Song Zhuer, who had a fight with a girl in the art department, also output a wave of ridicule: "the art department really looks very artistic. There are all kinds of strange things! After playing, the bruised nose and face will be more artistic, ha!"

315 three boys looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu looked away. Lu Bo, a counselor, came angrily.

Li Tiezhu said, "bamboo, eat, eat, the counselor is coming."

Pine bamboo son quickly sucked away, cleaned the powder, and drank a mouthful of soup.

Lu Bo came over and shouted, "pine bamboo! Did you just hit someone? They told the school leaders that they had gone there. You... Go and coordinate with me. Remember to be modest."

Songzhu'er wiped his mouth: "can they still complain? We call it fighting each other! It's not beating people. It seems that my attack power has declined seriously after gaining weight. It's all your fault, Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "

Matsushita: "don't worry, Miss Lu. If they dare to beep indiscriminately, I'll kill them on the spot! Look, I've practiced."

Lu Bo: "you save me snacks!"

Matsushita: "they abuse and push our classmates. I just kick them in good faith. It's quite civilized."

Lu Bo looks at Li Tiezhu and asks for help.

Li Tiezhu said, "bamboo son, go and make a review. If the other party is stubborn, kick it properly."

Lu Bo doesn't expect anything else. It's annoying enough for the boys. The Niang Guo Zifan is making a complaint, and the girls are fighting directly. It's said that a girl in the art department has her hair removed.

After songzhuer followed Lu Bo away, 315 three boys all looked respectful.

Li Zhixuan said, "bamboo is really powerful! If only I had such a girlfriend, I could whip me every day, drop wax, bind and kick..."

Wang Xiaokai took off his pants and woke him up with urine: "wake up! Zhu'er is like a dog in front of Li Tiezhu!"

Li Zhixuan: "so I like Lao Wu. The instructor is powerful and domineering!"

Wu Lei thief Xi said: "the hobby of small hammer is unique enough. Let me help you pay attention. There are not many metamorphosis in the circle... There is always one suitable for you."

In the evening, it's dark. Of course, we can't do outdoor training, but we can give patriotic education and military theory lectures. It's very happy to sing in our spare time.

The time of military training is both depressed and lively, but there is no doubt that... Enrichment!

At nine o'clock in the evening, the evening class is over.

Guo Zifan went to bed without taking a bath.

This session was very miserable. I slept in a canteen hall with more than 200 beds, which was also temporarily transformed into all iron frame beds. Almost all the boys of Nortel sleep here. It's not miserable. It's hot and humid, and mosquitoes are everywhere.

This is quite different from the preferential treatment of previous sessions, but they have no choice.

As everyone knows, since this session, the military training of the whole art colleges and universities such as Nortel, Chinese opera and drama has begun to be carried out strictly. After all, there is too much chance of white eyed wolves among these people.

It doesn't matter whether they love or not, but it can't affect the young children who like them.

Having turned off the lights, Li Tiezhu asked the smoking classmate to borrow a lighter and light a plate of mosquito repellent incense, which he bought at a high price in the canteen.

Their beds are close to the windows of the canteen hall, which is a good position.

"Han PI! Where's your Mai Dong?"

"No! I can't drink. Do you want to drink?"

"Drink your uncle, I want to pee."

"Pee, you go to the bathroom."

"Hundreds of meters. I don't want to go. Move the wheat to me."

On the top of Li Tiezhu is Wang Xiaokai. He decisively took the Mai Dong given to Li Tiezhu by Xu Jiazhen, poured it directly out of the window, and then lay on the bed and aimed at the mouth of Mai Dong's bottle and began to hiss.

The dog's toilet is also designed so unreliable that it is more than 300 meters away

Wu Lei said, "give it to me when you're finished. I also have some inventory."

Li Zhixuan said: "my third, pee is not urgent, just want to experience the life of ordinary people."

When Mai moved the bottles in turn, Li Tiezhu couldn't help listening to their hush. However, he couldn't stand peeing in the bottle together, so he remembered the usual moves used by the students in junior high school and senior high school.

Li Tiezhu directly scratched on the window of the canteen lobby and hissed outward, a perfect arc.

"Tie Zhu, do you want potato chips?"

Outside the window, a small head suddenly appeared, frightening Li Tiezhu to shiver. It was pine and bamboo. I didn't know where the goods got a bag of potato chips and forced them to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu shook, put away his weapons, took the potato chips and scolded, "why don't you sleep and make wool?"

315 the other three irons laughed and waited for pine and bamboo to come up and say a word.

Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was booing on the window. If someone else wanted to change, Li Tiezhu would have to blow up.

Of course, songzhuer is a real psychosis, no doubt!

Matsushita: "what... I just went to sprinkle water on the three women and send you tools."

With that, songzhu'er handed Li Tiezhu a water gun filled with water.

By the moonlight outside, Li Tiezhu identified what it was, and then Wu Lei took it away.

