Chapter 299

Well, count it.

The audience laughed wildly and cheered one after another. My iron pillar is so upright.

"Don't you think it's impolite for you to treat other female stars differently? Why can't you be nice to other female stars, such as me."

"I respect you. Why don't I call you aunt Yang?"

"What's all this? Let me ask you a question. I fell into the water with the baby who pressed the pig. Who did you save first?"

"Who will save who first."

"Why didn't you save me first?"

"Because I fell into the water, I don't necessarily know you two."

Good guy, who knows you after taking off your makeup?

Yang Mi straightened her chest directly: "look at the size! The gap is so big."

The audience called out to the good guy. Sister MI is irritable.

Li Tiezhu looked down and sure enough, his chest was fierce and abnormal, bigger than lengba. The one who pressed the pig couldn't compare. Then he suddenly realized: "then I'll save others first."

Yang Mi: "why?"

Li Tiezhu pointed, slightly shy and said, "you... Should be able to float."

Yang Mi: "poof..."

I feel praised and molested again, but it's her own start. It's no wonder who. After all, Li Tiezhu has always been so fierce. Sister Mi said in her heart. It's quite reasonable. She floats every time she takes a bath

The audience laughed wildly. My God, there is really no need to save two life balls so big.

Yang Mi asked again, "if yehenara and Luofei smoke fall into the water at the same time, which one do you step on first?"

The audience are dumbfounded. Dare you ask?

This is a personal concert, not on TV, but it's nothing, that is, it's a little fierce.

Li Tiezhu: "all save, why step on it?"

Yang Mi: "you are very warm-hearted. You save both of them. Will you save a dog when it falls into the water?"

"That doesn't help."

"Why? Isn't the dog better than the two just now?"

"No, because dogs are better than them, dogs are born to swim."

"I can't swim. I feel like you're scolding me."

"Where, although you can't swim, you can do a lot of things that dogs can't, such as um... Um... What can you do?"

"I can start a company."

"Yes, the dog won't."

"Can you start a company? Iron pillar?"

"I won't, uh..."

"Don't be afraid, neither can a dog."

Li Tiezhu was stunned, and sister Mi's combat effectiveness was OK. Since Li Tiezhu's passive skills of antagonizing people were upgraded, the level of antagonizing people has decreased a lot. I feel that she can't handle her.

Of course, winning or losing is not important.

Li Tiezhu is just worried about whether she will be hurt by the new passive skill. After all, it is also a passive skill.

The audience laughed and clapped wildly. Sister Mi began to fight back. Will Li Tiezhu have this day?

Where is this or a concert? It's clearly a special crosstalk show.

Li Tiezhu said stubbornly, "I can do a lot, such as singing, can dogs?"

Yang Mi: "the dog doesn't care. Yehenara can sing."

Since lengba openly supported Li Tiezhu and sprayed yehenara, Yang Mi had no choice but to offend anyway.

Li Tiezhu: "I can also flip back!"

Yang Mi: "do you care how much better you are than a dog? Is that your competitive heart?"

Li Tiezhu: "

The audience is overjoyed, Li Tiezhu Waterloo!

Yang Mi has the upper hand in the counterattack. The elegant and sexy Yang Mi is back. Lengba has a good eye. It's really fun. Play again.

Yang Mi: "come on, let's show you how to spit bubbles."

Li Tiezhu thought she had changed the subject, sighed with relief and vomited a string of bubbles.

Yang Mi: "look! This dog can't either."

Li Tiezhu: "I don't compare with dogs."

Yang Mi: "neither can a donkey."

Li Tiezhu surrendered: "change the topic, sister MI."

Audience: "whoa..."

Yang Mi smiled and asked, "some time ago, someone interviewed yehenara. She said that she is no longer angry with you. She can even sit down calmly and have coffee with you. What about you?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't like coffee."

"Then drink something else?"

"I'm so busy. How can I have time? Why is she so idle?"

Yang Mi: "maybe because I can't afford a concert."

Li Tiezhu directly slept in the trough: "how dare you say! People are queen of heaven."

"What are you afraid of? Your master is Cheng Dalong! We recorded programs at the same time. Why did you rub others to be a master? Don't you feel ashamed?"

"I'm shameless! What's the matter?"

"Do you know martial arts? Just worship?"

"As long as I'm not in the furniture city, I think my master can't beat me now."

"Your master doesn't fight in other places except furniture city?"

"Er..."

"Does he live in furniture city?"

"Er..."

Li Tiezhu is defeated again. Is sister Mi crazy? Even a dragon? Although, what she said is also true.

Yang Mi asked, "why do you accept songzhuer's confession? Don't you think you don't deserve her mother? What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "she's so good-looking. Why should I refuse? Am I stupid?"

"So, do you just like her body?"

"Poof..."

"Other beautiful girls, won't you refuse?"

"Hum? What, director, haven't you solved the problem yet?"

