Chapter 429

Songzhuer's drinking capacity followed her mother's, so her mother and daughter joined hands and soon stunned sun. Li Tiezhu was also a little drunk. Songzhu'er, who is well known by his mother, is actually very good at filling people with wine. His mother took his father in the first place, and she took Li Tiezhu in the same way. It can be said that it comes down in one continuous line.

Therefore, when seeing Li Tiezhu and sun call each other brothers, the two women showed a malicious smile.

On TV, the title of soldier assault is still on. Why is it good?

Obviously drunk!

The opening song is a piece of pure music called soldier assault. This is a subsidiary product obtained by Li Tiezhu from buying TV dramas. It was copied directly. The music style is beautiful and passionate. Especially when superb comes, it conveys the joys and sorrows of the army at the turn of the times incisively and vividly.

Sun cried and leaned on Li Tiezhu's shoulder: "brother, this music is really good. It reminds me of my comrades in arms... Woo..."

Li Tiezhu: "big brother! It's not easy for you."

Sun Mou: "I think my comrades in arms. For so many years, I don't know whether they are doing well."

Li Tiezhu's eyes are also red.

Aunt Lin said, "Lao sun, you haven't been a soldier. Don't push!"

Sun suddenly realized: "ah! Yes... I've never been a soldier. But I'm still so moved..."

Aunt Lin whispered to her daughter sun JUANJUAN, "remember, only drunken men are the most real men! Otherwise, they will always deceive you."

Songzhu'er shook his head and whispered, "iron pillar won't. He has always been very honest with me and told me everything."

Aunt Lin: "impossible! Your father is an example. He has always been a good character. I didn't know his little secretary until I got him drunk in Hawaii last year... Eh, bah!"

Matsushita: "I'm different. Iron pillar is very honest. Lengba, you know? Tut tut! It's earlier than me..."

Aunt Lin was shocked: "what? That's a goblin!"

Pine bamboo son despised way: "demon what essence? Now kneel and lick me. As long as I say a word, Li Tiezhu can drive her out of the house."

Aunt Lin: "good job! You are better than me!"

In fact, this is the rich family that female boxers yearn for. Men always have toys. Women know it and accept it. Society is like this. According to the law of the jungle, powerful males cannot be alone, because there is a word called flocking, even if it is immoral.

Songzhuer was influenced by everything since childhood, so he was not tolerant of Li Tiezhu, but... This should be the case.

In fact, it is not correct to say that, but reality is often on the opposite side of morality. Morality is beautiful and reality is cruel. Males are divided into three levels. One has no chance to leave offspring, the other is from the beginning to the end, and the other is colorful. It has nothing to do with male playfulness. The key lies in the choice of females. They are like judges in this kind of thing.

The main film of soldier assault began.

The lens is an empty space in an underground corridor, dark and humid.

"In the preset battle, the enemy launched an attack on a dark morning. Our first line of defense was soon torn apart, and blood and life bought time..."

Li Tiezhu said this monologue with his signature simple and simple tone.

Sun Mou: "Oh, how miserable!"

Matsushita: "where is it?"

Aunt Lin: "ignore him. Your father is drunk. That's it. You don't know. You're like a child."

Matsushita: "that iron pillar is much stronger than him. Li Tiezhu can keep his mind when he is drunk. Although his intelligence has never been too high, he is sober."

Aunt Lin: "I like this child too, but your child had better not be like him."

Matsushita: "then I don't know. Have a try."

Aunt Lin: "while you are studying these years, give birth to one quickly, otherwise you may be busy and have no time in the future."

Songzhu'er deeply thought so, nodded and said, "I think so, too. It will be implemented tonight."

Aunt Lin: "iron pillars are drunk."

Matsushita: "it's all right. I'm still awake."

Aunt Lin rubbed her hands. She was a little excited and couldn't help worrying, because songzhuer showed him a picture of Li Tiedan. Said: "pay attention to the angle, don't give birth to Li tieegg II..."

Baijiu drank a mouthful of liquor: "I am new, see the meaning of heaven."

Aunt Lin said that she could only look at God's will. After all, there are too many uncertain factors for the man.

The dialogue between mother and daughter is not pure, while the dialogue between "father, son and brother" can be pure and spotless.

