Chapter 424

Lu Yu: "why should I raise fish in the bathtub? The bathtub is a place to take a bath!"

Li Tiezhu: "then why should we grow food in the yard? The yard is where we live."

Lu Yu: "but you can't afford to eat."

Li Tiezhu: "who told you that we can't afford to eat? We're just poor and have no money to spend. If you have a tree for money, I'll plant it not only in the yard, but also on my ancestral grave! Good luck!"

Lu Yu: "but I heard that I can't afford to eat until the land is contracted."

Li Tiezhu: "I was born in 1998."

Lu Yu: "wow..."

Li Tiezhu: "haven't you been to the countryside?"

Lu Yu: "yes, how do you know? Are the sanitary conditions in your rural areas particularly poor? You don't pay much attention to personal hygiene?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes! We take a bath once a year. Every family has a dog. When we take a bath, we wet the dog and rub the back! If we rub it to death, we will raise it again next year. We never wash clothes. First, we can't afford washing powder, and second, we are afraid that the washing machine will break down."

Lu Yu: "really? I don't believe it!"

Li Tiezhu: "if you don't believe it, why don't you ask an egg? Don't ask questions about the countryside. You don't understand! You see, you ask like a three-year-old child asking his grandpa. Can I eat a candied gourd as big as your head? Grandpa can only say, eat, eat two! Because he knows that his grandson doesn't understand anything. The questions he asks are naive and playful, and grandpa doesn't bother to explain."

Lu Yu: "wow..."

There was a roar of laughter from the audience. Li Tiezhu was still so sharp!

Plain and sharp... The only one.

Barrage:

"Big head baby, this is a lack of common sense!"

"Li Tiezhu is only 19. How miserable can he be in the countryside in his childhood? He can't afford to eat anyway."

"Serious brother scolded!"

"Where's the curse? Isn't it true?"

"Indeed, the grandson knows nothing!"

"I'm special. Who says Tiezhu's IQ is low? I'm anxious with him!"

"Is that what a fool can say?"

"How could it be a fool to write so many classic songs?"

"Genius is always different."

"Who told me that a big head is smart? Look for yourself."

"Lu Yu felt his head grow again."

Li Tiezhu is not born to say so. In fact, he is still a stupid man. How systematic! When Lu Yu's questions and attitude are obviously "unfriendly", the "mind damage skill" is automatically turned on.

After Li Tiezhu said "Grandpa is too lazy to explain", the scene fell into an embarrassing silence again.

When the picture was broadcast, Lu Yu's only son stated: "I can see that Li Tiezhu will be very aggressive when the topic involves his tragic childhood! However, this just proves that he is not easy. Therefore, even if he sometimes doesn't speak very friendly, I try to be tolerant. Moreover, I try to find some topics that can make him confident and happy."

Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.

"What's wrong with you?"

"There is no one to interpret this forcibly. Li Tiezhu has no problem."

"Big head is a real evil."

"This program turned out to be a comedy program..."

"Just look at the host. He's not polite at all."

"Especially the interview with Zhou Xingxing..."

"Eh? Lu Yu > Zhou Xingxing > Li Tiezhu > Lu Yu?"

"Mutual restraint!"

"It depends on whether the serious brother can kill the big head this time."

In fact, the scene was cold for a long time. Lu Yu didn't know what to say. He was a little unhappy and stunned.

Li Tiezhu felt nothing. He peeled an orange again. It tastes a little sour.

The audience was embarrassed.

The on-site director raised several storyboards to extricate Lu.

At the time of broadcasting, the cold scenes were cut off. Lu Yu smiled and said, "you are the star with the shortest career time I have interviewed. Generally, I only interview big names and old artists. Do you know why I want to interview you? I personally named you to invite you."

Li Tiezhu: "is the program ratings too poor? Many programs invite me because of this. I can raise the ratings."

Lu Yu: "in fact, the ratings are not bad."

Li Tiezhu: "that's not very good, is it?"

The audience began to applaud and did a good job.

Lu Yu: "it has nothing to do with the ratings. It's just that you've been too good for more than a year! In all aspects, you're the most topical person now. I've done my homework and divided it into four topic sections, namely music, variety, film and television and life. Which one do you want to talk about first?"

Li Tiezhu thought: "ask me? Didn't you plan the program well? Was it too hasty?"

Lu Yu said with a smile, "it's mainly about your interests. Let's talk about music first. You went to the talent show with your friends, and then you won the championship. What was your mood at that time?"

Li Tiezhu: "you have a language problem with this sentence. Is it my mood when I accompanied my friends to the draft, or my mood when I won the championship?"

Lu Yu: "talk about it."

Li Tiezhu: "before the competition, I thought, who is serious? After winning the championship, I found that... It's really fragrant."

Lu Yu: "how fragrant?"

Li Tiezhu: "I've made money, become famous and have a girlfriend. For me, these three points may not be achieved in my life."

