Chapter 200

"Golden 6 cruise line, the next stop is Wushan. It is expected to arrive in ten hours. SiHa travel agency will serve you all the way."

The brightly lit cruise ship passes through the dark Three Gorges.

In the suite, songzhuer asked Li Tiezhu curiously, "Tiezhu, what's your task?"

Li Tiezhu gave her a resentful look: "I can't tell you."

Matsushita: "I'm with you."

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed together. Anyone can tell, but they can't tell you! The director group also knows that you are a group, so it added special instructions!

The others who don't know the information have a blank face. Is it so funny?

Li Tiezhu said to songzhu'er, "this is a secret mission, you know? Only I know it myself, others know it, and I will fail. Brother Chichi failed in the last period. Is it terrible to play mosaic on his face in this period?"

Songzhu nodded: "it's very cruel! You can't lose, otherwise the audience won't see your handsome face."

Those who didn't know the information also smiled. Li Tiezhu was as black as charcoal. Where was he handsome? It's as handsome as Yan Qi and Chen Yi?

Moreover, this punishment is different!

Deng Chao smiled and asked, "director, what is the punishment for the losers in this period?"

Yan Dao: "as we all know, this crayfish meal was invited by teacher Chen Ming. Tomorrow night, the program team invited everyone to eat hot pot on the ship. Therefore, the punishment for the loser is not to eat hot pot. Give him a bag of noodles and a pot."

Chen Chichi was overjoyed. The time for revenge came: "this is very essence! I tell you, I like such cruel punishment. What makes mosaic, weak explosion!"

Luhani: aren't you Bigu

Chen chiequatoria: "it doesn't matter if I don't eat. I can't let some people eat! I'm greedy for him!"

Everyone laughed again. After all, almost everyone knew that the so-called secret task of the program group was only aimed at Li Tiezhu. In the last issue, Li Tiezhu got away with it. What about this issue?

Li Tiezhu himself, Alexander, hid in the corner, secretly looked at the secret task card, and looked constipated.

Task card: "without letting songzhuer know the task content, let songzhuer say 'I hate you' to you three times."

Li Tiezhu frowned.

Is this... Harder than asking her to call her father?

Tomorrow's secret mission, probably failed, melancholy.

On the other hand, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani secretly discussed how to target Li Tiezhu, and their opinions were unprecedented unified.

"At least one of the three of us should follow closely with Li Tiezhu. When he completes a task, we will report it."

After drawing the task card, Yan Dao said again:

"Tomorrow, everyone should give the program group 100 yuan for the ticket fee. They should be responsible for all kinds of expenses except dinner. At the same time, those in arrears must be paid off tomorrow, otherwise they will be left to work in situ. Only when they earn enough money can they catch up and continue to participate."

Everyone unanimously complained that the program group was too cruel, and director Yan threw the pot perfectly. Li Tiezhu put forward his suggestions.

Then, the program recording is suspended.

Guide Yan also sat down to eat crayfish and asked the program team to spend money on flower shells and snails. Yan Dao was filled with a lot of wine. Li Tiezhu praised the art of playing a lot. Li Tiezhu's backhand poured two cups of Baijiu, and Yan Dao also came to the table. Anyway, the next recording is almost ten hours later.

There are ten people in this issue of SiHa plus tour guide Wang Tieyi. The lineup is so strong... A little chaotic.

We ate and drank and discussed how to work tomorrow.

"Take pictures or something?"

"Performing? Singing and dancing are OK."

"I can take a bath."

"Brother Lu, do you want to take a bath? I don't take a bath in Xichuan, so I'm curious to ask..."

"You ask."

"When you take a bath, rub your eggs?"

"What are you thinking? How do you rub the eggs?"

"My iron pillar is right. My girl also wants to ask, is it like a plate of walnuts?"

"Hot claw, shut up!"

"Ha ha... Pine bamboo son, do you still want to chase a man like this?"

"No! Don't you think they're a perfect match?"

After tossing for a while, the young man went to the video game room and the old man went to the mahjong room.

Li Tiezhu stopped the director: "director Yan, what will happen tomorrow? There are too many people in this period! I feel so chaotic."

