Xu Jiazhen, Aojiao green tea, has been trained by songzhuer to be a senior dogleg. He not only gives songzhuer hot water to buy breakfast, but also helps him get express delivery to buy aunt towel, etc.
Songzhuer once said viciously that he would train Xu Jiazhen to be a professional licking dog.
Li Tiezhu shuddered, but Xu Jiazhen seemed to be really in shape.
No, on Wednesday afternoon, before Li Tiezhu set out to participate in "I am a singer", she bought a lot of snacks and stuffed them to Li Tiezhu at the command of songzhuer.
She said to Li Tiezhu, "remember to eat on time. Be careful not to stay up late. It's bad for your voice. In addition to snacks, I bought you fat sea. Remember to drink more. Also, come on!"
Li Tiezhu nodded and next to Songzhu erkesgudebai.
Xu Jiazhen licked his lips with envy. Does he look long? Come on, you can. As long as you have enough tea, you will get this baby pimple.
The staff of the program team have arrived at Beidian and started shooting after Li Tiezhu kissed songzhuer.
Take your back first.
Li Tiezhu returned to Beidian dormitory with snacks, took his packed suitcase and said goodbye to the three animals in the dormitory. The three of them are playing black games again. If Li Tiezhu didn't want to record the program, I'm afraid they would drag them into the water.
Originally, according to the requirements of the program team, it was necessary to make these scenes a little mysterious, so that the audience could see a little suspense.
But the problem is, this is Li Tiezhu!
How can it be mysterious? Unless you don't shoot him, don't give him a lens, and add a sound changer, but you can't. Even if you shoot your legs, you can be recognized. His legs are too thick
So the program group gave up.
Li Tiezhu was the first kicking guest and the only kicking singer who openly showed his face before the game, but it was not Li Tiezhu who showed his face first.
In the camera, Wang Xiaokai was playing a game and his dialect came out without looking back: "Han PI! You must win, ha, if you lose, don't let your turtle enter the dormitory door."
Wu Lei: "don't worry about the chrysanthemum head. The boss may lose. Go and go. I'm in trouble. Come and save me..."
Li Zhixuan: "boss, go all the way. GAHA! How did you send it? Look, you've died eight times!"
Li Tiezhu finally appeared, slapped Li Zhixuan on the back of the head, and then went out with the box: "go, if the shooter comes to visit, remember to collect a towel for me."
Although "I am a singer" is a live broadcast, there will still be an early recorded gag before the live broadcast.
Therefore, at the beginning of the program, the bullet screen was particularly high:
"I'm serious. I'm here! Leave me alone."
"My husband is so handsome. I look forward to your new variety" senior Youth League. "
"Gao Shao goes out and turns left. This is to see Li Tiezhu."
"I have to say that although the first two issues are wonderful, they always feel almost something. This is not the finishing touch?"
"Here comes the man who wears yellow rubber shoes on fire..."
"International Superstar: Ian perra Lee!"
"From the good voice to SiHa, and from SiHa to the mushroom house, now I'm chasing the singer for one person."
"I have goose bumps!"
"Just rush this program and chase Li Tiezhu!"
"This dormitory is terrible. It's a huge future."
"Three people from Xichuan and one from Northeast China talk too funny."
"I haven't seen that Northeast small fire, plain people?"
"Xiaokai has a good relationship with Tiezhu. He directly calls Han PI, and the program team doesn't screen it..."
"What does Ju Chang mean? Nickname?"
"I used to hate three small animals, but now I suddenly like Wang Xiaokai."
"Serious brother, sing ah Diao!"
"Sing the rabbit theme song!"
"Sing a new song!"
"It's too much for those who shout and sing new songs. Good voices and new songs have gone against the sky. Will the singer still come?"
"The singer is not allowed to sing his own song except the first one."
As soon as the picture turned, it began to play the VCR of other stars cheering the kicker.
Zhao Liya: "come on, silly column, you must win the championship! If you can't win the championship, write me a song."
Xiao Zhen: "brother, come on! I will support you at any time. You are the best!"
Chen Yisen: "as his fan, I want to say that he is a genius, a real super genius. It's my honor to accompany him through the first part of the road! He's the honor of the whole Chinese music world! But why hasn't he released a new album? My ears have been rotten by the last album..."
Lin Jiangnan: "I like his songs very much! I look forward to his new album."
Wang Fei: "his voice is so characteristic and he writes songs very well. I hope I can cooperate with him."
President Zhou: "Oh, good! Tiezhu is very powerful! I publicize his character. We are good friends. I wish him good results in singing."
Barrage:
"The card face of serious brother is big!"
"Ethan is right. Let's make a new album!"
"Come on, Huang Mao. I cried miserably when I saw the drug God yesterday."
"There's no better rookie in history than this?"
"Last year, I thought Li Tiezhu would be a flash in the pan. Now he has become a God."
"How many people can't reach the height of an album or a film in their whole life."
"Iron pillar: basic fuck, don't make trouble. Sit down. I'll pretend to be forced."
"As long as he doesn't dance, Li Tiezhu will still be a superstar."
"Sorry, I smiled and danced..."
