Chapter 268

Two people followed the camera teacher out of the mushroom house courtyard. They were still a little dizzy. They drank and lay down directly last night. It's strange that they can feel better.

Yu Weihe: "well, why did the iron pillar go to the castration pig?"

Fang Bo: "I'm brother Zhu. Why should I explain to you?"

Yu Weihe: "yes..."

When the program was put here, it began to play backwards again.

More than an hour ago, Li Tiezhu went downstairs with turnips, cooked a small bowl of noodles, threw the turnips upstairs, took a ladder to see the eggs laid by dog leftovers and Tigress, and then went to run in the morning.

In order to maintain his weight, Li Tiezhu eats very little every morning, but he has to exercise for a long time.

After running along the road for half an hour, when Li Tiezhu returned, he saw a little pig racing with blood to seize the road, humming and humming while running.

Such a small pig began to kill?

Li Tiezhu was stunned. He found that the blood was on his stomach. He knew it was not killing pigs. Outside the house not far away, a simple and honest man smiled awkwardly with a small knife.

Li Tiezhu kicked over the pig and caught it. When I went, there was a long cut in my stomach and my intestines were about to leak out.

too horrible to look at.

Li Tiezhu returned the pig to the man and said, "brother, are you a castrated pig or a ripper?"

The man's hand was full of blood and scratched his head: "I'm not very good at castrating pigs. Castrate and play..."

Li Tiezhu: "

After another chat, Li Tiezhu found out that the teacher who knew how to castrate pigs in the village had gone to the city to see the children, but the little pig of brother Liu's family couldn't afford to wait for castration again, so he castrated himself.

First castrated two males. Brother Liu found that his knife was ok, so he expanded a little. He grabbed a little sow, and then it was like this.

The male's good castration is, after all, domineering. The sow's bad castration is too deep.

Li Tiezhu: "forget it, your castration method will kill half. I'd better come."

Brother Liu held the blood racing pig: "you're a big star. Can you Castrate a pig?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm more skilled than you anyway."

In this way, Li Tiezhu started a new job. Brother Liu held the pig and Li Tiezhu castrated the pig. Brother Liu's family watched and even applauded occasionally, just like watching the concert.

Brother Liu's sows are much more productive than some writers. They gave birth to twelve at a time. All of them are water, white and tender. They look very delicious.

By the time Fang Bo arrived, Li Tiezhu had castrated eight, and there were two left, except for Dingding, which was slashed by brother Liu.

They crowded into the crowd and looked, Ho! Very skilled!

I saw that brother Liu came with a struggling pig. Li Tiezhu grabbed the hind leg and put it on the ground. His left knee knelt directly on the pig's neck, his right foot stepped on the pig's tail, his left hand picked up the pig's hind leg, separated it, cut it off with a sharp knife with his right hand, and then quickly took off the castrate. The movement was so smooth that there was an original beauty.

Yu Wei and Tucao: "fortunately, Huang Huang, our teacher last night, if you bully me, brother make complaints about you."

Fang Bo: "go away! If you want to cut it, you should cut it first."

When the program was put here, although many scenes were mosaic or not cut at all, we still saw Li Tiezhu's real kung fu. The bullet screen called out to the good guy:

"Good guy!"

"I'm a good guy directly!"

"Serious brother doesn't lie. If he says he can Castrate a pig, he will Castrate a pig."

"I was wrong. I thought he was bragging."

"Cut the pig..."

"Something's wrong with you upstairs!"

"In other words, castrated pigs look addictive. I also want to cut something..."

"Brother, don't cut yourself!"

"My dog has been pressed down. Can I ask for a pencil sharpener?"

"Isn't it better than singing and dancing? What a talent!"

The last pig was cut and given antibiotics. Li Tiezhu threw the pig away and washed his hands.

Brother Liu came over with a grateful face and handed the cigarette: "thank you! Thank you, brother."

Li Tiezhu waved his hand: "I can't smoke."

Brother Liu handed cigarettes to the rest of the program group and recorded the program. No one wanted him.

Finally, brother Liu went to ask his wife for instructions, took the little sow who had lost too much blood and didn't have the strength to struggle, and said, "brother, if you give the salary, you can't see the big star. This little pig can't live. Let's give it to you."

Li Tiezhu was startled: "don't, don't, don't! It's too expensive, isn't it?"

It's no joke that the price of a sold pig is nearly 1000 yuan. Although this pig is still small, it costs 600 or 700 yuan. It's not too expensive to say.

Brother Liu said, "take it. If you don't help me, I'll have to die a few more. Moreover, a castrated pig is also dozens of yuan, almost. When you record TV, I'm sorry to invite you to dinner."

Rural people are sincere and enthusiastic, and don't beat around the bush.

Li Tiezhu did not wash his hands, but took it with his backhand: "yes, I'll kill it first."

Without a pig killing knife, Li Tiezhu took the castrated pig's knife, came outside the house and cut straight down. Brother Liu took a bowl to collect the blood. It was embarrassing that there were no more drops of blood. They all spilled on the street outside. It looked like the murder scene.