Director Yan said, "everyone needs to make money to pay the boat fare. Do you have any good ideas?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I just hope the reward is better and the punishment is tougher. In addition, I don't think my secret task is very interesting. You can change it for me."

Director Yan said, "I'll take care of you. You're welcome."

Li Tiezhu: "

Yan Dao walked away, taking the step of refusing to recognize his relatives.

Then, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the deck to blow the wind.

Of course, it was put forward by song Zhuer. After all, a rough man like Li Tiezhu would rather recite historical questions in his room than enjoy the elegance of black lacquer at night.

It was late at night and there was no one on the deck.

Song Zhuer said with a smile, "iron pillar, what should I do?"

Li Tiezhu was thinking about the secret task and said perfunctorily, "what should I do?"

Matsushita: "how long will I pursue you before you promise me. Give me a time node and let me look forward to it."

Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw, when did I say I wanted to promise you? And you didn't chase at all. You knew to kiss."

Songzhu'er tooted: "hum! I hate you!"

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and said, "Hey, it's good. Spicy claw, you're in a good mood. Remember this at the variety show tomorrow."

Matsushita: "why?"

Li Tiezhu said: "of course... In order to make the program better! Remember to come with me tomorrow."

Matsushita: "of course I'm with you."

With that, songzhu'er hugged Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu looked down and saw pine and bamboo's big eyes twinkling like stars.

"Wronged you, bamboo."

"Huh?"

"It's lengba. You know me and her... So..."

"Sister lengba is very kind to me. She told me something about you. It's so exciting! Listen to me call a good guy."

"What did she tell you?"

"I won't tell you... You are shameless. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"

"I'll go! Spicy claw, if only you were in this state tomorrow."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Pine and bamboo padded their toes: "I want to kiss."

Li Tiezhu glanced: "impossible!"

Matsushita: "hum! Tie Zhu, you hate it. Why should sister lengba sleep if she wants to? I can't even kiss?"

That night, Li Tiezhu stuck to the bottom line and became an honest man. He repeatedly refused songzhu'er's reasonable request to kiss, just to... Keep songzhu'er in a good hate mood.

When returning to the room, songzhuer was so angry that he kicked Li Tiezhu's calf before leaving:

"Quack! I hate you!"

Li Tiezhu nodded happily. There seems to be a play tomorrow.

When he returned to the room, Luhani was talking about the video while removing his makeup. When he saw Li Tiezhu coming back, he was surprised: "Tiezhu, how did you come back? Where's Zhu Er?"

Li Tiezhu looked at his cell phone and said, "she went back to her room to sleep."

Luhani: are you here to get something

Li Tiezhu: "take what? I'm going to take a bath and go to bed."

Luhani: don't you sleep over there

Li Tiezhu: "ha? What's on your mind? How can I sleep in a girl's room?"

Luhani: "

A female voice came from his cell phone: "so, you're really not together? Songzhuer didn't lie? She's still chasing you?"

Li Tiezhu looked. Luhani was chatting with Guan Shuangshuang. He sat down beside the dresser and said hello: "sister Shuangshuang, hello. She said she was chasing me, but she didn't chase me. She didn't know how to chase people."

Guan Shuangshuang stared: "you call me sister? Am I that old?"

Luhani: "you've misunderstood Tiezhu. He's a whole year younger than you. He always calls his sister when he meets zhu'er. He's just a little anxious."

Guan Shuangshuang: "that's too anxious, isn't it?"

Li Tiezhu nodded and suddenly asked, "generally anxious, who are you chasing?"

Luhani suddenly blushed: "brother Zhu, let's not ask so carefully, shall we?"

Guan Shuangshuang said: "what can't be said? Of course, girls should take the initiative in this kind of thing. I chased him! Full responsibility! Heizhu, I'll tell you, when I asked him out, my little face was so red that my sister was flustered..."

Li Tiezhu had a melon eating expression: "Yo, West ~"

Luhani: Lord queen! Please stop talking and save me some face

Guan Shuangshuang said, "well, give you a face. Heizhu, didn't he speak ill of me in private when he drank with you?"