"The main group forces were able to gather and build a second line of defense, and the flood finally hit the dam. Both sides suffered heavy casualties. The high-intensity war swallowed up unimaginable resources, and the complex war suddenly became simple. Whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first is the winner!"

Sun Mou: "it must be the Americans, right? It must be them! Other countries can't break through the first line of defense! It must be them. Kill them."

Li Tiezhu: "brother, this is a drill."

Sun Mou: "the American guy who says dog doesn't talk about martial ethics and makes a sneak attack!"

Li Tiezhu: "it's a drill!"

At this time, a barrage began to appear above the TV screen. The Song family, no, the sun family's TV is a smart TV. At this time, it's not CCTV seven sets, but Penguin video. Sun is drunk, so he can see the bullet screen.

"How miserable!"

"It's a terrible defeat when you come out..."

"Is this TV the subject of future war?"

"Three wars???"

"Come on, serious brother..."

"It burns like this as soon as you come out! Cool!"

"Lying in the trough! Did you orgasm at the beginning? Isn't it too exciting?"

"Who says my iron pillar can only sing?"

"Best Newcomer Award at the film festival. Are you kidding?"

"This dubbing is too silly, isn't it?"

"Or the familiar Li Tiezhu..."

"It looks like a drill."

"Yes, it's not like actual combat."

"At the beginning, I said the preset campaign. It must be a drill."

The gunfire roared and the buildings in the factory were knocked down by shells.

Li Tiezhu's original voice: "code name: selens, silence. The war kept absolute silence at the beginning. We... Will no longer be silent when both sides are recuperating from the explosion wound after four days of hiding in the area expected to be occupied by the enemy“

Bang——

The tank broke through the brick wall.

Dada dada

Fierce gunfire sounded, and the two sides launched a crazy attack.

The water tower was hit by a shell.

The underground corridor began to leak, and the water sprinkled on Li Tiezhu's camouflaged face. He looked at his comrades in arms indifferently, and the characters began to appear in turn.

It's all montage clips. It's fast.

Then, the latent special forces climbed out of the ground, Chengcai, Xu Sanduo and others covered each other and advanced towards the enemy.

Sun's eyes filled with tears: "OK! Kill them! Kill them! Brother, let's go."

Li Tiezhu had another drink with his new father. Even if he knew that the other party was drunk, he was not very good, but he still drank. After all... You don't agree that I am with songzhuer! I drink to death!

Li Tiezhu: "Dad! Don't get too excited when you watch TV. Be careful of high blood pressure."

Sun Mou: "I'm afraid of a hammer. I have insurance! They'll lose money if they drink it!"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, that's good."

Aunt Lin covered her face.

Songzhuer said to his mother, "look, neither of them is very clever."

Aunt Lin covered her face: "yes, you can't find too smart men. Your eyes are better than me. I was still too self-conscious..."

The nanny kept a low profile to clean up the hot pot. The family is too wonderful. Therefore, after the salary increase, it's better to spend less money when buying vegetables. This feeling of cheating fools is still very uncomfortable.

Barrage:

"Fight back! Fight back!"

"Li Tiezhu killed them."

"It seems that the quality of this film is not bad."

"CCTV dares to broadcast, can it be bad?"

"Li Tiezhu is really a fraud. Has he only been on the road for a year and a half?"

"Oh! I seem to have seen Wu Jing just now."

"Are you dazzled?"

"I looked back. It was really a flash of Wu Jing."

"It's really Wu Jing! Play a sniper."

On TV, while resisting the other party's attack, the special combat team sent coordinates to guide the fighter's missile attack.

Strike precision hit, the task of the special team is completed.

The captain played by Duan Yihong shouted, "Xu Sanduo covers, withdraw!"

Chengcai: "I'll cover."

Duan Yihong: "withdraw!"

Cheng Cai said to Xu Sanduo, "Xu Sanduo, I'm waiting for you."

Then, gritting his teeth, he retreated with the team.

Before the start of the film, sun asked Li Tiezhu what his name was and what he did in the play, because he was drunk. At this time, he patted Li Tiezhu's head drunk: "why do you cover? Sanduo, don't you have a relationship? Is the captain aimed at you?"

Li Tiezhu: "acting, Dad!"

Opposite, the mother and daughter rolled their eyes at the same time, very similar.

