Chapter 290

Maybe in some people's eyes, Li Tiezhu is the same thing as dog shit. It depends on everyone's low taste. Block dog shit is so sweet when dipped in sugar.

But in the eyes of the vast majority of people, Li Tiezhu's fire is purely due to his musical talent. No matter how others come, he has injected many classic songs into the stagnant Chinese music world. As for his brain crippling behavior and sand sculpture talk, everyone laughed it off.

It is said that although Liu Xiaohua is a sand sculpture, it is not too much than Li Tiezhu, who has just made his debut.

This is the same sand sculpture. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

This is why Liu Xiaohua is doomed to fail in the program of good voice, although she also does sand sculpture. After all, she can't sing.

She jumped repeatedly and could only make herself into a real sand sculpture.

But what's wrong with sand carving?

At least, it's happy.

Not only are sand carvings happy, but they are also happy to see sand carvings. Happiness is over.

Sand sculpture audience love to see!

In each issue, the live broadcast ratings of the competition area to which Liu Xiaohua goes will burst. It's just one or two issues, three full issues. Can this be false data?

Not to mention many netizens left messages directly to see Liu Xiaohua die.

Therefore, teacher Tony's wonderful work was on "huantuo comedian", so Qin Tao, a pig farmer, was favored by Yunde society, so Li Tiezhu, a second-class product, went through the entertainment industry last year.

This shows that Liu Xiaohua is not suitable for singing, but she is suitable for... Fire.

Good voice adopts online registration. Liu Xiaohua rushes everywhere to audition, which does not affect her registration. By the time she arrived in the East China Sea, she had already signed up and got the number plate.

9527, a very rhythmic number plate.

Liu Xiaohua hasn't called her dear stupid mother for more than three days. At most, she just secretly chatted with Uncle Li Fugui. This is the most wanton three days of her life. She fully realizes this:

It's good to be alive.

However, she is not sure how long she can live. It depends on whether her attack power has decreased after her mother is pregnant. If she is still full, she is estimated to have been in a wheelchair all her life.

"However, I have no regrets in my youth, no regrets, no regrets, regrets..."

Hard!

Liu Xiaohua forced herself to cheer up. Anyway, it's a tragedy for me to live. I'm afraid of farts! What if, one in ten thousand chance, I'm red?

How dare she hit me?

Dare!

But she certainly doesn't have a chance to hit me every day, does she?

Right?

Logical genius!

Similarly, when Liu Xiaohua, the most concerned player of the seventh good voice, arrived at the audition site of the East China Sea competition area, the reporters and players were crazy. She came, she came, she really didn't fear death!

The long gun and short gun were aimed at Liu Xiaohua.

Liu Xiaohua smiled angrily: "I'm afraid you have any misunderstanding about strength! I, this issue, will present original songs! I will sing until you explode in situ!"

Everyone stared at the dog. Can Liu Xiaohua write songs?

Is the ancestral grave of Li Tiezhu's family really smoking? Have a chance to dig.

After leaving a cruel word, Liu Xiaohua refused all interviews, walked into the Hou performance area, sat on her box and began... Eating steamed bread.

I wonder!

Why is the price of online Li Tiezhu concert so high? I'm selling money again? Column dog, can you?

$1180.

Listen, is this a quotation from someone?

Liu Xiaohua was very upset, but she still sold it, because if she didn't sell it, she would have no money to eat. She blamed my stupid fat mother, oh, God! Did you put sweet bean curd or salted bean curd in her mind?

My daughter is about to become famous. She even withheld my stolen money. No, she withheld my inherent assets.

Wait, wait!

After waiting for more than two hours, four steamed buns were finished, and finally it was Liu Xiaohua's turn. She put the old godmother who had eaten the meal into her backpack, hung the backpack on the box, and pushed the box to a handsome male contestant, saying:

"Watch my luggage. When I'm red, I'll fly you."

A male contestant: "

Liu Xiaohua bravely followed the staff and walked into the selection stage of the East China Sea competition area. Before going on stage, she smiled at the evil spirits of the four mentors and stepped on her legs

"Oh, poof... Why is your stage so high? It's different from the style of other competition areas!"

Liu Xiaohua covered her nose and got up in embarrassment.

Xiao Zhen trembled with laughter and trotted to hand over the paper towel:

"Warmly welcome Xiaohua to guide the work of our four mentors. I'm sorry to cause you to fall. I saw it. It was the steps that started first! Look back, I'll criticize it."

Since he was beaten by Li Tiezhu, he has liberated his nature. Now he has an excellent sense of variety.

Liu Xiaohua wiped her nose with a paper towel. When she saw that there was no nosebleed, I was really good.

"What about... Pass card? Brother Xiao Zhen."

Xiao Zhen returned to the jury and said blankly, "don't I give it after you sing? If you give it in advance, it's called cheating! You know, it will affect my idol image and your career!"

Liu Xiaohua: "but you said it. It's live."

Xiao Zhen: "that's not afraid. I'll give you a pass card after you sing. They suspect me of cheating at most, but there is no evidence. Moreover, as far as I know, many viewers are eager for you to be promoted."

