Chapter 196

Li Tiezhu pressed down again.

Brother Chao's legs are split into 140 degrees, and his expression is extremely distorted: "I swear! I swear, if I report you, I'll let my film box office hit the street! How about it?"

Luhani was surprised: "is it so cruel? It's too cruel!"

Chen Chichi: "this poisonous oath is poisonous enough, iron pillar. Brother Chao is sincere enough."

Li Tiezhu felt that he should be more cautious: "does brother Chao's film have a box office? Don't swear on something that doesn't exist?"

Luhani laughed wildly: "ha ha ha... Brother Chao's Mermaid box office this year is more than 300 million. You say brother Chao doesn't have a box office? Don't you watch movies? Iron pillar?"

Li Tiezhu smiled and loosened brother Chao: "serious people..."

Brother Chao shouted in pain, "who is serious to see a movie!!!"

Li Tiezhu sat down with him: "it's almost the same, brother Chao. We are all friends. There's no need to force each other."

Brother Chao rubbed his inner thigh: "ha ha... Your friend is about to crack now!"

There was another unbridled laugh.

After a while, brother Chao lay on the floor and smiled with pain: "I can't record today, I can't record..."

Chen Chichi: "since I can't record it, iron pillar will tear a word directly and open your eyes."

Brother Chao jumped up vigilantly, closed his legs, and his posture was slightly enchanting: "I can still insist."

Chen Chichi laughed heartlessly: "ha ha ha ha... Brother Chao, you're a little too fast. You should be a little tough."

Deng Chao: "no matter how hard it is, I'll really crack!"

The others laughed very high, too.

Li Tiezhu was very serious: "well, if you go back, hum..."

Brother Chao shook his head: "how could it be? What kind of friendship do we have? I will never hurt you. I will only help you."

Li Tiezhu: "do we... Have friends?"

Barrage:

"Is it easy to hold a smile in the middle of the night? It cracks."

"Laughing makes my neck cramp."

"Laugh until your stomach hurts..."

"All the people on the bus looked at me and smiled. They thought they were crazy!"

"Brother Lu has beautiful clothes and more handsome people!"

"Li Tiezhu blew up!"

"I laugh at the shit. It's still thin."

"Li Tiezhu is really fierce..."

In fact, this program has only been here for more than 20 minutes, and the laughter is already very dense. Moreover, almost all happened to Li Tiezhu, especially his interaction with Deng Chao made people laugh at his abdominal muscles.

The quality of the whole program has improved rapidly, which is two programs compared with the two issues, which also makes the audience more and more sure of Li Tiezhu's variety performance.

Everyone is still roller skating. Director Yan has relaxed. He even drank a box of yogurt and said to the assistant:

"This period is stable."

The assistant nodded: "indeed, brother Chao paid a little more this time."

Director Yan shook his head: "he paid a lot, but what's more important is the change brought by Li Tiezhu. This little guy is born for variety show. What song does he sing? He reminds me of Wang Baobao in the first season of gallop bar. He doesn't look very smart, but he has a smile and is popular with the audience. If he hadn't just started his career and his coffee position is still unstable, he can go directly to the main coffee."

The assistant was a little confused: "he? The main guy?"

Yan Dao: "absolutely no problem. Wait for him to be popular for another year. Give him a Chen Chichi or a pig. It's usually not a big variety show. He can definitely play well."

Assistant: "aren't you aiming at him? Why are you so optimistic about him?"

Yan Dao: "I'm only aiming at him because I'm careful! It's not cool not to retaliate. It has nothing to do with my eyes."

Assistant: "

After leaving the roller skating rink, Deng Chao took everyone to eat grandma Cheng's spicy intestines and spicy lotus roots. Grandma Cheng was very enthusiastic.

Delicious Li Tiezhu didn't focus on delicious food. After grandma Cheng was busy, she rubbed a hug when taking a group photo, and the task reached 2 / 4.

In the car, Chen Chichi and Xiaolu were in the same car and discussed there.

Luhani said, "hahaha... Just now Tiezhu hugged grandma Cheng. He wouldn't think grandma is also a girl?"

Chen Chichi: "why not? The task card says the opposite sex."

Luhani was nervous: "what should I do? He has held two people, and there are still two left."

