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Young people don't have any parting worries at all. Everyone, including Li Tiezhu, is very happy to welcome the graduation season.
The old-fashioned things like message book appeared again, and even Zheng Yanzi got one, and asked people bullied by her to write blessings one by one. If they didn't write well, it was another dunk. Looking at a book full of "sincere" blessings from the students, Zheng Yanzi was very happy, except for a mouse excrement that made people angry
Li Tiezhu wrote: "I wish you meet Xiao Wei every game! Ollie, give it to me!"
I can't beat this. I can't stand it.
For a moment, the more you think, the more angry you are, and the more you think back, the more you lose.
Then punish Qin Tao to write a blessing of 500 words, a full two pages, and the handwriting must be neat.
After school, Qin Tao rubbed his wrist and walked out of the school with Li Tiezhu.
The doorman warmly greeted: "little fat man, did you ask for leave from class to fight again? Young people have good physical strength."
Qin Tao: "old man, when I graduate in a few days, please go to the winding alley."
Uncle waved his hand: "keep a low profile and don't let the leaders hear it."
The time to go to school always passed quickly. In the twinkling of an eye, it was July 6. The next day was the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination in the world is one month late, but it is also a major event of national concern.
Li Tiezhu walked into the classroom with a bag of small caged bags in the morning. During this time, he ate in different ways every day. Aunt Liu also cooked a big meal for Li Tiezhu at home. In more than ten days, Li Tiezhu came back with a weight of ten kilograms.
Peng Yuchang hasn't fattened up yet. He reached the standard first.
While eating steamed stuffed buns, the mellow study committee changed the countdown on the right side of the blackboard from one day to zero.
The chubby study committee member pushed his glasses and flashed a fierce light. He was as solemn and solemn as a general on the battlefield. He almost fell when he got off the podium. He didn't hold his head and smiled and spit.
Almost all the students are like this, trying to perform seriously, but in fact, they are already happy.
Finally fucking boiled it out!
In the morning, the history teacher gave us a new history class. His university debauchery history, boasting about love history, inspired the students' enthusiasm for the college entrance examination in turn.
In the afternoon, the students were disorganized and undisciplined, but a tacit understanding began to tear the books and papers, and all the teachers consciously withdrew.
When school is over, it's even more smoky. There are white paper scraps inside and outside the classroom, as well as all kinds of howls, songs and expressions
"I want to test Nanxiang technical school!"
"One day after the exam!"
"Zheng Yanzi, I like you. Please don't beat me!"
"Qin Tao is a fool!"
"Zhang Wenwen, you have a great figure!"
"I'm a second force!"
"It's cool to tear the book for a while, and it's cool to tear the book all the time!"
"The wind is roaring and NIMA is shouting..."
"Liu Xiaoyun from class two, I want to sleep with you. Please answer when you hear."
"Go back to NIMA! Xiaoyun is mine!"
"Li Tiezhu sings a song."
"Zheng Yanzi, dance! Ah... Don't come here!"
"Miss Zhao, will you marry me?"
Li Tiezhu watched with great interest as everyone was noisy, Zheng Yanzi rushed to beat people on the table, and came back domineering on the table. Qin Tao stood on the podium to perform belly dance for everyone, and the fat meat trembled.
The next day, the college entrance examination began, Chinese in the morning and mathematics in the afternoon. Another day, Wenzong and foreign languages.
After some crazy vent before the exam, the students are very calm reference.
On the night of the exam, the little prince against the wind didn't break his promise. Under his leadership, more than 50 people in the class killed and ran to Yulin to make a string of incense and eat and drink. The little prince against the wind also drank, comforted several students who didn't do well in the exam, and smoked a cigarette with the most skinny students in the class. Finally, his eyes were a little red, but the students were very happy.
Finally, the little prince against the wind found Li Tiezhu: "no problem?"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "I estimated that 400 points is no problem."
"That's OK. The undergraduate line of art in our province is more than 300 points. You have no problem with your grades."
"Thank you, Miss Li."
"Thank me for what?"
"Thank you for helping Qin Tao to work for his old man."
"Don't thank me. I just hope every student has a good future. Whether to take the exam or not is the second."
Qin Tao had drunk and lay down. After dinner, Li Tiezhu personally sent him home.
It seems that time is not uniform. We have prepared for the college entrance examination for three years, and it will pass soon. There is no thrilling and earth shattering, or even insipid.
When he got home in the evening, Li Tiezhu drank with the old man Li Fugui for a while. Aunt Liu specially prepared wine and vegetables.
"When you get the admission notice, we'll go back to the village to have a banquet... And burn some paper for your mother."
"Good!"
For the small mountain village where Li Tiezhu is located, although college students are no longer rare, it is still a grand thing and always needs to be celebrated.
The meaning is different.
Even if Li Tiezhu went to the Spring Festival Gala, old man Li was not so happy.
Li Fugui was very happy. As soon as he was happy, he drank a few more cups and was carried into the bedroom by Aunt Liu.
Li Tiezhu took a bath and laid a video on the bed. Actually, it was simply piecing together. Since the opening of the flick, it has been almost a year since Li Tiezhu opened. Only a dozen videos were released, which belonged to the typical example of being too lazy. But tonight, this one can not be lazy. This is discussed with tiktok.
