Chapter 426

Lu Yu's most distinctive feature may be her attention, always paying attention to the most sand sculpture: "why do you say infertility? Did any of your ancestors have this history? Worried about heredity?"

Li Tiezhu: "I think infertility should not be inherited."

"Really? I don't believe it."

"Do you believe it or not? Infertility can't even give birth to children. It's inherited?"

"Oh! Yes! You are so clever!"

"I said, sister, do you have such a big head to play with? I'm a well-known fool. When I come to your program, I have to give you IQ poverty alleviation. I'm not rich! God sprinkles wisdom all over the world, but he gives you an umbrella!"

Lu Yu suddenly smiled: "hahaha... I found you interesting. You answered all the questions very seriously. I didn't ask so seriously."

Li Tiezhu: "shouldn't you? Of course you should answer carefully when you take the money to the program. Aren't you serious?"

Lu Yu: "actually, I've been distracted for a lot of time, so I always ask strange questions. Sometimes I laugh when I watch the program."

Li Tiezhu: "do you think you are very humorous?"

Lu Yu: "right? Everyone says so."

Li Tiezhu: "

Suddenly I felt a burst of fatigue. Li Tiezhu was a little confused. What fun is this?

The director also noticed. He quickly raised his sign and proposed that everyone have a rest and go to the bathroom to hiss.

Li Tiezhu saw that a staff member picked up Lu Yu and went backstage. He was also invited.

Then he saw Lu Yu drinking glucose and honey water there.

A little director said to Li Tiezhu: "she has anorexia, so if the hosting time is too long, it is easy to have hypoglycemia..."

Li Tiezhu realized that it was true that she was often distracted.

But anorexia?

I'm afraid the food on your TV station is too bad? If you want me to be a cook, I can cultivate her into Han Hong.

A few minutes later, Lu Yu calmed down and said to Li Tiezhu, "I'm sorry! In fact, my head is not big, but my body is too thin..."

Li Tiezhu: "it doesn't matter. You are really too thin. You should eat more delicious food. However, a big head has nothing to do with your body. Your head is really big! Have you measured your circumference?"

That's it!

Lu Yu: "er... Let's continue to record the program."

Of course, the half-way break will be cut off, so it looks like a seamless connection when the program is broadcast.

Make complaints about bullet screen comments.

"The host's question is too jumping?"

"It's not relevant at all."

"I was just infertile, and now I suddenly have a baby."

"Li Tiezhu is really the top. He dares to say anything."

Originally, after Lu Yu returned, he asked Li Tiezhu, "I heard that your father is going to have a baby?"

Li Tiezhu: "my father is a man. He can't have children. His new wife has children."

Lu Yu: "all the same, men and women?"

Of course, Li Tiezhu knows it's a boy. He goes to the relationship inspection in the town. Of course, he knows men and women, but what can he say? Of course not! Breaking the law.

Li Tiezhu is stupid, not stupid.

He said, "I haven't been born yet. How do I know it's male or female?"

Lu Yu: "ah? Don't you know?"

Li Tiezhu: "

You know I can't say anything! Isn't that fatal? Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer have been specially instructed. We can't say this. Songzhuer describes it like this. Even if you admit that you have a cat named lengba, you can't admit that your brother is a man.

It's hard to understand, but it always makes sense.

Lu Yu: "then why would you let your father marry again? What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "why? Let him die alone?"

Lu Yu: "why do you want to be reborn when you marry again?"

Li Tiezhu's righteous words: "respond to the national call! Actively participate in the cause of the second child and contribute to the rejuvenation of the motherland's population."

Lu Yu: "wow ~"

Li Tiezhu: "are you married? Have you had children?"

Lu Yu: "No."

Li Tiezhu: "then you are holding back the whole Chinese nation! In the future, the serious aging and lack of labor force are entirely the inaction of you people!"

Lu Yu was a little hypoglycemic again: "then... How many will you have with pine bamboo in the future?"

Li Tiezhu: "I have money and am not afraid of fines. I want to have several students."

Lu Yu suddenly thought, "do you think women are fertility machines? This is male chauvinism and unfair."

Li Tiezhu saw that the director below had raised his card "don't pull the female fist". He smiled and said, "aunt, please eat fish when you are free."

Lu Yu: "why?"

Li Tiezhu: "I think you are very picky."

The current issue of Lu Yu's appointment is not very harmonious. Sometimes the two people have a needle against Mai Mang, but the needle is harder than Mai mang. Li Tiezhu never disappoints people. However, at last, they also had some places to talk about speculation.

