Chapter 514

"Jane? Are you serious?"

"Isn't it?"

"Xiaohua, don't believe those gossip. These people often black me and say I'm rotten, stingy and never treat."

"You are so unconvincing, Lao Zhou."

Zhou Xingxing gave up his explanation. He felt that his true statement sounded like sophistry, which hurt him very much. I am such a person with solid character and abundant martial ethics. Why don't people believe me?

There must be something wrong with the world.

"Jane fell in love with ah Qiang. On a starry night, the plane flew over her head..."

Zhou Xingxing came out of the house singing a song. His expression was very helpless.

Yuanhua: "did you hit it down?"

Zhou Xingxing: "what?"

Yuanhua: "the plane that flew over your head that night."

Zhou Xingxing: "neuropathy!"

Ah Zhen, who is fighting for water and feet with fried sauce under the faucet, looked at Zhou Xingxing and Yuanhua, turned and twisted away: "hate..."

She looked shy. When she passed by Huang Yiyi, she said, "every good thing in a man, bah!"

Huang Yiyi immediately upset the vinegar jar in her heart. It turned out to be true!

Seeing Huang Yiyi's expression, Jane became more shy and ran away quickly. It's over. Even Huang Yiyi knows that the star Lord secretly loves me. What a shame! So is Xingye. It's good to bury such things in your heart. Why tell others?

Obviously, the version Jane heard was different from others.

Zhou Xingxing looked at Jane's artificial escape, shrugged her shoulders, smiled bitterly, shook her head, and then walked to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu resolutely picked up the phone: "hello? Ah! Yes... This thing is very complicated. I'll find a quiet place to tell you."

Zhou Xingxing took off Li Tiezhu's mobile phone, and the screen was black.

"I want to have a good chat! Let's go. Do you smoke?"

"If you don't smoke, you will."

"Then have one. What do you mean? Didn't you agree to keep your mouth shut?"

"This cigarette is so hot. Where did you buy it? It can't be a fake cigarette, can it?"

"Ha ha."

"What, I didn't say anything."

"Have you seen a fist with a big sandbag?"

"I was wrong."

After training Li Tiezhu in a cold sweat, Zhou Xingxing turned and walked away with a cigarette in his mouth. As he walked, he shouted to the audience: "what are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a handsome director? Work quickly and start shooting soon! The mud can't help the wall!"

Li Tiezhu wiped his sweat and found a corner to shrink up to read the script.

It's really dangerous to reduce your IQ. Last night, I spent 100 intelligence points to buy "people in an embarrassing way", and my intelligence decreased by 6 points.

Originally, he had 95 intelligence points, and there were 94 points in the balance.

Now it's like this:

Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)

Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.

Music Achievement: 15442 points.

Variety achievement: 8438 points.

Film and television achievements: 8298 points.

Tiktok: 138 million 110 thousand.

Cat domestication: 99%.

[main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]

Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, intermediate acting skills

Props owned: obedience symbol x3

As soon as zhente returned to the pre liberation period, his initial intelligence value was 87 points, and he tossed about 89 points for two years???

Li Tiezhu can only comfort himself that fools have silly blessings, and low intelligence is conducive to physical and mental health.

It's not. Zhou Xingxing has just been beaten to death. He is happy again in the twinkling of an eye. Wow, I'm going to talk to maozi about life philosophy and poetry at night. I'm so happy! Talk to her!

In the afternoon, continue filming.

This section is the play of Li Tiezhu Zhongdao, which can be described as the most wonderful part of the whole film. Zhou Xingxing is very demanding.

Li Tiezhu looks even worse after his mental decline. His face is in place.

There are many non physical performances in this plot, which is difficult for Li Tiezhu. For example, putting a knife in his body and dropping the doctor's poisonous snake made him a little uncomfortable.

Finally, there was no way. Zhou Xingxing asked the prop group to get him a knife and a snake with teeth pulled out, and Li Tiezhu finished the performance.

Everyone began to finish work.

Li Tiezhu pinched a snake and rubbed it wrong. Huang Yiyi almost peed. After dropping his wisdom, Li Tiezhu, who is good at confusing behavior, came back.

Zhou Xingxing: "what are you doing? Return the snake and rent it. If you die, you will pay for it?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's too hot. Give it back when you drop the temperature."

Snakes are cold.

This section was photographed by the director's staff and the sound of the trembling sound was up, and Li Tiezhu went on tiktok again.

General operation!

Since the discovery of Li Tiezhu's hot search physique, every crew where he works will try to shoot his confusion and post it on the Internet to promote the effect.

That's how soldier assault was warmed up.

The phone shook in his trouser pocket. Li Tiezhu lost the snake and took out his mobile phone. It was master's phone?! This is the old birthday star... No, it's the flowering of iron trees!

"Hello, master!"

Cheng Dalong's kind voice came from the opposite side: "how was the shooting at Zhou Xingxing? Did he scold you?"

Li Tiezhu looked at Zhou Xingxing and said, "the star is very good to me! He is handsome and kind, speaks well, is kind to me, and often invites me to dinner."

