Chapter 213

Now there are voices of coaxing on the stage. Li Tiezhu pretends to be calm, but in fact he hesitates. Zhang Xinlan goes up to cheer Li Tiezhu up and says you can. Li Tiezhu thinks if you can. Don't I know?

Under the stage, Shen mouteng and Jia Lin, who haven't talked much since the starting class, are overjoyed. He had a tacit understanding with Jialin to leave a part of the play for other guests and talk less, but he couldn't stand it here.

Shen mouteng: "Tiezhu! Come on, just like brother Cheng Dalong's studio, there is an ambulance outside our program group. Don't be afraid! Click and go down."

Jia Lin: "if you can't go down, I'll come up and sit on you and promise to go down to the end."

Everyone is more happy. After all, happiness is always based on someone's misfortune.

Li Tiezhu looked at Shen Teng and said, "brother Teng, after I split the fork, I'll catch up with you. I'm also brother pain!"

Shen mouteng stood up: "I look after you!"

Li Tiezhu first came to tianwai flying shoes. He was too hard. The shoes flew far away and almost hit lengba.

"Oh..."

Lengba hid for a while, grabbed her shoes and threw them back to Li Tiezhu. Her action was very natural.

Hua Tianyu said, "Wow, Li Tiezhu is really powerful. Brother long teaches him Kung Fu and lengba gives him shoes. Ha ha..."

Guan Shuangshuang thought, do you think you are very humorous?

She added, "sister lengba hid so fast."

On the other side, Jia Lin stole a look at Shen mouteng. Shen mouteng shook his head slightly at her and said in a low voice, "just don't show signs, children's nature. It's nothing. It's much more cruel than this. Let's talk less."

On the stage, Li Tiezhu picked up his shoes, had another Octopus race, and then came the split link. Everyone waited and waited, and the sound of refueling continued.

Cheng Dalong trotted over and lay on the tatami to test his apprentice's "Kung Fu" at close range.

Lengba also squeezed her pink fist, and her palms were sweating.

Seeing this, Yang Mi said, "it's OK to admit defeat if you can't do it."

"Ha!"

Li Tiezhu gave a low cry and directly cleaved down with his right foot in his hands.

Everyone was startled.

Lengba stood up in surprise. She still knew what her own man would do.

I saw that Li Tiezhu dragged his left leg back to the ground, held his shoes in his hands, held his head high, and his body crawled on the ground. He turned his head: "master, didn't you lose face?"

Jackie Chan saw it very clearly. Li Tiezhu didn't split at all. His right leg was rolled under his body, and he only held a shoe in his hands.

"Well done! Awesome! Worthy of my apprentice."

Jackie Chan's body was horizontal and stood up against Li Tiezhu. The people under the stage saw the picture of wearing a gang. The people on the stage were still confused.

Shen mouteng: "Hey, hey..."

Hua Tianyu wants to be broken down again. He is robbed by Cheng Dalong and asks the insider under the stage: "is the iron pillar great?"

What else can you say? A few people can only say it with a smile.

Anyway, Cheng Dalong always plays tricks at variety shows, and few people dare to be serious with him.

Yang Mi was stunned: "he can really split?"

Lengba covered her mouth and smiled secretly. She saw that it was fishy, but she didn't break it.

Shen Tao: "OK! Let's even if you've finished it. Next, iron pillar, you'll make your move."

Li Tiezhu: "sister gangmi, is that Chang'e running to the moon? My name is tumbling over rivers and seas."

With that, Li Tiezhu jumped in place and a beautiful back somersault.

A burst of exclamation from the audience. Can Li Tiezhu really order something?

Cheng Dalong raised his hand and slapped Li Tiezhu on the back: "you almost kicked me and deceived the teacher to destroy the ancestor!"

In the playback of the picture, when Li Tiezhu somersaults behind, Cheng Dalong is passing by. Subconsciously, he dodges half his waist and avoids Li Tiezhu's smelly feet.

Lengba said, "brother, the sword is not old! You just reacted so quickly and your waist is really powerful."

Cheng Dalong said, "no, no, I'm old!"

Then, Gao Wei learned a set of Li Tiezhu's movements, but changed the back somersault to the back roll. He blatantly said that he would have a set of second kill moves, and the result was to point his own acupoints.

"Ha! Hum!"