Liu Xiaohua said proudly: "aha... Let's worry. I'm just playing. I don't care whether it's red or not... If I can make a million a year and my mother breaks my leg, I'll also give you a concert. I said by Liu Xiaohua! Please support me! A quasi lame artist, biubiu~"

Xiao Zhen is directly ignorant. What dialogue is this? I can't keep up with the rhythm. Am I old? Is this the legendary generation gap?

The other three decent teachers are all black question marks. What the hell?

Liu Xiaohua came to the stage, looked into the microphone and brewed for three seconds:

"Er... Hey, hey, hey... Sorry, I'm a little excited. I'm a little excited when I think it will be popular after today. I'm not as good as Zhugou. I'll review... What... I'll bring you a new song, original song today!"

Xiao Zhen resolutely supported: "sister, can you write songs?"

Liu Xiaohua smiled: "why is it difficult to write songs? My brother wrote them for me."

Xiao Zhen: "ah! Xiaohua is really talented."

Liu Xiaohua: "don't flatter me too much. My singing is average and the third in the world... This song is really nice. However, my brother is in a hurry to have a concert, so I can only sing to you without accompaniment."

Xiao Zhen: "produced by Tiezhu, it must be a high-quality product! I understand! It's really lucky to hear Xiaohua singing my brother Zhu's original song here!"

The other three tutors looked at Xiao town like dogs.

Xiao Zhen gave a deep cry. What are you looking at? Never seen a dog lick? I licked this achievement by strength! Lick my godfather with massage technology, lick my brother Zhu with rhetoric... Lick my life!

Liu Xiaohua began to clear her throat: "cough... Ha... ADA..."

The tutors were shocked. I'll go. Will there really be a divine melody? After all, although Liu Xiaohua is a fighter in the garbage, Li Tiezhu is extraordinary. He can't write a bad song, can he?

Xiao Zhen smiled. He understood, really understood. Of course, brother Zhu wrote songs, but my little flower sister also has the amazing ability to turn magic into decay.

Look, all right, everybody!

Even the animals in front of the live broadcast screen are not calm:

"Really want to advance?"

"As soon as the iron pillar makes a move, I know if there is!"

"My serious brother still dotes on my sister!"

"I said, tossing about such three or four cities is still hype in the final analysis. Li Tiezhu directly sent her a divine song to the finals."

"It's not that simple?"

"Are you expecting too much from me? Oh, my stupid fans..."

"Is shit all over your smart brain? How can my little flower sing in tune? It's useless who wrote the song."

"Xiaohua, come on, don't let you run out of tune. Xiaogong's name has become a laughing stock!"

After clearing her throat, Liu Xiaohua looked cold and held the microphone in her hands.

The three tutors were so absorbed that Xiao Zhen burped.

The audience in front of the screen was even more absorbed and breathless.

Liu Xiaohua raised her legs high, pretended to perform a split and vertical fork, shook her hair, shook her fat on her face, and began to sing:

Oh, woo

I have forgotten some things, but I still remember them now

One night, my mother asked me

Why are you unhappy today

I said in my imagination, there was a pair of skateboarding shoes

……

Xiao Zhen, the most calm tutor, has begun to grasp his hair, as if he was going to collect himself into a new Xu Shan struggle.

The other three tutors are even worse. One has blocked his ears, the other has become crazy with laughter, and the other has been ignorant. Obviously, he didn't expect such a wonderful music performance in the world.

The barrage is particularly neat:

"Er..."

"Er..."

"Er..."

"Is this NIMA really a song written by Li Tiezhu?"

The security guard is looking through his pockets for quick acting heart-saving pills. The tutors are also in a trance by this wave of mental attack. Therefore, no one has stopped Liu Xiaohua's burst performance, and the singing continues:

Step by step, step by step, step by step, like claws and teeth

It's the devil's pace, friction, friction

Rub, rub, rub on this smooth ground

It's the devil's pace, it's the devil's pace

Ding!

Xiao Zhen finally dragged the disabled spirit, waved his left hand, which was good at the unique skill of God's hand, and pressed the bell.

Liu Xiaohua jumped twice again: "Hey, it's the devil's pace! Hum! How about it?"

Xiao Zhen: "ah... Er..."

Liu Xiaohua: "it doesn't matter! It's okay if you don't give me a pass card. I won't blame you, but I'll give you another original song, which my brother wrote for me. Listen!"

The barrage is extremely eager to survive:

"Xiao Zhen, give the pass card quickly!"

"Please, brother!"

"Die, die, ah..."

"Xiao Zhen, what are you shaking about? Tens of thousands of people's lives are hanging on the line..."

Xiao Zhen did shake his hand. He was looking for the pass card, but he accidentally dropped the pass card on the ground. He was so scared that he squatted down and continued to look for it.

The other three tutors were shocked and didn't take you to play like this!

So, the three mentors went to find their own pass card. I don't go to hell... All of them have to go to hell

Liu Xiaohua turned a deaf ear and began to sing alone. After all, hey! Here comes the feeling:

Come on

Happy

There's plenty of time anyway

Come on

Love

There are a lot of fools anyway

Come on

Wandering

There are a lot of directions anyway

Come on

Pretend

There's a lot of scenery anyway

Ah, itch