Chapter 198

Li Tiezhu didn't lift his head, peeled out a crayfish, dipped it in the soup, took a bite, took a mouthful of fragrance, and groaned with satisfaction: "it's better to be spicy."

Chen Yi's hands and feet were very fast, and he also ate a crayfish. He had a burst of happiness, but he didn't dare to show it for fear of offending Luhani.

Luhani put the SLR camera on, licked his face, sat down next to Li Tiezhu, turned his eyes, and picked up a plastic glove: "Tiezhu, you peel a little slowly. I'll teach you a new way to peel lobster."

Li Tiezhu gave a sound and looked over.

Chen Yi held back his smile and peeked.

Luhani really has a set of tricks. He peels a shrimp from his tail in three seconds, with a prominent face: "how's it going? Come on?"

With that, Luhani was about to throw the shrimps into his mouth, and then stopped awkwardly.

Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and the lobster in his hand.

Luhani swallowed his saliva, grunted a little louder, and then reluctantly put the crayfish into Li Tiezhu's bowl: "eat, eat, I don't like crayfish, I'll peel it for you. I tell you, there's nothing delicious about crayfish, but peeling lobster is very satisfying, just like some people like pinching bubbles..."

Li Tiezhu handed over a paper towel.

Luhani took it, wiped his saliva, and finally smiled shyly: "ha ha... Iron pillar, the crayfish smells good, ha ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I won't fuck you, brother Lu. We'll fix chige in the next issue."

Luhani forcibly ate a crayfish. Seeing that Li Tiezhu didn't say anything, he moved more quickly: "why?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's nothing to me, but it doesn't mean much to you that he urged you to report me. He clearly knows that brother Chao's crotch is about to crack, and he also urged you. Is this unknown to harm you? If I can't tell the good from the bad, how can you... Play football in the future?"

Luhani was stunned: "yes! Why didn't I react?"

Li Tiezhu said, "those two old people are difficult to deal with. You must suffer losses if you follow them. We are different. We are both young people. We are also musicians..."

Luhani took the shrimp and pointed to Li Tiezhu: "pure!"

Li Tiezhu: "that's right. Therefore, we two should unite."

Luhani nodded repeatedly: "it makes sense. You give brother Chao a word of horse, but you are so kind to me. You don't take revenge at all and give me crayfish. I believe you! In the future, I will be one head, national brother-in-law vs Tianba Dongba TUA!"

Li Tiezhu: "come, deer elder brother, the whole big stick bone, the marrow inside this can be the essence."

Luhani was flattered: "Oh, pay attention! Thank you, brother."

Chen Yi, who stealthily eats like a hamster, is it terrible for Li Tiezhu? Is this really new?

What am I? Vegetable chicken?

No, I shouldn't be so inflated. I'm a vegetable bug at best.

When the self heating hot pot was cooked, Li Tiezhu opened the cover and mixed dishes: "well, the hot pot was almost interesting, but it was invincible to rub the rice. The second sister was righteous."

Luhani repeated his old skill and put food in Li Tiezhu's bowl: "tell me carefully, why did the second sister invite you to dinner again? I can't figure it out."

Li Tiezhu ate the fire pot and said, "it's like this..."

When the program was broadcast, the later teacher added an inverted special effect here. It was an hour ago.

At ten o'clock, Li Tiezhu, who didn't wake up, appeared in the room with disheveled hair. Facing the urging of the staff to let him go to work, he glanced: "isn't it just rubbing rice? I'm best at rubbing rice."

The staff began to talk to Li Tiezhu. If they want to rub rice successfully, they must ask brother Chao's forgiveness and so on.

Li Tiezhu washed out, got into the car, and his backhand was a phone call: "Hello? Second sister? Today, brother Chao went to the wedding site to work for dinner. He lost his job and didn't eat. He didn't sleep. He took Fawn and Chenyi to dress up... HMM. I'll go to see them. By the way, I'll go to the site to eat and show them. How about ordering two boxed meals for me?"

Second sister: "they were so miserable? They didn't sleep? Well, what's the good about boxed lunch? I'll give you a luxury meal and you'll help me greedy them. After I place an order, I'll give you a screenshot and send me the address."

