permanent guests, including him. If they are not found, who completes the tasks first will win. Those who complete the tasks will not be punished, and those who are exposed and seen through will be punished."

Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "no, it feels like running. We have to work and do secret tasks. We're so tired!"

Deng Chao also said, "yes, you're too deliberate."

Yan said, as like as two peas, I think so. So the contents of these four cards are the same. That is to say, Li Tiezhu will get the same task no matter how he is pumped, and we all know his secret mission.

Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha ha! This is OK, ha ha ha..."

Deng Chao also clapped the table with a smile.

Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn't know what to do. They looked confused and asked what happened.

Luhani smiled and explained to them, "Li Tiezhu is the only one who does the task. We all know what his task is. Then, we stop him, let him fail and accept punishment. The audience also knows that Li Tiezhu doesn't know. Pooh ha ha..."

Only then did they understand that while laughing, they loved the newcomer Li Tiezhu.

Taohong smiled foolishly: "you... Are you a dog? Tiezhu is honest. Is it appropriate for you to bully him like this?"

I met Li Tiezhu when Taohong was visiting Xu Shanzheng in the crew of "in full bloom", and I had a good impression of him.

Director Yan said: "blame me? Of course, the creativity he put forward should satisfy him."

Deng Chao was forced to be serious: "this can be, really. Poof, Hei, hei... What's the task of this period?"

Director Yan looked at the card and said, "hug four heterosexuals."

Chen Chichi pointed to director Yan: "to tell you the truth, director Yan, did you deliberately target Li Tiezhu? Because he wanted to beat you at the beginning, and later said you were treacherous."

Director Yan faced the camera and nodded honestly: "yes, do you still need to guess? I'm aiming at him."

Another burst of laughter, so honest? Without a show?

The barrage a month later is also very hi:

"Take it! I feel full of malice. Iron pillar, run, don't come."

"Director Yan is really careful, ha ha ha..."

"Li Tiezhu is so honest that you let him hold the girl? Is that... Too interesting?"

"I want to see Li Tiezhu holding peach red."

"Xu Shan fights for the big head warning!"

"Duan Yihong small eye warning!"

"It'll be fun if you find out that you've been corrected."

"No way, he can't find out."

After communicating with these people, director Yan took them out of the apartment and prepared to get on the bus.

Li Tiezhu strictly followed the script and ran from a distance with his suitcase: "brother Chao, Hello, I'm back!"

Deng Chao pretended to be very excited and shouted, "it's Li Tiezhu! Tiezhu is coming! I miss you!"

Luhani also cooperated: "iron pillar, the day without you is too boring."

Chen Chichi was too lazy to play and leaned aside to roll her eyes.

Li Tiezhu ran over and said hello to everyone. Finally, it was Chenyi's turn and Yan Qi's turn to introduce himself: "Hello, I'm Li Tiezhu, from Xichuan."

Yan Qi: "welcome newcomers! We know you, good voice champion."

Chen Yi nodded shyly: "brother tie Zhu, I often use your song when dancing. I gave you the copyright fee."

Chen Chichi can't see it. These two are also simple and Han. Director Yan said so much just now. They haven't fully understood it yet. They think Li Tiezhu is the same newcomer as them.

He came to hold Li Tiezhu and said to the two: "Tiezhu is not a newcomer. Do you know how to get here? Deng haha, Chen haha, Lu haha and this... Li haha. He is one of the four permanent guests and an experienced variety artist. You two should learn from him more."

Yan Qi and Chen Yi are a little embarrassed and nod repeatedly. Chen Chichi is not bullying them, but helping them. If it doesn't make sense, they will make jokes in the program and be teased by the audience.

Li Tiezhu said modestly, "learn from each other. What? The director is stupid. He doesn't know how to design a play for you. You should show more and grab more shots."

Yan Qi and Chen Yi are surprised. The director is behind you! eldest brother!

Director Yan: "who is stupid?"

Li Tiezhu looked back: "you. Don't worry. Like me, a fool has a fool's blessing. There's nothing wrong."

Chen Yi shivers.

Yan Qi looked around and wanted to hide away.

Director Yan said, "I also think it's very good. What, four permanent guests come to extract secret tasks."

Yan Qi and Chen Yi look at each other. Is this Li Tiezhu's card face? When is director Yan so easy to talk? Isn't it famous for being stingy?

When drawing the card, Taohong and Wang tie held a smile.

Li Tiezhu drew one, hid far away, secretly looked, his eyes protruded: hug with four heterosexuals!

The other three also got task cards.

Director Yan said, "let me talk about the rules, rewards and punishments. Those who are not exposed and take the lead in completing the task will be rewarded with 500 yuan. Those who are not exposed and complete the task will not be rewarded or punished. Those who are seen through will be punished. The punishment in this period is to play mosaic on their faces in the next period."

Deng Chao laughed and spat out: "are you playing so hard?"

Chen Chichi: "I won't lose!"

Luhani said, "what's your task?"

Chen Chichi: "I won't tell you, who, iron pillar? What's your task? We'll help you."

Li Tiezhu is bitter and bitter: "my is and four... Hey! Something's wrong with you, brother, you cheat me? I'll lose if I tell you."

Chen Chichi and Luhani held their heads and laughed.

Deng Chao comforted Li Tiezhu: "ignore them. They are bad people. Tell me secretly that I won't expose you. I'll help you secretly."

Li Tiezhu said cautiously, "what's your task?"

Deng Chao came to Li Tiezhu's ear and whispered a word.

Li Tiezhu resolutely raised his hand: "director, report! No, I exposed brother Chao. His task is to take a group photo with four children."

Director Yan: "

Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed even more wildly. This stupid pillar is playing with his heart!

Wang tie squatted to the ground with a smile.

Although Taohong is laughing, she is a little distressed about Li Tiezhu.

Seeing that director Yan did not speak, Li Tiezhu glared at Deng Chao: "brother Chao, you are a liar! Tell me a lie."

Deng Chao: "if I tell the truth, you will expose me. Do you mean to say I lied to you? You didn't hesitate to report me directly for a second. What's your integrity?"

Li Tiezhu said: "I can't tell you my task!"

Deng Chao: "can't you hold a girl or something?"

Li Tiezhu: "

The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.

Li Tiezhu's eyes flickered and wanted to explain.

Chen chiequatoria: "how can the program team be so perfunctory? This task is definitely exposed. I'll tell you, it's too deliberate. It's definitely not this."

Deng Chao: "I'm just talking nonsense. Of course I know it's not that."

Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and scared me to death.

Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu hugged: "welcome back."

Luhani and Deng Chao also came to hug Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was inspired to hug Wang tie, and then naturally went to Taohong: "sister Taohong, haven't seen you for a long time."

Li Tiezhu opened his arms to embrace.

Taohong also opened her arms: "long time no see. You did a great performance last time. Eh? Why did the shoelaces open?"

Li Tiezhu hugged a lonely man.

Taohong suddenly squatted down and tied her shoes.

Not far away, the three of Deng Chao laughed and turned their backs. They were seen by Li Tiezhu.

Luhani said, "sister Taohong loves Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, she snorted..."

The director roared, "OK, everyone is here. Get in the car."