Therefore, at the urging of the director group, Lu Yu asked two more painless questions.

Lu Yu: "aren't you afraid to rush into the street when you make a TV series with military themes such as soldier assault? No one watches anything..."

Li Tiezhu: "there are a lot of creamy peanuts, small fresh meat and even old fresh meat on the market, but are they really so cute? I don't think so! I personally firmly believe that Chinese men prefer hard men with iron bones, and it doesn't matter if they are ugly."

Lu Yu: "what if you fall in love with this play?"

Li Tiezhu: "if no one watches this play, who will patrol and guard the frontier for China? If no one watches this play, it's not me who lost, it's us."

We are the whole nation and country.

Lu Yu didn't understand: "it's nothing if you lose. Penguins support you so much. You can come again after you jump."

Li Tiezhu smiled: "come again, I'm afraid it's another hundred years."

Lu Yu: "ah???"

Li Tiezhu didn't explain. Then Lu Yu asked a few questions casually. The program ended.

But... She seems a little unwilling.

Direct injection of barrage:

"Oh! The sample is not convinced?"

"Serious brother can kill her."

"Finally, the problem of men's and women's boxing is really a little disgusting."

"The population problem is so serious that it's still pretending to force..."

"Lu Yu is still good. The mistake is that he met Li Tiezhu."

"Anyway, Li Tiezhu is brave."

"What I said today is the truth!"

"Music is a business circle, tut tut..."

"We lost. We are very heavy!"

"The big head said he would come again if it was a big deal. Tut tut... What kind of host is this?"

"Men understand?"

"A hundred years of reincarnation, I'm afraid there won't be such a good chance next time."

"Falling down is a death. People are not fools. They will give you another chance?"

"Lu Yu's bag is good. Is it LV? I asked my men's ticket to buy one for me."

"Why is Li Tiezhu so popular? It all depends on my Xiao Zhan to support him."

"So ugly and still be a star?"

"Has anyone watched the military theme? My brothers have so many TV dramas waiting for me..."

"See?"

"See!"

"Yes! There's no next chance."

Li Tiezhu didn't know how much repercussions he could cause from his last program. In fact, he just regarded it as a "walking hole". However, it happened that this program was popular and even exploded.

Of course, this is a few days later. Public opinion pushed Li Tiezhu to the peak again.

There are probably two factions, both of which are extremely boring people, a group of fashionable and high-end petty bourgeoisie women and a group of Lou Bi's failed working men.

The girls, with exquisite makeup, took selfies in Starbucks and ridiculed Li Tiezhu's attempt to make a sand sculpture TV series with military theme, which was doomed to failure.

Another group of men in various uniforms, in the ten yuan fast food restaurant, talked about how Li Tiezhu's new play would go against the sky.

There was no intersection between the two sides, but someone deliberately gathered the photos and remarks on both sides, and finally formed a huge impact.

That night, the Internet curse war began.

Some people say that the consumers in the ten yuan fast food restaurant are always men, and the women in Starbucks are women who pick up girls. Others say that if you can't afford to go to Starbucks, you have no right to mate, no qualification to pick up girls, and the bottom of mankind doesn't deserve to have offspring. Others say that Starbucks is instant coffee. It's really cheap to drink high-grade coffee.

Wang Dashao was one of those who supported Li Tiezhu. That night, he posted a short article on his microblog:

"Starbucks? That thing can also be drunk? I'd rather eat stinky tofu and suck sad jelly than Starbucks! That's a blasphemy against coffee! Only those who can't afford the top coffee will go to that place to look for the so-called sense of superiority. Real nobles will never turn a blind eye to the roadside barbecue, because... It's really delicious!"

Drawings:

Wang Dashao took Lin and a group of wanghong to eat roast sheep kidneys at a roadside stall.

Then, return @ Li Tiezhu. I know you are targeted by Weibo. You don't have a Weibo number. I just want to circle you. Come on! I wish the new play a success! Besides, there's no money for me.

Who knows that after Li Tiezhu built the studio, the studio had to get a Weibo number, but he didn't send anything. After all, I really have to. I don't really want to come to Weibo.

At this time, he took the opportunity to respond to Wang Dashao's support. Li Tiezhu said by the way:

In recent days, the shooting of soldier assault has started. We don't need Wang Dashao's money. Bandit soldiers a, B, C and D are still short of actors. Will you come?

