Chapter 450-451

He Ling found the treasure: "Oh, there's a chicken house here, Miss Huang."

Huang Sanshi: "is there a chicken? Mr. He."

He Ling: "yes, there are geese! They should be able to lay a lot of eggs."

Li Tiezhu: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, you live here for two or three months. As for? According to me, kill chickens and geese directly, one chicken in each phase until the last phase!"

"Eh? Tie Zhu has a point. He Ling, which is more important, chicken or egg? Stewed goose in an iron pot!"

"Miss Huang, there is a saying called... Kill the chicken and lay the egg!"

"Why do you take eggs after killing chickens? I prefer chicken to eggs. Iron pillar?"

"Pepper chicken, sliced chicken, hand shredded chicken, spicy chicken, taro roast chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms, fried chicken, Coke chicken wings, large plate chicken..."

"What you two said... My mouth is watering."

In the yard, near the kitchen, there is a stone mill and an old well with a hand pump.

Huang Sanshi pressed the water for two times: "there's no tap water this season. I have to press this again, you see."

He Ling: "it's like going back to the first season."

Three children gathered around.

Peng Yuchang: "familiar taste! It's terrible."

Zhang Zifeng looked curious.

Li Tiezhu: "what's the tragedy? When I was a child, I carried water. There was only one well in a village."

Barrage:

"How proud last season was, how miserable this season is."

"This season is real."

"Congratulations to the mushroom house on returning to poverty overnight..."

"H is urinating everywhere!"

"Geese have better houses than you."

"It feels like home. This is the real country. It was like a villa last season."

"Yi Xing, come quickly!"

"Come, Yi Xing, go to the iron pillar, lose or earn?"

"Favorite Yixing ~"

After watching the yard and livestock and poultry, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi walked into the kitchen, narrow kitchen with unreasonable layout, small stove, cabinet with falling plate dust, and a litter of firewood on the ground

Then, they looked at each other with godless eyes.

Subtitle: welcome to the original ecological kitchen!

Huang Sanshi: "just a pot?"

Li Tiezhu: "there is also a small stove."

Huang Sanshi: "what do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's fair that Laoban electric appliances didn't produce stoves last year. This year, Saturn people integrated stoves. Is their family... Making leather shoes?"

Huang Sanshi despised: "Saturn people integrate stove brand leather shoes, which is of high quality!"

Li Tiezhu's face was expressionless: "Ouye ~"

"This kitchen is like this. I don't want to record it. Why don't I go and you stay?"

"I won't do it! I'll leave tomorrow."

He Ling didn't speak. He wasn't interested in the kitchen. He turned and went out:

"Come on, come in and have a look."

Huang Sanshi followed with his hands on his back sadly: "I think ah, the kitchen has been so miserable. They will make it very good..."

Li Tiezhu: "wake up, Miss Huang! Don't be too naive when you are old."

Huang Sanshi: "the house is surrounded by four walls..."

Li Tiezhu: "just have four walls."

Huang Sanshi: "blank room, appraisal completed."

He Ling pushed the door and saw that there was nothing. It was empty, and the two bedrooms were the same. Even the bed shelves were scattered.

Seeing such a miserable situation, the barrage was particularly happy:

"Get rich through hard work and return to poverty through laziness."

"Just have a door!"

"Only one door, feasible?"

"Is there no gold lord father this season?"

"It's terrible. It's estimated that they all want to run away."

"It's too hasty..."

"Be reasonable. It's much better than my hometown."

"This yard doesn't even have a special wall. It's no worse than the first season?"

"It's cool in my heart!"

"What a poor fat man."

After seeing the house, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang sat under the eaves and were silent. There were occasional sighs, coupled with the desolate background music.

Here, Li Tiezhu is playing with a stone mill and adding some water.

He Ling was surprised and said, "iron pillar, aren't you disappointed? Aren't you disappointed with such a mushroom house?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's none of my business! I'm not permanent. You should regard it as metamorphosis!"

Huang Sanshi: "he is free, we are desolate..."

Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "brother Zhu, to be honest, I really want you to cover for me this season."

Li Tiezhu: "Hey! This stone mill can still be used. It can grind Soybean Milk and rice flour."

Huang Sanshi: "I'm not in the mood. Besides, there's no donkey at home. You're gone again. Who pulls the mill?"

Li Tiezhu: "also..."

Barrage:

"So, Li Tiezhu = donkey?"

"No! Li Tiezhu is a donkey."

"Please Yu Qian, donkey teacher and Li tielv and donkey..."