Yang Mi of the same crew looked contemptuous and helpless.

Lengba sat cross legged on the ground and jumped lovingly: "hmm???"

Shen mouteng: "are you killing yourself?"

Sitting on the tatami, Cheng Dalong giggled and said to Li Tiezhu sitting next to him, "Hey, hey... There's something more stupid than you."

Li Tiezhu: "how can he compare with me?"

Next, Miya, the Yoga queen of the Kung Fu team, made a forward turn. In the process of turning, her shoes fell off and flew straight into a dragon.

Li Tiezhu screamed, "master, I protect you!"

Sure enough, Li Tiezhu jumped up, grabbed the flying concealed weapon, then fell down and sat on Cheng Dalong's waist.

Jackie Chan: "my waist..."

Zeng Weizhi said, "Hey! Good skill, good catch!"

Jackie Chan: "

Mia continued. When she finally added her own actions, Shen Tao said, "there's only one lengba left. If you come to something she can't learn at all, you'll win."

Miya was eager to try: "really?"

Li Tiezhu thought, will my cat have actions that he can't learn?

Lengba was modest, pretending to be afraid and lying on the tatami directly to perform despair.

Cheng Dalong climbed over and said, "you either have the rear axle or the front axle."

Miya nodded happily.

Cheng Dalong said happily, "there's going to be a cruel one."

Li Tiezhu: "master, are you ignorant? Mr. lengba came from a dance background."

Cheng Dalong naively said, "she can't do this. She should."

Lengba cooperatively put on a blank expression.

Miya raised her right leg from behind, held her hands high above her head, then folded forward, and the whole audience exclaimed.

Lengba's expression of fear created a good program effect.

Jackie Chan clapped his legs and laughed.

Li Tiezhu: "did you laugh a little early? She can do this, although..."

Cheng Dalong is still a little suspicious.

Lengba was pushed up and stood on the ground, sighing: "hum..."

Unconsciously glanced at Li Tiezhu. She couldn't do this. After all, her dancing skills were good. Originally, she had a low back injury, and Li Tiezhu tossed several times. She didn't have a good clue.

Li Tiezhu is inevitably a little embarrassed.

When it came to the octopus race, lengba was directly a horizontal fork, which made everyone applaud.

Li Tiezhu is even more embarrassed. Hey, hey, I know... It's wonderful.

Lengba looked a little disgusted as she moved: "why do you want to do such a thing?"

Guan Shuangshuang: "why do you want to do such a thing? It's too boring and simple."

Li Tiezhu knows what lengba wants to say, isn't it too expensive?

When it came to the last move, lengba had a little trouble lifting her legs. She couldn't exert too much force at the waist, but it was easier after holding her feet with her hands. Pull up and finish it.

Li Tiezhu frowned. She must be in pain, right?

The game was a tie between the two sides.

Lengba peeked at someone who didn't understand the rules all the way, and suddenly jumped out lovably: "do I have to make an action for big brother to do?"

Shen mouteng: "do you want to abuse brother?"

Shen Tao: "I think so. You can make an action for big brother to learn."

Lengba squatted down and jumped up, his hands stroking the rabbit's ears, sprouting to the explosion. Cheng Dalong was pushed out by Li Tiezhu and learned it shamefully.

Shen Tao said that this is too simple and difficult.

Lengba bowed down, then got up again, and looked at brother long. Yu Guang aimed at the black faced baby next to brother long.

I had seen Li Tiezhu's face as well.

Brother long is old and strong. When he goes up, he bends down and points his hands to the ground and plays tricks again.

The third round is the finger sword. Each side sends people to dip paint in their fingertips and attack each other to see who hits the other side's face first.

In this round, brother long was beaten in the face. He chased each other all the way. The little girl Huang Meng laughed very loudly. Unexpectedly, when the other party fled in a panic, he suddenly turned over and slapped him in the face. Brother long... Lost.

Cheng Dalong himself laughed crazy and couldn't get up on his knees.

Li Tiezhu jumped up: "master, I've learned. You taught me to let girls, didn't you?"

Cheng Dalong raised his head: "hahaha... No, master was just beaten."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Goodbye."

After that, Li Tiezhu turned and climbed away.

Jackie Chan: "hey? Did you pull me up? Just ran away?"