At twelve o'clock sharp, the video was released.
Li Tiezhu: "let me introduce my girlfriend, Matsushita."
Matsushita: "Hey, hey... It's me!"
There is no doubt that the next day, Li Tiezhu went on the hot search again, but this time, because the heat of the college entrance examination was too high, the official publicity of Li Tiezhu and songzhuer did not cause much sensation. Moreover, we already knew that the two were together, and only their fans were still crazy celebrating this matter.
More tiktok, in the production of a two person's love history, from the first encounter of mushroom house, to the scene of the revival, to the iron head baby hammer boxer, and then to the pine nut beat reporters.
In this way, songzhuer rose by 8 million overnight, and Li Tiezhu also rose by 3 million.
It's the only one who has a relationship with the government.
On the way to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu received blessing messages from many people:
Qin Tao: "the dog said yes, pot head, bowl head, hand, three to eat!"
Yang Xiaoyue: "Congratulations, master. I'd like to bring one to Shiniang."
Zheng Yanzi: "give birth to a turtle!"
Luhani: "hahaha... You copied my copy!"
Nie Yao: "well done, brother."
Yue Yupeng: "so, love will disappear, right?"
Xu Shanzheng: "why not hit a wave of film advertisements by the way? I lost!"
Yi Xiaomao: "sister Xiuhong saw it. It's too difficult for me..."
Peng Yuchang: "brother, you are so brave!"
Xiao Zhen: "I wish you happiness."
Zhao Liya: "Oh! Silly column."
Captive cat: "......"
Li Tiezhu simply replied to these people, then made a video call to the cat and was refused? What happened? I called twice again, but I still didn't answer.
After waiting for a long time, lengba sent a video call. It turned out that songzhu'er was making a video with her. It was said to be a low-level Versailles. Songzhu'er said to comfort lengba. In fact, it was all about showing off. Lengba was not used to her. She directly shared the details of the first plundering of Li Tiezhu. Songzhu'er angrily hung up the phone.
The cat was not in any mood. She might have pretended, but Li Tiezhu comforted her.
The cat said fiercely, "I'll see her kiss once in the future! Stick out your tongue, and Ben meow will do what he says!"
Li Tiezhu was scared hard: "too much, too much..."
"Thank you! Hey, law..."
"Er..."
"Goodbye!"
"Bye."
After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu found a circle of sweat on his forehead. It was not fear, but a sign of guilt. However, with the improvement of his IQ, he is really not pure. This kind of bad thing has no psychological burden and more strange ideas.
The college entrance examination is over, so keep your intelligence low and live a simpler life!
When Li Tiezhu came to the mushroom house with radishes, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Peng Peng didn't arrive. He was used to it. He went upstairs with a cat cage and luggage and was ready to find some work for himself after settling down.
This is the last two issues of the mushroom house. It should have been recorded last week, but in order to make Li Tiezhu feel at ease for the exam, the program group changed the recording time. In fact, group photos put a lot of pressure on the teachers in the later stage of the program group.
If nothing happens, this will be the last two phases of Li Tiezhu's participation in the mushroom house as a permanent guest. He will not be permanent again next season.
"Meow ~"
"Who?"
When Li Tiezhu walked into datongpu's bedroom, he saw a lump of fat lying on the bed, wrapped in sheets, blowing the air conditioner and snoring.
shock me.
However, the snoring is too familiar!
Li Tiezhu put the radish, went over and broke off the huge head. Good guy, Chen Chichi!
Chen Chichi's sleepy eyes were dim: "come? Go cook. I'll have fried egg noodles. Sleep a little longer..."
Li Tiezhu: "when did you come? Others call to order first. You can go to the mushroom house and order directly."
Chen Chichi: "two fried eggs, more onions!"
He turned to sleep and ignored Li Tiezhu's inquiry. He was an old acquaintance and was not polite at all.
Li Tiezhu had to go downstairs and ask the director.
When the program was put here, it was naturally replayed and explained. It turned out that Chen Chichi played an all night game last night. He came to the mushroom house directly by car at 8:00 in the morning. He slept on the car and continued to sleep in the mushroom house.
Li Tiezhu nodded. This is Chen Chichi's style. If you can play games all night, you will never go to bed early.
"But who invited this guest? Why didn't you call? How did you record it?"
The director also scratched his head: "we didn't invite Chen Chichi. He led a team to play games in Suzhou and Hangzhou last night. He had no place to sleep and eat. He took a taxi himself. He also made an excuse to see whether Tianba was happy or not. When he came, he went upstairs to sleep. He didn't know where the sheepfold was. I don't know where he knew we recorded today..."
Li Tiezhu: "er..."
As an old acquaintance of the program group, Chen Chichi can't rush out when he comes. Besides, it doesn't cost money to send it to the door. The program group is happy.
All right!
At eleven o'clock, Li Tiezhu cut firewood, made a fire and cooked noodles. After cooking, he had to bring them upstairs to the uncle. He continued to sleep after eating noodles, just like a pig.