When Hannington was nervous, he looked for help.

Li Tiezhu: "no, brother Lu never speaks ill of you when he drinks."

Luhani was happy and his good friend spoke of righteousness.

Li Tiezhu added: "when he was awake, he said publicly in front of everyone."

Luhani: "Li Tiezhu, your uncle! Don't listen to his nonsense. He framed me. Listen to my sophistry, Shuangshuang! Shuangnier! Little cute..."

Then Luhani ran out of the room with his cell phone in his arms. He didn't even take off his makeup completely.

Li Tiezhu, who has hidden his merits and fame, takes a bath and sleeps.

That night, Li Tiezhu slept soundly. As soon as he slept until 7 a.m., he didn't know when Luhani came back.

After getting up, Li Tiezhu knocked on songzhuer's door - rubbing rice.

After listening to Li Tiezhu's opinions, the program team became strict with at least four permanent guests. Although it is not prohibited to brush their faces, they still have no money.

It was Chen Ming's treat last night. In the morning, everyone had to start foraging.

Songzhuer opened the door to Li Tiezhu with bleary eyes.

Li Tiezhu went in and said, "spicy claw, lend me 50 yuan in cash and return it to you later. It's necessary to record the program."

Songzhuer yawned, touched his bag and handed Li Tiezhu a hundred yuan bill: "when will the program start recording?"

Li Tiezhu: "I just asked the director to start recording in Wuxian at 10 o'clock. But I can choose not to go. Alas, the program group is really degenerate..."

Songzhu'er took out a piece of medicine and climbed to the bed with his buttocks pursed to continue to sleep. Half of his body hung on the edge of the bed: "Oh, oh... I won't go, and you won't go. Will you sleep with me?"

Li Tiezhu thought I'll sleep with you. You can't record this issue. Believe it or not?

He resolutely refused: "I'll take some photos and send them to my old man. If he likes, it's good to bring Aunt Liu to the Three Gorges for his honeymoon."

Huh? It's not Kumamoto's pajamas?

It's a serious pajama.

Li Tiezhu went up and hugged songzhuer's waist.

Songzhuer's eyes were confused: "why, do you want to touch? Why do you want to take my medicine? Hey, hey, hate... Woo!"

"Hum!"

Li Tiezhu threw songzhuer into bed, then... Covered her with a quilt, turned and left:

"The sleeping position is wrong. It's easy to have low back pain when you wake up."

Songzhuer fell asleep with a lost face.

While Li Tiezhu was eating small noodles, Lu hanipeng came to the restaurant with his hair in disorder. When he saw Li Tiezhu, he rushed over and punched him. Li Tiezhu didn't dodge. When he finished typing, he handed Luhani a huge 20 yuan bill. The things on board were not cheap.

"Please have noodles."

"Did you eat peas?"

"Uh huh."

"I'll make a bowl, too."

It is said that the character of Round faced fat deer is actually very good. The idol aura covers too many of his advantages.

When Luhani came back with noodles, Li Tiezhu had drunk all the noodle soup and asked, "how long did you toss last night?"

"Cough..." Luhani almost choked, "my tongue has cramped for more than an hour. When you have a woman, you will understand, hey..."

"Yes."

Li Tiezhu thought, I have.

You may not believe it. I've never been scolded. I've always scolded her. I don't like it if I don't scold her.

Luhani whispered, "don't laugh! Yun knelt on the washboard, you know? I knelt for three minutes last night. I was so smart that I told her a joke on the spot..."

Li Tiezhu sympathized with fat deer: "I've made you suffer."

Luhani sucked his face: "well... Thank you for your kindness. I understand. Last night, you let her know half jokingly. I apologize again and coax it. If she really didn't know until the program was broadcast, my God! I'll tell you... Purgatory on earth!"

Li Tiezhu was startled: "is it so terrible?"

Luhani wrinkled his nose: "roar! What do you think? So I really appreciate you."

Li Tiezhu was silent. I really didn't want to help you, but the passive skills suddenly occurred at that time.