Huang Meng ran over and screamed, "big brother! Big brother! I'm sorry!"

Everyone laughed and coaxed. Have you ever seen a cow? Have you ever seen such a cow? Slap brother long in public on the program?

Lengba's smile was very exaggerated. She covered her mouth and smiled into a seam: "Oh, Ho, Ho..."

In addition to laughing at brother long being beaten, she laughed that Li Tiezhu would steal the play. After grabbing, she ran away without even helping the "master". Is it so true?

Shen Teng also smiled and patted Jia Lin on the thigh: "Li Tiezhu is too funny. He used to ridicule."

Jia Lin smiled and pushed Shen: "it hurts!"

The last round was Li Tiezhu against lengba. It was obviously arranged by Yang Mi. When lengba came out, Yang Mi kicked in the back.

This round is meaningless. The Kung Fu team has won.

Li Tiezhu wanted lengba. Who knew lengba to play, he said, "don't be merciful! You should be serious."

Li Tiezhu said, "ah? The paint is black and doesn't look good on your face."

Lengba looked white, but the black was not good-looking? Nice white?

Over there, Cheng Dalong didn't think it was too big: "lengba, slap him in the face and hit him hard. You're welcome like Huang Meng hitting me."

Zeng Weizhi: "isn't iron pillar your disciple?"

Jackie Chan: "disciples should learn from master. How considerate I am to girls?"

Li Tiezhu and lengba stood face to face.

Lengba said, "if we don't run, let's close our eyes together. I'll start when I count to ten."

Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK."

Lengba: "close your eyes, one, two..."

Then they laughed again.

Li Tiezhu's eyes stared like a copper bell and said that lengba's eyes closed were also open.

Li Tiezhu smiled proudly: "if you want to pit me, I'll know as soon as your ass tilts... Er..."

Pop.

Yes, lengba was so scared that she slapped her face and shouted. What are you talking about?

Li Tiezhu was stunned.

Lengba also regretted it. Did it hurt?

The others laughed wildly. Shen Teng knelt on the ground and patted the floor. Guan Shuangshuang collapsed and rolled on the chair.

Cheng Dalong ran up: "good apprentice, you have learned the essence of master. You must be patient with beautiful girls." then he grabbed lengba's hand and shouted again on the "beloved" face with a loud noise.

Bang!

Cheng Dalong didn't expect it to be so heavy. He ran after shouting. The old urchin laughed very arrogantly.

Lengba was a little confused: "I'm sorry, Lord... Pillar!"

Li Tiezhu regained his mind and looked at brother long helplessly: "master, I was just beaten twice. Be reasonable, the first servant's family is very gentle. You're the second time, my eyes are full of stars."

After the last round of recording, the Kung Fu team received the award, leaving the last performance link.

Xianlian team launched the theme song "Sansheng" sung by Yang Mi.

Everyone in the Kung Fu team pushed brother long to sing the theme song of Yoga Kung Fu. Cheng Dalong waved his hand: "I'm so old, I'd better let my apprentice do it for me. Li Tiezhu, you go?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah? I haven't prepared it, and I won't your theme song."

Cheng Dalong said, "whatever you sing, we won anyway."

Li Tiezhu had to nod.

After Yang Mi finished singing, Li Tiezhu called lengba to sing "cool". After all, today is the program of these two films. It seems inappropriate to sing other songs.

Lengba can't let go. Obviously, she is a little guilty and doesn't play very well.

Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was stable, and gradually lengba also entered the state.

Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo curiously, "have they ever sung together? They're a good match."

Zhang Liguo smiled and said, "you don't know much about your apprentice. This song is the ending song he wrote for Sansheng III. lengba sang with another male singer. Therefore, strictly speaking, he is a member of Sansheng's crew."

Cheng Dalong nodded again and again, "that's good. They poached Zeng Weizhi. We pulled over a Li Tiezhu. That's a profit."

Seeing that Cheng Dalong seemed to really like Li Tiezhu, Zhang Liguo said, "although Tiezhu is a newcomer, his album now has the highest sales volume. He is also a hot one in the variety show. He also has a talent for comedy. He guest starred in the film in which Shen mouteng also participated, which is also the Spring Festival file. Moreover, like you, he is keen on public welfare undertakings and donated a lot of money in a few months."

Cheng Dalong gave a cry and listened to the song with a smile.

