Chapter 511

Li Tiezhu said, "take it back! I'm not a food for crying! I just lick it."

Sun Xixi: "you cow, I'll reward you."

Li Tiezhu took a bite of the popsicle and was inexplicably familiar with it. It was the brand when he participated in the good voice audition, and it was also pineapple. For more than two years, he couldn't help sighing.

Songzhu'er put his foot in the stream and gave his thumb to his man: "wit! It's a bit of my style."

Zheng Yanzi led the donkey to carry pebbles. On the first trip, Li Tiezhu was eating popsicles. On the second trip, he soaked his feet with songzhuer. On the third trip, Li Tiezhu was pressing songzhuer's feet.

Zheng Yanzi turned out a huge white eye!

Freeze frame.

Subtitles of the program group: "envious eyes!"

Barrage:

"Bah, this dog food has expired."

"Woof, woof..."

“HE!TUI~”

"Good love!"

"Qin Tao, you should learn from the serious brother."

"Straight men have no future!"

"I also want to play with pine and bamboo feet."

"Something's wrong with you. Li Tiezhu will kill you."

"I also want Li Tiezhu to press my feet."

"Isn't it beautiful?"

"Suddenly I found that spicy claws and iron pillars are still a good match."

"Bamboo is too immortal..."

The stone where songzhuer sat was padded with several leaves, and there was also a wreath made of wild flowers and weeds on her head. The water waves reflected the sunlight on her beautiful cheeks, which was called a bright and moving.

The camera teacher took this shot and sighed that Li Tiezhu had a good life.

Li Tiezhu rubbed the soles of pines and bamboos and smiled, "is it hot?"

Songzhuer nodded skillfully.

Li Tiezhu smiled more brightly, grabbed songzhuer's calf and pulled his girlfriend into the river.

"Ha ha ha!"

Li Tiezhu smiled proudly.

Zheng Yanzi looked back and saw songzhuer stand up from the water with dirty words. However, Li Tiezhu's ruthless embrace and fall met her with another pop. Finally, Zheng Yanzi nodded with satisfaction. Li Tiezhu was still the straight man of steel and had never changed.

The barrage was suddenly happy:

"Who says iron pillars are not straight men?"

"Lying trough!"

"Too cruel..."

"What's the picture, pine and bamboo? He abused you thousands of times?"

"It's really fun to see bamboo."

"It's too much to press your head..."

"People steal popsicles for you, and you throw them into the water?"

"That's ridiculous!"

"Bah! Scum man!"

"Don't ravage my goddess like this..."

"Hey, even so, are you still rolling the sheets with him at night?"

"I've made up 32g..."

After a while, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer were soaked, splashed water and played with each other, and the audience's eyes were hot.

Female audience: songzhuer, can you do it? Throw your face, kick, spit! Is it fun to play?

Male audience: This is the real girlfriend!

After having a good time, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went back to the yard to change their clothes. They happened to meet the same wet Qin Tao and moldy. Everyone knew it.

Qin Tao and Li Tiezhu winked, good brother, well done.

Songzhuer and Meimei look at each other helplessly. I'm relieved to see that you are so miserable.

Zheng Yanzi felt that she was out of place at this stage. For a moment, she even wanted to pick up the donkey and throw it into the water, trying to maintain the formation.

After that, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao worked together to build wires and install electric lights. The kitchen and shed shared one electric light, the living room and the male and female dormitories.

……

When Odin and Camilla organized a group to watch the FAK primitive man, the scene was a little out of control.

"How can Tina like that fat man?"

"I'll never roll on her MV again! I have no eyes."

"I think Qin is very good. I admire him for daring to push Tina down in the mud."

"This is the man!"

"Oh! Li is more crazy."

"His girlfriend looks like a child. Is she an adult?"

"I prefer Zheng. Her figure is so good that she explodes..."

Odin knocked on his pipe and said seriously, "quiet! We're not watching variety shows. We're here to learn how to survive. There's a famous saying in the East - attitude determines height!"

Several members with strange shapes quieted down and ate spicy crayfish quietly.

Yes, these members are very busy. Although none of them has a serious job, they have a full schedule.

They wouldn't have come if Odin hadn't made 20 kilograms of crayfish, prepared Oriental sausage, Mapo Tofu, boiled fish, Mao xuewang and 10 kilograms of highly homemade sorghum wine.

Hughes, who lacks front teeth, is going to steal something tonight, or he won't have money.

With a long blond hair and a rosacea nose, notting is going to rob primary school students. I'm afraid middle school students can't beat him.

Sitting in the corner, the nearly successful invisible black baby plans to pinch beautiful women in the rich area.

In short, everyone was busy, but Odin still worried them. This is not the first time he organized a viewing ceremony.

Phoenix baby Camilla held his thermos cup and said, "I suddenly have a bold idea!"

Heiwa: "go and pinch the mold?"

