Chapter 283

"What if it's a sister? Don't be sexist! You're all girls. Why don't you get it?"

Li Tiezhu just said to hang up the phone. However, he is shocked now. What the hell is the situation? He is making a human simulation plan with songzhuer, and his old man on the other side has really created a lovely child first.

Songzhu'er lazily hugged Li Tiezhu: "others opened their orifices. You opened them yourself. Just now..."

Li Tiezhu was speechless.

Such an enlightenment?

People say seven orifices bleed or something. Put it here. People have nine orifices?

Ang!

Chinese characters are fucking broad and profound, 20 cm long. It's no problem for you to say so.

But she was very upset. Why was Aunt Liu pregnant? The old man doesn't understand the importance of population control, so he strongly condemns it!

Can you bear it?

Of course, I have to bear it. The old man is so tireless with a waist injury. It is also a spiritual symbol of striving for strength! Of course, it may also be that Aunt Liu, who is too strong, has fallen into ashes

In any case, it is also a great event to be congratulated that old trees can have new flowers.

It is the so-called "thousands of sails pass by the side of a sunken boat, and thousands of trees spring in front of a diseased tree"!

Ah up ~ launch!

As for why old man Li dare not let Li Tiezhu know, in fact, Tiezhu also knows.

People, especially men, are children at first. They are also children in middle age. In old age, they are especially children. They will always feel guilty, first to their parents, then to their daughter-in-law, and then to their children.

Li Fugui is such a standard counselor, so it's not surprising that he has such a performance.

After waiting for a few minutes, songzhuer shyly put on Kumamoto's pajamas. Although she couldn't see her on the phone, she was still shy. Li Tiezhu also put on his boxers, and then began to call back.

"Old man?"

"Ah!"

"Ah, shit, have you checked in the hospital?"

"Check, check."

"So Aunt Liu is pregnant with a baby. What's hard to say? You've got your marriage certificate."

"The boy... Went back to town to check. The third man used some relationship, so he saw that men and women came."

"Oh! That's good! Do you have a good name? My name is Li Tiezhu. My second uncle's name is Li tiegen and Li Tieji. What should this boy be called according to the rules? Li Tie?"

"Hammer! According to the rules, his second family is called foundation, and my family also wants to get a word out! Unexpectedly, I just wanted to give birth to you at that time, wrong, wrong..."

"You can choose your name. After all... It's your baby, not mine."

"No, no, no... You take it, you're talented!"

Songzhu'er said out of thin air, "it's not my iron pillar to choose a name to do such a thing."

Li Fugui was surprised at the moment. Sure enough, he slept together and insisted on getting it! Jubilant way: "either... That is to say, whether the doll should be or not, I want to discuss it with Tiezhu... I'm afraid he's not happy..."

The point is whether or not!

Li Fugui is the head of the family. Although Aunt Liu also received the certificate, they are still a little guilty when facing Li Tiezhu.

Songzhuer was very enthusiastic: "we are happy. When will the child be born?"

Li Fugui: "you're happy to fart. Tie Zhu promised. I discussed it with your aunt. Although she speaks angrily, she also follows your opinion. We can accept it. I have children and she has women... Just look at him."

Li Tiezhu: "my name is mine, and I'll let him be born."

Domineering, not to pretend to be forced, but the two elderly people at home, not... Just middle-aged people, have the cowardly thoughts of the elderly, and we must teach them a lesson.

Li Tiezhu is not smart, but he is always very frank and never interferes with the old man talking about his girlfriend. Are you pregnant and come to ask for my advice? Didn't you make it clear to me? No pit, no pit!

You have to think of a more coquettish name. At the age of 18, he will change that

Yes!

Li tieegg!!!

I'm special. You don't hate me all your life. Wow, hahaha... That's the name. I didn't run!

Column, root, base, egg!

The whole family is neat. Are there any trees? Ah? Enlightenment is different!

"Yeah!"

"Shh... Keep your voice down. Don't let the iron pillar couple hear you."

"Do you hear the clang? The iron pillar is not as soft as you."

"The watch opens the Yellow cavity randomly."

"I can't have a baby with my own ability?"

"Your skill is a fart. If I didn't say it's more convenient to use the back entry..."

"You just want me to kneel up. You're funny!"

"Call, be civilized."

"You were uncivilized first, beat me and tied me..."

"Shut up, bah!"

Li Tiezhu hurriedly interrupted: "cough, cough... Old man! I'll get my brother's name. Don't worry. I'll bear the milk powder money and diapers. Don't worry. Then... Please be a little better to Aunt Liu. Don't be too rude. Of course, Aunt Liu, don't be too manic. Now you advocate a harmonious society..."

Li Fugui: "you know a hammer. I didn't do it. She told me to do it... Mmm, mmm..."