In the TV, Xu Sanduo saw his teammates withdraw clean. He couldn't help smiling back and showing a big white tooth. Then he fought and retreated to attract the opponent's attention and lead the enemy to a factory building.

Li Tiezhu climbed up the roof of the factory building, put up a wooden board on a broken bridge, and walked forward on a single wooden bridge at an altitude of tens of meters.

Once he walked over, he escaped.

But when he came to the middle of the board, two enemy soldiers rushed out. The soldier played by Wu Jing raised his gun and fired a shot.

Dada dada

The bullets in the exercise are not real bullets.

However, Xu Sanduo on the board was nervous, his body was unbalanced, and he tried again under his feet, and the board broke.

He fell from a height of tens of meters

Xu Sanduo: "I... I'm making a fool of myself again."

The lens is infinitely close to the ground.

Xu Sanduo: "I should call for help and surrender! Then spend the rest of my time in the enemy camp..."

Bang

Chengcai and the captain saw Xu Sanduo's experience from the sniper rifle lens, put down the gun and showed a sad expression.

Xu Sanduo, who fell to the ground, slowly closed his eyes, tilted his head and spit blood out of his mouth:

"Dad..."

Sun shouted: "Dad is there! Don't die! My daughter is still young..."

Matsushita: "Mom, I always thought my father was very smart. I didn't expect..."

Aunt Lin: "smart fart!"

Li Tiezhu: "Dad! Don't get excited. It's just filming. I'm still alive, and I'm not dead in the play..."

Sun shook and patted Li Tiezhu on the waist: "isn't the waist broken?"

Li Tiezhu: "pull the green screen, don't really fall!"

Sun Mou: "that's good, that's good... Brother, you're scared to death."

On TV, the picture turned back to a village in central and southern province.

A man's running footsteps: "little bastard, it's against the sky?"

A child: "Captain! He has fallen."

Childhood talent: "continue to fight, fight to death!"

Wearing his ancestral red sweater, Xu Baishun rushed into the paddy field and took off his shoes to dry: "little bastard!"

"Run! Run..."

A group of children scattered under the leadership of Chengcai. Uncle Xu didn't hit any of them. He turned his head and looked at his little son.

"Stop! Your father is the village head. What's the matter? I'm the village head's father! I'll fight you together."

When he was a child, Xu Sanduo sat in the paddy field, his face covered with mud. He chewed up fumanduo's instant noodles and looked happy.

Aunt Lin: "flashback? Yes, the suspense is quite enough."

Matsushita: "I've seen it for a long time. He wrote it first and then did it. Xu Sanduo's three children wanted them to be soldiers. As a result, the eldest and second didn't think of them..."

Aunt Lin: "shut up! No spoilers. Let me watch TV."

Matsushita: "iron pillar, my mother is cruel to me."

Li Tiezhu said, "Mom, don't be fierce. You have to fight, or she won't have a long memory."

Aunt Lin: "JUANJUAN of my family has never been beaten. What are you doing? We can't bear to beat you behind closed doors."

Li Tiezhu: "

I'm just spreading Aunt Liu's parenting experience.

On TV, Xu Baishun took off his hat and kicked up: "Oh, my God! Eat, what a turtle son... Shame or not? Look at your bear, which is like me?"

The little three who were kicked turned their eyes and continued to eat fumanduo, which was delicious.

Xu Baishun: "your father, who haven't I beaten? You're not like me at all. I'll tell you..."

Then, when the false boss and the second joined the army, people laughed off their big teeth. When it was the third Xu's turn, they covered the small expression of bitterness when they came out after the physical examination.

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On TV, the picture turned back to a village in central and southern province.

A man's running footsteps: "little bastard, it's against the sky?"

A child: "Captain! He has fallen."

Childhood talent: "continue to fight, fight to death!"

Wearing his ancestral red sweater, Xu Baishun rushed into the paddy field and took off his shoes to dry: "little bastard!"

"Run! Run..."

A group of children scattered under the leadership of Chengcai. Uncle Xu didn't hit any of them. He turned his head and looked at his little son.

"Stop! Your father is the village head. What's the matter? I'm the village head's father! I'll fight you together."

When he was a child, Xu Sanduo sat in the paddy field, his face covered with mud. He chewed up fumanduo's instant noodles and looked happy.