After enduring it for a long time, Li Tiezhu still couldn't resist: "she's so terrible. Why do you..."

Luhani smiled strangely: "of course, the advantages are also very prominent, you know."

"I don't understand."

"I'll understand later."

"Where did you get your money? Your own money?"

"I borrowed it from Zhuer."

"Give me a break. I'll buy snacks later. I'll give my money to brother Yu."

"Is thirty enough?"

After this battle, the relationship between Luhani and Li Tiezhu has become much closer.

For Yu Gong, there is no conflict between them in the program. One depends on his appearance and the other on his talent. Although Luhani is also talented, Li Tiezhu also has his appearance. Personally, Luhani simply believes that there is food to eat with Li Tiezhu. Yesterday's hot pot didn't say that today's pea noodles are also very fragrant.

At ten o'clock, golden six came to Wu County and the program recording began.

In the small Three Gorges project, the guests include Tian Yu, Chen Yi and Li Tiezhu. Luhani went back to make up his sleep after eating noodles.

On the boat, Tian Yu asked Chen Yi, "aren't you sleepy? You played so late last night."

Chen Yi: "sleepy, I've long wanted to sleep, but I can't refuse my brothers to let me play games. I'm not a big red coffee like Li Tiezhu. I have to get up early in order to have more shots. Brother Tiezhu taught me."

Tian Yu sighed: "iron pillar, you are also very hard. You are so popular. Do you care about this lens? Let me be an old man."

Li Tiezhu: "you can't let things like lens. You don't have a sense of variety."

Tian Yu: "

Chen Yi opened his eyes and saw the photographer who took pictures on the boat. Chen Yi was inspired and immediately took pictures to make money.

Today, the little guy really let go, and the sense of variety soared, making a group of big sisters and little aunts happy.

When the program was broadcast, the barrage was praised.

Even Tian Yu became a photographer.

My sisters most want Li Tiezhu to shoot. Li Tiezhu doesn't want to steal the limelight of Chen Yi. He has made great progress today and needs space. So, Li Tiezhu resolutely pretended to be Han and took photos? How can I be so professional? What is Mito? The sisters gave up and comforted Tiezhu.

On the way back from the small Three Gorges tour, Li Tiezhu found the director:

"Director Yan, is this the beginning of the sixth issue? It's very broken, quite broken! In addition to Chen Yi, it's hard to say... You're too indulgent to the guests. It's not good!"

Li Tiezhu really complains, which is related to my special task.

Director Yan is also a little nervous. To be honest, he is too satisfied with the quality of the last issue. Even if he doesn't cut it out, he knows it will explode. But in this issue... It seems that several main fans are tired again, and the planning of the screenwriter team seems to be a little weak.

This phase is extremely critical. After experiencing the trough of phase III and IV, phase V returns to the peak. If it cannot be maintained, it will have a great impact on the subsequent playback volume.

Therefore, this issue must be brilliant!

Director Yan: "iron pillar, do you have any good ideas?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't have any ideas, but can I make a suggestion?"

"You say."

"Kill at random."

"What do you mean?"

"It's to randomly select two or three people and give them the most demanding tasks. Be sure to force them to get off the ship and work in place."

"It makes sense. Even if they finish, it's a terrible victory. It's interesting. Where did you learn it?"

"Qin Tao's family runs a pig farm. They are all killed at random. It depends on which pig has bad luck."

"Oh... Well."

Director Yan fooled Li Tiezhu away, called his assistant to discuss it, and decided on a plan to kill at random. Others can kill at random. Li Tiezhu must be on the list of killing at random.

Li Tiezhu didn't know. He cheated himself again.

This section was included in the main film, and the audience shouted after watching it:

"Li Tiezhu, good job!"

"In the last issue, I thought he was good at learning, but I didn't expect..."

"Think too much, serious brother's intelligence determines everything."

"Iron pillar's bad is purely life experience, not with IQ..."

"My butt hurts with laughter."

"Li Tiezhu, this iron Han!"

When the time came to twelve o'clock, everyone in the lazy bed on the cruise ship got up one after another.

Chen Chichi picked up his new junior brother, the cold faced comedian Zhang Jianyu, and began to take photos everywhere to make money.