Huang San Shi make complaints about the five leaking shed in the Tucao courtyard over there. What is the meaning of the ceiling, even with the wooden ceiling? He sneered. The program thought we would fix him? Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Huang Sanshi set up a flag: "I promise it won't match!"

Then, the program team released the pictures of the later stages of attentive repair, slapping in the face on the spot, slapping

Oh! man

With the special effect of Huang Sanshi's face being swollen, one word, absolutely!

At this time, we need to call the director group out to talk.

Huang Sanshi: "props, scenes... Has the budget come down? That's all?"

The staff appeared against the ancestral indifference brand. Only the director was unique. The word arrogance was on his face.

Director: "our program is still rich, hum ~"

This Hummer is very essential. A Hummer tells a lot of things. We have so much money that we just don't want to give you flowers. Hey, it's just fun!

Barrage:

"Laugh to death, ha ha ha..."

"If you treat others better in the first two seasons, this season will not be so miserable."

"The words on the director's face have changed!"

"The courage is fat."

"Well, my aunt laughed."

Director: "let's talk about it. It's different from previous years because we borrowed the villagers' house in previous years. This year, no one has lived in this house for a long time..."

The four people looked constipated and asked the director for an explanation. You and I hurt each other.

Finally, the director said, "there are two good news."

The four people in the mushroom house are still not interested.

Director: "there's no need to charge rent and utilities like before this year. So there's no need to work. There's also the warehouse. If you want to exchange food from the warehouse, you can plant trees..."

After simply stating the rules of planting trees for goods, the four people were still unhappy.

Huang Sanshi smiled bitterly and asked, "is it illegal to steal from the warehouse?"

The director immediately woke up: "Oh, yes, the warehouse is easy to be stolen. Send someone to guard the warehouse at night and write it down..."

"Suck, suck..."

Li Tiezhu came from behind the program group eating instant noodles. Then, the smell of beef with pickled pepper was introduced into the courtyard of mushroom house.

The program group stayed, and so did the mushroom house four.

Huang Sanshi first stood up and said with a smile, "iron pillar, did you take it in the warehouse?"

Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup and squeezed in from the middle of the program group: "ang! Otherwise? Go to the village canteen to buy it? Don't you have to spend money? Besides, there is hot water in the warehouse."

Huang Sanshi: "ha ha... Well done."

Peng Peng and his sister are still in the petrochemical industry. Is there such an operation?

He Ling: "pillar, when did you go there?"

Li Tiezhu said, "when Mr. Huang called the director team over, I went. I knew you had to say a rule for more than ten minutes. It's very boring. Go and have instant noodles. What's the matter?"

He Ling: "nothing! You did a good job."

It turned out that when Li Tiezhu just gathered, he swaggered out. The director group was also magical. He said to four permanent guests for a long time and didn't think of Li Tiezhu's absence.

Li Tiezhu took another sip of soup.

The director's assistant said, "someone should guard during the day! Habitual bandits! They must be habitual bandits!"

At this time, the arrogance on the director's face disappeared and replaced by the word shame.

The director called Li Tiezhu again: "Li Tiezhu!"

Li Tiezhu was dazed: "hmm? Do you want soup?"

Director: "no! I asked you how to get in?"

Li Tiezhu: "I unscrewed the lock and went in. Then I soaked the noodles and screwed the lock on again. Don't worry, I locked the door."

Director: "

Huang Sanshi said: "you didn't say theft is against the law just now, you just said to send someone to guard, so you can't blame iron pillar."

Director: "OK! Forget it this time. It's our carelessness. We won't let you succeed next time!"

Li Tiezhu: "really forget it this time?"

Director: "yes! Do you want to lose money?"

Li Tiezhu: "how can I give you money? I think too much, I mean..."

As soon as Li Tiezhu pulled off his military coat, eight bags of instant noodles were glued inside with transparent glue. There were all kinds of flavors. Of course, they were packed in bags.

Huang Sanshi immediately smiled.

He Ling hurried up to "pick" instant noodles. Peng Peng and his sister immediately came alive and ran over with saliva.

Director: "

He Ling took off all the instant noodles and gave Peng Peng and his sister a bag each.

Li Tiezhu wiped the pocket of his military coat, then "changed" four ham intestines and handed them to Peng Peng and his sister.

Peng Yuchang gradually abnormal smile: "thank you, brother Zhu!"

Sister's eyes were bent with laughter: "brother Xie Zhu!"

He Ling took two small to the kitchen.

Huang Sanshi walked up to Li Tiezhu, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and said to the director, "be mentally prepared. I'm afraid I'll scare you next."

Director: "what?"

Huang Sanshi: "pillar, what else? Take it out."