Jackie Chan: "I see! He's fierce, evil, eating and drinking, right? He's so tasteless. Ignore him."

"OK."

"It's such a situation. I'm making a new movie recently. It's also a new year's festival file. I'm investing in big production! I just want to give you a chance to test how your self-taught martial arts foundation is. So, you play a male number three! Don't say that master doesn't take care of you."

"When?"

"Next month. You should have just finished Kung Fu and just have time."

Li Tiezhu thought for a while. Sure enough, he had time. What should he do? He crazily pulled his cerebellar bag melon. How can he reasonably refuse? Let's put it off.

Li Tiezhu said, "what's the name of master's new film?"

"Magic detective Pu Songling! Fantasy, martial arts and funny."

"Ah, that's great."

It's a bad movie!

Li Tiezhu felt numb on his scalp. Just then, his mobile phone shook again. When Li Tiezhu saw it, Wu Jing sent a wechat message to ask Li Tiezhu to guest star in a science fiction film called wandering earth.

Li Tiezhu immediately said to the phone, "master! What a coincidence, isn't it? I just promised Wu Jing to guest star in wandering earth, a science fiction film."

Jackie Chan: "doesn't he shoot battle Dragon 3?"

"He didn't direct it. He invested, acted and uncle... I promised. Alas! Unfortunately, Shifu, I can't help you."

"Well... Hang up."

"Master, pay attention to your body. Don't be too tired. Be careful not to..."

Toot~

Too realistic.

Li Tiezhu shook his shoulders. Although my intelligence value is not enough, I have been wandering for more than two years and have been very experienced with the teaching of magical animals.

Trying to fool me?

It's not that easy!

He never called me all year round, never called me when filming, and suddenly contacted me, either to borrow money or to cheat people.

This kind of master... How lovely?

Plastic teachers and disciples have a deep love, not as good as my uncle!

After rejecting master, Li Tiezhu called Wu Jing back. It was obvious that Wu Jing was more reliable. Moreover, it is impossible for him to accept bad films now. Films in which he is willing to star and provide help should be more popular.

Soon he settled with Wu Jing. Because there were not many scenes, he decided to shoot a week's play next month.

Li Tiezhu is so popular.

Obviously, both of them pull Li Tiezhu to boost the popularity of the new film.

In the evening, Li Tiezhu refused Zhou Xingxing's invitation to dinner and slipped out to find lengba.

Zhou Xingxing's treat was also forced by Liu Xiaohua. It can't be true.

In the new secret base, Li Tiezhu held a whip in his right hand and a beer in his left hand. Lengba screamed.

"Master, are you too powerful? Smoke hard!"

"Don't try too hard. It's technical work. You don't understand."

"Oh, no wonder I don't turn it."

"Practice makes perfect. Just play it a few more times. Why do you think of playing it when you are so big?"

"From a straight suitor."

"What does he think? Give the girl a top?"

"Oh... You are a straight man yourself. How can you say something about others? At that time, I complained in the crew that my low back injury had been committed again, and I had to record the dance forest conference in a few days. I didn't know if I could dance. When he heard it, he bought me a pair of gyroscopes and said that pumping the gyroscopes could strengthen my body and speed up my recovery. I can only say that it makes sense!"

Lengba also took a bottle of pre mixed cocktail and said helplessly.

Li Tiezhu said, "Oh."

Lengba pretended to be angry: "Oh, it's over? Don't you ask who is chasing me? Aren't you afraid I promise him?"

Li Tiezhu: "not afraid."

Lengba was speechless: "well... What are you going to give me for my waist injury?"

Li Tiezhu picked up the top, put it on the tea table, sat on the sofa and said, "I called my third uncle and asked him to buy some dog skin plaster in the town and send it to you. My old man broke his waist and pasted the plaster on the back for several years. Later, he could fight Aunt Liu."

Lengba: "it's not as good as a top! You're a straight steel man."

Li Tiezhu frowned. Why is it straight when the plaster is so easy to use?

Lengba put down the bottle and squatted slowly to Li Tiezhu's leg: "meow..."

Li Tiezhu nodded.

When the cat got permission, he operated skillfully, very gentle and clever, like a real cat.

In maozi, Li Tiezhu is more popular.

"Hiss -"

Li Tiezhu took a sip of beer and was shocked.

The cat raised his head and opened his sticky red lips slightly: "are you just greedy for my body? You have no feelings for me?"

Li Tiezhu: "no! What I like is your interesting soul."

as sure as fate

On this point, Li Tiezhu didn't lie. Speaking of flat chested, he thought that the funny degree of cat was much higher than that of erha.

Seeing Li Tiezhu's sincere eyes, Leng barrow smiled proudly, flew Li Tiezhu, bought his body and worked harder.

Li Tiezhu stroked lengba's delicate face and sighed, "the beer tonight is delicious! Kitten, would you like some?"

Lengba bolted, "Oh... I'll drink later."

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