Deng Chao, Luhani, Wang tie and Yan Qi wandered on the deck together. Luhani lied that he didn't eat, but he was very angry when shouting at passing cruise ships.

Soon, songzhuer jumped onto the deck and came to Deng Chao and Luhani. He looked around. It was obvious that he was looking for someone.

Luhani and Deng Chao looked at each other and smiled. This sister is really not reserved at all!

Wang tie and Yan Qi were embarrassed. They greeted the old artist song Zhuer and were directly ignored.

Songzhuer looked around and didn't find Li Tiezhu. He asked Luhani, "where's Li Tiezhu? Where's Li Tiezhu?"

Deng Chao pretended to be surprised: "ah! Didn't he tell you? Look at your mobile phone. He should have sent you a message when he left the program group."

Songzhuer looked at the phone and was stunned: "what do you mean? Iron pillar is gone?"

Luhani had a tacit understanding with brother Chao and said with regret on his face, "bamboo son, don't be sad. It was an emergency. There was something wrong with his film about the rabbit that year. He left early in the morning."

With a bitter face, songzhuer squatted on the ground, pursed his lips and began to make a phone call.

After a while, the phone went through.

Songzhuer cried, "iron pillar, why don't you tell me when you're gone?"

Li Tiezhu: "didn't you say you wouldn't go? When I took you to bed this morning, you said you wouldn't go to the small Three Gorges. I went by myself. I told you. Besides, I'm back now and go back to the cruise ship right away."

Song Zhuer was stunned: "ah? Ah?"

Deng Chao and Luhani looked at each other and showed a creepy expression one after another.

Go to bed?!!

Wang tie and Yan Qi lie down on the railing and pretend to see the scenery. We don't have enough status to eat this melon. We can only say: Li Tiezhu cow batch!

Knowing that she had been cheated, songzhuer jumped up and glared at Deng Chao and Luhani with her hips on her hips: "liars! They are all liars!"

After that, songzhu'er pointed to the cameraman: "tell Yan Min that this paragraph is not allowed to be broadcast."

overbearing.

Deng Chao whispered, "I'm really sweating for Li Tiezhu. This sister is too hot tempered."

Luhani: "you think too much, brother Chao. When songzhuer met Li Tiezhu, he was as docile as anything. Tut tut..."

Deng Chao: "also, it's amazing!"

Songzhu'er finished the program group and glared at Luhani. After all, she didn't dare to oppose Deng Chao, so she said evil words to Luhani: "I'm docile to my iron pillar. How can I drop? Like you? Falling in love with Guan shuangshuangshuang and getting married."

Yan Qi and Wang tie are shivering on the railing. Are they so cruel? I'm afraid it won't fight!

Deng Chao's expression was distorted.

Luhani was not a vegetarian either. He said with a smile, "don't we all have half a weight? I and both of us have a bond of friendship. Jinlan, you and Tiezhu, that's brother baibazi."

Deng Chao burst out laughing and clapped hands with Luhani to celebrate: "the deer is good!"

Luhani: that's! I practiced fighting with Li Tiezhu

Yan Qi and Wang tie laughed, but they covered their mouths and didn't dare to make a sound. The little minions didn't dare to get involved in the fight between the big guys.

Songzhuer is so angry. We are not worshiping the handlebars. We are the third sworn enemy of Taoyuan, just like Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Hum! But you, wait for my iron pillar to clean up your stupid roe deer!

It happened that Li Tiezhu, Tian Yu and others stepped onto the deck.

Songzhu'er was overjoyed. The avenger came. She screamed, "iron pillar!"

She ran over, like a runaway erha.

Teacher Tian Yu was so frightened that he quickly dodged several positions.

Chen Yi is also scared to stagger away.

Li Tiezhu was the most calm. After all, he was used to running and kissing. He took out a bag of small caged bags from behind.

At a distance of two meters, songzhu'er slammed the brake and the soles of her shoes were smoking. She drooled and took the small cage bag and ate it: "it's delicious! Hey? What did I want to do with you just now? Iron pillar?"