Chen Chichi: "don't worry, then we'll stop him. When he's ready to hold the fourth, we'll report it directly, ha ha ha!"

Chen Yi asked, "why? Brother Tiezhu will be punished if he loses, but we don't seem to do any good?"

Chen Chichi: "how can a man only consider the benefits? Aren't you happy to see iron pillars punished?"

Luhani: "that is, in order to make a good brother feel the suffering of the world and the coldness of the world, it is of course incumbent on brothers to report him!"

Chen Yi thought for a long time before he realized that these two people just wanted to pit Li Tiezhu. They bent over with a smile and sympathized with Li Tiezhu.

The next step is to visit brother Chao's teacher and mother. A group of people are hungry and want to rub rice, but they have already eaten it. The mother still proposed to buy pancakes. Everyone responded warmly.

Chen Yi and Li Tiezhu volunteered to buy pancakes with their teacher's mother.

Finally, we picked up Tian Yu and went to Deng Chao's alma mater to play basketball.

Chen Chichi and Deng Chao challenged the director team. The director team directly called Li Tiezhu. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu has made great contributions to his plans, and he deserves to join the director team.

The guest team played the director team 12:2, and then Li Tiezhu was replaced to cover brother Chao and Chen Chichi until Chen Chichi doubted life. Luhani's last handsome shot, ready to kill, was fanned out by a hot pot by Li Tiezhu.

Then, Li Tiezhu ate Chen Chichi under the basket, and the little hook hit the board into the basket.

The director team counter attacked and killed, and won 21:20.

After winning the ball, Li Tiezhu went to hug his teammates. Finally, when it was the girl of the director's team, she was pushed away by Chen Chichi.

It's about to succeed. Have you been found?

Chen chiequatoria: "what do you mean? We lost and didn't get the bonus. What shall we eat tonight? Big meal? Snack?"

Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief: "blame me? Didn't you say you were a bully under the basket? You almost sprained your foot when I hit you."

They began to quarrel. They had passive skills in hand. Li Tiezhu didn't lose, and Chen Chichi didn't care about winning or losing. I just stopped you from holding a girl.

After seeing off Taohong, they boarded the bus to Jiangxia.

The night was already very deep, the atmosphere in the bus was slightly depressed, and a group of people were hungry.

Tian Yu asked, "it's Jiangxia. How much money do we have now?"

Luhani smiled bitterly: "I have 44 pieces. Brother Chao, Chichi, you and iron pillars are all negative."

"Ha ha ha..."

A group of people smiled and looked solemn and stirring.

Chen Chichi said on Wang tie's head, "when did you come back?"

Wang tie: "I'll come back after winning the crown."

Everyone praised.

Li Tiezhu: "ah? Aren't you always there?"

Wang tie: "brother? I disappeared all day and went to win a talk show championship. Didn't you find me gone?"

"Aren't you already a champion?"

"This is the championship."

"Are stand up crosstalk competitions so complicated these days?"

"This is not crosstalk, this is a talk show."

"It's all the same. I have a brother who studies crosstalk. I understand."

"You know..."

Deng Chao interrupted, "do you still have the strength to discuss this? I think it's urgent. I'm really hungry. First think about what to do tonight."

Li Tiezhu: "looking for someone to rub rice, do you want to think about it?"

Luhani: is it so direct

Chen Chichi took out his mobile phone: "what else? A group of people beg along the street? Hahaha... It depends on friends to go out. My elder martial brother Yuan Hong is from Jiangxia."

Through the phone, Yuan Hong is not in Jiangxia: "I'm not in Jiangxia, my wife is..."

Li Tiezhu: "hang up."

Chen Chichi hung up directly: "what do I have to say to you?"

I turned around and called my second sister, but I didn't answer.

Deng Chao, Tianyu, Chen Chichi and Luhani fought together, but they still didn't answer.

Luhani: it's over

Li Tiezhu said, "why did you return your mobile phone? Ah, yes, I also confiscated your mobile phone. Is the director too broken? There is no sense of variety."

Chen Chichi: "if you accept your mobile phone, you can't find anyone to rub rice."

Li Tiezhu said, "let me fight one."

Luhani: "Tiezhu, do you still know Jiangxia's friends?"