This is a little cruel, so cruel that Li Tiezhu dare not answer positively. Obviously, Yang Mi is talking about lengba throwing herself into her arms. How do you sleep with each other? Did you sleep well and look great? Who gives you courage based on your appearance? Liang Rujing?

Yang Mi was happy and said, "the accompaniment fault has been solved. The director said that the audience seemed to like watching you accept my interview, so he didn't tell you right away."

Li Tiezhu wiped the sweat on his face: "ah, let's continue singing."

Audience: "whoa..."

Yang Mi: "look, they also want to hear my interview. I'll ask two more questions. Why did you take the Nortel exam? Do you think acting doesn't need a face?"

Li Tiezhu: "maybe that's the difference between our movie actors and your TV actors. Making a movie doesn't necessarily need a face."

Yang Mi: "do you mean Fang Bo and Xu Zheng are ugly?"

"Er..."

"Last question."

"You, you said."

"Is it true that they say you are not bad?"

"Ah?"

Li Tiezhu's hair stood up. Does NIMA dare to ask on this occasion? Of course, the audience didn't know the real meaning of King Kong's not bad. They thought they were talking about Yang Ma's support for Li Tiezhu. But Yang Mi obviously didn't ask that. By them, she meant lengba and songzhu'er.

Yang Mi stared at Li Tiezhu with a smile: "ah, what? You say, don't you?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I can't do this kind of martial arts."

Yang Mi: "you are dishonest! Answer again."

Li Tiezhu: "well, it's mainly because the opponent is too weak. Cough..."

The audience applauded, wow, the cruel roles of yehenara and luofeiyan are still too weak? I Li Tiezhu really have confidence!

Yang Mi also applauded: "it seems that they are really too weak. Do you think I'm cruel enough?"

The audience continues to coax me. My sister is all hands and eyes in the entertainment industry. How dare Li Tiezhu provoke me?

Li Tiezhu shook his head again and again: "you must be powerful. I can't provoke..."

Yang Mi smiled proudly: "you haven't seen my power. How do you know I'm powerful?"

Li Tiezhu was particularly honest: "lengba said."

The cat told Li Tiezhu a lot about the new knowledge and new posture Yang Mi taught her. She also said that Yang Mi was powerful. Sometimes after the cat died several times, she lamented that only sister Mi could match Li Tiezhu.

Yang Mi: "Wow! I'll give you a chance to see. I'll do a lot. If I die, I might kill you."

Li Tiezhu: "no, no, I'm afraid."

Audience: "whoa..."

Yang Mi: "you see, everyone despises you."

Li Tiezhu: "despise it, I dare not oppose you, I counselled!"

Yang Mi: "I dare not?"

Li Tiezhu: "I dare not. Please let me go. I just want to sing..."

The audience was very happy to see Li Tiezhu being "taught" to pieces for the first time.

Yang Mi finally let Li Tiezhu go and said, "yes, I took your money as a guest and performed a set of crosstalk for everyone. I'm not at a loss. Sing. I'll finish the work after singing."

Li Tiezhu: "yes... You worked hard and suffered..."

The prelude to cool starts.

Yang Mi suddenly put one hand on Li Tiezhu's shoulder and posed a singing style. The audience also slowly separated from the crosstalk atmosphere. Only Li Tiezhu's hair was still standing, because the sister's fingers were scratching him and her eyes were slightly provocative.

Fortunately, she soon began to sing. Yang Mi, who was generally good at singing, was absorbed and had no time to continue Li Tiezhu's mentality. He slowly relaxed.

After singing, Li Tiezhu stepped down and left the stage for Yang Mi to sing alone.

Generally, each guest will have a chorus and a solo, which allows Li Tiezhu to change clothes and rest backstage.

After singing the two songs, Yang Mi left the stage. When she passed Li Tiezhu, she gave him a push.

Li Tiezhu was startled and looked frightened.

Yang Mi laughs. It's really fun. She's cold. I can't play? Good sisters, you should know how to share.

Li Tiezhu's concert continued because Liu Xiaohua's top ten troublemakers and failures delayed more than 20 minutes. In addition to the established songs, Li Tiezhu also sang an additional song "calculate your ruthlessness" as compensation. Therefore, the whole concert was 30 minutes longer.

After the last song "seventeen years old" was sung, Li Tiezhu thanked the audience again for a long time and finally ended.

Although there were some problems in this concert, it was finally perfectly solved. The atmosphere was not interrupted. On the contrary, the audience were particularly satisfied and the concert was perfect.

In the evening, Li Tiezhu invited the guests to eat hot pot and then went to KTV.

Fang Bo left first. Finally, only Justin, Xiao Zhen, Yang Mi, Liu Xiaohua, Zhang Xiaomeng and other key members of the team went to KTV. Liu Xiaohua wanted to be a wheat bully and was forcibly stopped by Li Tiezhu. Everyone was friends and there was no need to hurt them.

Singing songs and drinking wine, the atmosphere was very good. Li Tiezhu was also very relaxed until sister Mi came to his ear and said:

"Did she really measure it with a ruler?"