Li Tiezhu: "don't worry, second sister, it's on me."

After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu collapsed in the car to make up for his sleep. Soon the mobile phone rang, and the screen was a screenshot of the order sent by the second sister, which was super luxurious.

Playback ends here.

The comments in the barrage area are a little confused:

"What's the rhythm? Is the second sister so two?"

"Is Li Tiezhu too bad?"

"Yes, rub people once and rub people twice."

"Li Tiezhu concealed important information, and he had no food himself."

"Suddenly I feel serious. I'm very black."

"I think Li Tiezhu's instinctive reaction is that he is stupid and bad."

"Is it OK to be silly and bad?"

In the rest room, Li Tiezhu ate heartily.

After hearing what Li Tiezhu said, Chen Yi was more puzzled: "does the second sister hate us so much? She ordered such a luxurious meal to annoy us. Then why does she like brother Tiezhu so much?"

Luhani smiled: "hahaha... Chenyi, what the performing arts circle pays attention to is not singing and dancing..."

Li Tiezhu: "and the sophistication of the world. Spicy claw taught me."

Luhani took a chopstick with his belly: "Yes! Can the second sister be so easy to cheat? Also, does she simply order food for Tiezhu? You don't understand the implication of Li Tiezhu and the second sister. Li Tiezhu seems to be angry with us. In fact, he is worried that we can't eat, tired and hungry. The second sister then ordered a big meal. It is obvious that she loves brother Chao and we didn't rest, and didn't order it for Tiezhu alone. They are Deliberately bring us food, second sister, good man! Tiezhu good brother! "

Chen Yi pulled his head: "is it so complicated?"

Li Tiezhu: "is it complicated?"

Chen Yi lost his management ability: "isn't it complicated?"

Luhani: "hahaha... Therefore, brother Chao had a share of it. As a result, we ate hot pot and he went to work again, hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu: "there's no way. Can't everyone stop working? Is the program still recorded?"

Luhani: "that makes sense. Come on, brother Chao. Oh, the duck blood is delicious."

Then it became clear:

"Iron pillar has high Eq. why haven't you found it before?"

"Being easily found is also called high EQ?"

"Han Hong, lengba, Fang Bo and Xu Shan are all competing to bring new people. Can they have no EQ?"

"Fang Bo was tied, kicked and accompanied Li Tiezhu on the show. Li Tiezhu was terrible."

"And iron head baby, what are you fascinated with? Li Tiezhu is terrible + 1."

"Didn't anyone say that period of masked singer? He burst out when he appeared. As a result, he became the focus of the whole audience. He couldn't refuse."

"Iron pillar reminds me of an actor who is also simple and naive. His EQ is high enough to be explosive and likable."

"I doubt you're talking about Wang moubao."

"There's no doubt about it upstairs. The iron pillar is an enhanced version."

The crayfish had only shell left, and the small hot pot was at the bottom. When the three people were full and began to drink soup, brother Chao ran back with sweat: "fawn, Chenyi, hey hey... Is it so fast? Ah? Is it so fast? I went for 20 minutes..."

Brother Chao's serious face was filled with grief and anger.

Luhani: "brother Chao doesn't eat the food from the hot pot. I'm different. I'm spineless. The Internet says I'm a bitch."

Brother Chao smiled and sprayed: "fawn, you don't want your face for a hot pot?"

Luhani: "can you eat your face?"

Brother Chao: "

Deng Chao came over, looked at the small hot pot, grabbed Luhani's chopsticks, changed one end, and began to pick them up in the small hot pot. When he picked them up, he smiled and burst into tears: "really finished? Half a potato is left? Hehe hehe..."

Be reasonable, Deng Chao is really a little angry. Even if he has always had a good character and takes good care of his younger generation in variety shows, is this too much?

Li Tiezhu didn't go too far alone, and Luhani went too far. Chen Yi forget it. The little boy doesn't understand anything at all.