Wu Lei said, "thank you, sister-in-law! I prepared a bottle of water, but you are more reliable. Thank you!"

Songzhuer said, "who are you going to help?"

Wang Xiaokai: "Shh! Confidential!"

Songzhu'er made an OK gesture, turned and crept away. Not far away, several girls were picking her up.

"Have you handled the murder weapon?"

"OK! Don't worry, we can't be dealt with tomorrow. Those fools carry the pot."

"Really? It's too heavy to wet the girl's quilt?"

"Don't worry! My master is in good health and can carry any pot..."

"How do you know it's Li Tiezhu on the window? You're not afraid to admit the wrong person?"

"Don't I know his size? Just look at the silhouette!"

"Wow!"

"Hey, hey... If you envy me, come and register with me."

"Shh! Lie down! The patrol team is coming..."

"Don't fart, it stinks!"

"Shh, Shh! Don't talk."

"Are you gone?"

"Wait a little longer, don't pull my ass!"

……

Early the next morning, before the military training began, the first thing to start was a critical meeting.

Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan stood in front of a square of hundreds of people, with a firm face and a just image of generous death.

"Last night, an appalling vicious incident occurred in the boys' dormitory, that is, the canteen of the original base!"

Lao Wu squeezed out a painful and ferocious expression with a love of seeing and hearing mood and said.

Under the stage, hundreds of male and female students from various departments of Nortel have their eyes shining to see what the four most dazzling stars have done. Speaking of it, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are all the most popular and hottest stars of this year's Nortel freshmen. I didn't expect to be on the "Podium" the next day of military training.

The less famous Li Zhixuan suddenly became popular because of his "hundreds of millions of talents". Many girls have heard his legend.

How to say, these 315 four iron bars are a group of strange flowers of demons.

After Lao Wu successfully aroused the curiosity of the students, he said slowly, "they take a water gun to urinate on the bed of a student surnamed Guo in the middle of the night. This nature is too bad!"

Wang Xiaokai couldn't help but say: "at first, it was Zishui. His quilt was too thick to Zishui, and the water was light. That's why he changed other liquids..."

Wu Lei said, "we were just careless and forgot what was in the Mai Dong bottle."

Li Zhixuan said, "it's all from me. I'll punish you. I'll bear it all!"

The girls cheered under the stage.

Lao Wu cried and laughed: "silence! Li Tiezhu, I ask you, what's going on? Some people in the girls' dormitory have been AIDS..."

Li Tiezhu smashed it, smashed it, and said, "ah... Let's just think that some people provoked the instructor's authority and violated the law and discipline, so we prepared to teach them a lesson without authorization. Therefore, in the middle of the night, we got up and attacked with a water gun. However, we really didn't know that there was urine in the wheat movement. It was sent to me by classmate Xu. I don't know anything..."

Under the stage, Xu Jiazhen was frightened. Can I pee a pot for you? Keep dreaming. Pooh! Go in line

Of course, she didn't dare to speak at all.

Finally, Li Tiezhu was fined ten kilometers and the other three five kilometers

However, Guo Zifan under the stage still felt ashamed and intolerable. This kind of thing can't be kept secret. Moreover, it is rumored that when Wang Xiaokai helped him, in addition to these four, there were more than a dozen other good Samaritans watching and giving tactical guidance.

Guo Zifan only felt that he had suffered all the humiliation of his life.

Pissed on your face, you're not a gentleman!

Although the instructor didn't say his name, I'm afraid it has been spread all over the school. In the future, how can we mix in the circle?

On the other hand, Li Tiezhu runs very fast. He doesn't think it's a punishment to run ten kilometers. Anyway, he has to run almost so much every morning.

"Why didn't you smell it before loading the water gun?"

"Smell your sister? Shall I taste it in your mouth? How do I know? It's the water bottle you gave me."

"Isn't it warm? Don't you feel it?"

"Sleeping trough! It was so hot last night. Isn't it normal for the water bottle to be warm?"

"Chief, you are so unreliable!"

"What's the matter with me? I especially let you look at Guo Zifan. Are you unhappy?"

"It's cool..."

"We can handle him all our life!"

"Also roar! It's worth running these five kilometers."

"Why am I ten kilometers away? Your uncle's!"

"Iron pillar Sego!"

"Boss, the cow is driving the sky..."

They are children of eighteen or nine years old. It's all small things to fight and make trouble. Even if I urinate, I'll fool it. Except that Guo Zifan, the party concerned, has a poor appetite in recent days, others are still very happy.

However, one positive effect is that Guo Zifan was very clever in the next military training. He was hardworking and obedient. After all, he was scared.

Li Tiezhu no longer fooled around with the little three in the dormitory. He took time to learn fighting skills from instructor Zhou three times a day in the morning, noon and evening. He was often beaten so that he vomited out the meal he had just eaten.

Songzhuer often watched with bread. He didn't care much about Li Tiezhu, so he was fed after he was beaten and vomited.