Chapter 391

"Call the Buddha, turn back and kneel as a teacher. Life and death have nothing to do..."

The unique singing makes people's scalp numb.

When most people first heard this song, their first thought was Wukong's helplessness and pride, but the contradiction stirred their hearts and souls.

This sentence is shared by no one except fighting against Buddha.

Although they came to listen to crosstalk, the audience in the theater were very happy to listen to songs. After all, it's hard for people who like crosstalk not to like Li Tiezhu. The reason is very simple. It is widely said in the Jianghu that Li Tiezhu is the strongest non staff crosstalk group. There are countless crosstalk variety shows, crosstalk concerts and daily crosstalk.

Many people just point to Li Tiezhu's fun to live.

There are even rumors that Mr. Guo is very, very special and wants to take Li Tiezhu as an apprentice. However, he is fat and short handed, but he can't beat the martial god of the furniture city into a dragon.

Li Zijian, who was doing his hair, said, "these two sentences can see the foundation of his skills. He is not only good at writing songs, but also good at writing words. His singing skills are also online! Such a genius is not red, and it is unreasonable!"

Shen Meng: "brother Jian, I also think it sounds good, but only two sentences. Is it too arbitrary?"

Li Zijian said, "don't be arbitrary! If some people think that Li Tiezhu's musical quality is wrong after listening to these two sentences, it's arbitrary. Let me tell you, it's like a real martial arts master. Usually, you don't need to hurt each other. You just need to pose a few moves to each other to distinguish the victory and defeat."

Shen Meng: "I don't know martial arts."

Li Zijian rolled a huge white eye: "it seems that I will..."

Summer insects can't speak ice!

At this time, the live studio was also very lively. Some people crazy praised Li Tiezhu, while others began to make trouble and give all kinds of tricky questions. After all, the annual Li Tiezhu & amp; Qin Tao broadcast the feast live. How can he not revel?

Li Tiezhu was also happy and said, "I don't feel friendly about these questions. Do you want me to live or die?"

Qin Tao: "don't you live to make dung? What's the use?"

Li Tiezhu: "I made you!"

Qin Tao: "get out!"

Li Tiezhu: "in this way, there are too many questions in the live studio. You can choose and let the crosstalk audience choose. It's more fair."

Qin Tao looked at his mobile phone: "then I chose! I chose three. The audience finally told me your answer in decibels. I pointed to the tricky choice, the first sports car, the second mountain, the third... Green onion."

The audience of crosstalk at the scene shouted in unison, "green onion! Green onion..."

Qin Tao kept covering his face: "are you afraid that my brother will not die fast enough? Can you bear to let my master sing green onions! I tell you, my master has a unique job, inserting green onions in his nose..."

"Whoa!"

Backstage, Yu Qian nodded: "tut tut!"

Teacher Guo couldn't help laughing: "elder martial brother, your apprentice is enlightened! Good seedlings, plus Li Tiezhu, you will never be afraid in this small field in the future. Very good!"

Yu Qian laughed so much that the corners of his mouth were cracked to the back of his head. It was not in vain. I ran naked on the Bund and pretended to be reserved and said, "you flattered him, he was almost! Almost..."

Li Tiezhu said, "I believe you have green onions in your nose. Will donkey teacher be so stingy? People directly insert Guo gangde in their nostrils! One on each side!"

Qin Tao: "Ho ~"

Li Tiezhu: "insert horizontally!"

Qin Tao: "eh ~"

Not a few people laughed at the scene: "whoa..."

Backstage, teacher Guo was stunned and quickly stroked his head: "don't I have a runny nose on my head? Elder martial brother, your nostrils are so big!"

Yu Qian was also very happy: "horn, you are delicate and tender. I'm afraid my nose hair will stab you."

Miss Guo: "ah!"

Guo Dalin: "no wonder my father has itchy skin recently."

Yue Yupeng stared: "what word? Fart. Itchy eyes? You have to pay attention to personal hygiene. I'll tell you, master, he... Ah ah..."

Guo Dalin kicked the past, and the two became one. Teacher Guo secretly touched and mended two feet.

Lao Guo didn't mind that the younger generation joked with the elders. After all, there would be no vitality under high pressure, but the joke was a joke. You should be beaten or beaten.

After kicking two feet, Lao Guo was comfortable and sat back in his chair: "comfortable."

Yu Qian sat beside him and said, "don't you itch? If you still itch, I'll pick it for you..."

Mr. Guo: "

On the stage, Qin Tao's bloody desire for survival broke out: "don't plug in Mr. Guo. He's an expert... Then you can sing quickly!"

Li Tiezhu: "what do you sing? Sing dagangzi, right?"

Qin Tao: "green onion! Green onion!"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Listen... Allah, wipe, beep, pull, beep, pull, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, beep, beep, beep, Su Dian Bang ~"

Qin Tao: "ah?"

Audience: "??"

Audience in the live broadcasting room: "

Qin Tao: "what are you singing? I reported your dog!"

Li Tiezhu said calmly, "this is called the song of throwing onions. You don't understand it. When you have the opportunity to write it all out to you, you... Don't understand it."

Anyway, the melody is really magical.

At least, the audience and the audience of the live broadcast dare not make complaints about it. After all, this tone really has the potential of divine comedy. In particular, Li Tiezhu is an animal who is good at writing divine comedy.

In your opinion, Li Tiezhu... Should be the reason why he didn't write good words? The adjustment is OK. It's OK for the time being.