Li Tiezhu dialed the phone: "didn't you say to find the second sister? I also called one. I met Hengdian last time. Because I'm a fellow, I added it. The second sister is very enthusiastic."

Chen Chichi: "it's time to go to bed. I can't get through such an iron relationship. How can you..."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, second sister. I'm Li Tiezhu."

Chen Chichi's eyes protruded: "..."

Deng Chao mocked Chen Chichi: "is it cool to hit the face?"

On the phone, the second sister was full of confusion: "Why are so many people calling me?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm looking for you. We're together. We've come to Jiangxia. Brother Chi Chi said we must invite you to dinner. We can't get through the phone. We're all crazy."

Luhani was surprised at Li Tiezhu's shameless: "is it so... So slippery?"

Chen Chichi came up: "yes, I'm crazy. Is it still human to come to Jiangxia without inviting the second sister to dinner?"

Second sister: "fat man, have you drunk too much again?"

Chen Chichi: "I, i... what do I say, I don't drink."

Li Tiezhu: "he's not drunk this time. We're together."

Second sister: "Why are you so many people together?"

Li Tiezhu said, "we're recording a program. SiHa rubs rice balls and just arrives in Jiangxia."

Second sister: "rub rice balls?"

Chen Chichi: "SiHa dried rice ball, you heard it wrong. It's a special program to invite friends to dinner everywhere. Brother Chao, Tiezhu, Xiaolu, brother Tian Yu, Wang tie, Yan Qi and Chenyi, let's come to Wuhan together!"

Second sister: "Oh... None of my business?"

The atmosphere inside the car was a little awkward.

Luhani cried and smiled: "ha ha ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu pushed Chen Chichi away and said, "second sister, I'm Li Tiezhu. Do you still have an impression?"

Second sister: "stop talking. Do you recognize you as a brother? What is impression? I listen to your songs every day. My sister told you, don't mix with them and don't be spoiled by the fat man. The fat man is very bad."

The hometown dialect came out.

Li Tiezhu: "no, No. we came to Jiangxia to eat delicious food, but we don't know what to eat. I'd like to ask you to recommend it and invite you to dinner."

Second sister: "just invite me by the way?"

Li Tiezhu: "if there are seven or eight of us who specially invite you to dinner, do you dare to come?"

Second sister: "that's also..."

Chen Chichi came up again: "so, second sister, first tell us where you are and we'll come to you. Then please show us a clear way. We'll find some authentic food and record it while eating. By the way, please have a snack with you. Do you think it's ok?"

Second sister: "do you want me to treat you to a late night snack?"

Chen Chichi's expression changed: "..."

Deng Chao hooped Chen Chichi's neck from behind and whispered, "don't talk. Besides, this meal will be yellow."

Li Tiezhu: "please? That's very kind of you. But now that you've spoken out and the program team has recorded it, it... If you don't invite it and broadcast it, it doesn't seem to have a good impact."

Second sister: "it doesn't matter. Second sister doesn't want that face."

Li Tiezhu: "but being a brother can't help but earn you face! In addition... There are only 44 yuan left for eight of us."

The second sister smiled bitterly, "OK! I'll send you the location and you'll come and pick me up."

Li Tiezhu resolutely hung up the phone: "thank you, sister."

Toot~

Luhani looked curious: "iron pillar, everyone says you're honest. How did you fool people into one set?"

Chen Chichi: "and I don't want face. I don't want face more than I do."

Deng Chao: "this kind of person is false and honest. My crotch still hurts now."

Li Tiezhu said blankly: "I often rub rice and never fail. Qin Tao, ban Hua, the little prince against the wind, Zhao Liya, lengba, Fang Bo, Yue Ge, Xu Shanzheng, Yang Mi... I have all rubbed rice. This is a talent and has nothing to do with stupidity. There are two kinds of passive rubbing rice and active rubbing rice. Passive rubbing rice must be shy and declined, and finally I can't lose face to eat. Active rubbing rice is simple. To sum up, it is ——Make excuses. "

Chen Chichi took a cold breath and said, "hiss - there is no end to learning. It's hard to make a boat! We're still too low."

Deng Chao: "rubbing rice is a technical job. Chen Chichi will only be shameless and have no technology."

Chen Chichi shook his head decisively: "be willing to bow to the downwind!"