Lu Yu: "it's impossible. You're so talented. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Didn't you fall in love when you were at school?"

Li Tiezhu looked at Lu Yu with silly eyes: "how can I have time? I'll move bricks after school. Doesn't falling in love delay my work? Moreover, I always think girls are very boring creatures. They always cry and talk strangely. They always want to rub your treat. It's very annoying."

Lu Yu: "what kind of girls are you most annoyed with?"

Li Tiezhu: "I hate those who don't talk well. No matter what you say, she either doesn't believe it or wow. I'm not talking about you!"

Lu Yu: "wow... Well... As far as I know, you didn't show musical talent or even have much contact during middle school. How did you write so many original music during the competition?"

Li Tiezhu pointed to his skull: "copy! Copy all the songs in it. At the beginning, if you can't use staff, you can use simplified music. Because it is an absolute sound sense, you can basically copy them accurately."

Lu Yu: "really? I don't believe it! How can you have so many songs in your head?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't explain."

The grandson doesn't understand anything. Grandpa doesn't bother to explain.

Lu Yu: "last year, after you were eliminated, you sang the famous TikTok Series in the live voice," were you angry?

Li Tiezhu said, "OK! I know what you really want to ask. Do you want to know whether yehenara and Wang Feng deliberately eliminated me?"

Lu Yu: "I didn't say that, but you can talk if you want to."

Obscene!

Li Tiezhu didn't care: "it's already clear that they eliminated me for their own interests. There's nothing to avoid. Mr. Wang Feng later admitted that he was very magnanimous. Therefore, I used a live crosstalk show and royal engine The song responded, and finally came back from the resurrection competition, and finally won the championship. If my strength is poor and I am eliminated, I will have no complaints, but if someone wants to bully me, I will definitely retaliate! "

Lu Yu: "you mean revenge? Not the neutral word of response and counterattack?"

Li Tiezhu: "why do you want neutral words? If someone gives me a punch and I slap back, it's called response. If someone gives me a punch and I give him ten punches, it's called revenge! Moreover, as we all know, I don't remember revenge, and I revenge on the spot."

Lu Yu: "wow... However, Chinese civilization emphasizes peace and harmony. Aren't you afraid of having a bad impact on fans?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's right to love peace, but you should understand the real connotation wrong."

"Oh?"

"Crossing the Yalu River is a love of peace, and hosting the 18 nation prisoner of war Olympic Games is even more a love of peace. But being beaten within the border is not a love of peace! If my fans swallow their anger when bullied, I will look down on him because he has not won dignity for himself. In the face of bullying, you can lose, but you can't admit defeat."

Pop pop

The audience applauded warmly, and others were cheering.

Li Tiezhu's fire is all open, and the big head is in danger!

Lu Yu asked, "your first album sold a record, and your latest new album sold a record last week. It can be said that you are the hottest singer in the Chinese music world. So, what do you think of your music literacy? If it's ten, how do you score yourself?"

Li Tiezhu: "if it's purely from a professional point of view, three points, no more."

Lu Yu: "don't you have a six point pass line? But you're so hot."

Li Tiezhu: "what about fire? Now there are more people in the music world. It's quite hot! Luhani's fire? It's better than me. Four points are the top of the sky. There are nine points and ten points. It's quiet and unknown. If legend is not sung by the queen of heaven, Li Zijian won't be so popular now."

Lu Yu: "you name Luhani in front of the people of the whole country. Aren't you afraid he's unhappy?"

Li Tiezhu: "your TV station can't watch it in China. Besides, he can't beat me... We have a good relationship. I take him as an example to say that most singers in the music world are not too professional. Those who are really professional are either concentrating on music or behind the scenes."

Lu Yu: "is this healthy? No one knows about the professional, but the non professional is very popular."

Li Tiezhu: "it's not healthy, but it's normal. Everyone has a misunderstanding that the Chinese music world is an art circle, but it's not. Symphony and Piano circles are professional, but the Chinese music world is not. At least pop music is not. It's a business circle. Pop music is a commodity!"

Lu Yu: "wow... Really? I don't believe it!"

Li Tiezhu has long understood these principles. Zhang Xiaomeng, lengba, songzhuer and others are utilitarian personalities. They don't regard this circle as an art circle at all, that is, a circle for making money.

In the past, Li Tiezhu did not have the opportunity to express. Second, he did not have passive skill blessing, and he didn't speak clearly.

Li Tiezhu: "Just like your program, it is a commodity, not a work of art. At best, it is an art commodity. Therefore, you need the broadcast rate and advertisement implantation, otherwise you will lose, and you will not do the program. Moreover, the biggest feature of the commodity is that it may not be the most professional, but it is the favorite of consumers. For example, you are the host of the program, not the best More professional and more talkative others, because you have your characteristics and can impress consumers. "

Lu Yu: "you mean I'm not professional?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes."

Lu Yu: "