Li Tiezhu burped: "burp ~ it's too strong. Brother Chao is unkind. He always doesn't want to eat food with us. He forced brother Lu to eat a lot of belly and crayfish. He's fat. Do you still treat him like this?"

Luhani covered his face and laughed: "ha ha... Li Tiezhu, you are the devil!"

Deng Chao threw his chopsticks and twisted his expression. He switched back and forth between anger and laughter. Finally, he became the classic "crying without tears": "I... give me the spoon."

Chen Yi hands over the spoon.

Deng Chao scooped a spoonful of soup from a small hot pot, took a mouthful of it, and tasted it stiffly: "it tastes really good!"

Chen Yi and Luhani rolled with laughter.

[Ding...]

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and stung again. He grabbed back the spoon: "brother Chao, don't do this. The image of a tough man has lasted so long. Don't break the work. In the program group, cut off the picture at the bottom of brother Chao's hot pot soup."

Deng Chao: "

Li Tiezhu burped again: "burp ~ brother Chao, add some oil!"

Deng Chao took a deep breath and really wanted to curse. Finally, he handed the SLR on the table to Luhani, turned and left: "the wedding is coming to an end, you two, let's show up. Who... Shameless, wear a mask and follow me."

Li Tiezhu: "good!"

For the effect of the program, brother Chao is really fighting. This is not black, unlike Chen Chichi's lazy goods.

Moreover, brother Chao has a good character. In this way, he didn't really turn against Li Tiezhu. For another big guy, I'm afraid he'll be out directly, and there will be no lens left in this period.

At the wedding scene, Chen Ming said at the end of the wedding: "please wait a moment. We have prepared some special gifts for the two newlyweds. Let's invite our hotel staff to present a dance for you."

Brother Chao appeared on the stage wearing a wig and a mask. He almost flashed his waist.

The crowd at the scene was stunned. What the hell is this? The hotel managers on one side are even blacker. Such employees should be dismissed directly.

After the jump, brother Chao took his wig and mask and greeted everyone, causing everyone to scream and raise his cell phone.

Chen Yi was also called to jump for a while. Fat deer refused. He just ate a little.

Brother Chao was not satisfied. As soon as he scanned the door, he found a black faced baby: "the black faced guy, who looks very bad at first sight, is also one of us. Come up and sing a song for everyone."

Li Tiezhu didn't hide either. He took off his mask and went on stage.

The audience shouted his name. After all, Li Tiezhu's name is also very loud during this period, especially the song is good.

Deng Chao is still slandering Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu looks simple and honest, but in fact, he is bad. I work hard here. He eats self heated hot pot backstage and doesn't leave a piece for me. Do you think he did it really well?"

Brother Chao still cares a little.

Everyone under the stage, especially the mother fans, shouted in unison: "well done iron pillar!"

Deng Chao: "ah?"

For mom fans, there must be something wrong with my iron pillar if I don't do such a reckless thing.

Li Tiezhu took over the microphone: "thank you. I'll bring you a new song and sing a paragraph."

Deng Chao: "new songs? What have you never sung?"

Li Tiezhu nodded: "thank brother Chao for giving me inspiration. This song is dedicated to brother Chao. Brother Lu, give me the whole batch of explosion."

Luhani: "it's biebox."

Li Tiezhu: "whatever, a song" hot pot seasoning "is dedicated to brother Chao."

Deng Chao is still a little confused. Is this an apology?

Following the rhythm of Luhani, Li Tiezhu began to sing:

We eat hot pot, you eat hot pot bottom

Laugh at you because I'm polite

There are many people to compare the cruel goods

What's the first day of this month

……

Deng Chao's face is stiff. He's really angry. Is this ironic that I drank hot pot soup just now? Is that too much? Thanks to me, I've been taking care of you. I'm an elder anyway. I'm not angry. Are you mocking me?

Bikes in Luhani is a little messy. Is Li Tiezhu so rigid?

Chen Yi was embarrassed in the whole process.

Chen Ming, who retreated to one side, shook his head slightly. Li Tiezhu really can't be a man. Based on his understanding of Deng Chao, this is really angry.

