Chapter 498

Lauren faced the audience and concluded, "I think I know why we like Li. He is different from all Chinese. He is the special one! He is forthright and sharp, even more western than Westerners. OK, I see that there are live audiences who want to ask questions. You, sir, who do you want to ask?"

A bald man with one arm stood up, slightly shy and shy: "I..."

Li Tiezhu: "Odin?"

Bald: "Aha! It's me! Do you remember me?"

Li Tiezhu: "of course I remember you. You were the first man to show his ass in front of me."

Odin: "really? That's a great honor. If you're interested..."

Li Tiezhu: "no!"

Odin regretted, "I just wanted to ask you, what would you do if you met a zombie?"

Li Tiezhu: "zombies? Of course, first try whether they are delicious, catch them if they are delicious, and throw them away if they are not delicious."

The audience was stunned.

Host Loren tried to be embarrassed. He thought Li Tiezhu didn't know what zombies were: "Hey, Li, zombies are a mutant monster in movies, not small animals..."

Li Tiezhu said to Loren, "I know zombies."

Odin sat down excitedly and said to the little man next to him, "I'll say it! I'll say... His idea is the same as ours!"

Loren was speechless and called another audience.

This person is the exploding head next to Odin, the chick Camilla. He is a little nervous. Holding the thermos cup soaked with medlar, he tries to blink cockfighting eyes:

"I... my name is Camilla. I want to ask Li, what animals do you think we need to prepare for labor at the end of the world? Cattle, horses or donkeys, we should consider their feed and adaptability..."

Li Tiezhu: "do you need to ask? Of course it's catching zombies! Put them in chains and work 24 hours a day, farming, ironing, logging, washing clothes and cooking..."

Lauren covers his face. Why are you a zombie again?

"Oh!!!"

Camilla's cockfighting eyes suddenly shine, just like opening the door to a new world. Yo, it can be like this! If we domesticate ten thousand obedient zombies at the end of the day, wow

After sitting down, Camilla and Odin clapped their hands and muttered again.

"It's a god like idea! We can't think of such a creative way anyway. Otherwise, our new organization will be called Ian perapai!"

"Of course! What else could he be called? He was sent by God to guide us. Go back and get a statue of Li first. Although we don't have a large number of people, the procedures must be formal and can't blaspheme Ian Pera..."

"Oh, shet! What questions did you hear from that sissy over there? The help of Oriental culture to western society? The end is coming, and you ask such shit questions."

"Don't worry about them. This kind of goods will usually be destroyed in the first wave."

"What do you think of the greenhouse effect? What do you ask for such a good opportunity? Let me ask."

"He's so sexy. If I didn't die for the end of the day, I'd even mess with him! Which one am I..."

"Hey, sleepy dragon, you are blaspheming your faith."

"Sorry, little Phoenix, I just can't help..."

Camilla took a sip of Chinese wolfberry boiled water and stared at Odin, as if she doubted his piety. Ian perra brought us light. You want to sleep with him?

Li Tiezhu, who answered the sand sculpture questions on the stage, felt a chill for some reason and soon recovered. He didn't think much and continued to answer the naive and playful questions of these grandchildren.

He thought Odin and Camilla were invincible in the world. Unexpectedly, there were more naive people. Whose department are these?

"Does China have a moon?"

"Coincidentally, we also have one, which is quite round."

"Do pandas really know kung fu? Can you get me one?"

"Their Kung Fu is too high for me."

"Why don't Chinese men play football? Obviously your women's team is so strong?"

"Because women's players don't want to change."

"Why do the north and South sticks fight around? Aren't they all Chinese? The Chinese authorities can't control..."

"They are Japanese."

"Why are you called yellow people? I don't think you're yellow at all."

"That's because I'm on the program. When I wait for the program, it's yellow."

"Do you know the GC party?"

"I am. I joined the party three months ago."

"Oh, my God! You're a GC party? Isn't that cool?"

"Soso."

"Are your Chinese hair naturally black?"

"Yes."

"Ah, I thought it was the party's rule that your hair can only be black."

"The Chinese eat everything. Do they eat people?"

"Cantonese eat Hu Jianren."

"You Chinese, how many people like you who have practiced to Yuanying period? What about the golden elixir period?"

"Hum? How do you know?"

"I saw it on the Internet! Why don't you send so many immortals to rule the world? By the way, I also want to cultivate immortals!"

"This is a state secret. It will not be leaked."

Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao were stunned by the questioner, but Li Tiezhu answered them like a stream. After all, there is no generation gap in our IQ. It's easy to communicate. That's a happy one.

Happy education is good. Look, how happy these grandchildren are!

Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu with admiration. You are more coquettish!

And Li Tiezhu's smile began to be immoral.

Another American asked, "do you have a plane in China? You can fly that in the sky."

Li Tiezhu: "is there anything else like this? We came to the United States this time from the Pacific Ocean and brought dry food for two months."

Another spectator: "but you can fly with your sword."

Li Tiezhu: "you guessed it. It's so clever. I can't fool you."

The host Loren couldn't watch it anymore, stopped his interaction with the audience and said, "sorry, I have to interrupt you because of the length of the program. Next, let's talk about something related to the FAK primitive man..."

After chatting for a while, the program recording was over.

Li Tiezhu is still a little reluctant to give up. It's hard to find such a lovely audience. On the contrary, Zheng Yanzi has had enough. Who knows how hard she translates.

Two days later, when the program was broadcast, the audience rating was still very high. Many Americans said they had a stomachache. Some of the jokes came from the host and guests, but most of the jokes came from sand sculpture netizens and the mentally disabled audience at the scene.

Soon, the program was also transmitted back to China. At that time, the debate about whether Li Tiezhu humiliated the Chinese people came to an end.

After watching the program, everyone said that Li Tiezhu had "won glory for the country"! If a slightly normal star goes to this program, he will be at a loss, right? Just look at the performance of Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, but Li Tiezhu can answer like a stream. It's not too cute.

Especially when fooling those sand sculpture Americans, Li Tiezhu is ill intentioned.

Well, now someone in China jumped out and said that Li Tiezhu went to the United States to humiliate the American people. He was not friendly at all, he had no magnanimity of a big country and no quality at all.

Of course, more netizens feel it... Isn't it cool? All this?

Therefore, there were two extremes. All kinds of big V on the neck were known to besiege Li Tiezhu, and the Navy rushed to the mountain behind him. On the tiktok, it is a positive comment, a tri link, the central idea -- column brother!

After recording the program, Li Tiezhu flew back to China that night.

After getting off the plane, he was surrounded by a group of so-called prostitutes and forced to interview Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu was so sleepy that he reluctantly accepted the interview, but the questions asked by these species stunned Li Tiezhu. What kind of shit brain came up with the question that NIMA is more sand carving than the people of MI?

The boss gave out dog food again, didn't he?

"I would like to ask you this trip abroad, beating and swearing in front of the world. Such behavior has discredited the people of the whole country. What do you think?"

"I beat up their people, they gave me money to record programs, and the audience sent me to the airport. Go and ask the American people what they think of those stupid things I played! Xinjing news? Brother Meng, remember, never accept their interviews in the future."

"Li Tiezhu, when you sell programs to foreign countries, do you want to go to the United States to get a green card to settle down? Do you think the air in the United States is more sweet?"

"I have a rural registered permanent residence and have a homestead. Do you understand? Southern weekend, remember, brother Meng!"

"When you were in the United States, you openly claimed in the program that China has eunuchs, China eats people, and you are a GC party. What do you want to explain? Are you maliciously discrediting China? How much money did the Americans give you? Are you so worthy of giving birth to you and raising your motherland?"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can you afford to give birth to your motherland? Next."

Another female reporter asked, "why do you claim that Chinese people eat viscera abroad? Don't you know that this will make crooked nuts hate us more?"

Li Tiezhu: "we are 1.4 billion people all over the country. People will say that you affect the circulation of ocean currents. Next!"

"It is said that you spent a good night with a blonde foreign girl in the United States. Is there such a thing? Does songzhuer know?"

"She doesn't know, and neither do I."

Zhang Xiaomeng dragged Li Tiezhu and told him to leave the airport quickly. There was no need to entangle with these prepared prostitutes. But Li Tiezhu was strong. After breaking away from Zhang Xiaomeng, he stuck a pestle in place and stuck his waist:

"Next!"

"Why do you record a variety show specially to please crooked nuts? Isn't the domestic market profitable enough? Or do you just want to please crooked nuts?"

"You'd better ask those who were beaten by me to see if they like to please me. Is there anything else to ask? What's the refund? Jiulang, this reporter, you're very brave. Tell me what you want to ask."

"Why do Americans invite you to record the program and give you a high announcement fee? Is there any unknown secret?"

"Quietly tell you, they didn't invite me to the program. They invited me to... Salsa dance!"

"Ah?"

Li Tiezhu looked around and thought that the United States was full of demons. Unexpectedly, he encountered something more magical when he returned home.

He sneered and asked Qin Tao, "have you photographed it?"

Qin Tao Yang mobile phone: "tiktok, now trembling tone?"

(today is a special day. Let's say: the mountains and rivers are all right, and the Dragon soars into the sky!)