Luhani: This is the king of rubbing rice

The car continued to drive, and everyone talked and laughed. After all, it was a meal! It was fun to think about it.

Li Tiezhu was a little silent, and the system released the task again.

[Ding! Special task: if the playing rate of SiHa exceeds 50 million, you will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + blackened card X3]

Li Tiezhu doesn't care about 10 intelligence points, but what is the blackened card?

What does X3 mean? Three? What's the use?

Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and checked it. The broadcasting rate of SiHa phase 0 and phase 1 was good, especially phase 1, with a broadcasting rate of 30 million.

Check the current attributes:

Current intelligence: 99 points.

Remaining Intelligence: 19 points.

Music Achievement: 1318 points.

Variety achievement: 721 points.

Film and television achievements: 55 points.

Tiktok: 39 million 540 thousand.

Cat domestication: 54% (when did it rise again?)

[main task 3: achieve 1000 variety achievements in three months. Reward: Intelligence Value: 30 points. Gift: 5 points maximum intelligence]

[special task: if the playing rate of SiHa exceeds 50 million, you will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + blackened card X3]

Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills

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In the middle of the night, SiHa rub rice ball finally came to the agreed place, and the second sister hasn't come yet. Luhani took Wang tie, Chenyi and Yan Qi to buy lollipops, but Li Tiezhu refused. My tough guy Li Tiezhu can't eat lollipops... Ang, it's delicious.

Alps original lollipop is still good.

Li Tiezhu came to the door of the community with a lollipop. It happened that the second sister came out with her card friend.

The second sister hugged Chao Ge and Chi Chi and exclaimed, "what are you doing? What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

Li Tiezhu quickly rubbed up and waited for a hug in line.

The second sister hugged Tian Yu and said two words. Li Tiezhu was eager to try.

Chen Chichi said to Luhani, "look, Li Tiezhu is so excited. Ha ha, when he's finished holding it, you can report it directly."

Luhani nodded and was a little afraid: "Why me? You report!"

Chen Chichi: "you're brother-in-law. I'm an outsider. I'm afraid he'll fuck me."

Luhani smiled: "hehe... I'm very flustered by you!"

Over there, after greeting Tian Yu, the second sister walked towards Luhani.

Li Tiezhu jumped: "second sister, and me."

The second sister was startled: "ouch, I'm scared to death! Why are you dark again? I didn't see you in the dark."

Li Tiezhu: "I was so angry with brother Chao."

The second sister and Li Tiezhu hugged and separated: "you're stupid. Have you been bullied with them?"

Deng Chao immediately shouted, "who bullies who? Second sister, don't be deceived by his appearance."

Li Tiezhu was about to explain. Luhani suddenly jumped out and raised his hand: "director! I want to report. Li Tiezhu's task must be to embrace the opposite sex. If the amount is, I guess it's four times. Now it's three times."

The second sister doesn't know the situation.

Li Tiezhu said, "fat deer, how do you know? Did brother Chao tell you?"

Luhani: "no, I swear! Brother Chao didn't tell me. Hahaha... Iron pillar, the whole mosaic in the next issue, hahaha!"

Then, the director came up and looked forward to seeing director Yan.

Yan Dao's face was expressionless: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu for taking the lead in completing the secret task."

Chen Chichi opened her mouth wide, unbelievable.

Luhani was stunned: "ha?"

Deng Chao, who was explaining to the second sister over there, couldn't bear it: "what's the matter with the director team? Is it openly partial to Li Tiezhu? I tore it twice, didn't I suffer in vain? He only hugged three opposite sexes. We all remember the female staff, grandma Cheng and the second sister."

Li Tiezhu grinned: "Hey, hey... Want to fuck me? Fat deer, you're finished."

Luhani hid behind Chen Chichi and waited for the director group to give an explanation.

Yan Dao brought a tablet and played the picture of Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi accompanying Deng Chao's mother to buy pancakes. Li Tiezhu forcibly thanked her mother for brother Chao and embraced success.

Then, Li Tiezhu turned back and forced Chen Yi to the corner of the wall. He grabbed his leg and made a vertical split. Rao is dancing, and Chen Yi cries out in pain. Li Tiezhu threatens him not to say it, or he will tear him directly. Chen Yi is forced to agree.