Aunt Liu is kind-hearted and gathers up in front of the mobile phone: "iron pillar, bye! Your old man has drunk too much, hehe... Thank you. Liu Xiaohua doesn't understand my baby. Explain to her a little. She listens to you most. You're the big brother..."

The phone hung up.

Li Tiezhu covered his face, and his family scandal spread abroad! Oh, it's not external. The one next to him kneels and licks is also his own.

"Come on, don't learn that! Just be yourself."

Li Tiezhu's face was cold. After all, something happened at home. It was very troublesome.

Pine bamboo son raised his head: "don't you like her to give you... Swallow? Pervert!"

Li Tiezhu held her directly in his arms: "what do you compare with you? You have your own strengths! Na! I'm going to call Liu Xiaohua now. Pay attention to the assists about my unborn brother!"

Songzhuer nodded happily, wiped the strange saliva at the corner of his mouth and said, "I'm ready at any time."

Li Tiezhu handed her some paper towels and dialed Liu Xiaohua's video phone.

"Hello? You know?"

"Yes."

"She, she had children with him, and I was abandoned!"

"Oh."

"Oh, what the hell? Brother! You're my brother. You have to protect me. They don't recognize each other now..."

"I have no blood relationship with you. If they don't have one, our relationship will be further."

"Ah?"

"Ah, what? They gave birth to one. That's your brother and mine, okay?"

"Er... It seems quite reasonable."

"A lot of things need a bridge, you know? The bridge between us used to be my father and your mother, but now it has become an unborn little brother. Isn't it good? You can fight, and I can fight. Hey! Do you have a table tennis in your skull? I can't figure it out?"

"I'm afraid my mother doesn't love me."

"Your mother doesn't love you! You're so stupid, as stupid as me. It's good to grow up alive."

"Brother, you've gone too far. I don't like you!"

"Then bye..."

"No, bye. Where's my sister-in-law?"

Songzhu'er smiled and said, "Xiaohua, you can't make trouble about giving birth to a new child. Everyone is born free. You know?"

Liu Xiaohua was stunned and forced: "ah? What freedom?"

Matsushita: "international practice, born free!"

Liu Xiaohua Yan said: "sure enough, the whole world is actually owned by female compatriots. Children are free..."

Matsushita said, "don't worry so far. Worry about your high school entrance examination results. If you can't get into a key high school, you will be hung up by your mother! I'm sorry!"

"No sorrow!"

"I'd better mourn! I guess there's no other possibility..."

"No, is there anything a little more accommodating?"

"This is the high school entrance examination, not the college entrance examination, so I'm sorry!"

"Sister!"

Songzhuer resolutely hung up the phone. She was very confident that she persuaded Liu Xiaohua not to hinder the birth of xiaotiezhu. At the same time, she also hindered Liu Xiaohua's illusion that she didn't have to be beaten if she didn't do well in the exam.

In a word, in a word, pine and bamboo children after enlightenment are much more capable than before.

It's really capable!

It can not only forcibly persuade Liu Xiaohua who is in the heart, but also knock Li Tiezhu by the way to let him pay attention to the newborn children.

Finally, Li Tiezhu fell asleep very tired and said, "they make me feel like I have any opinion on them. In fact, I have enough forbearance and restraint towards them!"

Matsushita: "you just don't understand women. Do you know what Liu Xiaohua said to me when I went to your house during the new year? She said that if she had a child within half a year, she would not recognize her nephew, but his mother gave her brother a violent blow, wow ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu: "it's not appropriate for you to laugh like this... Pooh... I didn't know my old man was so capable! Come on, Li Tiedan!"

Songzhuer wiped the strange liquid on his mouth and said, "I also want to have a baby. Don't fool me."

Li Tiezhu: "blame me? You drink indiscriminately..."

"When you are satisfied with life, you must be happy. Don't make the golden cup empty to the moon..."

"Is it good?"

"Bah!:

Therefore, the next day, Li Tiezhu found Huang Sanshi and entertained his future Chinese opera head teacher, Mr. Lu Bo, through his relationship. The two teachers, together with Li Tiezhu and songzhuer, had a very ordinary lunch in Kyoto.

Li Tiezhu thought it was a matter of worshipping the wharf. Unexpectedly, the head teacher asked Li Tiezhu and songzhu'er to help introduce the play

Those who really stay in school and become teachers have poor resources.

This is a bit embarrassing, but you can't be idle. You have to explain.

Fortunately, penguin's resources are rich enough to deal with all this perfectly. It also arranges a good position for Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu can only be allocated according to his ability. If he can do it, he can do it, even if he can't.

Song Zhuer, who was enlightened by Li Tiezhu, also reacted quickly and secretly told Li Tiezhu: "there are many people in the play, and it's our teacher, so we have to respect it. But, big plays, blockbusters, big Productions... We have to pull the teacher, which is called being a man."