Shen mouteng suddenly came over and said, "brother, you don't really want to take an apprentice?"

Cheng Dalong said with a smile, "in Xiangjiang, we can't talk nonsense about accepting disciples. We have to worship our ancestors."

Shen mouteng was joking. He was surprised: "is it true or false?"

Cheng Dalong shook his head and didn't elaborate.

After singing, Li Tiezhu and lengba stepped down.

Cheng Dalong came up inexplicably, pinched Li Tiezhu's arm, patted him on the back, and smiled strangely.

Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"

Shen Teng seemed to feel: "don't you have to check to buy animals? Not to mention..."

Li Tiezhu: "my animal? Brother Teng, you are modest."

Shen mouteng couldn't cry or laugh.

According to the plan of the program group, after the performance, enter the comment link, and both sides send two people to comment. Anyway, they will kill each other if they boast about each other.

On the side of Xianlian team, Hua Tianyu first picked up the microphone:

"Sister Mi sings well! This song is difficult. You are already very good among non professional singers."

Yang Mi smiled and rolled her eyes secretly. Xindao, you might as well say that I'm not good at singing like Li Tiezhu. People don't want to hear it.

Hua Tianyu added: "Tiezhu and I are the champions of the same program, so I speak more straight. It may be a common problem of variety shows, and the later the level will decline. To be honest, I was surprised that you can win the championship. Even, I didn't expect anything from your songs. You should systematically learn music knowledge and accumulate more. Music needs an attitude 。”

Li Tiezhu blackened the card, picked up the microphone and said, "I'm so sorry to disappoint you! Elder martial brother, what's the attitude towards music?"

Hua Tianyu said, "many people like the songs you write now, but in my opinion, they are far from passing the test. The most important thing is that you have not formed your own style and attitude. Music makers do not need to echo the public's aesthetics. We need to use our own works to change the generally lagging aesthetics of the public. We need to lead, not cater to."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "no contradiction! You are a musician, I am a songwriter, and you lead our aesthetics very well. However, when everyone's aesthetics has not reached your expectations, you can't help listening to songs? I'll write some saliva songs to make everyone happy at ordinary times and make everyone progress slowly. Moreover, I make music just to make money, and I don't have any dreams."

Hua Tianyu looked contemptuous: "if you make music to make money, I think you might as well not write songs..."

Li Tiezhu: "how can I make money without writing songs? However, elder martial brother is right. I must reflect on it."

Why do you deny all people's views and reflect on yourself?

Hua Tianyu finally said, "before you become a superstar, I hope you can listen to some opinions. Of course, it's your freedom to listen or not. I'm for you."

Li Tiezhu: "ah! That makes sense. When I become a superstar like you, I won't listen to you."

Hua Tianyu is very angry. Brother long is still here. You are a superstar and your whole family are superstars! He dropped the microphone and sat sulking like an angry little boy.

Yang Mi stood up: "I'm also a layman! I think tie Zhu and Leng Barbie sing well. I still support future superstar Li Tie Zhu."

Guan Shuangshuang was silent. There was no need to help.

Hua Tianyu is so stupid. Haven't you seen it yet? Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with both sides of the crew. Your eyes are humiliating. Why?

It was Shen's turn to Teng. He made a ha ha: "I don't know music. I think Li Tiezhu sang well. I blame the other two for their beauty. I didn't care to listen to music."

This is high Eq.

Zhang Liguo wanted to continue to speak and end the recording of the program. Cheng Dalong robbed the microphone.

Cheng Dalong said, "I don't know music, so I won't comment. Mainly, it's a little unfair to comment on my apprentice. I like Hua Tianyu. What he said is very reasonable. Before becoming a superstar, I should be able to listen to his opinions. After becoming a superstar, I should also study with an open mind, otherwise, like me, the film will be watched by more and more people."

Li Tiezhu said, "OK, I've written it down. But I still think it's not a shame that literary and artistic works are loved by ordinary people."

Jackie Chan said: "that's not necessarily. My film is loved by many people all over the world. It's still rated as shit by some film critics and can't win the grand prize. However, making money is not humiliating, and you still make money for public welfare, which is great."

Hua Tianyu suddenly blushed and felt angry. Why? Why did Li Tiezhu forcibly touch porcelain into a dragon and help him speak?