So after Li Tiezhu hugged his second sister, he had completed the secret task.

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani are stupid. Is this finished?

Deng Chao was the worst.

Yan Dao: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu for getting a 500 yuan reward to get the red envelope."

Li Tiezhu happily took the red envelope and hasn't opened it yet.

Yan Dao added, "Li Tiezhu, pay back the money."

As soon as Li Tiezhu's face collapsed, he handed back a 500 yuan red envelope.

Director Yan: "OK, Li Tiezhu still owes 200 yuan. The recording continues."

Li Tiezhu: "

"Ah! It's really Li Tiezhu!"

The second sister's card friends came to take pictures with Li Tiezhu. There was no way. The second sister's card friends were older and belonged to mother powder.

Taking advantage of Li Tiezhu's entanglement, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani were called aside by Yan guide.

Yan Dao: "according to the rules, you should choose one of the three to admit defeat and be punished. The next period will be full mosaic."

Deng Chao: "it can't be me. He pressed my horse twice. Now I walk in pain and can't suffer in vain! I have no credit and pain!"

Luhani: "it can't be me. I just reported him. He doesn't look at me right now. He will retaliate against me. I can't accept punishment anymore."

Chen Chichi: "in fact, I also paid a lot..."

Luhani: "show of hands, I vote for chichige."

Deng Chao: "Chen Chichi."

Chen Chichi: "

Director Yan: "OK, you go back and play directly with Li Tiezhu. You two finish the task and Chen Chichi will be punished. Otherwise, how can you target Li Tiezhu in the next period?"

Chen Chichi: "are you sure this is for Li Tiezhu, not for me?"

This picture was also on the main film in the whole process. The audience couldn't laugh. The three people stole chicken and didn't eat rice. Yan Daozhi was the most dog. He knew that Li Tiezhu secretly held his teacher's mother, but he concealed it in the whole process. It's hard to say who he was targeting.

The barrage of bullets mocks wantonly:

"Chen Chichi, I teach you to be a man!"

"It's not easy to see Chen Chichi's bitch eat flat in the program."

"Li Tiezhu is really not stupid, just a simple character."

"Look forward to Chen Chichi's next mosaic face."

"I expect Li Tiezhu to retaliate against Luhani with his character..."

"Fat deer, the whole person is square, ha ha ha..."

"Deng Chao, does it still hurt?"

Chen Chichi came back and said, "where are you playing mahjong? Why don't we go up and have a rest."

Second sister: "where can I have a rest? The third sister's old people and children are asleep."

Chen Chichi: "I didn't expect this..."

Deng Chao: "children, the old man fell asleep, you actually play mahjong?"

Card friends said: "we have a special mahjong room!"

Li Tiezhu's Rainbow fart gushed wildly: "professional! This is the highest level of playing mahjong! And ah, I feel we are particularly honored. Do you know? There are two kinds of the highest etiquette for picking up friends in Xichuan, one is to eat hot pot with you, willing to eat mandarin duck pot, and the other is to pick you up halfway through mahjong. I'm so moved!"

The second sister nodded: "right, right!"

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani looked at each other. This guy is really shameless!

Then, the second sister led everyone to a small shop on the street and ordered dishes in and out. All dishes were served in two. The old three are right. Look in the eyes. Play it. Just revenge in the next few issues.

Chen Chichi burps Luhani, and Luhani dodges in disgust.

Chen Chichi came to Deng Chao again.

Deng Chao raised his hand: "report, Chen Chichi's task is to hiccup at others. If he is not scolded, he will succeed once. Right?"

Chen Chichi: "No. stop guessing!"

Yan Dao: "how many times?"

Chen Chichi's acting skills are good. He stood up and showed a strange expression: "did you give me a hint? The director team is too much!"

Deng Chao: "four times."

Yan Dao: "No."

Luhani: "five times?"

Yan Dao: "Chen Chichi is eliminated and punished. In the next period, he will play mosaic."

Chen Chichi: "... Very good! In the next period, I don't make up or do my hair. I can sleep for one more hour, ha ha ha, er..."

Li Tiezhu said, "fight with me? Hum!"

Chen Chichi: "ah! I, my skull hurts."