From the other pocket, Li Tiezhu took out a grass carp wrapped in plastic bags, took out three ribs wrapped in plastic bags from behind, and finally took out a lump of about half a kilo of streaky pork from his trouser pocket.

The military coat is big and thick. It really can fit.

Huang Sanshi: "I knew it! Ha ha ha!"

Director: "iron pillar, you make me lose face."

Li Tiezhu: "you don't show your face. Why do you want face?"

The director was speechless and hurt himself. Just now he thought there were only a few bags of instant noodles, which was nothing. He said that even this time, it's not easy to take back things now.

Li Tiezhu squatted under the eaves and continued to drink soup: "Zi Liu Zi Liu ~"

The director rolled his eyes and swallowed his saliva.

Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, "director, after you sent someone to guard the warehouse, you can't steal it. Is it illegal to rob it?"

Director: "break the law! You can't steal and rob! You find a tree with ten times the value deducted at a time."

The barrage was also crazy with laughter. Li Tiezhu looked silly and smart when doing something:

"Cowhide!"

"The director said, I'm too difficult!"

"It's said that Li Tiezhu is an enhanced version of sun Lei. I don't believe it."

"Is this what people do?"

"Who's to blame? I've dealt with Li Tiezhu so many times. Don't learn a lesson?"

"Worthy of my serious brother!"

"That's normal. It's not normal if there's an iron pillar."

"Seek the psychological shadow area of the director."

"San duo, you can be a person!"

"If Xu Sanduo were as coquettish as Li Tiezhu," soldier assault "would not burn like this."

"Li Tiezhu never goes empty!"

Over there, Peng Peng and his sister are boiling water to prepare instant noodles. Huang Sanshi and he Ling come back and praise Li Tiezhu's sensible and good skills.

After drinking the noodle soup, Li Tiezhu felt at ease in the instant noodle box, raised his left arm and revealed a lollipop.

He Lingyi was happy: "what else?"

He was going to take out the lollipop. Who knows, a long string of five.

Huang Sanshi: "hahaha... There's Li Tiezhu at home. I'm not afraid of anything!"

Peng Peng and his sister happily ate the instant noodles with ham, and five people went to pick up the express. It was the family property accumulated in the mushroom house in the previous two seasons, bedding, kitchenware, furniture, decorations, Wang danluo's pigs and so on.

After that, everyone began to decorate the mushroom house. He Ling took Peng Peng and his sister to decorate the house. Li Tiezhu decorated the kitchen. Huang Sanshi put outdoor decorations such as pottery, and then went to help he Ling nail them.

After everything was settled, it looked like that. In addition to the old house, the familiar mushroom house came back.

Five people gathered in the living room, sat on the carpet and made tea.

Li Tiezhu sighed: "in the past, the two old people used to make coffee or grind coffee beans by hand. Now tut tut... The quality of life is seriously declining!"

He Ling: "it's not easy!"

Huang Sanshi: "cheers!"

Five people were drinking tea. He Ling suddenly said, "I really want to soak my feet."

Huang Sanshi: "after taking a bath, five of us soak our feet together."

You said a word and I talked.

Gradually, it was dark and it was time to prepare dinner.

He Ling: "the tea is too greasy. The more you drink, the more hungry you get."

Huang Sanshi: "get something to eat!"

Li Tiezhu: "OK."

At this time, strange music came from outside. Five people went out to have a look - surprise!

A small wooden table was filled with all kinds of ingredients, a total of more than ten bowls.

The director explained: "although Li Tiezhu's behavior this afternoon is very unethical, our program team still chooses to repay good for bad! This is the meat dish welfare center."

He Ling: "what do you mean?"

Director: "the production team is stingy, but the customers are generous."

Everyone cheered and eager to try.

The director introduced: "this is the hoof beetle provided by the special loser, the spare ribs bought by a treasure, four Kiwi shrimps provided by the sin Gang, five bean sprouts provided by seven cats and fools... Saturn's integrated stove leather shoes, no, no leather shoes, 500 grams of fungus..."

Huang Sanshi: "Saturn people should send leather shoes. The road here is bad."

Li Tiezhu: "yes! Their leather shoes are resistant to manufacturing."

Huang Sanshi also laughed rotten. So many delicious food, instantly hell to heaven. He said, "take this directly, don't you?"

The director handed out ten bamboo circles: "no, no, only those in the set can be taken away."

Five people in the mushroom house suddenly collapsed. Shit, the routine is too deep!

(double monthly tickets for the three days at the end of the month. Ask for a wave of monthly tickets! Thank you, Yanzu!)