The little sow's soul returned to the sky. Li Tiezhu packed it in a plastic bag and said goodbye to brother Liu's family with a smile.

At this time, Li Tiezhu found Fang Bo and Yu Weihe: "Why are you here?"

Yu Weihe: "come and see my brother Zhu!"

Fang Bo: "good knife technique!"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm flattered. I've castrated two hundred pigs without three hundred. Practice makes perfect..."

Yu Weihe: "this little pig is very big."

Li Tiezhu dumped the little sow: "sixteen or seven kilograms. It was the most appropriate to castrate about fifteen kilograms. Brother Liu also waited for a few days and couldn't wait any longer. He had to castrate himself."

Fang Bo: "how to eat?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know, roast?"

Fang Bo: "beautiful!"

When they returned to the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang and Yi Xiaomao got up and were talking about the pig baby coming to the mushroom house. Just now Peng Peng received a call from the big baby and was very excited. Another female guest claimed that she was not good-looking.

They were shocked when they saw Li Tiezhu coming back with a little suckling pig. It was even more amazing to hear Fang Bo add oil and vinegar.

Peng Yuchang: "my God! Brother Zhu, you are too strong!"

Yi Xiaomao: "how awesome!"

Wang Su: "I'll go! Why didn't I catch up? I also want to castrate two, male I can."

He Ling: "carrying a handle in the mushroom house is not a false reputation!"

Huang Sanshi: "yes, yes, Peng Peng went to boil water. Let's deal with the pig. Who, give the pig a video and let him see it."

Fang Bo: "I'll call and show the pig how we kill the pig."

Soon, brother piggy saw the local pig killing method from a long distance.

Li Tiezhu can't kill pigs, but he can kill flying pigs. Therefore, the treatment of this pig is the same as that of flying pigs.

I saw that Li Tiezhu got a small bamboo tube, cut a hole in the pig's foot, inserted the bamboo tube, and then squatted on the ground with a fierce blow. The pig began to expand at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon became round.

In Fang Bo's mobile phone, Piggy's signature laughter came: "Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee..."

After blowing the pig round, Li Tiezhu tied the opening at the pig's feet, poured hot water on the pig and began to shave.

There was no special plane for scraping pig hair. Wang Su was also a hands-on expert. He went directly to the tool room to make two with iron sheet and simply polished them. Then, together with Li Tiezhu, he began to shave pig hair and cooperate skillfully.

Huang Sanshi: "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. That's what I'm talking about."

Peng Peng nodded again and again, "I've seen a lot!"

Yi Xiaomao squatted next to Li Tiezhu and looked at him with a worship face. His face was slightly red.

Barrage:

"So this is how to kill pigs?"

"This is the method of killing pigs in rural areas. Our family used to do this before."

"Blowing pigs is very soul!"

"Li Tiezhu is really cowhide, and Wang Su really can!"

"I'm the only one who thinks it's cute to blow the pig round?"

After shaving, it's simple. Li Tiezhu directly opened the belly of the pig. The pig was too small and lost its internal organs. Then wash the pig and start yard salting to prepare for roasting.

After that, Li Tiezhu improved the grill he made last time, made it into the shape of roasted whole sheep with Wang Su, lit charcoal and directly roasted it.

Just baked, big baby and lini arrived, and everyone welcomed them one after another.

The big baby was surprised and said, "Wow! It's very kind of you to prepare roast suckling pigs for us... I'm so moved."

good heavens!

It embarrassed everyone.

Li Ni said, "what do you think? It doesn't seem to be prepared for us!"

Big baby is embarrassed himself.

He Ling is still good at getting round the game: "as soon as we count that a beautiful woman is coming today, we have prepared a pig for you."

Yang Ying: "did you raise this pig yourself?"

He Ling said with a smile, "we don't raise pigs. It's iron pillars that go out for a run. We accidentally hit a pig. Isn't there a pig?"

Yang Ying looked at Li Tiezhu, the roast pig. "What do you mean? It was really killed?"

Li Tiezhu: "no, I was scared to death when I saw BOGO and me together. They were so ugly."

Fang Bo gave a thumbs up directly: "beautiful! Let's make a photo and paste it on the gate of the mushroom house, which can ward off evil spirits."

Li Tiezhu: "scare ghosts and play? Unfriendly!"

Fang Bo said with a smile: "also... What's that, what dishes did the two beauties order?"

Yang Ying: "braised pork."

Li Ni: "sauerkraut fish."

Fang Bo said to Li Tiezhu, "what about fish?"

Li Tiezhu: "if you swim in the reservoir over there, you can scare a pile of fish to death."

Fang Bo went with Wang Su: "wait, I'll get you fish."

They sat in the boat and saw an old man fishing a big fish on the shore. They immediately gathered together to help people catch the fish with a net. Then they rubbed other people's fishing rods and baits, followed by fishing. Under the guidance of the teacher, they really caught two fat fish.

Here, Li Tiezhu has roasted the suckling pig all over the yard.

(I've been back for two days. I don't have enough code time. I can't keep up with the time. Excuse me. But I'll guarantee the third watch!)