Wang Dashao immediately replied:

I'll do it! Plus the forest dog. For the two roles, the lens should be as many as possible, and it is best to have lines.

Lin Weibo:

Wang Dashao has no acting skills. Don't let him play. I'll do it. Brother Zhu covers me, just like in infinite challenge.

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

You are a bandit. I must kill you unconditionally.

Xiao Zhan's bib:

Man, what do you think of me? Is it too handsome to play bandit soldiers?

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

Get out! Shoot your costume drama.

Yue Yupeng:

Brother, can I be a guest? And Qin Tao.

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

There are no animal actors in this TV play. Have a rest.

Songzhuer:

husband! Can I play? The shooter said there was a close-up of a female character. Look back and smile. I feel like I'm perfect.

Li Tiezhu:

Fuck off, you don't deserve it.

Lengba:

Congratulations on opening the old wave Weibo.

Li Tiezhu:

They asked me to drive, otherwise the state said they rejected dissidents and controlled public opinion.

That's right, Li Tiezhu, tell the truth.

Weibo officials did not dare to block Li Tiezhu, because it was because he had been rectified before that, President Jia had to come to Zhang Xiaomeng to open Weibo.

In short, it's been going on for a long time, almost a week.

Anyway, the whole network knows that Li Tiezhu is going to make a new TV play. It is still an unpopular TV play with military theme. Its name is also very good. It is called "soldier assault".

February 7.

A week has passed since the start of soldier assault.

Li Tiezhu is still a little melancholy standing in the small village with overlapping mountains. This mountain village is a bit like his hometown, but it is too "rich". Every family is covered with grain and pepper, which is a little too much. After all... In Xichuan, Baogu and pepper will not be stored like this. Moreover, there are only two gods qualified to hang under the eaves - bacon and sausage.

The play originally planned to be finished on February 10 was finished three days in advance, and the producer Taohong said that the quality was very high!

This is a high evaluation. You know, this aunt has played many good TV dramas and movies before, and later became a film producer. She has absolutely no control over the quality of the film.

Yes, Li Tiezhu invited aunt Taohong to make the film "people in the embarrassing way". She was suspicious, so Li Tiezhu tricked her into "soldier assault".

Call it: in this way, you can see my level in advance.

She's here, but Duan Yihong hasn't come yet.

"Are you ready?"

"All right."

"Where's the recording?"

"It's also recorded during the shooting interval. It's bad for the soundtrack. Your music team has also sent it. Now it's editing and synthesizing. Tie Zhu, don't be nervous!"

"Aunt, can you not be nervous? This is the first play I really directed! I'm afraid of losing face."

"I think you're very capable. You've been through a lens, but what's wrong? You're in good order."

"This... Anyway, I don't have a bottom in my heart."

"All right! The ratings of this film must be not low. The plot, acting and photography are all at a high level!"

"Really? Thank you, aunt."

"Why do you thank me? I care about money and quality. Thanks to you and sun Xixi, the little fat man has a good hand in photography! He can make movies. Hey! He designed the scenes of this play? It looks much better than your script!"

"Right? I'm lucky to meet good people."

"Nonsense! There are many bad people I met. You trampled them to death, ha ha..."

Taohong smiled especially heartily. After all, she was trampled to death by Li Tiezhu. She also knew that she was forced by cattle in those years. Descendants of the royal family, bah!

Li Tiezhu was a little shy: "do we really want to shoot and broadcast? I'm a little empty!"

Taohong said, "what's empty? Shooting and broadcasting is the best affirmation of a play. Can ordinary plays have this treatment? Besides, you play well and shoot well. What are you afraid of?"

Li Tiezhu twisted his fingers: "I'm still afraid! I'm the star for the first time."

Taohong: "what? You're also one of the stars in the drug God. Although you won the best supporting role award, you're the protagonist in the story. How many plays did you rob Xu bald head? He had a good chance to secretly complain to me that you don't talk about martial ethics..."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm talking about martial virtue. Does he want to fight with me?"

Taohong: "poof... I want to see it, but he doesn't dare! Don't be kidding, your play, go on boldly! Aunt, I'll take it for you!"

Li Tiezhu: "only two episodes..."

Taohong: "last! Two episodes are enough. Keep your popularity!"

Li Tiezhu smiled: "Hey! Listen to my aunt, soldier assault is about assault! CCTV, mango, Dongfang, Jiangnan and penguin, four TV stations and one network platform, go online at the same time!"