Li Tiezhu's singing has a sense of rhythm, which makes everyone very hi:

Shuangqing hot doesn't accompany you hustle

Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle

Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle

Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle

……

Soon, one song was finished and the whole audience applauded.

When the program was broadcast, the response was different. Some people held the bullet screen, others sprayed it, some said it was a variety effect, and some said Li Tiezhu was not a person.

Deng Chao held back his anger, took the three people to thank everyone, and then walked out. Go back and change your clothes and rub your meal. Of course, he is the only one who needs to rub your meal.

Deng Chao returned to the lounge and went to change his clothes without saying a word.

Luhani and Chenyi are a little scared. Brother Chao didn't do this before. They always say a few words to them and boast about the new people to help ease the tension.

Li Tiezhu turned a deaf ear, silently walked to the table and took out a self heating hot pot.

Luhani: "ah? You still have one? Yes, iron pillar! Brother Chao, he has..."

Li Tiezhu: "I have to hide it from you, otherwise it's not easy to play. The program team won't shoot this section, let brother Chao keep angry, and then reflect his good character. How good?"

Luhani: are you a bad man

Li Tiezhu: "I'm iron Han Han. What am I afraid of?"

Chen Yi: "I really learned..."

Deng Chao changed his clothes with a dark face, suddenly sucked his nose, looked at it, rolled his throat, and seemed to realize something. His eyes flashed, but his face remained dismissive and walked towards the door.

Li Tiezhu: "ah ah ah! This fat cow hotpot is more fragrant than the self heating hotpot just now. Tut tut......"

Deng Chao went out of the door, ran back in less than three seconds and grabbed Li Tiezhu's neck: "your uncle! I was just angry. Do you know? I'm so miserable this time? It's a horse and eats hot pot seasoning? You also wrote a song to mock me! I strangle you."

Li Tiezhu: "isn't this to set off your great image of disregarding past grievances and enduring humiliation?"

Deng Chao: "go away! Where are the chopsticks?"

Li Tiezhu stepped aside and offered chopsticks with both hands: "while it's hot, I'll bring you soup."

Luhani quietly took out a small box from one side of the plastic box: "I'm afraid Tiezhu won't keep it for you. I quietly left you ten crayfish and shrimps, all stripped with Li Tiezhu on my back. I was frightened."

Deng Chao was slightly moved. Luhani and Li Tiezhu were good children. He looked at Chenyi again.

Chen Yi panicked: "I, I..."

Deng Chao said with a smile, "look at the children. Don't be afraid. You're fine. Don't learn from these two old Youzi. It's important to keep this simplicity."

Chen Yi was sweating: "thank you, brother Chao."

Deng Chao wolfed down. After all, he was sleepy and hungry. After eating the hot pot, drinking the soup, dipping in the soup, tasting the crayfish, wiping his mouth, he went to "rub the rice".

Before Deng Chao left, he also pointed to Li Tiezhu: "the sense of variety is very good! The program group can start shooting."

Deng Chao went on working.

Luhani sighed: "my sense of variety is brought out by brother Chao and brother Chi. They have taught me a lot. Iron pillar, you are born! Good voice phase I, you and your postpartum brother are stunned."

Chen Yi: "does brother Chao blame me for not leaving something for him?"

Luhani patted him on the shoulder: "Hey! People are more popular than people. You will follow iron pillars in the future. You know? If you can learn his success, there will be a place for you in the variety industry."

Chen Yi: "learn from him? What? I dance and can't sing."

Luhani: "

Li Tiezhu was concise and comprehensive: "brother Lu asked you to learn from me. I'm shameless and open. The artists who record variety shows are not serious artists."

Chen Yi: "I'm serious. My agent forced me to come."

Li Tiezhu also said: "tell you Jill!"

After recording this paragraph, Deng Chao really liked Li Tiezhu. He was under great pressure to record this program.

A group of teammates who couldn't move made him work hard. From time to time, he had to slap himself in the face and sell stupidity, and he had to fall his tail and vertebrae. You can move it. He's lazy. Yes, he said Chen Chichi. Obviously, he can produce good results. If he doesn't want to work hard, Luhani works much harder than him.