Camilla's intelligent cockfighting eyes glared: "She has a lot of bodyguards. Kill you! There are opportunities in the end of the day. Don't worry. I'll dig it out for you when you like Monroe. I suddenly have an inspiration. Since we have learned so many skills of Ian perra, why don't we practice more? Everyone is responsible for work in a field. We cooperate with each other. After the end of the day, we are not what we want "Invincible?"

Odin shook his head: "practical operation needs tools and resources. We don't have so much money. I donated sperm for dinner tonight. Recently, my body is a little overwhelmed... Every crayfish you chew and every mouthful of sorghum wine are my children and grandchildren!"

Heiwa picked up the sorghum wine, sniffed it, there was no smell, and took another sip: "I'll donate too! What... I'm for everyone and everyone is for me!"

In addition to being too lecherous, Heiwa is the most savvy of many members and is popular with lying dragon and Phoenix chicks.

Camilla said: "OK! Seriously, I know we have no money without Elon's support. However, we can make materials into finished products and sell them. I believe we can make ends meet. Even if we lose money, it will be a small loss. I think so. Let's find a remote place, build our own bamboo house and wooden house, build our own stove, make our own tableware, tables and chairs, and open one after we do it Chinese restaurants also sell wine. "

Sleepy dragon Odin lit another leaf cigarette and nodded: "I think it's OK. It doesn't lose my kidney. I can do it. Then I'll be responsible for cooking! Everyone has eaten it. I'm too proficient in cooking."

Camilla: "I'm responsible for making wine and sprouting beans..."

Heiwa: "I make tofu! I like to pinch tofu. Hey, hey... Tofu is a good thing, but it's a pity I can't call it."

"I hatch chickens, raise rabbits and manage animals. Of course, I don't care about domesticating zombies! I can't beat them."

"I'm in charge of construction."

"Then I'll carpenter."

"I work as a water electrician and weave bamboo."

The division of labor was made clear when everyone said a word to me. Then, they saw the program. After dinner, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat and waited to take straw sandals and straw hats.

"Oh! Can you do that?"

"God, Ian perra made a pair of shoes from a pile of straw? It's definitely useful at the end of the day!"

"Worthy of the light of doomsday."

"We must master this core skill..."

"The straw hat made by Qin is also good. It will be very practical at the end of the day."

"The rope skipping Zheng is so cute that he bounces around."

"We should also prepare generators and change them to hydraulic or wind power in the end."

"I think we should consider learning how to make a loom on the Internet."

"And knitting sweaters."

"What's the name of the Chinese restaurant?"

"How about aenpera Chinese restaurant? Show of hands! The minority obeys the majority."

"Agree."

"Agree..."

The mob listened enthusiastically to the "practice activity". Soon, they found a piece of land in the suburbs and began to work in full swing. A week later, "Ian Pera Chinese restaurant" It has been built. The standard Chinese wooden house is equipped with all kinds of rough wooden tables, wooden stools, bamboo chopsticks, bamboo bowls, etc. in order to simulate the authenticity, they haven't even used a nail.

After the restaurant was built, everyone decided to have a rest. The students of the primary school next door had not been robbed for too long, and Heiwa's hands itched

However, soon this place was photographed by several passing netizens. More people gathered around, and people who were not afraid of death began to order in the store.

At first, Odin sold his dishes to several customers and ordered hamburger takeout with the money he earned.

But there are always people who don't know the truth. When they see wolongfeng chicks, they decline the guests and say that their dishes have been sold out. When they come back tomorrow, they eat other people's hamburgers. After the people add fuel and vinegar, this is even more strange on the Internet:

"Shock! On the first day of the opening of a retro style Chinese restaurant, the dishes sold out in seconds, and the boss and employees could only order takeout."

Then, they were completely angry. Many netizens came to punch in for dinner, and there has been a phenomenon of human to human transmission.

Spicy crayfish, sausage, bacon, boiled fish, Mao xuewang, small hot pot, fried bean sprouts, Mapo Tofu, green pepper preserved egg, pickled chicken feet, red oil tofu milk, double cooked meat

It's all on fire!

In addition, the restaurant has a written provision: "don't leave until you finish eating!"

For a whole month, Odin and his group were half tired. They could only watch the last issue of the FAK primitive man at night. Everyone couldn't stand it and decided to close the restaurant, because they made too much money in a month. Odin and Camilla felt... Degenerate.

But just after they posted the closure notice, everyone's home was hit by stones, and someone sent a blade threat.

So the restaurant opened again. In two months, it opened a branch.

A good "practice activity" was forced to start a business.

Of course, these are later words, not to mention.

At the end of the ninth program, mildewed left with a straw hat made up by Qin Tao. He kissed Qin Tao for several minutes before leaving, which made the fat man almost lack of oxygen.

And on the musty straw hat, there is also a logo - primitive man.

Since the beginning of this program, the derivative brands of this program have emerged, with clothing, shoes, clothing and other products as the main products, which are different from other industrial products. These things are original and purely handmade.

To this end, Li Tiezhu also made a simple machine for spinning linen in issue 10.