The camera continues to follow Li Tiezhu. This is the picture of rehearsal practice with the band yesterday, that is, Thursday. The picture of Li Tiezhu and Liang Xiaobo arguing. The music and dialogue are silenced, but it can also be seen that they have great differences.
Finally, Liang Xiaobo seriously asked Li Tiezhu, "are you sure you want to do this? No one dares to do this, are you sure?"
Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "OK, or I'll quit immediately."
The screen is terminated.
There is a question mark on the barrage. Is Li Tiezhu going to do something again?
Once again, I switched to the interview lens.
Li Tiezhu went to the sofa and sat down, muttering: "do you want to interview? Fancy..."
Director: "when you received the news that you were the first singer to kick the hall, what was your mood?"
Li Tiezhu: "didn't you invite me? You, uncle Liang Xiaobo and aunt Han Hong called and threatened me one by one. Did you lose your memory?"
"Stop! Ask your mood, what are you doing with these useless things?"
"The mood is happy, and you can make money again."
"Are you worried?"
"Of course, first of all, I think it's a great affirmation and even an honor for me as a newcomer to stand on the same stage with them. I rejected you many times at the beginning, right? In fact, it's because I know that I don't deserve to compete with aunt Han Hong. I'm still far from it."
"What made you finally make up your mind?"
"Tell the truth?"
"Of course, as long as you don't say I forced you."
"That means I have to lie. I'm not good at lying. Let's change the question."
"Uh... Did you eat?"
"Yes."
At the end of the interview, pick a rag.
Bullet screen comments are most fun, Hong Bo can be crazy, make complaints about Li Tiezhu.
The program group is also a little clever ghost. This interview was not edited, but was directly thrown out, with full effect.
Then, the camera showed several other singers, each with a car.
The first is Xiangjiang superstar Gu Daji. The assistant asked him, "do you know the new rules of this issue?"
Gu Daji: "of course, I know. I'm the host! Today there are kicking singers. If the kicking is successful, one of us will go again."
Then there was Huang Liangling: "another one? It's too cruel."
Yan Bing was domineering: "who cares? I just want to win. I want to be in the top three. I must win if I eat sheep kidney! Right? I want to counter attack."
It seems that the disease of Shuangyan Shuangyu is transmitted through body fluids.
Sun Nan: "I think there is something wrong with this competition system. Why should the kicking singer be at least fourth in order to succeed in kicking? I think if he can get seventh, he should give others a chance."
Han Hong: "many singers record songs in the studio, but the scene... Is different. The child also has problems at the scene. In fact, he has a lot of problems in singing. I have a big head when I hold it."
Doodle!
In the later stage, he was very naughty and directly made Han Hongtou several times bigger.
Han Datou continued: "we are now seven. We all have on-site skills. He is a newcomer. It's hard to say. He goes to school in Kyoto. He comes to me every month and gets scolded all day. He writes down his opinions in a small book, and then goes back to practice by himself. I hope he can do well! He works hard and has talent, but his foundation is too poor."
Zhang Liying pointed to the camera: "there are wolves here, children, be careful not to be taken away!"
Barrage:
"Zhang Liying's flag made me a little flustered!"
"Other kicking singers may be difficult, but Li Tiezhu has no problem."
"It's too easy to think, upstairs."
"I feel Sun Nan is right. Why should the first four be considered successful?"
"The first four are very difficult. I'm not optimistic about Li Tiezhu."
"Serious brother's singing is really not good. He stands out in a good voice because he writes songs well and his opponent is also a newcomer."
"Positive solution!"
"Han Hong's big head is so cute."
"I feel that Li Tiezhu came to this program to find his mother. Dog head!"
"Han Hong really loves Li Tiezhu. He takes one day a month to guide Li Tiezhu. What's the concept?"
"Li Tiezhu must win, I said."
Soon, the singers arrived at the mango platform building one after another and came to the backstage lounge accompanied by the assistant.
Huang Liangling and "assistant" Shen Lin looked for kicking singers everywhere. They were really curious. Later, they came to the ancient Da Chi's lounge and asked the ancient big base that was applying the mask. Do you know who the kicking singer is?
Gu Daji: "I know! I have a host script."
Huang Liangling: "who is it?"
"That can't be said."
"How many words is the name?"
"Five words."
"Five words???"
Everyone laughed.
Shen Lin: "sninger Yuele? Aenpera Lee? Nicolas Cage?"
Huang Liangling: "Nicolas Cage has six words."
They all thought Gu Daji was putting smoke bombs. Unexpectedly, Gu Daji was startled. Did you guess?
In a lounge different from other singers, Li Tiezhu played the guitar and a beautiful woman came in with a box.
"Hello, Li Tiezhu."
"Oh, oh... Give gifts on the program? Thank you!"
Li Tiezhu stood up and went to pick it up.
The beauty hid: "what gift? This is a brocade bag. Besides, you don't think I'm a staff member? I saw your program last year."
Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"
The beauty rolled her eyes: "my name is Liang Tian, the host of mango station. Now I'm your 'agent' in this program."
Li Tiezhu thought about it before he understood it. He was surprised and said, "ah! I remember. My agent said that my new agent was an aunt in 1988. It seems that I made a mistake."
Liang Tian: "er... I was born in 1988."
Li Tiezhu: "um... Sit down, please sit down. Have you eaten?"