Fortunately, Li Tiezhu came out. Although he was ostensibly tit for tat with him, he actually supported the effect of the program. Moreover, Li Tiezhu also intended to belittle himself and improve Deng Chao's good character, which moved Deng Chao quite a lot.

The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu didn't mention brother Chao at all. I'm sorry. I pressed you and cooked a small hot pot to apologize to you. This is the real temperament.

Sure enough, there were many discordant voices in the barrage due to the lack of scenes of Li Tiezhu leaving fat cattle hot pot for Deng Chao:

"This Li Tiezhu really has no quality..."

"Although it's a variety show, it's too much. Li Tiezhu is really tasteless."

"Luhani didn't fight for brother Chao."

"My deer and deer tried their best. Li Tiezhu targeted brother Chao this time."

"Serious brother, this time it's really not authentic."

On one side, director Yan, who monitors the quality of facts, looked at the assistant: "do you still think there is something wrong with my vision?"

The assistant was convinced: "in the morning, Li Tiezhu went straight to bed. I thought the program was going to collapse. I didn't expect that he had this skill, powerful, powerful. However, will he be scolded when it was broadcast? After all, the program team didn't shoot the section of fat cow hot pot for brother Chao."

Yan Dao: "it's certain to be scolded! That's what makes him powerful."

The assistant asked, "what do you mean?"

Director Yan smiled: "why should an artist who has no disputes and slot points support a program?"

The assistant suddenly realized that Li Tiezhu was so black? Is it really a gift?

On the other hand, the second sister found Chen Chichi who rested after completing the task, said goodbye to Tian Yu and sent back the Yiwu jewelry sent by Chen Chichi last night, which made Chen Chichi quite sad.

Finally, the second sister asked, "where's Tiezhu? He visited brother Chao and they haven't come back yet?"

Chen Chichi: "where is he visiting? Even if he hasn't finished his task and has no food to eat, go lick brother Chao and them."

The second sister thought carefully and thought, "it's nice of Tiezhu to have no food. She asked me to buy food for brother Chao. This child... Is worthy of our Xichuan baby. It's reckless and cute."

Chen Chichi: "

……

In the evening, the SiHa tour group took a bus to the wharf. Deng Chao fully demonstrated his variety talent and fooled Chen Ming into boarding the ship. After all, I ate and drank enough at noon and slept full in the afternoon. Now Chao brother is energetic and even a little excited.

Chen Ming soon wavered under Deng Chao's incessant attack of tuberculosis.

When waiting at the dock, Chen Ming called his wife to "ask for leave", which was naturally mischievous again.

Deng Chao took the members of SiHa to board a super luxury cruise ship at the wharf, which is said to be the largest in the world. Li Tiezhu was happy all the way. When boarding, two female staff members in red waistcoats and masks greeted them. After checking the tickets, they led them to find a room.

A staff member with black framed glasses kept his head down to register, then trotted with his head buried and led them to the elevator.

Deng Chao talked all the way. Li Tiezhu texted spicy claw with his mobile phone. He was a little anxious. Why didn't this guy return the news today? Aren't you sick again? It used to be seconds.

When getting on the elevator, the red vest staff gathered around Li Tiezhu and took a look. Li Tiezhu quickly put away his mobile phone.

The red vest returned, pressed the elevator, then lowered his head and smiled, his shoulders shrugged slightly.

Later, the teacher replayed the scene with a funny expression in a red vest and subtitles:

← who is this?

In the main film, here, the scenes of brother Chao and others are all over, the red vest comes on stage, the special effects change, and the pine and bamboo children shine on the stage. First, she was given a picture of changing clothes and put on black framed glasses.

Songzhu'er waved his hand: "no, my iron pillar must recognize me at a glance and give me a wig. In addition, the skin is a little black, en, I'll be a little hunchback at that time..."

The director group reminded: "you've been subversive."

Matsutake Ko: "that's not right. Do you know that iron pillar faces are blind? You can tell people by smell, remember to remind me to spray perfume."

When the program is broadcast, at this link, the audience are hi and look forward to the "encounter" between iron pillar and iron head.