Next question.

Now the live audience will ask questions. The audience in the live broadcasting room will choose, and the one with the largest number of replies will be selected.

Qin Tao asked the audience, "ah? What? Wild dogs? The second... Wild flowers? The third... Playing with mud?"

Finally, the audience in the live studio chose to play with mud, because this is the most sand sculpture.

Li Tiezhu was also very helpless and said, "since you sincerely ask questions, I will mercifully answer you. Listen."

Everyone pricked their ears.

"How cold it is. I play mud in the northeast. Although the northeast is not big, I don't have a home in the Northeast ~"

Li Tiezhu flashed a cool smile and fought with me?

Lao Tzu is a systematic person. I admit I hang up, but I don't bully people on my own initiative.

Li Tiezhu's voice confused everyone. In such a big theater, there was a burst of silence and amazement, and the live audience on the Internet were also dumbfounded. Are you playing mud in the Northeast?

Is this a serious song?

damn! Why... Do I feel a little good?

In the good voice rest room, Han Hong laughed back and forth, and the hairdresser was speechless. She said, "it's so talented! This child is so talented! I'm playing with mud in the Northeast... Ha ha..."

Li Zijian could not help laughing: "See? Shen Meng, this is the genius I told you. I don't know how he can do it, but he can do it. I even doubt that his head is like a computer. He stores all the ideas in his head and takes them out when needed! It's terrible! Of course, he should only know one or two words. If he wants to make a finished song, It still takes time. "

Shen Meng: "but it's also very powerful, isn't it?"

Li Zijian: "of course, it's powerful. Usually I want to write down two or three melodies in my head, or I'll forget it in two days."

On the other hand, Sun Nan's face was dignified. He finally knew that Li Tiezhu didn't cheat by capital. This goods is really a genius.

But what can we do now?

He was troubled by anxiety, anxiety and impatience.

Zhao Liya next door was surprised: "silly column is crazy! It's clear that she has suppressed her opponent by the official action. At this time, provocation... Why?"

Song Zhuer, a music partner, said, "because he is naive and pure! Didn't you ask us to raise him in this regard?"

Zhao Liya: "you are so evil."

Songzhu'er smiled but said nothing. The more evil is still ahead. The reverse feeding plan has been started... Rabbit smash! Die! Measured by my pillar, do you want to run?

Isn't that a green hat for my master? It's definitely not allowed!

The "crosstalk" between Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao continues, and the topics emerge one after another. They are extremely tricky, but for Li Tiezhu, who is hanging, sprinkle water!

Next, the audience who made the topic were more crafty, and the topic selection was also ill intentioned.

The following excerpts are only tricky topics, not complete.

Title: wooden fish

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, the sun rises and sets. The good time is passing in a hurry. What do you knock around? The water in the outside world is sweet and the flowers are red. You should grasp the pride of life ~"

Title: Kiss

Li Tiezhu: "a kiss will steal a heart, a kiss will kill a person, an inch of kiss will feel an inch of gold, a rugged face of travel..."

Title: Shixian

Li Tiezhu: "if I can do it again, I'll choose Li Bai. Not so many people guess whether it was good or bad hundreds of years ago ~"

Title: slow

Li Tiezhu: "in the past, the sun became slow. Cars, horses and e-mails were slow. I only loved one person in my life..."

Title: Actors

Li Tiezhu immediately picked up a Kunqu singing: "the people on the stage passed by and didn't see the old color. The people on the stage sang a heartbroken parting song ~"

Title: None

Li Tiezhu smiled and came to a section of rock and roll: "I once asked endlessly when you will go with me, but you always laugh at me and have nothing..."

When it came to the "None" question, Li Tiezhu had already sung 23 songs with immediate questions. Although each song had only two or three sentences, it was shocking enough.

Professional singers are already numb. This is the song of genius!

Be convinced! You must be convinced!

Those who listened to crosstalk cheered repeatedly, and even fooled Qin Tao to let him connect with Li Tiezhu every time.

Qin Tao said, "rely on him? I might as well go home and raise pigs!"

At this time, Yue Yupeng suddenly came onto the stage: "hahaha... Hate! Go! Don't make fun. I'll come to ask brother Zhu for a song. I'm also the one who wants to be a singer."

Li Tiezhu is about to turn off the live broadcast, because it is only ten minutes away from the live broadcast of good sound.

He said, "what kind of singer are you? Someone who can't step on the rhythm!"

Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao's mobile phone and sat on the stage: "I don't care, I want it, people want it!"

Qin Tao: "eh! It's disgusting."

Li Tiezhu can't help it. This goods is the person who helped him at the beginning. This man must recognize it. He said, "considering your voice, I'll give you one. Just a few words. I'll give you the full version later, okay?"

Yue Yupeng immediately jumped up: "hate... Then you sing. I can refuse if it's not good!"

Li Tiezhu: "ah ~ fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah ~ fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring... That's it! Next time I give you the full version, I have to hang up, and I have to host I'm a singer."

Yue Yupeng was overjoyed: "go, go! Ahaaha... Now I also have a main song!"

Qin Tao: "who doesn't say the same? I still have the song of the pig."

Yue Yupeng: "you look alike! I'm different. I'm eulogizing the great infrastructure development of the motherland's capital... The meaning is different!"

Audience: "Whoa!"

Yue Yupeng was stunned: "they boo you."

Qin Tao: "brother, are you ashamed?"

Yue Yupeng: "no, what's the matter? Am I proud?"